What's the closest videogame version of this?
No Assassin's Creed III, by the way, that game sucks shit.
>>323665198
Far Cry 4? but that sucks too
Tomb raider has a lot of huffing and puffing
>>323665198
please
come on guise
Closest as in which game fished for the most awards?
I fucking loved The Revenant
Gun would be the closest
>>323665198
Innaritu is a pretentious hack who's only famous for his foreign sounding name and having accessible work. If his name was Alex Richardson nobody would give a fuck about him.
>>323665198
Haven & Hearth.
Only the Indians are Russian and they're all rape all the time.
>>323666735
Kevin Smith, go back to /tv/
>>323666735
Go to bed. I love this movie and have literally never heard of him.
I was bored to death during this movie. The fight scenes were cool though.
>>323665198
fuggoff with ur shit-ass meme movie
leo aint winning shit
>>323666917
Does Kevin Smith dislike Innaritu's work too? Smith strikes me as a cool guy, not always on point but pretty down to earth and fairly sharp. I think that Clerks 2 is one of the great sequels in movies.
>>323666967
Why were you bored? Do you not enjoy the movies landscapes and story?
>>323665198
GUN
Isn't it obvious OP
>>323667123
If I didn't know better I'd figure you're joking.
>story
>landscapes
Please, for the sake of all that is refined and beautiful stop spending money on anything other than your own survival. People like you make people like Innaritu, Abrams and Jennifer Lawrence rich and influential and as a result drag down humanity as a whole.
>>323665198
The project of such game was cancelled two years ago.
The closest you can get is a mod for Mount & Blade, taking place during Seven years' war.
Or American Conquest with fan-made maps
>>323667340
>Innaritu, Abrams, Jennifer Lawrence
>I literally went on imdb 5 seconds ago and posted some names of people I don't even know
>>323666735
>Giving fuck who directed a decent movie with pretty good acting
>Giving fuck at all about director or cast
>Not the actual quality of the film
It's like you are special kind of retarded.
>>323667482
>American Conquest
That game is awesome. It's a shame that the ideal tactic is the same 90% of the time, but id you're a turtling fan it's a god-tier rts.
>>323667340
Please explain
I liked the movie besides the 2deep4me scenes where he's tripping out, but other than that every encounter he had was entertaining and the fight scene had me flinching
>>323665198
Meriwether
Which is semi-dead by now "Oregon Trial meet Expeditions: Conquistador" type of deal. Real shame it's mostly abandoned by authors, but hey, they were actually making the game, not like the Three Million Dollar Man.
>>323667591
>2deep4me scenes where he's tripping ou
If you were watching them closely, half of them were foreshadowing what will happen later in the film. Like thedead woman in tons of blood drowned in the creek, which is how Fitzgerald finally dies
>>323667537
I'm not sure if you're serious or not. Why wouldn't i care who the director is? Innaritu's got a reputation and a relatively distinct style for making movies which I dislike and don't want to see influencing other directors like it probably will.
>>323666735
I watched the movie for the actors, and it was great.
I've never heard of the director before.
>>323667793
You see, because the only person giving fuck was you.
Most people went to see this because of DiCaprio. Alternatively - Hardy. Rest - because it's an entertaining flick with tons of gore in it. NOBODY gave a fuck about director.
Aside of you, of course.
Besides, if this was /tg/, the "Stop having fun, guys" image would be the best way to sum up your stupidity.
>>323667591
Felt like a bunch of flashy gimmicks with no driving vision behind them. Why the fuck does the camera never stop bobbing and weaving? Why did Innaritu choose this story to make of all the ones in existence, was it because it would let Dicaprio meme the fuck out and go full method-retard for the sake of it? On a base level what's the movie about? Revenge? Survival? Family? Human savagery? Winning Academy Awards and acclaim from plebs who don't know better?
>>323667793
>A dude makes 5 films over 15 years
>Most of them are absolutely forgettable bullshit he just directed and didn't write
>HURR HE IS RUINING CINEMA DURR
>>323667765
Oh yea, but didn't hedie from getting scalped and not drowning?
>>323666735
>>323667340
>>323667793
>>323668015
>LOOK AT ME!
>PAY ME SOME ATTENTION, DAMN IT!
>>323668078So did the woman - she was scalped and thrown into the river.I would say "go rewatch it", but you aren't probably into piracy and the film isn't THAT good to pay for tickets twice.
>>323667938
>seeing a movie for Leonardo Dicaprio
>thinking Revenant has "tons of gore"
>using the argument "entertaining flick"
If you're serious then it's impressive that you're capable of forming almost gramatically correct sentences.
>>323668015
Shouldn't you be on /tv/ right now?
>>323668017
Doesn't he have an Academy Award for Birdman? And The Revenant is probably going to clean out too.
The Long Dark maybe?
>>323668185
It's not important what the film contains. It's important how it's marketed. And it's marketed as revange flick with DiCaprio in it.
And if this film is not gory by the standards of non-gore horrors, then you dear sir, are fucking pretentious idiot looking for attention by nit-picking.
Either post related vidya, or finally get your ass back to /tv/. Nobody gives a fuck about your bunch of baits and opinions, but thanks to you, this thread is now off the rails and will probably get pruned instead of providing interesting vidya in tone of Oregon Trail
>>323668268
You know, this thread is so awful I'm considering going back. Also:
Mad Max > powergap > Mad Max 3: first half > Mad Max 2 > Mad Max: Exploding Circus Extravaganza on Wheels > Mad Max 3: Second Half
I bet you fucking gigaplebs think that John Wick and Dredd were all time great action movies too.
>>323668015
yuropoors going all out today
>>323668350
Yes please.
This game made Early Access looking good and worthy endeavour
Red Dead Redemption's climax takes place in similar environs. Gun fights in a frozen pine forest.
>wonder what movie this is
>looks like it could be cool
>guy who directed 21 Grams and Babel
lol dodged a bullet there
>>323668432
I thought John Wick was alright, I agree Dredd was pretty shite.
>>323668432
>Still trying
>>323668453
As a yuropoor I feel offended by being putted in the same line as this moron.
>>323668453
I'm Australian
>>323668429
It's marketed as some kind of masterpiece if you ask me. I'm seeing Innaritu being sold as some kind of auter making classics, not fun pulpy revenge crap.
And as for gorey, have you never seen a Verhoeven movie?
>>323668532
You wouldn't notice.
BUT you will notice cinematography of Lubezki, that's for sure
>>323668616
>I'm Australian
It all adds up.
Movie was way too fucking long. To me it suffers from the same shit akame ga kill suffered from, that they just keep doing the same shit over and over. After a while, everyone he meets dying starts to lose its impact. Him having to do some stupid wilderness shit to survive starts to lose its impact. The opening scene was great though.
>>323666713
This. The first level at least.
>>323668432
John Wick is pretty shit, but Dredd was great.
>>323668616
>It's marketed as some kind of masterpiece if you ask me
Only that it's not. It's marketed exactly as pulpy revange crap with rarely used type of frontier setting (when Kentucky was wilderness) and popular actors in it. Want to see how make a marketing for pulpy "power of love" story as second coming of Christ? Recall the marketing of Interstellar.
By modern standards, Verhoeven, the GOOD Verhoeven from late 80s, early 90s, would be rated 21+ and nobody would be able to watch his films.
Shame.
>>323668532
at least this one is watchable unlike those two "films"
>>323665198
the next red dead will be like this
i saw it, it looks amazing and is the gta3 of this gen
mark my words lads
>>323665489
But this film doesn't have huffing and puffing. Glowling, at best, and just once
>>323668891
>gta 3 of this gen
>not San Andreas
>>323667671
>Meriwether
They are still making "updates", but at this pace the game won't be finished before '20. And they've started in '12
>>323669031
>san andreas looked like ass on release
>gta3 not
>>323668732
>>323668554
To me they felt the same. They both felt like adolescent power fantasies rather than straight up entertainment, which is what action should aim for. Both have edgy as fuck premises, god-mode protags killing straight-up bad guys, shallow attempts at stylish moments like wacky subs in Wick or Slo-Mo in Dredd, and a general feeling of drudgy angst and grit dragging the whole movie down.
Paul Verhoeven and Yuen Woo-Ping have it down, action needs to be acrobatic, funny and generally aiming to please in simple ways. What good does a serious tone do for an action movie?
Hardware is a movie that I think did much greater justice to 2000AD than Dredd did and it feels more like an episode of Red Dwarf than John Wick in the future, an that's how it should be.
>>323667093
>seriously defends SW prequels an goes as far as to say that Lucas knows better and all who dislike his genius work are pathetic fanboys
>cool guy
Fuck Smith, although his earlier movies were great for the most part
>>323669110
>graphics over gameplay
>>323667340
Recommend some better movies then, faggot
>>323669186
>adolescent power fantasies
>god-mode protags killing straight-up bad guys
Bueno - what made me enjoy Wick was the amount of over-the-top violence, felt like Psycho or Rambo all over again.
>>323669186
There is literally ONE saving grace of John Wick that you are constantly ommitting.
The film comes with single, short exposition in the middle of it, simply put there to tell for who Wick was working in his old days. Everything else is a master case of "show, don't tell".
But yeah, other than that, it was pretentious action flick with fucking Neo in it, which by itself made somewhat bearable film barely watchable.
>>323669189
He's right about the prequels though. They're technically impressive, thematically consistent with what already existed, new stuff but familiar and each stands as a solo movie while also tying nicely into the greater saga.
Meanwhile if you make a Star Wars movie according the "fans'" desires you get Meme Wars 7: The Reddit Awakens Into Darkness, which is just a generic Hollywood by the books blockbuster with a Star Wars coat of paint.
>>323667093
>I think that Clerks 2 is one of the great sequels in movies.
Think again
>>323666649
>Leo's first Oscar is Oscarbait in a super shit/dry year
Its THE pity Oscar he will finally get.
>>323666713
This.
>>323669442
>Meanwhile if you make a Star Wars movie according the "fans'" desires you get Meme Wars 7: The Reddit Awakens Into Darkness, which is just a generic Hollywood by the books blockbuster with a Star Wars coat of paint.
Daily reminder that everything that made the Expanded Universe NEVER HAPPEND.
Thanks, Disney.
>>323668432
>Mad Max
>Good
Try again
>>323669356
Thought you'd never ask:
Sebastiane
Beyond the Black Rainbow
American Gigolo
THX1138
Body Double
Revenge of the Nerds
Pain & Gain
Drunken Master
Starship Troopers
Flesh + Blood
Thief
Manhunter
Royal Space Force: The Wings of Honneamise
Knightriders
Hardware
The Beyond
Phantom Of the Paradise
Stray Dog
The Red Spectacles
Wake In Fright
To name a few.
Seriously, Innaritu is a hack, he tried to imitate Tarkovsky and Herzog but he has no idea of what he was doing.
>>323669710
And you recomend them as specific type of film, or this is some kind of "bestest movies my sorry ass ever saw"?
Because while I can see the pattern, this is an important distinction here
>>323669710
>Thief
Which one. I know 4 different films under this title.
>>323669186
No genre should aim to be entertainment. You don't know what you're talking about.
Never played the full version but Last Winter fit the bill.
Very brutal coureur-des-bois/colonial survival game made by creator of mudnblood 2
this thread has turned into one of the most pretentious threads ive ever seen on this shitty board
>>323665198
Since the /tv/ spergs are busy derailing this thread, let's make a list of all vidya that were tied with the premise:
The Long Dark, which is the closest thing to the premise
Other than that:
First level of Gun
Haven & Hearth
Mount & Blade mod for French and Indian war
American Conquest
Meriwether (still in beta)
Red Dead Redemption climax
And let the spergs sperg more
I really liked the first two thirds of the movie. Seemed like a mix of a bunch of movies I really liked, like Dances With Wolves, Apocalypto, True Grit, a bit of There Will Be Blood, etc. I didn't like some of the symbolism that went nowhere, and later on the ambiguous morality drifted more and more into a black-and-white'ish good and evil (the frenchies hanging that one indian while raping the chick; Tom Hardy's melodramatic last words while during the most part of the movie he didn't came across as a villain but rather a dick who did what he deemed best for survival), but overall my favourite film of the year.
Can someone recomment me other films like this? (Or the films I mentioned up there?) I don't feel like going to /tv/.
>>323665198
I hope this cherry picking faggot never gets oscar
This movie sucked shit. Only good thing was the cinematography.
>>323670164
>>323670186
Adding Last Winter, forgot about it myself.
>>323670221
Aguirre, the Wrath of God, obviously
First half of The Mission
>>323670246
I liked its brutality and grittiness. It somewhat reminded me of the painting "Two Souls in Hell" that was inspired by the Divine Comedy.
What's the closest videogame version of this?
>>323670183
You must be really, really new here.
>>323670382
Chris Chan's youtube channel.
Chris Chan is video games.
>>323670329
Thanks.
>>323665198
mount & blade with fire and sword, with civil war mod
>>323669958
Michael Mann
>>323669857
The idea is to annoy people by throwing together a miscellaneous pile that samples a bit of everything I'm into with no real consistent theme other than that I think they're all worth owning on dvd or something.
>>323669973
What should action and comedy aim for? Are you one of those guys who says that a movie is good for "cinematography" but doesn't actually go further and thinks that "good/bad cinematography" is real praise/critique? Might seem like a weirdly specific thing to ask but I'm getting that vibe here.
>generic man vs nature action movie trying too hard to be le epic serious awards prestige movie
Inarritu is a fucking hack this shit is no different from something like The Grey
>>323665198
>I'M GONNA SHOUT AND BREATHE HEAVY A LOT PLEASE GIVE ME AN OSCAR
no wonder /v/ likes leo so much
>>323670762
The Grey was actually good though.
To be fair the movie wasn't quite as good as I was hoping, but goddamn if that cinematography wasn't beautiful.
>>323670538
>a miscellaneous pile that samples a bit of everything
>Almost exclusively action and gore, with few random bits in it
It's like that list I've once made and realised somewhere around 600th movie they are almost all action flicks, dark comedies and horror comedies, with few random bits in it.
>>323667793
/tv go back to your shitposting board, this is our shitposting board
>>323670762
>What is Oscar bait
>What is Oscar season
How new to film industry are you?
>>323670865
I'm gonna BET DiCaprio will finally get his Oscar for this massive bait, while the cinematography won't be even nominated
>>323670762
I enjoyed it a great deal.
What's the closest video game version of this?
>>323667537
God you're a pleb.
Why /tv/ is not on /tv/?
I enjoyed the movie but I don't think the role is Best Actor worthy. Plus it's probably too bloody to win.
>>323671259
because /tv/ dont /tv/ if /tv/ can /tv/
/tv/?
>>323671462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Fuxkinhug
>>323671259
Because as much as I love movies and discussing them i can't stay on /tv/ for too long. It's absolutely awful. It's forced meme central with probably the worst median taste in the subject matter across all boards.
>>323670918
That's a crude assessment.
>>323671049
I thought Oscar bait was shit that pandered to the social justice bandwagon? Like 10 Years a Slave for example. That movie was always going to win best picture regardless of how good of a film it was.
>>323668432
>get laughed off /tv/
>go to /v/ and use it as a soapbox for your plebby opinions that you hoped would appear intelligent and unique to the pleb gamers and teens and attract the attention you so desperately desire
For shame.
>>323668350
Yeah this
If you want brutal survival long dark's perfect
It's still in EA but the sandbox is now complete
>>323671604
thank mr skeletal
>>323671339
But the film combines what the Academy likes:
strong men
simple screenplay
overcoming huge obstacles
parental issues
racial undertones
revange that ends up with empty feeling
And given how fucking dry the year was, this is a really strong candidate. Ugly friend principle, my man. Unless ofc there will be some kind of Silver Linings Playbook flick or The King's Speeches
>>323665198
>What's the closest videogame version of this?
That would probably be Revenant, old '99 game by Eidos.
,';^)
>>323671562
>I'm part of the problem
>Instead of containing myself, I spread the problem over other boards
>>323671604
well that was unexpected. and horrifying. good one anon
>>323668432
John Wick was good though
Slickest executions ever
>>323671604
The tubby girl in blue is a qt.
>>323671735
>/tv/
>not the embodiment of plebs and teens
lmao there are still millennials who deny that video games are the intelligent medium of the future... just wow
>>323671545
>Cuckhold: The Movie
>dat ending
still a great film though
>>323671958
John Wick was the worst part of John Wick
>>323667537
>Giving fuck who directed a decent movie with pretty good acting
If there's pretty good acting and has a decent quality is because of the director first and foremost
>>323672113
No, that assassin chick was
>Wick kills every enemy straight away
>but I'll let this one live lol
>>323671735
How can somebody get laughed off of anywhere where we're all anonymous?
>>323671878
Which problem?
>>323671958
Dredd and John Wick were both technically competent, especially when compared to big mainstream action movies, but that's about all they have going for them.
>>323672091
>>323672212
You manifest yourself in the opinions you write down, which can be laughed off.
>>323671878
This guy gets it. Why don't you actually go back and fucking try to fix your shit board. Maybe the mods should start banning anyone trying to force their shit "memes."
>>323672212
>but that's about all they have going for them.
That's all I had to be
I went into the movie expecting neo to shoot lots of bad guys in various ways with little to no plot behind it, and the movie delivered. The only things that bothered me were the two glaring instances of stupidity, Wick leaving the assassin chick alive and the russian mob leader not just shooting Wick in the face when he had him captured
>>323672119
>2016
>Cult of director
>There are people who still believe in this
Mate, if your actors can't act, nothing will save that. If your cinematographer is an ass, you are done before even starting. If your editor is shit, you might end up with great movie that a literal hack set together in the wrong way. And if your screenplay is shit, not even combination of good acting, director's leadership and superb cinematography are going to save that.
All director does is checking if everyone is doing their job. That's all. And film like no other media is a teamwork with multiple elements that must ALL be in perfect way to work as a whole.
>>323671567
Oscar bait is a certain aesthetic that doesn't necessarily have anything to do with social justice, and it long predates the current bandwagon. A Beautiful Mind is like the quintessential Oscar bait
>>323672393
>/tv/ mods
>doing anything useful ever
They're 99% of the problem if you ask me. The best thing for /tv/ would be for our new Nanking-Denying overlord to purge them all and replace them with people who will try to get people to actually discuss movies.
>>323671604
Is this prelude to some sick skeleton porn?
>>323672212
>technically competent
That's literally the only thing you are expecting from this type of flick, you stupid moron. No wonder even /tv/ hated your sorry ass
>>323669710
>Wings of Honneamise
Opinion fucking discarded. Shit animation, shit voice acting, and shit story.
>>323672589
>Beautiful Mind
>Not The King's Speeches
>>323672474
If directors are just glorifies supervisors how do you explain any kind of consistency across filmographies? Is it all due to using the same crew?
I'm sure many directors are like that but a lot of directors like to control as much as they can and have a hand in everything and use their crew like tools to achieve their vision.
Vision is the big thing, the cinematographer and lighting guy don't show up on set and do whatever the fuck they want, they give the director what they want.
>>323672593
>Everything and everyone is part of the problem, but not me myself
>>323665198
Skyrim with gun and survival mods. The Long Dark if it had other people. And horses.
>>323672684
The King's Speech, A Beautiful Mind, The Theory of Everything, The Imitation Game, The Danish Girl. Historical biopics like this are the most reliable form of Oscar bait
>>323672868
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Between my posts and yours everybody should have gotten the message now, thanks for the help.
>>323672684
>>323672589
>not Schindler's List
>>323672835
How many decades have you spent under the ice? You sound like it was still the 40s
>be young
>movies come out that are both artistically sound and are not dry as fuck, have action and greatly told epic stories
>Last of the mohicans, braveheart, gladiator, etc.
>2016
>now action and story have completely split, all the good Oscar worthy movies are dry as fuck art pieces and all moviea with any kind of action in them are retarded as fuck CGI-ridden quipfests like the MCU films
What the hell happened?
>>323668980
did you even see it?
>>323673257
>be born in 1993
>grow up with films like Man in Black or The Matrix or the original Spider Man trilogy
Man, my childhood sucked film-wise. We had Lord of the Rings I guess.
>>323670538
Maybe aim to be art? What do you think cinema is?
>>323673363
Lord of the Rings seems to be the exact point where it happened.
>>323673257
>be anon
>live in the potentially greatest time for art and culture in human history with 90% of film, literature, etc, readily and freely available
>still pay to consume what's brand new despite recognizing its lack of value
Anon, have you ever considered not going to the movies anymore?
>>323673472
Where what happened? The film industry going uphill again?
>>323673440
Define "art." What distinguishes "art" comedies from non-"art" ones? If you say cinematography I will dream of killing you tonight.
>>323672474
Depends on the director retard. Plenty that filmed/wrote/edited films by themselves. There's always teamwork of course, but that takes nothing from the role of director.
>>323673547
I don't go to the movies anymore.
>>323673547
>90% of literature readily available
I wish.
>>323673706
Between Gutenberg and torrents I can find nearly everything I want.
>>323673363
bruh Spidermang was the best superhero movie at it's time.
>inb4 X-Mang
The originals were meh.
>>323673647
Exploration of themes, human expression. If your film is trying to entertain instead of express it has failed on a fundamental level.
>>323673795
Dunno I always found it lackluster, but don't really know why. Haven't seen it in a while. Same applies to X-Men. I actually liked X-Men III the most.
>>323673767
Then you don't want enough.
Go and find me Aischylos' "Niobe", please.
>>323673257
There's Macbeth if you want the former.
>>323674125
The Fassbender one? Is it good?
>>323674317
What ridiculous superstition do these retards believe?
>>323674317
But why? Are they afraid of getting killed like that one lady did over there?
>>323674496
You will see soon enough. Someone is bound to post the webm of what happens if you are not careful with escalators in China.
>>323673257
they aren't in vogue right now maybe because people got burnt out after the early 2000s. Gladiator, Lord of the Rings, Troy, King Arthur, Alexander, there was a whole string of them. or maybe 300 killed them by making the genre too comic booky
>>323674496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2X1zEIyWUw
>>323674496
I think some are blind. The guy who held himself up with the rails was probably just dicking around.
>>323674670
Those womans didn't do anything to help! >8(
Sry for really bad english xd
>>323675000
Look up any video of someone getting hurt, in an accident, brutalized, etc, in China. No one ever helps. It's because they have no semblance of a good samaritan law over there and if you save someone's life in a situation like that you're likely to get the shit sued out of you.
>>323675308
>that kid getting run over multiple times
>>323675308
It's also to do with their social development.
Emotional development in China differs to western caucasians, one cause is the huge population, which impacts emotional and social actions.
>>323675461
>that one with the crazy guy throwing an 8 year old onto the pavement and stomping his head in, while people just walk by and watch from cafe windows
>>323674496
>>323674517
>doesn't know the family ran an impromptu funeral without the malls permission
>the mall picked up the body and took it out of the building while hundreds of people through a shitfit
>>323676297
Jesus fuck China is a fucked up place.
>>323665198
Assassin's Creed III was great.
>>323676480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-2veqme1aA
Sometimes its an amazing place
>>323676582
It's nowhere near as bad as many anons make it out to be, but it was definitely disappointing compared to the ezio trilogy. Still, the atmosphere was comfy and despite being a angry boring plank of a character, controlling Connor made you feel like a badass. I still say he's the most OP protagonist of the series. He would wipe the floor with any of the others in a straight fight.
