How did you know to jump into the painting, /v/?
>>323509956
1. It was the only thing of interest in the room.
2. I touched the wall and the painting wobbled.
3. I didn't have brain damage
It's the only thing in the only room with stairs leading to it.
>>323509956
I wasn't autistic
My brother who got me into video games told me. I think he learned from Nintendo Power or something.
doesnt everyone with a penis just smash into anything that asks for it?
transexuals and women with invisible penis doesnt count
toad told me
I played Sunshine first and metal mario jumps into the portals in that game
God told me to
Jumping into paintings became a hot meme soon after the game came out so I thought I could be a memelord by jumping into the painting. Lo and behold, I could.
If you were unable to figure it out, there was a hint in the manual.
I was pretty lost early on, so I tried jumping into every wall in the castle, then I eventually tried the painting.
Did they even playtest this shit?
>>323509956
That game was shit.
>>323510709
Your mom is shit.
How the were you supposed to know to go in here?
No seriously. How? There's absolutely no indication that this is a level when you first find it: it's just a mound of rock with a door that you can't even break down.
>>323510203
Care to explain how an autistic person can't realize that?
>>323509956
How did you know to press the submit button, when you made this shitty thread?
OP is a faggot
>>323510267
How did you know to talk to Toad?
>>323509956
You're literally told to jump into paintings when you enter the castle.
>>323511527
how were you supposed to know to read that shit
>>323511527
How are you even supposed to know how to jump?
How were you suppose to know to use the owl in Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake?
How did you know to drive under the big sign, /v/?
I can't even tell if these threads are ironic anymore.
>>323511527
How were you supposed to know to read?
>>323512342
Woah, how'd you figure out how to post?
LIKE IM JUST SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT
>>323512407
You have to press the button that says "I'm not a robot."
>>323511292
You're the one who has to do the explaining, you autist
Me and my family played it on and off a few days after we first got it just wandering around the castle thinking that was it. Then we just played star fox 'cuse it got boring.
Then I got home one time and my older sis was all,
>"Yoooo I figured it out you're supposed to jump in the painting!!!"
It's a game about jumping, you dumbass. Of course you jump into it.
hmm this room has a bomb painting
and this one has a snowman painting
clearly there is something important about these paintings.
I'll try jumping on one, maybe that'll knock it over
WOAH did I just jump INTO the painting? Cool!
>>323510238
none of this post makes sense you fucking moron
This.
https://youtu.be/S40fBi65U8c
>>323513620
ironic, get it?
>>323513083
Then you fucked, right?
>>323511974
This is for meme puzzles, not ones that were actually bullshit.
>>323513767
What if I don't own a TV or have electricity?
>>323514004
Oh... okay. Bye guise.
>>323509956
I learned it from Steve on Blue's Clues. He'd draw something or there'd be a picture and he and Blue would jump into it.
>>323514008
Just pirate it.
>>323510324
Underage please leave
>>323514008
then you couldnt even play the game you giant faggot.
>>323511240
I figured it out when I was 9 anon. Either you are retarded, under 16, or both.
You should play the Kaizo version where there's like fifty flamethrowers and chain chomps near the painting; it makes it pretty clear you're supposed to go in there because they're guarding it so well.
![gfs_93886_1_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QQsoemS.jpg "gfs_93886_1_1[1].jpg")
How were you supposed to know to press start?
>>323514772
>Blue clues
My nigga.
>>323509956
My very first instinct was to jump up against the wall after running up the stairs. If you were a kid playing this and it wasn't your first instinct, you're an autist.
There's also a sign that tells you.
How did you know to jump?
>>323515473
Shit was rad. My favorite episode was when they went to space.
Space is fucking rad.
>>323515135
>sunshine came out in 2001
>if he played it at release at the youngest (5), he would be 19 today
I guess he could've played it after it came out, but playing sunshine or Galaxy as your first 3D Mario game isn't a rare occurrence anymore
How did you know how to select your character?
>>323515135
I'm 20 though family
>>323515569
because the goomba kills you on your first run and then you realize you can't let it touch you so you press the only two buttons on the controller to find out you can jump.
Wait, you can jump into the painting? There's more to the game than the frontyard and entrance? I was wondering what the hype was all about.
>>323510238
*smashes u* :O
How was I supposed to know I needed to buy games for it?
