these guys just came out of the woods and call you a gay and a retard, the last vidya character you played as has to avenge you, does he fare well?
>MK4 Raiden
>that Torpedo spam
Oh yeah, they are done for.
>Shadow the Hedgehog
Pretty well
>>323546209
>star ocean character with a ray gun
Guess I'm digging graves today
>rainbow six siege thatcher
I'm fine.
>>323546209
>steroids
hell yeah
>>323546209
They pretty much done for.fuck you trolls
I think it was the BLOPSIII zombies boxer, so I think alright?
>>323546402
they can't troll you if there dead
>>323546641
Is that a fucking sea cucumber?
unless they have an rpg hes good
WHEN THE FUCK IS STORYTIME
>>323546209
Papa Dorf will crush and destroy.
HEY TROLLS
>Carmelita from Sly Cooper 3
I'm fine, thanks.
>>323546209
Man, fuck the protagonist. I can handle these little shitlets myself.
>non-character hive from Swarm Simulator
enjoy defending against flesh monstrosities magnitudes more numerous than elemental particles in observable universe
>>323546209
>the last vidya character you played as has to avenge you
My Underrail character immolates the first one with a molotov and shoots the other in the back with a crossbow as he runs away screaming.
>>323546209
Raz enters their mind and fixes their mental problems
It's going to be alright
DOUBLE TIME
>>323546209
They'll get ink in their eyes, and I'd like to see somebody try to hold down a fucking land squid.
>>323546209
Driving them to suicide counts as vengeance, right?
>>323546209
what were they doing in the woods
>>323546209
>phoenix
Theyre fucked and I'm healed.
>>323549931
>not getting her to avengeyour dick
>>323546209
Everything's dead.
>my Charge Blade hunter
AW SHIET
[SACRIFICE]
I don't even know how this would end.
REVENGE
>>323546209
>Cross from Xenoblade X
Well, considering he's a dude who gotillegal robot surgeryto become a woman, and everybody in the game has Downs eyes, they'd probably bully him to death.
>>323546209
>the main character in Shadow Warrior (2013)
yes
>>323553451
oshit
>end-game Shovel Knight
Yeah, he's got this.
>>323546209
>Bayonetta
Sounds fun to watch
>>323546209
Going to get some hunting trophies
>>323546450
Hi shovel.
>>323546209
Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher series.
I can already imagine it..
>"Damn you're ugly!"
they'd get trashtalked, beaten in a rap battle and then get some pop pop to their face
>>323546209
uh...
>>323551646
>not getting her to avenge
I mean i was fine with her to avenge meif you know what i mean
>>323546209
>mario and Luigi
Honestly I think mario would be jumping on that bald guy not because he's trying to avenge me but more because he looks like a fucking goomba
>Forgetting that defeating those two will only draw the wrath of the Troll King
I don't know if my endgame avatar in Xenoblade X has a chance
>>323546209
Last game I played was Civ V, as China
I don't think that this lady is a good fighter on her own, but she did have a 150 000 man army... Does that count or do she have to take them on herself?
Nep
No she gay too
>That's really mean, so could you please stop and apologize?
>No? O-okay...
>>323546209
>Young Link
Fuck it, better to just concede before I'm called a little bitch who needs kids to defend him.
HBK
fuck
>>323558593
>the master of flirting
>talks his way out of almost anything
they will probably flirt and then fuck them into submissionand then they'll do the same to you
>>323553328
>Having a slut as your defender
>>323556246
But look at how dark the sky is because of them.
>dark souls 2
>literally can't die
im good
Deathstroke
I think he'll be fine
An entire tribe of Gauls comes to my assistance.
potemkin gonna destroyer these bastards
>silent, ordinary protagonist
RUH-ROH
dump?