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What the fuck were Bioware thinking holy shit, what is this abomination?
>muh realistic portrayal of females
She's meant to be appealing to lesbians, not forever alone teenage boys.
>>323560264
They did a great job then.
>>323560274
I know lesbians who have greater standards than this.
>>323560264
there's nothing realistic about this thing
gimme her sex scene. I need to see it.
>>323560274
>She's meant to be appealing to lesbians
They failed.
She always made me rock hard so eh
>>323560120
That goblin looks kind of cute.
>>323560376
Never met a lesbian who likes the butch look? You might be surprised what they dig.
>>323560120
>MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSS
>>323560120
She's fucking annoying. I wanted to kill her the whole time she was talking.
>>323560120
>everything looks like it would be bathed on Oil
Who the fuck though it would be a good idea?
>attractive females
>Bioware
Pick one.
>>323560592
she doesnt look butch, she looks like a goblin
>>323560274
>She's meant to be appealing to lesbians
Not really. This thing is ugly.
>>323560798
Holy shit Miranda is such a fucking disaster. I wish I could kill her in 1st mission.
>>323560798
to be fair they got felicia day pretty accurate
>>323560264
>this
>realistic
If I was a woman and someone would claim that this is a realistic portrayal I'd be offended.
>>323560798
You talkin' shit 'bout the beauty that is Laura Bailey?!
>>323560798
What? Fetch is fucking hot.
>>323560120
Why does she look like a perpetually melting goblin? Also what's with her granny boobs?
>>323560459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJLCi-r_A2s
You don't want this.
>>323560120
That's the western definition of a beautiful character now, anon. How long before you accept the fact that westshit truly is shit and embrace japanese perfection?
>>323560798
Ellen paige still looks like a 10 year old boy.
>>323560990
Laura is cute, but Abigail sure as hell isn't.
>>323561159
>beautiful character
No, even by western standards she is considered an eldritch horror from the bowels of existence.
>>323560798
To be fair female Shepard in Mass Effect 3 is hot as fuck.
>>323561195
Yes she is. Don't like punk girls? Shitty taste in women, man.
>>323561159
west can make good looking characters too
>>323560120
>Let's make the tumblr character an unattractive lesbian who blames the world around her for all of her problems.
I can't tell if this is a joke or if feminism has lost all self awareness and is now a self parody.
>>323560798
Chobot looks like she's having a seizure
![donkey[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XEcxCTz.jpg "donkey[1].jpg")
>>323560264
yeah
>design elf
>realistic womyn
next time they design an unicorn it will look like this by their logic
fucking cucks just don't buy anything from them
>>323561120
holy fuck, you can bang a retarded chick!?
>>323561429
>/v/ shits on Hepler because she doesn't like video games
>meanwhile Gaider is the real cancer behind everything
Hepler was a symptom, not the problem.
>>323560798
TBQH Felicia Day looks exactly the same.
>>323561412
But they have to make shoehorned feminist pandering characters as an compensation because they fear the SJW mafia so much. Do you call that creative freedom?
>>323561412
Only when it's cartoony, like Overwatch.
>>323561429
Try talking to her
>>323561412
I want Widowmaker to dominate me.
Haven't gotten to post this in awhile.
>>323560274
Most lesbians don't like butch, just so you know.That monster also doesn't work as butch or tomboy, it's just gross.
>>323560120
You can make her less ugly with mods.
>>323561606
the biggest problem with her design is the retarded looking leg things
>>323560274
>appealing to lesbians
A lot of lesbians mentioned her being ugly, though.
>>323561739
Elves aren't white.
>>323561591
Why is Felicia Day even popular? All she did was make that shitty LOL SO NERDY XD web show The Guild.
>>323560798
Chobot in ME3 looks like Snookie
>>323561854
I think that applies to any character she plays. I used to skip the episodes of supernatural when she showed up. Thank god the finally killed her off.
>>323561818
>not the fact that she's literally a walking SJW power fantasy
>>323562052
You're reading into things a bit too much, man. Muscly vidya chicks isn't a new thing.
Why do you all care if a game has one ugly woman in it?
>>323560274
As a tomgirl, intersex of Female soul with male body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser i can tell you that she is horrible.
>>323562379I don't really give a shit, but these threads are usually hilarious
>>323562579
I love Sera!
>>323561606
They make girls with amazing asses to pander to the waifu fags and one strong girl to pander to the Twitter feminists and big girl fetishists.
Everyone's happy.
>>323560120
Realistic portrayal of elves scum.
>>323562798
>strong girl
I guess if you meant strong as in strong odor
>>323562936
She isn't strong? Because I'm pretty sure I meant strong as in "can lift heavy shit."
>>323562637
First time in the city hillbilly boy?
>>323563059
Obv can't lift those tits off her stomach. Or lift herself out of the troglodytic stage
>>323562798
Even then, I want SJW pandering off my games. It's not fair that they bully developers into including characters like that.
>>323562052
you're wrong, a female power fantasy is something like the protag of Bee and Puppycat, a woman who is a dumb obnoxious self centered piece of shit yet despite this everyone loves her for no reason. That is the true fantasy for women.
>>323563154
>Obv can't lift those tits off her stomach.
That one really didn't work.
>>323561120
help me
>>323560274
statistically there would be more men playing as female characters romancing her than actual lesbians romancing her ....
>>323563192
So when they pander to you that's the natural order but when they pander to someone else that's completely unnatural and a consequence of pressure.
You got your ass girls. Just shut the fuck up.
>>323563192
I don't think anyone bullied Blizzard, a major global company.
>>323563203
>tips fedora
>>323563407
Not him but we are superior to the crowd that wants ugly and obnoxious women. These people desire ugliness and equality in everything including art and they must be filled if we are to advance as a species
>>323563425
Then explaim why they destroyed Sylvanas' design.
>>323560798
the only good recent western girl was from that infamous DLC and for all of the fucking wrong reasons
Bias aside Abigail was kinda thick and detailed well. Shit the whole game was tbqh.
>>323563493
im a girl you idiot
Because SJWs and their beta male cronies control the public discussion, and they have equated creating attractive fictive female characters to raping real women. Because of that anything that pleases the male eye os strictly forbidden.
If a western developer dares to create a design that actually looks good, SJWs would prop up a shitstorm that would destroy the studio or at least the designers career. That way they hold the whole industry as hostage including the big studios, just look at Blizzard destroying Sylvanas as example.
>>323563506
>They want ugliness in art.
Sweet! More Goya shit less waifus.
>>323560120
They assumed people would care enough to regularly talk to her and figure out what her deal is.
She's not as aggressively awful as she first appears but there's no motivation to find that out and the payoff isn't good enough.
>>323563640
>btw im a grill ;)
Try harder, /r9k/
>>323563506
You, anon, aren't superior to anything despite your delusion. You're pathetic and you're too stupid to realize it.
>>323563514
All they did was cover up her belly, which makes sense armor-wise.
>>323563662
>If a western developer dares to create a design that actually looks good, SJWs would prop up a shitstorm that would destroy the studio or at least the designers career.
You have seen the women on the Overwatch roster right? Bar that one girl with pink hair it's basically all curvy pretty women with amazing asses.
>>323563683
Even goya's grim aesthetic contains care and detail, unlike the degenerate realm of hollow triangles and purposeful trite
>>323563829
Sour grapes. Maybe one day you'll learn better, kiddo
>>323563896
>proposed trite
Guessing you mean "proposed tripe." Otherwise that sentence doesn't make any sense grammatically.
>>323563853
Fuck off, SJW faggot. If we start accepting compromises, then that's just the start of destroying beauty from games.
>>323564106
You don't really have any say in what compromises are accepted, faggot.
>>323564106
>everyone is out to get me and my videogames
>there are posters in this very thread that see beauty and demand ugliness
>that sneer at romanticism and want for lazy brush strokes and tame, safe, and abstract visions where a lack of detail hides lack of mastery
Sad
>>323564215
t. 15 year old
>ITT people salty about a vidya character design
Just why. You have better things to worry about.
>>323564215
> monster in the mirror.jpeg
>>323564215
>there are people in this very thread who think every strong woman in videogames is a ploy to appease SJWs
>>323564215
>I have a 12 year old's understanding of art history.
Why do you all hate beauty? Have you lost the key to the gates of your dreams?
>>323564582
I don't hate beauty, I just hate you.
>>323564582
t. 15 year old
>>323564512
>I will hide behind pretension and petty, personal insults to cover for my lack of taste
>c-c-contemporary art is g-great!
>y-you just don't understand
>why would anyone want to look at a boring picture of a forest when you can look at this white square?
>>323564879
>implying implications
>>323560120
Would sniff her sweaty arsehole desu
>>323564678
Michelangelo is amazing, Velázquez is amazing Sickert is amazing,
Putting your 2D and 3D waifu's in the same category as the timages they produced is a profound exercise in intellectual dishonesty.
>>323565015
But compared to Nep Nep they're just outdated. I'm sure they were great during their time but art has just advanced since then.
>>323565015
>Velázquez
Mein Neger. I thought nobody ever heard about him here.
>>323564678
>whine about someone being insulting and pretentious
>even though I'm doing all the same things in my first and latest posts
Anon, if you're so much better than him, maybe you should ignore him.
>>323565108
t. troll
>>323560120
Started playing Inquisition yesterday.
Holy fuck, this is the most generic, bland and lifeless game I've ever played in my life.
It's completely devoid of any heart and soul, fuck it doesn't even feel like a goddamn Dragon Age game. The story is atrocious, the Hinterlands is a bland and desolate landscape.
dragon age 2 was a piece of shit, but at least that game actually felt like a Dragon Age game.
>>323565184
I want to uplift the misguided masses, not let them wallow in their filth
>>323565262
*tips fedora*
>>323565172
Love him. The guy's portraits are always somewhere between dignified and haunting. They're fascinating.
>>323565015
Rubens is pretty boss too.
>>323561412
i now realiize that girl on the left looks like a girl i have a huge crush on.
god dammit.
>>323561412
I honestly think the freaking "Mobas" got some nice grills.
>>323565345
Which one is your favorite? I love pic related.
>>323565349
Yep. But I'm always up for some Bosch styled "ugliness" too.
>>323565229
It gets better once you get out of the Hinterlands. At least play until you get to Orlais, because it's easily the high point of the game.
>>323565602
It's not ugly. It's just fucking insane in a good way.
>>323565518
Probably this little nigga.
>>323561412
D.Va is cute af
10/10 would let her blow me up with her mech
>>323565767
Hey, maybe you can help me with something.
There's a polish guy who drew what he imagined hell was like.
It was very... surreal, for lack of a better word. Do you know him?
I can't remember his name.
>>323565662
I don't think those two things are mutually exclusive. I think something can be ugly and really compelling too. Hence why I don't buy this whole "modern art praises ugliness and that is a form of degeneracy" shit that someone in this thread is pitching.
>>323565976
http://imgur.com/gallery/j1fqm
GUYS I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT
THEY JUST FUCKED UP HORRENDOUSLY AND NOBODY HAD THE HEART TO TELL THE MODELER THAT THEY SUCK
>>323565984
where are the boob sliders? cheatengine?
>>323565976
Zdzisław Beksiński?
>>323566004
It can be ugly and compelling but then I usually reconcile with myself that it must not be ugly at all because I'm enjoying it.
If that makes sense.
>>323566058
>>323566120
Yeah, that's him. Thanks a lot artanons.
>>323566176
It makes sense but it isn't really a necessary distinction. You can just accept that you're finding something ugly to be compelling which is the truth of the matter anyway.
>>323566004
The problem is that the game wants you to fuck her
I can find ugly characters compelling but that doesn't mean I want to fap to them.
>>323566389
>The problem is that the game wants you to fuck her
I haven't played DA:I and don't really have any intention of doing so but I can't really comment.
But the vibe I get from some people in this thread is that they're angry if a game has any unattractive female characters and their unattractive nature isn't played for laughs.
That's fucking dumb. Have hot women, have ugly women. Have skinny women, have fat women.
>>323560120
What if she was really nice and thirsty af and you are a desperate NEET?
>>323566707
If she was actually a good character, her appearance would not matter that much.
But no, she is the combination of everything that is shitty, shitty writing, shitty visuals and shitty dialogue.And let's not forget that she is a carpet-munching fuck
>>323566707I'm gay so I can't say. I bet most people in this thread would fuck her though.
>>323567372I'm bi and I'd stuff your rectum full of dick qt.
>>323567496I'm more into top than bottom to be honestYou'll find someone who likes your cock eventually :)
>>323567646
gay
>>323563407
pretty sure the exclusion of a token hot "ass girl" wouldn't send the average gamer into a frothing rage
because nobody would care
>>323560120
>If we made sexy or cute girls anita will hate us so we are gonna make awful womyn so anita is happy!
>>323563889
>no more ass expansion
nice try
>>323567338
Yet she made up for all of that tenfold with her glitched focus ability (before they patched it).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj0Ge2STWzw
>>323563407
can sjw cancer made games for themselves?
>>323560120
>tfw my best friend thinks shes hot and likes her personality
damnit matt shes at best very plain looking
>>323563407
>pander to someone else
games shouldn't have to pander to anyone ! If a character is sexy it should be because they are an attractive individual , if a character is gay or trans or whatever it should be because the developers sincerely want to add a character like this because they feel it adds a cool character to the game . Not pander to shitty minority with identity issues or anyone else
>>323562379
>one
LOL.
>>323560274
>Ask lesbian tumblrite roomate about this character design
>Anon what the fuck is this
>It's Bioware character design of a "realistic non sexualised woman"
>Anon, she's pig disgusting, she looks like a hunchback manlet (actual words she said), this is what the company thinks is a realistic non sexualised woman ?.
>Apparently
She stormed back in the room, did I fucked up
>>323560120
>Bioware
Anything past ME2 isn't made by Bioware. The only person left from their heydays is the whiny ass writer faggot that doesn't even get to write half of the games anymore and probably the janitor and canteen runners. The only people at Bioware are all college freshies and other incompetents.
>>323561824
That's actually a half-goblin, she barely counts as Elf
>its a gamergate thread
>>323561854
She makes that shitty LOL SO NERDY XD web show The Guild
>>323560120
>muh lesbian exclusive romance
>>323561824
>Elves aren't white
No shit, they don't exist,
even if they did like in every generic fantasy lore, they would be elves of many colors, including white elves.
>>323560120
No one told me Slark was in Dragon Age 3...weird.
>>323560890
This. The first thing that I thought when I first saw her was "Jesus what's wrong with that woman's face?".
>>323561120
They spent more time writing this cringeworthy romance than the core game's plot
>>323573307
/v/, it is >2011+5
And I still don't know what the fuck gamergate is about.
What the fuck is it.
Is everyone mad about it because it's literally about nothing but what you want it to be ?
>>323560798
Miranda reminds me of a certain peppered Brian
>>323573485
No, but in Dragon Age, elves are like the native americans/black/irish/whatever oppressed group you want
People who can't see that obvious allusion and only see skin color are retarded. Then again, these are SJW we're talking about.
>>323573848
Can't tamper the pepper
damn, where did the time go
>>323563192
You can't tell the devs not to pander. It's not like they were forced by execs or some stupid online petition to make the character. They made the character because they wanted to, this time. There's no evidence to support other conclusions.
Even after pandering, the SJW fags, such as Nathan Grayson, still complained.
miss pauling is cute.
>>323573978
>elves are whatever oppressed group you want
good
I fucking hate elves and I want to see them opressed.
>>323563514
Because the guy who did that was a faggot who took the opinions of his daughter too seriously.
>>323573848
>>323560120
She looks like this autistic girl I know
she has a great body though but her face
>>323563701
Why can't you romance her as a male?
>>323564191
It's not everyone, it's mostly SJWs though
>>323565229
>dragon age 2 was a piece of shit, but at least that game actually felt like a Dragon Age game.
No it didn't, it felt like Mass Effect.
A shitty mass effect.
>>323574281
damn, and my friends said I was crazy back then when I told them Miss Pauling was getting cuter each comic
>>323565662
it's grotesque. Which is the interesting kind of ugly.
>>323569134
The problem is sjw cancer makes """""""""games""""""""" that aren't fun and don't have a lot of replay value.
>>323561606
Within true creative freedom Zarya wouldn't be a problem. Who are you to say for what reasons they included her? Would it surprise you to hear that the designer might just have shit taste?
The hypocrisy at work is astounding.
>>323560798
4th one doesn't look that bad imho
>>323562306
Is that fucking lady gaga or am I blind?
>>323572142
Have you got her drunk and fucked her yet?Not talking about Sera
>>323560120
The problem isn't that the character is ugly because I can deal with that, but rather that the creators want us to pretend that the character is not factually ugly
>>323574907
She is not my kind
Plus I also live with my >gf
>>323560120
>play as big, hulking qunarishemale
>sera behaves like a good little bitch in your presence
>destroy her with rough, sweaty amazonian sex every night
Worked out for me. She also reminds me of Belladonna so that fuels my kinky image of her.
>>323566241
Beksinski is fucking great but also the perfect example of why you sometimes have to ignore the artist when it comes to interpreting their work.
>honestly didn't think it was sad or disturbing
>said WW2, Russian occupation and the holocaust had no influence on his works
OKAY WHAT THE FUCK IS PIC RELATED THEN
>>323560798
Who's the sherry girl?
>>323574856
What the fuck is that thing? Where is Dr. Vahlen?
>>323575161
Sara Fletcher! The only reason I recognize her is because I'm the only person in the world who watch My Secret Girlfriend on Comedy Central 10 years ago
>>323560274
I'm a lesbian and that she looks like her face was sculpted from bad cheese.
>>323575086
normie
>>323575140
Thanks for the discovery
>>323575271
>Sara Fletcher
Thanks mate
>>323575312
Normie's life isn't that bad really.
As long I can still shitpost on 4chan
>>323573848
I'm surprised people like you still visit /v/ who remember all these old dank maYTMNDs
>>323560120
>injecting unnecessary realism into a medium built on escapism
>capitulating to a mooing mob of insecure landwhales and uggos
>even once
>>323560120
>trying to cater to Tumblr/Reddit
>make abomination that represents the demographic
>feminist/"strong womyn" + lesbo + xeno
>hated by the majority of the DA fanbase, because they're not from Tumblr/Reddit
>tanks
>>323560274
as an actual lesbian I am severely offended by such a retarded statement
>inb4 london
>>323576297
>Devs trying to cater to a demographic that is almost completly detached from their fanbase
This is enough for me
>>323576504
So do you despise the smell of cock?
>>323575271
I watched it too. Neat concept, but the writing really failed any chance of quality it had.
>>323561606
Someone photoshop some tumblr glasses onto her
>>323560120
>Elfs
>>323561120LOL
>>323576297
>yfw EA actually tried to talk up the "hours played" at a real shareholder meeting and didnt mention actual sales
That will NEVER not be hilarious.
>>323561606How big is her dick?
>>323577446
>tfw dmitry doesn't draw females anymore
>tfw dmitry doesn't draw traps anymore
>>323560120
Alright so there's nothing wrong with ugly characters.Sometimes having an unflattering exterior can be a thematic thing, or a source of conflict or, at the very least, personality quirks for the character.
but bioware doesn't have that kind of awareness. they've got this bizzare pandering/'tribute' mindset for the """""downtrodden""""" community that they'll make this absolute hobgoblin, in both looks and personality, and act like she looks completely normal
logain was a good example of an ugly character that people still liked as a character
>>323577790
what does he draw then
>>323574281
Shame she's so obnoxious.
More obnoxious than any of the mercs, somehow.I wish there were more 10+ minute long comedic shorts, but I know she'd be included in them if there were.
