>It is now the year 2016
>1990 was 26 years ago
>Children born in 1998 can now post here
>They were most likely too young to experience playing the NES, SNES, N64 or any sega system
>"Oldschool" platforms to them would be the gamecube or playstation 2
>They literally won't even know who moot is when they come here
>In fact, they're already here posting right now
>In fact, they're right behind you anon
Wake me up
Oh shut the fuck up. Just because you're an old fart still posting on /v/ doesn't mean you're better than anyone else here. If anything you're worse than the newer generation you hate souch because you're an old ass man shitposting about video games on a Japanese culture website.
if snes and mega drive were considered old school in 2006 then gamecube and ps2 are old school in 2016
>holy shit people grow up like im so special for being old!!!1 DAE SNES? XD
Not video games related. Fuck off.
>>>/trash/
us oldfags, amirite?
us oldfags.
>>323584114
>in 3 years kids born after 9/11 will be able to post here
>>323584365
they're reading your post right now
>>323584365
What's a 911?
>>323583903
I'm gonna break my 26 yo posting persona to point out that I'm 18 and grew up playing SNES and a few NES games. Sadly neither me nor any of my friends got 5th gen consoles though so I jumped straight from SNES to GC
>>323584114
>early 20s is being an old fart
Underageb&
>>323584453
It's what you call when you get troled
>kids are getting older and you're not moving anywhere in life
>Children born in 1998 can now post here
Yea because before that it was impossible.
>>323584114
I thought this was an Ethiopian carpet enthusiasts forum?
>>323583903
It's like time passes
They even defend their misery in your thread OP. >>323584114
>>323584147
>>323583903
>it is now the year 2006
>1960 was 26 years ago
children born in 1988 can now post here
>they were most likely too young to experience playing PONG, atari 2600, or some shit
>"oldschool" platforms to them would be the n64 or ps1
>they literally won't even know who CJayC is when they come here
>In fact, they're already here posting right now
>In fact, they're right behind you anon
Wake me up gamefaqs.
At what age does a kid usually get their first console? Because someone born in 98 would be around 7 when the Xbox 360 was launched, so it's likely that was their first console.
>>323584713
I was playing games when I was 3 to 4. I cant imagine anything younger would have the mentality to learn to play.
>>323583903
>They literally won't even know who moot is when they come here
I don't either.
Who is he?
haha, yeah, I hate the younger generation
back in my day everything was better
better MUSIC
better MOVIES
better GAMES
better WOMEN
now everything is shit
I wish things were like it used to be without these dumb YOUNG PEOPLE tuning everything lol
>>323584645
>>it is now the year 2006
>>1960 was 26 years ago
You just DON'T make that shit up. Cancerous little shits to the bone.
>>323583903
I bet half of you ducks acting like you're having a mid life crisis are in your early 20s.
>>323585015
Music was objectively better back then.
>We're closer to 2040 than 1990
>>323584713
I've been playing games for longer than I can remember, so probably 2 or 3.
>>323584713
parents might have owned a console, older siblings etc
entirely possible someone grew up with a console older than themselves
>>323584713
>would be around 7 when the Xbox 360 was launched, so it's likely that was their first console.
Just because the xbox launched when the guy was 7 doesn't mean it was his first console.
I mean, i'm 18 and my first console was the Gamecube as my brothers had it since it was out. I mean i even had a Game Boy Color before an xbox thanks to them, i got my hand on the Xbox pretty late.
>>323583903
>there are 18 year olds on this sub
>>323584645
>>it is now the year 2006
>>1960 was 26 years ago
well, somebody failed maths.
>>323583903
>OP can help these people by showing these old-school games and have a meaningful conversation and shaping their tastes
>instead OP is going to continue shitposting and call their taste shit and scare them away from these games so they never change their taste
Literally /v/
>>323585112
And we're still not of mars.
GG mankind.
>>323583903
WAKE ME UP INSIDE.
>>323585189
I'm an only child but other than that it was the same for me, I don't think I got an Xbox until the very end of the generation.
>>323583903
sorry but i was born in 1997 and i played with all the NES, SNES, N64
most of my childhood was PS2 though, you are right on that one
>>323584453
It's Porsche flagship model
>>323585076
ummm late 20s my dude ;^ )
What's really sad is that you've gotten so old that "children" from 1998 posting here upsets you
Nigga, if you're older than fucking 20 you should NOT be on /v/
If you're older than 24 TOPS you should not be on 4chan at fucking all
People who didn't experience gen 3 and 4 and the jump to 3D shouldn't be allowed to post here
>>323585462
>Nigga, if you're older than fucking 20 you should NOT be on /v/
>If you're older than 24 TOPS you should not be on 4chan at fucking all
Fuck you.
>>323583903
Literally just underageb& trying to be to edgy
>>323585462
>If you're older than 24 TOPS you should not be on 4chan at fucking all
Well yeah it's not surprising for a newfag to think that because he thinks that 4chan is just "shitposting and giggles XD"
But there are more out there than /b/, /v/ or /a/. There are very interesting boards that are totally fit for people well over 30. I mean i can totally see a 50 year old browsing /out/ when he's not out there hiking.
>>323585462
>You must be 18+ to post here
In my day underage b&s used to lurk or at least be discreet about it
>>323585281
>still no flying cars
>still shitty rap music
>still no self cleaning petsaside from cats
>still no self adjusting clothing
>still no cool cyberpunk dystopia
>still no VR
>the VR released this year won't have good games for another half decade
>still no cure for shit video games
Whenever any shitposter contradicts something I say I just assume they are some literal 15 year old twink faggot straight from youtube.
>>323585462
Your not my real dad I'll do whatever I want.
>>323585462
>Must be 18+ to post
>"if you're older than 20 you shouldn't be here"
>>323585462
Fuck off nigger.
>>323585462
so you're 19 I take it? ;)
just keep moving that age limit a little higher each year, bro. keep telling yourself it'll be different next time.
>>323585717
>still no safe way to shave my dick
>>323585462
even kids knew how to b8 better back then
>>323585734
Everyone report the underage B&
>people who were 8 years old when xbox 360 came out can now post here
>>323585462
>can't be here if 18
>shouldn't be here if over 20
So this site only caters to a 2 year window of children?
>>323585462
>mfw im 26 and still on 4chins
to my defense, i havent gone to /b/ in over 6 years.
>>323585734
>immediatly when you insert your penis in the vagina of a female you lose all interest in video games
yeah, i'm sure that's right
>>323585734
Enjoy your ban.
>>323585836
two fingers in cunt and timestamp or gtfo
>>323585802
maybe you could invent something. make millions
be sure to give me credit though.
>>323585836
Nice tits lemme see em
>age posting limit is 18
>realistically that means that kids ages 12-17 will want to flock here
Moot should bump it up to 28 just to be on the safe side.
>>323585462
this to be quite frank familias
>>323585836
But anon /v/ is literally /b/ 2.0
>>323585802
>electric shavers have existed for a few decades
Just because you don't know how doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
>>323585934
oh, lordy.
he doesnt know.
>>323585462
>24
>IT business analyst
>80k a year
>9/10 gf
>Finish reports first couple days of the month
>Next 4 weeks shitposting while getting paid
I get paid to browse 4chan with you buds all day. Patrician older 4chan users are getting paid to shitpost and bring you the dank memes all day.
>>323585934
>>323585983
is this a joke?
>>323586038
i know about those, but if you go against the grain you can get ingrown hairs still
Halo invented fps.
>>323585996
kids do the opposite of what you tell them. you gotta say this is the designated kids area, then they won't want to be here.
>>323586032
dont do this, anon.
>>323583903
If you are are still posting on /v/ and you are older than 25 you have some deep problems anon
>>323585996
>mfw there are people born in 1988 posting on this board right now
>>323585462
this
children have hundreds of hours of free time to play video games, adults dont. they are for time wasting.
if you're an adult and have hundreds of hours to play fucking pointless time wasting games, you probably dont have a job, and youre wasting your peak years when you should be working/getting laid/building a life for yourself
>>323586264
>>323586176
>>323585462
Sure is projecting here.
>>323585996
>Moot should bump it up to 28
I don't know how to tell you this
>>323586264
>wasting
what's the point? we're only going to die.
life is meaningless. establishing all this stuff feels like a waste of time and effort. it's like a house of cards. and God is only going to knock it down.
>>323585734
But over half of /v/ ain't even virgins.
>>323586104
I dont care if it has a dick, senpai.
>>323583903
DUDE LMAO WRONG GENERATION PS2 WTF D00D REAL GAYMERS PLAYED SNES
b2redditwy
>>323586032
No anon, /pol/ is /b/ 2.0, that's the only place were you an act like a fucking derailed racist maniac and people will not shitpost your thread with spidermans
>majority of the homos in this thread are 20 and under
>probably came in 2009 and were general faggots on gaia
whoa no one gives a shit
>>323586506
/a/ is 75% virgin
Surprised it isn't comprised of more desu senpai
>>323586506
This image is literally 5+ years old at this point and I can't believe people are still posting it.
Here come all the newfags who will react to this.
Isn't it funny how quickly all FO4 discussion disappeared?
>>323583903
>It is now the year 2073
>the year 1570 was 26 years ago
>Children born in 1024 can now post here
>They were most likely too young to experience playing the Magnavox Nintendo machine or any Apple system
>"Oldschool" platforms to them would be the [OUTSIDE]
>They literally, LITERALLY won't even
>In fact, they're already here posting right now
>In fact, they're behind you, and inside you
Wake me up inside (can't wake up)
>>323586449and even if it wasn't then you wouldn't have to worry about wasting it regardlessfeels good man
>>323583903
Who's moot? Bing doesn't bring up anyone
CAN WAKE UP
SAVE MEEEE
FROM THE NOTHING IVE
BEEECOOOOOOME
>>323586101
>normie trash
>It is now 2016 and FF15 is still not released
>they are people on this board right now who were a toddler when FF15 first got announced
>>323583903
Do you guys think that by 2026 gaming will still be plagued with SJW bulshit? Or SJW would have moved on to shit on another media genre?
>>323585996
You mean mook
moot is a pretty iconic figure in internet culture. Most should at least know the name.
>>323583903
>implying nobody under 18 uses 4chan
>>323586264
But life is pointless, you're not wasting it if you have fun, the only way to waste it is to force yourself "building something" that have no purpose.
>>323583903
>>323585836
>there's a whole chan dedicated to this guy
i must have missed this.
>>323583903
>boohoo time moves forward
Time to get a job you old fuck
>>323583903
WAKE ME UP AND SAVE ME
HOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES LIKE OPEN DOORS
You were underaged when you started posting on 4chan as well, and back then people were complaining about you too :^)I started posting at 14, in 2004.
>>323583903
97 here i grew up playing NES, Master System, Mega Drive, PC and Ps1. Ive been browsing 4chan since 2008 back then it was for porn. M00tykins is the founder 4chan because he had a boner for 2channel and anime titties.
Not all of us are dumb normies
>>323584713
I'm18and my first console was an N64. Only games I played were Smash, Goldeneye, and Mario Kart. We had OoT but I never really could get into it.
>>323584713
i got mine at 4
>>323586141
>What is Quake?
>>323585103
Look harder for good music.
Complaining about the fact that there are people who are born later than you is literally about as useful as complaining about water being wet. It's inevitable that new people will find this sub and start posting on it, that's the natural cycle of everything.
>>323588895
Epic meme generator man, I saw that same thing on Reddit, thanks for spreading it around bro!
>>323585074
And you can't even quote properly you dumb fuck
>>323586632
>5+
Wanna know how I know you're new?
>>323584114
>Japanese culture website
Elderlytard here, do you have any suggestions for a 4chan-like website without the Japanese culture part?
All I'm looking for is the video games, but any websites that require / allow user registration is a dealbreaker for me.
>>323583903
I was born in 1998 (just turned 18), what is pic related?
I'm more familiar with the pop culture from 2005-2008 such as Hannah Montana, Xbox 360, Wii, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Sweet Life Of Zach And Cody, Age Of War, and Fancy Pants Adventure, lol.
>>323589245
Go to one of the Russian 2ch sites. Learn Russian.
More vidya, less weeby, danker memes.
>>323584713
You don't necessarily get the console that was available at that age.
I was born in 93. First console I actually owned was a PS2 that I had to work to get myself and my old man still bitched after I bought it.
>>323586897
that picture really cracked me up, thanks anon
>>323586754
I was never underage in my life, newfag.
>>323589409
nyet
>>323583903
98 kiddie here, rate my taste.
>>323589321
a subpar reskin / port of the video game "panel de pon" which is mechanically fundamentally entertaining but mediocre production values, janky coding and annoying 4kidsisms
>time passes
>>323586147
so you're suggesting we do nothing but post kids games like splatoon for a week to drive the kids off?
I'm down for it, just tell me when it's over
>>323586104
Thats why you exfoliate anon
>>323590016
i'm trying super hard to fit in/10
>>323590016
Pleb
>>323585074
>>323585227
>>323587821
Hey anon we are the same age and came to this site at the same timeI made like 5 posts in the following 4 years though and just lurked.
>>323590632
>He likes good games
>He must be lying to fit in
>>323591156
>vdora approved game list
>not trying hard to fit in
also
>those games
>good
>>323591156
>Halo 3
>Smash
>Lisa
>Hotline Miami
>good
>2016
>muslims still exist
>21 in a few months
>been here for 7 years already
When will it end?
>time progresses linearly
dam
>>323583903
I was born in 1990
>>323583903
some of them have probably been here for longer than you and dont have a shit fit every year about the concept of aging
>>323584453
It's just a prank bro
>>323592207
You are not allowed on this site you know.
>>323583903
born 1996, only 'old' console i've played is a mega drive.
>>323591323
>Games get overwhelming praise on /v/
>Get mad when someone who browses /v/ plays them and like them
>>323591329
Halo 3's gameplay was a step down from halo 2's but it's community was so damn good and there really hasn't been one like it since.
Lisa's gameplay is very run of the mill but still good, it's characters/story and world are all top notch
Hotline has a nice soundtrack with fast and tight gameplay, it's fun
I'm sure you've heard the melee arguments thousands of times and you're just baiting me, I'm pretty sure your entire post was bait.
>>323589245
420chan
I'm 27 and never owned a Sega console.
>>323592625
>"Games get overwhelming praise on /v/"
>implying /v/ has good taste in video games in the first place
thats why his list is shit, those games are only there because he wants to fit in and conform with the /v/ hivemind of shit taste
>>323583903
but most of those older games were shit
>>323585015
I wish your generation had never coined the lol abbreviation
>>323593576
You mean you wish your generation didn't start using it IRL
What's really sad is the kids thinking all the jewing is fine.
>>323593032
>le /v/ has shit taste meme
I could do a deep analysis of every game and explain why they're objectively good but i'd rather not
/v/ is a mixed bag, they like old and obscure games which are good but they have a problem of changing their minds as soon as the game they like becomes popular or gets an annoying autistic fanbase.
>>323583903
>tfw from 1996
Can I be your friend, OP?
>>323590016
pretty ok but 2modern4me
>>323585112
well we are closer to 2500 than 2015
time doesn't go backwards anon
>>323583903
If you're older than 25 you're too old for 4chan.
Even moot has gone and let us.
Stop posting on 4chan, get a job and let the little babbies do their little babby shit.
>>323593858
That's not really a thing, right?
>>323584713
>
20 years old here, my older brothers got a N64 as their (and my) first console. ocarina, majoras, goldeneye, smash, mario kart, good times, good times.
>>323583903
>implying kids born in 2000 haven't been posting for 3 or 4 years now
lol
>>323584365
>9/11 denial will be the new holocaust denial
Calling it now. Not the inside job shit, the denial that it didn't happen.
>>323595530
Way too much proof of it happening.
>>323584526
pretty much this
>>323584526
>>323597076
>Kiddyfags are forcing memes everywhere they go and shitting up my Vietnamese Florist Forums.
>>323596978
Footage forgery is much more advanced than it was in the 40s
>>323583903
the irony is that people older than you hold the same opinion about you
>>323583903
> Implying underage kiddos don't post here despite the 18+ rule
> Implying they don't emulate old game systems to pretend they grew up with them
>>323584114
This
I'm 19, and I can tell you've I've played all those "oldschool" systems and can even relate them to my childhood despite not really playing them until I was like 12, and yeah I know who that faggot moot is
Big shit, Yeah I grew up on PS2 and GameCube, sue me
>Expect toddposting
>People actually shitflinging over the topic
Oh well.
>>323594646
What if though
What if I have a job, and a life
but /v/ is one of the only places left on the internet you can talk objectively about games without getting shit on by autismal fanbases and banned by their autism lord mods
>>323583903
Growing up with gcn and ps2 games is ok in my book. It's the people who grew up on the wii and 360 I feel most sorry for. Good god that gen sucked.
>>323597521
9/11 never happened, the government just demolished the iconic buildings and forged every single video.
>>323583903
>growing up on NES and SNES
>apparently that makes me oldballs
>only 26 years old
[CANT WAKE UP]
1996 here, how am I? I know it's all old stuff but I'm a poorfag and don't buy new games often.
>>323594153
>tfw from 1997
I mean, it doesn't feel like I'm offending anyone by being here.
>>323583903
i hate millennials because they don't listen to other people trying to help them, they hate reading, and they want instant gratification.
>>323583903
> be me
> be 19
> been posting since 2008+5
Do faggots like you realy think kids wait until they are 18 to post. Like "gee wilikers i cant wait to see what this 4chan is. I cant wait to see what porn is too."
>>323600847
Better than a lotSame year and my 3x3 would be much worse
>>323600847
You're just going to be told your opinions are shit by mentally-inept, underage, neo-/v/ mongoloids who are being raised on QTE-fueled, non-gameplay cancer that rewards them with instant gratification from doing absolutely nothing, and can't actually play video games, because a Sonic game is on there. A genuine, amazing, classic game, but it's shit because some fourteen-year-old fuckface might die a few times before becoming good and ragequit in a frothing tantrum as a result, because as we all know, challenge = bad, and all Sonic games are shit because a few of them happen to be bad, even the ones that sold a damn console.
>>323598256
So basically you should be retrobanned you fucking faggot.
>this thread
This board is dead
The only thing I really miss is the spontaneous nature of OC from yesteryears.
>>323584114
Fuck off nigger. It totally means I am better than anyone else here.
>>323602848
Why does Japan hate Sonic 2 again? Is it really just because it was developed outside of Japan or some shit? I still have doubts about that but knowing them it might not be impossible.
>>323583903
Not everyone plays systems from their time period.
Hell, I didnt have a GCN till 2008.
>>323602848
You okay there, anon?
>>323585996
>>323603821
>he didn't experience the 3D revolution with a PS and N64
I pity you
>2234 was 38 years ago
>>323584114
>wasting your youth arguing with people on the internet
>>323605328
N64 was second console ver with DK 64. MY older sis had a PS1 and N64 with a shitload of games for each so I played all the greats.
>>323586517
>WOT JIMMY NEUTRON SED
>>323586704
>Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts is came out in 2008 and Banjo Tooie came out in 2000
>It's 2016
>>323585462
>25
>been here since 2008
>close to be 26
>used to love videogames and now I can never enjoy them because now I just see the bad things about them and not the good ones
>spend almost all my time here instead of playing videogames
Fuck you /v/. You killed my joy for videogames.
>>323607008
>Same
At least I can still love TV and Movies by staying away from /tv/
In a way /v/ saved me from a lesser evil
>>323607008
>27
>been here since late 2007
>used to love games
>still really like them
>don't browse /v/ much anymore because it's just become a cesspool of shitposting and le memes xD
>>323584645
>CJayC
Wow I had to wrack my brain for a second to remember that one...
