You did spare her, right /v/ ? She wasn't bothering anyone and her land was peaceful, its inhabitants kind.
>>323462951
>playing the game only once.
What kind of a loser are you? Yeah, I spared her.On my first run
Of course not. Dragonslaying is knighthood's highest calling!
>>323462951
fuck no. Her posse tried to kill me so I cut off the bitch's tail and shoved it up her ass.
>>323462951
Killed her as soon as she said that bullshit. I knew she was a liar then and there
>>323463446
>Liar
Maybe don't invade someone's home uninvited.
Nah cause I wanted her loot
Why is she fluffy?
Dragons are not fluffy
>>323462951
I stabbed her ass repeatedly.
>>323464042
She's a crossbreed between a dragon and a fluffy creature.
I slaughtered her to piss off all the waifufags
>>323462951
eh I thought about it but didn't know how to get out so I thought I had to kill her
I cut her tail off in a single swipe and then murdered her for that sexy lifehunt scythe
kill yourself you waifufaggot
Remove half-breed abominations
Destroy dragon-kin
Shave fluffy
>>323464267
>>323464212
Nigga she straight up tell you how to do it. Even simply going near the platform triggers a cutscene.
>>323464128
Wasn't she made from Gwynevere X Seath?
I'm not a filthy DEX fag, so got no reason to kill her.
>>323462951
No. I wanted dat scythe.
>>323464518
Any game that have you camp out outside a princess's room and stand your ground ?
>>323464459
There is absolutely nothing in-game which describes who her parents are, and the item descriptions + end credits call her Crossbreed
(end credits even says Dragon Crossbreed so that's why people think 1. of the parents is Seath)
>>323464757
That and because Seath kidnaps women to experiment on them to create abominations.
Seath is a fucking shitlord.
>>323464878
Tho I would like to point out one of the popular fan theories, which claims her mother to be Velka. This would explain the fluff/feathers.
Pic related is a statue which is located in the painted world (the one that spins after you hit the lever), clearly showing an older female with a young child who also looks female.
I dont think there is any proof that these statues actually are supposed to be Velka and Priscilla but its a good guess.
Also the "motherly figure with a child" theme is popular in the statues around the game, and if you pay attention you can see the child actually growing up the further ingame you get. The first statue you see is a mother holding a baby.
>>323464396
did she? maybe I wasn't paying attention
>>323465446
>>323465351
That's pretty cool.
>waifufags
>>323465351
Heard something like that before. There are also other references to Velka. Those crow/human enemies and you also find Velkas rapier in the painted world. Then there's also the ocult ember which some associate with Velka.
>>323462951
>implying I had a place for filth like her in my new kingdom
Hope she's yiffing in hell with the rest of her friends
>>323466002
>A-Anon, what does yiff mean?
Does Miyazaki have autism? How the fuck can he come up with all this shit?
>>323466239
Conclusion : Priscilla is pure, PURE !
>>323463608
>Uninvited
Fuck you. I was just looking at some fine art before it decided to pull me in.
>>323466123
>>323466239
>>323466357
>Filenames
Are there actually this many pages?
>>323466476No.
The first number is the chapter, the second and third are the pages.
There's some others Priscilla comics but from that artist I believe that's it.
>>323466118
read books
and Japanese culture is pretty autistic as is thats why most Japanese games are so fucked up andfun
>>323466635
oh
>>323462951
I killed her, only person I care for is the Fair Lady.
>>323462951
Yea I spared her.I killed Ciaran for her armor though.
>tfw you cant drop the doll infront of Priscilla before jumping off
>>323464459
You watch too much vaati
>>323464548
>STR fag that doesn't want to kill everything on sight
What a laugh
>>323466118
Fucking Miyazaki came up with this character? Christ no wonder so many people have a boner for her then. She's not even a special character, she looks like she belongs in one of those monster girl harems or light novel where she's the overpowered MC's love interest or source of their powers. Why is waifushit in a game like DARK SOULS in the first place?
>>323467374
He could be an INT Nerd.
>>323467374
>*tips zweihander*
>>323467523
what did you call me
>>323467394
> she looks like she belongs in one of those monster girl harems or light novel where she's the overpowered MC's love interest or source of their powers
She was originally going to be your companion, kind of like the Maiden in Black or emerald Herald.
>>323467394
Why do you think a girl being portrayed as anything but a fat dyke is waifu bait? Go see the world. It's not binary.
>>323466440
That's what you get for putting your hands on it. Don't touch art foolish undead.
>>323462951
>peaceful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMqCTR5OKeM
>>323463248
>priscilla
>cute
>female
>kalameet
>ugly
>male
I don't see a problem.
>>323465351
mhm interesting. the entire painted world is heavily velka themed.
>>323462951
has anything changed in the general lore perception in the past two years?
>>323467713
Because gamers,anon.only people who have never had sex or a healthy female with anyone not their mom or aunt or whatever would throw so much bullshit around a character like this thus, she's waifubait to me.
>>323468352
>Stop liking what I dont like
>>323462951
>hurting waifus
>any time of the universe
fuck no, I killed her and spit on her corpse
I got to a point that i was so enrage with the world, I just wanted to kill everything and be done with it (but I did have a lot of fun)
>>323468901
>>323468901
What was so bad about it ? Maybe I was a bit overleveled when I got to it but I finished the whole thing in 45 minutes.
>>323468352
>muh feelings
Alright. My advice still stands. Go out and see the world you ignorant fuck.
DaS3 is confirmed to take palce somewhere around Anor Londo, right ?
I wonder if we will get to visit it.
>>323469561
That would be pretty cool. What with the painted world being out of the way in ds1, we could come across the painting in a dusty old attic somewhere or something like that.
>>323464459
Seath is a confirmed parent, Her original design as a heroine had her set out on a mission to kill her father.
The Mother is unknown, people say it's Gwynievere because she's massive and once lived in proximity to Seath while also being the daughter of Seath's best friend.
Others like to say Velkia is the mother.
>>323469561
>inb4 you will find the painting burned/torn to pieces
>>323469954
>Seath is a confirmed parent, Her original design as a heroine had her set out on a mission to kill her father.
Source or bullshit.
>Seath and Gwenevere
https://youtu.be/M9x_koRZ2bA?t=2m15s
What do you think would have happened if you defiled the painting? Like what if someone just smeared shit on it or something.
>>323470138
I also saw that on a interview, and it's true.
She was supposed to be a sort of emerald herald.
>>323469460
I was trying to Git Gud and finish the game
so I decided to bring my edgy side to life and just kill everything in sight, a cute fluffy princess wasnt gonna stop me
>>323470302
>She was supposed to be a sort of emerald herald.
This much I know, but source on the interview/confirmation of Seath being the parent.
>>323470275
It would be painful
>>323470510
Extremely so?
>>323470414
>Seath is the only dragon around Anor Londo
>Priscilla got three tails like him, one behind and two on her sides
>Both are white
It ain't like Dark Souls is known for explainign shit to you directly.
>>323470718
That's not a source of miyazaki confirming it you ass, I asked for the interview for confirmation.
>>323470510
>>323470690
You're a big painting
>>323470718
She only has 1. tail, the things on her side are part of the cloth/fluffy thing
Obligatory.
>>323471063
better picture
>>323465351
Support for Gwynevere being the mother
>She's massive enough to take dragon dick, illusion fags can fuck off there is no reason Gwyndolin would commission a massive sofa.
>She is the daughter of Gwyn, Seath was made Duke; it is not beyond lordly custom for kings to send their daughters out like gifts to other high status lords.
>Priscilla was born with powers that were a threat to lords yet she was not destroyed. Instead she was sent into the painting and protected by an elite guard. If She was indeed Gwyn's Grandaughter, this would justify her continued existence as he would inevitably love her.
Support for Velkia being the mother
>The statue may represent Pricilla and her mother, whome resembles no one seen in game
>Velka has artifacts all over the painted world, most implying Velka was planning to stage a coop against the other gods.
>Her powers are implied to be of a dark nature, which is exactly the kind of power Priscilla has, the life hunt.
>The fluffy might be feathers instead of fur, and it's a fan belief that Velka takes the form of a giant raven.
>>323470414
He says in the interview she was on a mission to take out Seath, her father, if I recall correctly.
>>323471462
and I recall seeing Jesus Christ in the bus yesterday, if you cant provide source to the interview that's absolutely worthless
>>323470275
They would probably get fisted.
>>323462951
You goddamn right I spared her but what was the fucking point? I didn't even get to see her tits let alone fuck the shit outta her.
Fucking game is bullshit
>>323462951
>Non human
Of course I didn't.
>>323471639
We'll both have to go find the fucking interview then anon, and screen cap when he says it.
You're taking this too seriously, it's a fucking souls game where at face value there is no lore and everything else is speculation.
The fact that nobody knows jack shit about why there are all these petrified blacksmiths shows we perhaps know every little about the story Miyazaki made.
>>323463336
>>323463446
>blaming a prisoner who is so big that she can't even leave the tiny building she was in
I doubt she knew how far everyone else was hollowed
>>323472263
>You're taking this too seriously, it's a fucking souls game where at face value there is no lore and everything else is speculation.
Yeah fuck discussion, fuck fun, fuck trying to make sense of it, am I right? It's just a videogame lmao
I'm not trying to be aggressive, I just asked for the source and no one actually seems to have it.
As I stated before, the end credits clearly call her "Dragon Crossbreed Priscilla" so I'm not claiming you guys to be wrong, I'd really just like to see the interview.
>>323472691
I don't remember where to find it.
>you'll never get version of DkS where she's a heroine
Then again, maybe DkS3 will have something like that
Or maybe DkS2 was that
>>323472853
That's okay Anon, maybe it will pop up some day.
>>323472691
>Yeah fuck discussion, fuck fun, fuck trying to make sense of it, am I right? It's just a videogame lmao
Aren't you the one throwing a pissy fit because people can't find an old interview ?
>>323468075
>>kalameet
>>ugly
>>male
Stop insulting my waifu, faget.
>>323473276
I'm just asking you to back up such a major claim, and you keep dodging it.
>>323462951
>her land was peaceful, its inhabitants kind.
>>323473358
Your waifu takes Gough's mighty arrow where you ain't around.
>>323473474
It says right there in the very post you just quoted that I haven't found the interview.
I don't see why I should search for it any longer as you are clearly incapable of reading.
I felt more sorry for Quelag's sister. Almost shame you can't give her Quelag's soul or something.
>>323473627
She is pure, none of your memes will convince me otherwise.
>>323473840
Wew lad, you sure got me there. Now I have to accept your claim you cant back up as truth. I'm clearly in the wrong here, how could I be this blind?
What the fuck was this guy's problem?
>>323473936
How would you react if someone killed your sister, your only caretaker, and then proceeded to give you her soul?
>>323474205
Underrated husbando.
Anyone else planning on replaying DS right before 3 comes out? I've been waiting months to so it would feel fresh again, can't wait.
>>323474213
Ciaran wanted the soul of Artorias, I assume it's a positive thing, like a way to pay respect.
I wanted the fucking Dagger, son.
>>323474425
I'm replaying it now. It's just as good as I remember it.
>>323474323
>pleb taste
>>323474213
No idea. I guess the sister is better kept in an oblivious state.
>>323474436
But Artorias needed to die, Quelaag wasn't completely corrupted like he was. You only killed her because she was in your way.
>you will never be able to join the Chaos Covenant before killing her
>You will never be able to gather humanity for the two of them like Kirk
Why live?
>>323474205
It's a demon spawned from the corrupt, failed replica of the Flame Flame. EVERYTHING is its problem.
>>323474689
The Chaos siblings are kind of a fucked up lot
>Quelana has been sitting outside of Izalith's front door for the past 1000 years
>She's been pretending to absolve herself of her sins when in reality she's just too frightened to ever set foot in Izalith again
>According to Eingyi the Fair Lady (and probably Quelaag) would be ecstatic to see their lost sister again but she doesn't know that and so keeps herself hidden
>>323465668
How the hell did an invader kill a boss?
>>323474689
I killed Quelaag because she tried to kill me.
All I wanted was ring a bell and leave this underground shithole.
why does she not have any facial animations when talking?she smiles while fighting
>>323475714
No one has facial animations when talking, I always thought that was just a gameplay thing.
>>323475714
I think that's a trait of autism.
>>323475714
>>323474205
He's a demon anon, all demons are savage false life except the bat demons in Anor Londo.
>>323473574
My theory is Priscilla is ignorant of the hollowing.
Everything in the world is something that was exiled and isolated from the gods.
Notice the things that inhabit it, Crow Demons that are likely related to Velka, Velka's stuff, Hollows with bloated faces, mutant slime hollows.
Basically these things weren't always hollow, they were living once, living abominations. Perhaps when alive they were kind, but hollowing took them like it took everything else.
Dark Souls 3 better not have shitty cloned bosses and bad hitboxes.
>>323474689
Cut dialog reveals Quelagg was trying to kill you for humanity, to help her sister.
>>323475854
nope, just cut content. NPCs originally had facial animations. Who knows what was the reason for removing them
>>323475593
>>323474689
The story get shaky whenever you think about how many violent encounters could have been prevented by some simple communication.
I hope they don't have that in DaS3. I don't like knowing that I don't have to fight the boss. Except game logic dictates that I do.
Just noticed she has a pretty nice rack.
I did what every person should've done.
Petting that lonely tail.
>>323476198
I would guess it's a practicality thing. Not having facial animations while talking allows easier changing and addling lines without needing to go and fiddle with the animations too.
Will we get a fight as atmospherically/thematically cool as Gwyn in DS3?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLBybw-IJ5U
>>323475714
A lot of characters were slated for facial animation, Andre of Astoria has them.
Again, I'll refer to the old interview about cut content that nobody can find so take it with a grain of salt.
Priscilla was supposed to be the maiden in black of DaS, so the smiling and shit might have to do with an intended fight sequence?
Gwynevere has an animation where she opens her eyes and talks with facial animation, handing the Chosen undead an item.
This too was cut for some reason.
Andre is loaded with animations, as Miyazaki had intended him to have a story about being the son of Gwyn before that was cut and Solaire became the "candidate".
>>323462951
No I killed her and her faggot brother
Cleanse the world of filth to bring peace like Trump will cleanse USA of weebs
>>323476269
I think they're getting better at it. Iosefka is a good example. When you intrude into her clinic she won't actually attack you unless you get too close. She'll even offer to keep the arrangement you two share if you don't intrude.
Really though DaS1 already had it with the Priscilla encounter. She doesn't really want you there and will offer for you to just leave. They should've kept the Quelaag dialogue where she tells you that outsiders aren't permitted in so that when you do try to get past her you know why she's attacking you.
>>323462951
nope
needed to kill her tail for the achievment, i tried homeward bone-ing out afterwards but it didn't work even though i never rested at the bonfire.
>>323476269
I think that anyone you fight in souls games are ether hollowed out or just totally lost their faith and gone crazy enough that they are beyond talking.
>>323475714
>>323476269
>The story get shaky whenever you think about how many violent encounters could have been prevented by some simple communication.
Welcome to video games.
>>323476269
>Quelaag
>Gwynevere
>Arguably Ornstein
Who else ?
>>323476701
I wonder how much shit is going to be cut from DS3. Game is on a tight deadline. And Miyazaki and his teams might be at breaking point now.
>>323462951
I killed her. I'm not gonna miss out on a fun boss just because she's not attacking me first.
>>323476283
Why does everything need to be about boobs with straight males? This obsession really disturbs me.
>>323477018
A shit load, this is why we can't have nice things.
Namco will once again push Miyazaki towards Sony who will offer him more freedom.
>>323476862
I cant record webms or gifs, but animation 3007 clearly shows her speaking
>>323476964
Ornstein wouldn't have turned, he's mandated to guard Gwynevere's illusion. Which is really shitty by the way. Ornstein has been Gwyn's knight from the beginning. Fought the Dragons and helped Gwyn win his throne. And his reward for all his service is to be stuck guarding a hologram
>>323477146
Why do homos obsess over dick and man ass?
>>323476964
For what, people you could have talked into not fighting you? I don't think Ornstein would have ever backed down, his job was to allow only a worthy undead to receive the Lord Vessel by guarding it with his life.
>>323477146
Jokes on you, I'm a fag.
>>323477276
I'm not a homo, if that's what you're implying.
>>323477351
Are you implying you're a woman?
>>323477204
How do we know the real Ornstein&Smough aren't dead and Gwynevere used their souls to create an illusion of them ?
>>323477537
That's irrelevant.
>>323475082
>but she doesn't know that and so keeps herself hidden
what's more tragic is that she probably feels guilty about surviving and is very aware of the fates of the Fair Lady and Quelaag and cannot bring herself to face them.
Still Quelana will always be my mentorfu. I love the way she is surprised but also relieved when you come back to see her.
>>323477704
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
My question still stands except swap homo with heterosexual women.
>>323474043
whoops
>>323477676
Because you can get Ornstein's soul and Ornstein's ring from them. And I mean a hard soul, not the shit you get from the Giant Guardians.
>>323478002
>My question still stands except swap homo with heterosexual women.
Well, I certainly don't obsess over man ass, but you have to admit that dicks are objectively more interesting than boobs. They're not just lumps of flesh used for feeding kids.
>>323465668
To this day im disappointed that this guy didn't claim to have kiled her just to piss the guy off even more
>>323478121
You're probably a flat chest bitch ass nigga.
>>323478054
FUCK
OFF
>>323478121
Take whatever secondary sexual characteristic you find attractive on man.
Now imagine that same exact emotion towards boobs.
It's really not that hard to understand.
>>323478121
>They're not just lumps of flesh used for feeding kids.
>>323478354
Why are you waifuizing Kalameet? He's a fucking anti-Seethe, a cocksucker of Manus.
>>323478282
That's irrelevant as well.
>>323478356
The difference is that women as a group don't have a weird obsession over anything physical like straight men do for boobs.
>>323478121
tits are alright, but cute faces are better
>>323478503
>The difference is women don't have a weird obsession
Absolute bullshit, woman like man ass, That's all they happily giggle about while watching Game of Thrones or Outlander.
>>323462951
I stopped playing when I got to her.
I am with my waifu
All's right with the world
>>323478705
You're delusional if you think this is even nearly to the same extant as men with boobs.
>>323478503
Yes because physicality are more male traits although there are traits most women find physically attractive. But emotional traits are more a feminine thing so there are more emotional things they look for. The only problem is that it's harder to design "likes to listen and understand" in a character design.
>>323474124
Why don`t you try finding it then
>>323462951
I killed her, had to get that 100%
>>323478805
It is, the difference is women would rather read about man ass than look at it, hence romance novels.
>>323478938
Funny thing about that, if you kill Priscilla as a phantom you still get the trophy. I've killed other people Priscilla but never my own
Best girl in any souls game
Those beautiful pale white feet and pink toe nails
>>323479150
Not just to kill her but also for her tail cut
>>323479150
How do red phantoms kill her again? It's a gltich right?
I killed her for her weapons in my current playthrough because I'd never used them before. Dagger is fun, probably the only dagger I'd ever consider using. Scythe is stronk but I don't think there are many enemies susceptible to bleed that won't just die before their bleed bar fills (only assdemons come to mind), plus I have to use the bloodshield and bloodbite ring for it to not kill me in 2-3 hits.
I don't do PvP, is the bleed buildup from these weapons useful against a player who isn't using bleed-resistant shit? Or will it kill them too fast?
>>323479575
No I meant as a white or gold phantom. I don't know how red phantoms kill her
>>323476191
She coulda just asked. fuck im not usin em
>>323480497
The Age of Dark is at the front door and Humanity is at a premium. Most humans are scrounging and killing each other just to get one. I don't think anyone would ever consider the possibility that there's an Undead walking around with 99 of them let alone just asking for one.
>>323480497
In the canon sense you would, the chosen undead has a high resistance to going Hollow but would realistically be chugging down humanities to keep himself sane like all the other Undead that are trying to stop their hollowing.
>>323480697
>the chosen undead has a high resistance to going Hollow
"no"
You've been far too trusting of that toothy serpent.
>>323476676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUgZbvtrIF0
>>323480927
As long as you play dark souls you aren't hollow, you're only going hollow if you give up the game, which is something Crestfallen establishes.
Regardless of what the serpents say, burning humanity reverses the hollowing.
Though really burning it is what Framp wants, as it weakens the dark and strengthens the flame.
I wish once you got 99 humanity you'd start looking more like the 4 kings or something since that's what essentially happens when you collect a lot of humanity.
>>323477203
Well I quickly learned to record and convert mp4 to webm, heres the "talking" animation
>>323481229
Plenty of "Chosen Undeads" do go hollow though, he's no different from any other undead.
>>323464237
> lifehunt scythe
> not a shit weapon
>>323481823
hey fuk umy heart hurt getting this...
I wanted her soul. I want every soul. If it helps I didn't kill her until right before I reset the universe.
>>323470849
> "I can't think for myself"
>>323482251
you might want to read the thread >>323472691 before replying to people next time
>>323472691
> doesn't know how to hold a proper discussion
> tosses a slut fit about lack of discussion
>>323482539
I wasnt there to discuss whether the theory was correct or not, and was
>You're taking this too seriously, it's a fucking souls game where at face value there is no lore and everything else is speculation
proper discussiong, asstwat? I literally just wanted him to back up the claim by showing the source, can you not read?
>>323478503
> Complains about boobs
> "boobs are irrelevant!"
> Is retarded
>>323475442
cheat engine
>>323482796
Mine are irrelevant to the discussion, yes. They don't influence my opinion at all.
>>323474213
Not the only caretaker, after all, dark spirit Kirk was running around trying to farm humanity for her until you crushed his dreams by defeating him 3 times.
>>323481645
Yeah, but you have to tongue in cheek the fact that as long as you, the player are playing the game as the chosen undead, he won't go hollow.
Even so, the npcs make it apparent that seeing someone as decayed as you is a rare thing and most people who look like you are complete hollows.
Only you and the two near-hollow npcs count as such an uncommon case.
>>323482867
People like you are the reason "gamer girls" get bullied online and commit suicide.
Their blood is on your hands, or tits, you attention whore.
>>323482790
> can't read
> asks people if they can't read
>>323481964
But you at least agree it's pretty bad, right?
>>323482796
It's probably bait anon, "she" is trying to say women don't have sexual interest in male parts which isn't true.
I've seen it before, someone pretending to be a woman who's completely lost as to why men find something attractive and acts like it's some sort of disturbing and unnatural thing to real in replies.
It's very similar to flatfag bait.
>>323462951
>You did spare her, right /v/ ? She wasn't bothering anyone and her land was peaceful, its inhabitants kind.
I'm going to cut off her fucking tail, then use it to finish her. Fuck you and fuck those wheel skeletons and fuck those harpy sluts.
>>323483354
>"she" is trying to say women don't have sexual interest in male parts which isn't true.
I have never said that. I said that women, as a group, don't have an obsession over a single boring part of the male body, like men do with boobs.
>>323481823
>Shit weapon
When paired with the chaos blade it's 50% bleed out is the strongest in the game. It also has shield reach around like great scythe and looks fucking slick when paired with the red mage set.
You look like a real cultist with that get up.
>>323465908
too cute
>>323462951
>No covenant
Not even a waifu fag. I'm just genuinely disappointed the painted world exists for you to fall into and out of.
>>323483694
They do, women like male ass. They also like the male torso, the amount of muscle or lack there of is about as diverse as men are with their tastes in breasts.
>>323478503
>thinking you can talk for every woman
I know females that obsess over dick, or if they are a lesbian, they obsess breasts. Why does this matter anyway? Why do you have to shit up a good thread with you dumb opinions?
>>323478805
How do you know? I've seen LOTS of women obsess over man ass, maybe not as much as men obsessing over boobs, but almost.
And anyway, why do you care?
>>323483958
Because it wants to hear people defend tits in aggression while it downplays them as being useless organs ect. ect.
>>323484079
>>323483930
>>323483958
>ass
>torso
>dick
>anything like the obsession that men have over boobs
That's it, I give up. You people can stay delusional.
>>323484079
>And anyway, why do you care?
Because no matter what fandom I join, I have to constantly endure men pushing the characters' boobs in my face. It's getting very annoying and I can't stand it anymore.
>>323483694
> Implying boring
Maybe you are.
>>323483732
Is it viable though? Y'know, considering you kinda die if you use it too much. Your weapon combo is full self flagelation
>>323484371
You sound like you have some personal issues you need to work out, like an inadequacy perhaps. Any adult wouldn't really give a shit about this stuff, contrary to what you see on /v/. Good luck.
>>323484371
You are clearly not female.
>>323476717she isnt gywndolin's sister
>>323484371
>Stay delusional
You most have a low libido, but this is also likely bait.
>Every fandom I join people talk about boobs
>fandom
This is REALLY baity or you are total cancer?
You want to hear it? Evolution and natural selection happened. Men sexually select females who built up excessive breast tissue as a response to their sex hormones at some point after we became fully bipedal. The reason is hypothesized that breasts resembled butt cheeks, as the fatty excessive build up of fat on our asses had already been integrated into the mating and selection habits of simians. This mimickery was likely a result of humans starting to mate face to face more often than behind as a form of social bonding.
TL;DR men started fucking woman with a chest ass mutation which helped developed our social skills as a species.
So men obsess over tits because tits are attractive, I'm sorry you're so retarded you can't comprehend it. It isn't weird because countless other animals do it, like the peacock.
>>323483032
Relax bro, why dont you go complain about it on a Mens' Rights forum?
>>323483237
no, but i don't pvp so i don't really know for sure. it's fine in pve.
>>323484371
I kind of understand, I'm more of a demoflat and I find overly huge breasts gross, but I don't let it bother me.
And I don't let it bother me when women obsess over male characters and post their gay fanart all over the place.
Again, why do you care? I see lots of stuff I dislike on the internet, but it's ok, other people like it and I can just ignore it.
>>323485332
Can you not read? I supported other girls on my post, what does that have to do with mens rights activism you utter idiot?
>>323477168
That's a bummer. I would happily wait a few more months for a solid game.
Ways to play ranking from most fun to least:
dex weapons>strength weapons>intelligence>Pyromancy/faith
>>323485485
>And I don't let it bother me when women obsess over male characters and post their gay fanart all over the place.
Maybe because this happens only in closed communities, and not all over the internet...
>>323485995
What's the difference between dex and strenght weapons? Looks the same to me.
>>323486106
dex weapons are like katanas, curved swords shortswords,
Strength is like longswords, greatswords, axes,
>>323486106
Strength weapons are typically slower and use more stamina per swing but hit very hard and tend to stagger enemies for a while. Dex weapons are much faster and don't use as much stamina per swing and combo much easier but don't do as much damage or stagger as STR weapons
>>323486085
Go discuss this elsewhere you autist this is a videogame board.
>>323485603
>I support other girls
Sure, but the second one actually talks to you, you start flaming instead of discussing
>>323486643
VIDEOGAMES
>painting of peace
How were you supposed to know to jump into the painting?
>>323486106
With dex weapons you have to hit people 80 times to kill them and they are supposed to be good at counter damage and parrying/backstabs, dont expect to break your enemy's poise!
With str weapons you hit people like 3 times and they fall over dead, and they actually are good at parrying/backstabs (but not counter damage), poise break happens when you glance at your enemy with a str weapon equipped, you dont even need to swing.
>>323486818
It's a huge point of interest and has a "press button" trigger when you approach it, you couldnt have actually missed it
>>323486754
Exactly, so why is this guy shitting up the thread with angry bashing?
>>323486085
I think you should try to understand what exactly bothers you about that.
And now let's discuss why Quelaana is the best sister.
>>323486818
You know you can interact with it because if you walk up to it without the doll it'll give a prompt that it can't be interacted with instead of just sitting there being a painting. If you mean as a character, you didn't know, you just touched the painting and it drew you in
>>323486920
>Going in blind
>Press X
>Stuck in the painted world for a good 2-3 hours
Thanks From
>>323485995
fastroll+bigweapon>fastroll+smallweapon>other>>>>>any type of magic
>>323487013
Because she's the only one who got away when Izalith blew up? Which raises the question of why the last daughter of chaos near BoC's front door didn't turn into a spider lady
Things that should have been in Dark Souls
>A ominous shadowy aura and altered features as you approach max humanity
>possibly some minor perks to this as well.
>A Titanite demon with two legs as a boss in NG +
>A lost izailith on fire and full of demons.
>An actual bossfight with the bed of Chaos, or perhaps a way to show that it births demons.
>More enemy diversity in Seath's place.
>Nito should have been harder.
>Dragon ending through joining the dragon covenant.
>All the cut content regarding the supposed Underworld up that was converted to Ash Lake.
>>323486348
>thisiswhatdexfagsactuallybelieve.jpg
>>323487097
You could bonewarp out before sitting at the bonfire, and if you were able to reach it you're skilled enough to deal with the area.
>>323487097
>stuck in the best area for 2-3 hours
Sound like a good deal to me.
>>323487395
>I guess I'll head down this ladder
>>323487205
>>Dragon ending through joining the dragon covenant.
Nah, the ending is good
>>323487308
>You could bonewarp out before sitting at the bonfire, and if you were able to reach it you're skilled enough to deal with the area.
I hope you mean the painting.
