Holy shit that TECHNOLOGY
https://archive.is/1xWGU
>spells Alyx as Alex
>multiple times
Into the trash.
>>323705534
YOUR MEMES END HERE
>>323705641
THE MEMES
wew lad
hey guys my name is johny no swears and i am allergic to swears! if we could keep this thread free of swears that would be great!
all the best jimmy no swears! x
>>323705641
>>323705819
>>323705821
>>323706051
>>323705984
Don't comment in my thread you aren't going to contribute with smart reasonable arguments and just memepost like some faggot
>>323706250
Shut up faggot you can't even click the reply buttons in order of appearance because you're that much of a spazoid
Oh hey is this the meme thread? Can I get a six with a large fry and a drink please.
8
>>323705984
>He hasn't made it to the Dinosaur level
Stop trying to get dubs and stop asking people to check your 5
Sorry, no sixes here.
It's fanwank from a twelve year old
If you believe this shit you have to be mentally retarded
I am the gettest
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 get
Just Imagine if Valve threw together some half assed HL3 using the gmod maps. I bet everyone wouldcheck my dubs
>>323706250
>>323706323
>>323706782
Hey guys, it's johny no swears again, just thought i'd remind you that I am actually allergic to swears. I don't want to be /that/ guy but if you could apologize and not swear in this thread, that would be great
all the best
>Check the thread OP posted
>Valve PM'd the mods to remove it
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING.
>>323706919
/v/ doesn't get dubs silly goose. We do get stuff like 5's though.
>>323705534
>leddit
no
I'm sure it's followed by the YOU CAN TRUST ME, BUT I WON'T REVEAL HOW I'M AT ALL RELATED AND HAVE NO EVIDENCE I'M NOT PULLING SHIT FROM MY ASS
>>323706950
"FUCK YOU" - Donte Da Deman Killa
>>323706852
No, eye am.
It's time
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY
Shit thread OP.
trips.
>>323705534
>implying HL3 is still in development.
Marc Laidlaw left Valve, which means either HL3 is dead in the water or that they are ready for release.
also check my 9
Faker than Jesus' existence.
Jesus christ this thread is filled with cancer
Australians must be in full effect
>>323706728
Bitch please, I'm at the final boss
>>323707243
It is ready to release, did you even read it?
>>323707295
Unfortunately, I am amerifat.
I will never have the banter skills of the aussies.
Th-there's no way I-I could get a 7...
I beat tha gaem
>>323707528
Nope
>>323706967
>>323707083
>>323707234
>>323707295
>>323707346
Johny no swears again, just chiming in to say it's getting really hard to stay in this thread with all the swear words I keep reading. I really hate being a party ruiner but I think it's best for all of us (especially me ahhah) if we try to avoid swears.
all the best
>>323707528
Rattle Rattle
If Three, HL3 never ever
>>323707651
You son of a female dog!
Please go have sexual intercourse with yourself!
You little piece of doo-doo
>>323707797
JEW
>>323706967
Yeah, sure. Or maybe Valve told him to take it down because it's utter nonsense made up by somebody that people will believe and it'll make Valve look bad when it turns out not to be true.
>>323705534
proven false
>>323707010
Like this 5?
>>323707914
lmao
>>323707842
If it were utter nonsense, why remove it?
Why would it make valve look bad if it was just a fake in the first place?
>>323706250
NEVER EVER reply to my fucking posts unless you're contributing to the thread discussion
>>323705534
>I can't say anything about any of that. But you'll start to realize this isn't false information once I get into detail, so put down the pitchforks. Or raise them high, just don't poke each others eyes out.
Really fucking try-hard.
Why has this thread not been pruned yet?
>>323707928
Source?
>>323708067
Because people are stupid and would believe it. And when people believe it they'll be disappointed and make a fuss when it turns out not to be true.
Obviously.
>>323708079
>namefag
>says shit like tryhard
Hi, reddit!
>>323708079
First day on /v/?
HERE! G-Man revealed
>>323705534
if 5 leak is real
If I get dubs, everything said in that reddit thread is true. If not yellowstone explodes in 2 minutes.
>The account of the OP has beeen suspended
CONFIRMED
>>323705534
>linking to leddit
>>323705534
Beyond the fact that this is already confirmed fake, that kind of tech would be worth shittons of money on its own outside of video games, and actually probably have significant human benefit.
Language and voice synthesis is an incredibly difficult area of research and is no where near what is being described.
It's not really the scale and significance of research that Valve is capable of doing on their own, or that they would keep propietary and to themselves.
It was all a ruse you nerds.
https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/40k685/its_been_a_long_day/
>>323710326
But that person isn't sure if its legit or not
5
>>323710641
The whole reason people thought it might be real is that Valve supposedly made him take it down via reddit admins. That didn't actually happen so it has as much credibility as the other 9999999999 HL3 "leaks" that happen every month.
>>323710761__4__
If you ever played Half-Life it wouldn't make sense.
Stop shilling this clickbait. Are you expecting sites like Kotaku to catch on with your story? Well, the reason why they credited that anon is most likely because their sources say the same thing. No one will take your bullshit seriously.
I swear, since that AC leak crediting /v/, there more and more "leaks" every day.
>>323705534
>Alex
>>323708212
When as a company asked to remove obviously fake stuff though.
Especially Valve, who probably get conspiracy theories about HL3 every week in their mailbox.
>>323710843__7
If 7, then HL3 never comes out.
Which one's the real Freeman?
>>323710843
>>323710968
>off by1
Delete my thread mods
Its too filled with cancer
>>323710946
The Valve asking to take it down part was complete bullshit.
see
>>323710326
>>323710972
Gordon Freeman
>>323711101
OH SHIT
Jesus guys.
This is low
>all those sweet sweet upboats on leddit
>>323711101
Nice
but check my4
>>323711101
kenobi
>>323711101
two
You know that a false leak is total shot when no-one believes it even in this sub.
>>323711593
/v/ believed it yesterday
>>323706250
suck my dickchoke on it.
>>323711703
>open world rpg
>impossibly complex destruction and dialogue system
Nah
I, for one, as a PC Gamer think I, for one, speak on behalf of all PC Gamers when I, for one, say that this makes me proud to be a PC Gamer. I, for one, have been waiting for this day with quiet confidence, and I, for one, have been blessed for my patience with this glorious news.
>>323713209
Is this how people type in reddit?
why is this sub so shitty?
get your shit together, /v/
>>323714732
Because people never post birds anymore.