>YO ANON GET ON THE MIC
N-No thanks
>>323436549
>Sure thing. I hate typing anyway. It's a hindrance most of the time.
>>323436549
i-i don't have a mic
>Get on the call
>Banal bullshit for 2 hours
>leave
>>323436549
>tumblr
>>323436549
Pls no
>>323436549
>>323436636
>>323436795
I have a hard time understanding this thing. Is this some sort of 'we're all uber-betas' meme? Or are you genuinely this autistic?
>>323436935
Some people really are that beta
>Player1 has left the server
>>323436795
>"Ok no problem, you got Skype at least?"
>>323436935
I have a hard time understanding this thing. Is this some sort of 'I'm an 'uber-alpha' meme? Or are you genuinely this socially adept?
>>323436549
>i am, do you have the password to our teamspeak server?
>>323436935
>get on mic
>party is meme spouting degenerates
>that one faggot with reverb
>that one faggot eating
>that one faggot playing music
>that one faggot who brought in a friend of a friend who is an obnoxious faggot
SURE DO LOVE GETTING ON THE MIC
>tfw people you haven't spoken to in years and don't play with anymore message you on steam
>>323436935
Y-Yout too
>>323437358
>that one guy vaping
>that guy uses voice activation and breathes, sighs, coughs, sniffles, clears his throat and has background noise
>push-to-talk is too complicated for his brain
I don't like you.
>>323436935
I'm deaf faggot
>that guy that doesn't use headphones and you constantly hear some shitty weeb music in the background everytime he talks
>>323437489
>tfw people you haven't spoken to in years and want to play with again ignore your messages on steam
>Play with /v/ on PSN
>Haven't spoken english in years besides shouting random gibberish
>Probably have an awful accent
No thanks I'll pretend I don't have a mic.
>>323437839
>tfw the conversation ends after a few words
I have friends, mum, don't worry.
>I wish this game was more like Dark Souls
>>323437708
>mess around for several minutes in TS mic options so it doesn't pick up background noise, or any of that shit
>nobody else in the lobby bothers and you can hear everything
>one guy has a baby crying constantly that takes you out of the game
never played with them again
>>323437940
>playing with /v/
>PSN
>disgusting foreigner
It'd be best if you just ended your life.
>>323436549
>Have no problem speaking on mic when it's needed
>Playing a game where text chat is fine
>"Hey, get on Skype and join our group call!"
>"Sorry, I don't use Skype."
Translation: No, I don't want to talk to your shut-in ass and all of your stupid meme spouting friends for 5 hours while you screw around in a game.
If someone says they don't want to get on mic with you, they're not shy, you're just gay.
>>323437708
>tfw when I was that guy.
>mfw when someone finally pointed it out after at least a dozen sessions.
I'm sorry Mormonman, I didn't know
>>323437816
How can you read this thread then?
I just orgasmed. Recommend me music to feel in heaven.
>>323436549
>genuinely mute
>get lumped in with autistic weeaboo fucks like you for not using a mic
They know you sound like you gargle dicks for a living because they know you gargle dicks for a living; Just talk to them.
>>323438279
Magical powers. I use them to mind read your computers and detect your posts.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12kxg2GmupS
>>323436935
you wouldn't like me anyways anon.
>>323437708
>>323438047
>that guy that uses voice activation
>they have a loud dog barking like fucking mad in the next room
>all you hear is WOOF WOOF ARF WOOF BARK WOOF constantly until they finally leave
>>323438496
DEEP
>>323438276
Better not do it again
>>323438398
If you're mute how can you type?
>>323437069
Faggot why should I have skype if I don't even have a mic. To fucking chat or what. Bullshit dude, bullshit.
>>323438496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xT6PdGHHfv
>that guy who uses a voice changer cause "lol so fanny"
>>323439128
>that guy who uses a voice changer to pretend he's a female
>>323436549
S-Sorry I have to go!
>>323438929
My seeing eye dog types for me.
>>323439128
>that guy who uses a voice changer because "i'm a grill guise"
>>323439128
>he's almost 40
>>323437358
Sounds like you need to get some more competent friends
Or, you know, any friends for that matter.
>>323439245
b-but i am a girl mum
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g02pw5BylH
>>323439361
You sound like a tranny.
>>323439361
faggot
>>323439361
>mum
fuck off you limey cunt jesus christ GET OUT
Story time because I've never had anyone to share it with:
>im fucking 8
>from southern US
>everyone makes fun of my redneck accent online
>learn to talk without it
>everyone makes fun of my childish voice
>learn to talk with a deeper tone
>years later I still talk without an accent and my voice is deep as fuck which I attribute to all the abuse from me pretending over the years
>>323439423
thats the nicest thing anyones ever said to me
>yo anon get on mic so I can fall asleep
?
>>323439361
sure thing fucboi
>>323439590
Well don't get used to it.
>"HAHA Anon you sound like Kermit the frog"
>"ahahaah he totally does"
N-No thanks
>>323439589
cry about it
and interrupt my music? Yeah, not happening.
>>323439778
that pic is one of my favorite pics ever
but you went on an ruined it by posting some shitty thumbnail of it
>>323439838
sorry for not bringing you top quality memes you fuck
>>323439589
what a fucking beta
lee is probably turning in his grave knowing what kind of fucknuggets modern southerners are
disgusting
>That guy who beats his kids on the mic
>Hear him scream bloody murder
>You start feeling bad for the little guy
>>323437358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16f4nETS8kK
>>323440012
>that kid who's family keeps yelling and arguing in the background
brings back childhood memories
>start using my mic in an Insurgency game
>someone in chat says "you sound like a youtuber! :D"
>mfw
Not quite sure what it means. I have a posh RP English accent so maybe it's that. Made me self-concious though.
>>323439726
VOCAROO NAO
I can do a great arabic accent and i always use it when i can, for some weird reason some people get angry when i speak like it.
>>323440342
My guess is that it sounds really offensive.
>lol anon you sound depressed
Haha
Yeah
>>323440012
>have a pretty chill raid leader back in TBC
>happened to also be an abusive boyfriend
>fights with his girlfriend almost all of time
>hear shit flying across the room on their side
>almost never see this side of him anytime elsehttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1ivZUnmfu8N
I wish I could play CS GO on US servers. They're ignorant, over confident and horrible at the game but the bantz are always top notch. Euros are almost always boring tryhards that don't even enjoy playing.
>>323440543
Europeans play the good games.
>>323440459
especially when i start to talk shit about americans and the WTC.
>>323440494
>>323440494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CnS8pPfmVK
>>323440613
Ok there it is.Mind posting a vocaroo?
>>323439331
This. I dunno if this is a pc thing but most of the mic rooms I've been in are pretty chill, or at least there's an autist in there who really shouldn't have a mic.
>>323440543
>say almost anything in English
>americanski burger da da
Russians are a horrible people. Not as bad as Turks though.
>>323440064
How about I shove it in your butthole, faggot?
>Haha anon you sound like an angry german
I didn't know us jews evolved to sound german
>>323436549
>have trouble with words with W and R in them
>Like Elmer Fudd
ill pass
>>323438398
how? are you literally physically incapable of speaking? or does your mind just not let you?
>>323436549
Jesus that gif is horrible.
>tumblr
Welp, that explains everything.
>>323441219
I want Katja to dominate me.
>>323436935
You should already know that this sub is full of insecure self-haters.
>>323436549
>Some girl gets on mic
>It's only me and 2 others
>No one else is talking
>Just act like it's a little boy because no one wants to get called out
>Woah dude your voice is like kermit's hahahahah
>>323441280
I also wish for the same.
>>323439726
oh fuck I think I know you
>>323440543
really, what the fuck is wrong with you faggots? the times I've played on euro servers everyone is super quiet and will maybe say one word to call, meanwhile over here I can hold a friendly conversation with at least a couple teammates and most people talk regularly.
it's just no fun at all with you fags
and let you laugh at my voice? no thank yoh
>>323436549
Whats so fucking hard about using your mic its not like they're going to hate you and if they do fuck em
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sYm59fQDa1
I don't understand this meme, because the implication is a) the person being talked to has social anxiety and b) the person being talked to has multiple friends
These are contradictory states
>>323436549
>have heavy Portuguese accent
>everyone thinks I'm a drunk Russian for some reason
>I laugh it off
>we are actually all Portuguese
>internet connection cuts off because we have to pay to IMF first
>some Muslim refugee blows himself up alongside our Norwegian imported lifelong cod fish supply
>salt is everything we have left
>eat it out of desperation until our skin turns black
>put a white towel around my head from sweating all of my body water out due to my new salt-based diet
>Forgotten Empires developer walks by
>looks at me and assumes Portugal is an African nation
>makes an AoE2 expansion
I've never been so embarrassed in my life. that's why I never get on the mic.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p3ZU0DoBzw
>>323441642
It's easier to type than it is to talk
>>323441642
naw, I have pretty severe social anxiety but sometimes it's not so bad. and when it's not been so bad I've made a small group of close friendsthey all hate me though i think
>>323441732
You do sound like Kermit.
>>323441794
If you think they hate you why do you call them friends
>>323437940
>host a game of killzone 2 for /v/
>everything goes better than expected and everyone has a great time
>even have a game with everyone using defibrillators instead of guns
>the furry that showed up wasn't even bad
Man, its been years. I wish I could play with those guys again
>>323441686
bruh the portugese guy is on the far right. I don't get it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vd9RJKvdje
>>323441752
>Being able to type to people befriend them via text but unable to speak words
This doesn't compute for me. Maybe we're just different though. My social anxiety is absolute, it exists probably even more acutely over direct IM. But talking over voice chat is pretty easy. I feel like that's just 'speech anxiety', not social anxiety. Because socializing even over text freaks me out and it's why I'm forever friendless. But just talking to someone? Not a big deal. Befriending is hard though,
>holds down mic to laugh
>>323437562
>that one guy getting stoned
>sucks on the bong
>someone asks him if it is a juice box?
I'd laugh but...
>>323442032
>holding down a push to talk button
>not just having it voice activated
>>323441994
You're literally typing to humans on 4chan right now
>>323441862
Fuck you, i get it it's so hilarious every time someone points it out hahhahahahahah
>>323442120
Speak for yourself meatbag
>>323436549
>another fuckboi thread
>sigh
>unzips dick
>>323441980
Stop being to autistic"ah"non
>>323436549
>get on vent/ts/mumble
>it's filled with meme masters
>>323441980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11qhl4VOHYn
>>323436549
>tfw too afhraid to get on the mic, because I can't phrounounce hR phropehrly
>>323442256
>he pronounces it ay-non
Leave and stay go
>>323442256
that hurt my feelings
>>323442168
You seem really upset by this anon, don't let it get to you.
>>323437489
>you don't remember who they are and where you met
>>323442120
I wrote 'direct IM', which I meant as in instant message. Talking to people in MMOs over text always unnerved me, I have an anxiety attack if I ever get PM'd while I'm doing something in the game. Forums aren't a big deal. Opening my mouth is easy too. Typing gives me too much time to analyze what I'm saying. Plus you have to add in a bunch of normie nomenclature to not sound stilted and deadpan, lots of hahas and lol whereas over voice you can just laugh or whatever.
>>323442274
>join /vg/ group/guild/clan/etc
>depending on the game you either get autistic tryhards, erp'ers, or meme spouters
>decide never to never play with /vg/ again
>>323441994
Not him, but I get anxious talking to people normally, and end up either tripping over my words, taking way too long to get out what I want to say concisely or just being nervous in general. Usually some combination.
It's easier to get across what I need to say via text.
>>323441732
HOLY SHIT
>>323436549
>join a voice chat server
>really shy and only talk in the text chat for a few days
>swallow fear and plug in mic
>talk to token girl about makeup
>talk to guys about video games
>everyone leaves and goes to bed after a few hours
>didn't embarrass myself
It went very well!
>>323442526
you sound cute
>>323442493
Oh god this. I remember joining the guild wars 2 and TERA ones. /vg/ is truly the worst.
>>323442526
Congrats, Terry.
Now go on an adventure with your new best friend. It'll be fun!
>>323438279
I'm blind not deaf
>Early WoW, during Burning Crusade
>Join a guild with talkative folks
>They always type slowly, so I'm usually waiting for responses
>"Get in vent!"
>I go buy a cheap headset for my first vent experience
>Everyone has a speech impediment, slurs harder than a country man trying to do tongue twisters, and speaks more vulgar than /b/ in a children's game
>Think to myself "These are the people I talk to? What the hell."
>Try to get along, but I just can't stand them now
That was just a one time thing. Now I'm talkative as fuck and shoot the shit with everyone who is unfortunate enough to join the vent channel I use with my current guild in WoW. I actively try to befriend everyone who joins, and to mostly successful attempts too.
>>323442349
>not uh-non
>>323442368
It's okay, I'm sure everyone elsehas to keep recording over and over to find one they're comfortable with
>>323441732
Obviously you should just practice talking like kermit and talk like him all the time.
I never get on the mic and I'll show you guys why.
Don't bully:
Vocaroo.com/i/s0usy1r2YP6R
>>323442496
It still sounds like anxiety around speaking not around socializing. I can't even make friends online since I seize up over typing text messages in real type, even though I have no problem talking to people at the store or over the phone or public speaking or stuff like that.
>>323442665
Honestly the only general i was actually fine with was the Diablo 2 Pserver/LAN gen.
But that died like 3-4 years ago.
Probably cause there was never really any voice chat.
>>323442835
its because you can't post a proper link right?
>>323442835
Cringed hard
>>323437562
>that one guy vaping
>that one guy that wont shut up about the fact that he vapes
>>323442835
guy detected
>>323442957
works for me
tsukasa a shit
konata best girl
>>323441980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l5JDNBuyz3
>>323442439
Everyone points it out it's not like it bothers me it's just it gets annoying everyone constantly saying "hahahha u sound like kermit xd"
>>323442519
>>323442826
Since you cunts like it so much http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RcsXeeMoME
>>323441946
But we be proud population of the black
Why lie, brotha?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lEfpPHnmyT
>>323442493
>a site known for memesters, autistics, and sex starved individuals
>surprised when groups which affiliate themselves with it are filled with such individuals
What did you exactly except?
>>323442640
I'm basically Terry Hintz
>>323443035
Every lucky star is trash
>Have a heavy country accent
>Everyone always makes fun of ithttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1SGewTaExir
>>323443027
your not on clover which is on my last nerve BTW
Would you guys mind playing games while talking with a French Canadian on Mumble? It seems like all of North America hates us and I don't want to annoy people
>severe social anxiety
>speech disorder
>stupid accent
>soft quiet voice
JUST
>>323442835
Faggot bitch
>>323443092
I think you just gotta embrace it man. Become the frog.
>>323442835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19oQWY6kiJ0
>mfw have a rare disorder in which speaking for too long causes me to have an audible orgasm
>>323443316
>>soft quiet voice
I have this. Literally have to repeat myself all the time. Fuck my life.
>>323443172
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>>323443213
Hi Dr. Phil.
>>323443367
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hzXLFjei47
>>323443261
literally wut
>>323442835
Do you have some stutter?
If it's on purpose kill yourself.
>>323439838
autism
>>323443414
Lucky stah is straight up the worst anime I've ever seen
>Get on mic
>People bully me for my voice>Make me get on skype and show my bp
>Make me watch them fap
I just wanted to play video games.
>>323443615
Then you haven't seen many animes
>>323443621
Why would you show them your local british petroleum
>>323443172
0/10
>>323441686
bretty gud
>>323443694
They wanted to invest in me
>>323443684
You have some awful taste
>Never got on mic
>No one has an opinion of my voice
I just want to be noticed
>talk on skype a lot with some friends
>dont chat for a bit while dealing with personal stuff
>new people there when I come back
>dont like the new people's voices
>dont join calls when they are in there
I only sometimes talk in the middle of the night when the new people are asleep. I feel separated from everyone now.
>>323442707
>go on journey with best bud
>I get kidnapped
>bro has to ransom me for 100 mags
>get kidnapped by buzz saw guy
>bro gives his left arm to save me
>best bro goes nuts and wants to doom the human race so he can protect one girl
>My turn to save my bro and I can't even save him from himself
I deserved to die
Why do yank teenagers get so butthurt about people with southern accents?
>>323437708
>playing SFIV Ranked
>in the character selection his child starts crying
>my mic is muted so i can't say shit
>is this some kind of mental technique?
>he tells to to the kid "wait love i'm almost finishing"
>his kid cries for 3 rounds
>play with him again 5m later
>his kid still crying
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BGVieCiDiU
I never had any problems with this but I get you social anxiety bros
Don't worry, you can do it one day
>>323443907
What
>>323443391
Post proof please
>>323436549
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b4gt8U4J7V
I only talk to Americans.
Euros make fun of my accent. I don't understand why, it's a Missouri accent, pretty much a normal neutral Midwest accent with just a hint of southern dialect.
A Russian guy told me I sound like I live in a village once.
>>323443469
There ya go my fine green friend.
>>323444000
"Yankee" is what we call a slimy northerner here in the US, eurofriend.
>>323444154
>not just talking with a standard american accent
it's not even hard to do c'mon son
>>323441906
>play Halo with /vg/
>nonstop fucking memes
>Bane, cuck, Trump, etc
>Jesus fucking Christ, these guys are faggots
>continue playing anyways because it's better than being alone and sometimes they're funny.
>>323439361
I can't tell if your post is supposed to be funny or if you're just a tranny
>>323444232
What
>>323436935
>I have a hard time understanding this thing
>this is what /v/ has come to
I care fuck all for shit tastes in videogames, this one thing bothers me much more.
>>323444256
I don't even know what an American accent is
My best guess is whatever Tim Roth was trying to do in Reservoir Dogs
>>323444256
Other than word choice and few unconscious things I do it is a standard American accent, that's the thing.
>>323443092
idk you don't really sound much like Kermit to me and I've heard some people that definitely sound like Kermit
>holds down mic to sneeze
>>323443402
I also got it. I have to clear my throat before I speak otherwise my voice breaks.
>>323443907
Because mass media made all people associate southern accents with backwardness lack of intelligence.
Maybe if you won the war this wouldn't had happened, Cleetus.
>>323443316
tip: Speak from your diaphragm and fake confidence
>>323444101
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rc5lURIri2
>>323444708
Speaking of which, can someone post the AYO HOL UP vocaroos?
>>323436935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12FzgNvVMmj
>>323444694
Telling someone with social anxiety to feign confidence is like telling someone lactose intolerant to not have explosive diarrhea after drinking a quart of milk
That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works
>>323439361What's your steam ID qt?
>>323444541
Bro, my push to talk is a mouse side button. My hand seizes up when I sneeze and I squeeze the mouse involuntarily which happens to activate my mic.
Guess my nationality.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jBZc29QFsz
>>323444857
get good then
>>323444913
BR?
>>323444708
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13NfC1oneay
>>323439361
i kek'd
>>323444913
Swedish
>>323444857
just be yourself you colossal fuck up
>>323444913
Slav
>>323436935
Honestly, unless it pertains to the game, I don't want to listen to everyone's inane bullshit
>>323445053
>be yourself
>pretend to feel a way you don't
ONE OR THE OTHER
>>323445018
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KqVo7fvRVE
>>323444913
Scottish
>>323437489
This happened to me.
I never used my mic because I was making friends with 20yos on Steam back when I was 14.
Honestly I'm still proud of myself for having the sense to never talk back when I was underage
Now I'm 19 and I try to casually speak to them without mentioning my age
>>323445139
I was meming, anon
>>323445005
>>323445035
>>323445089
>>323445246
I'mChinese.It's a Jersey accent.
>>323437708
>People using integrated laptop mics
SO MANY FUCKING NOISES
I HAVE HEARD MULTIPLE FAMILY FIGHTS THROUGH THESE THINGS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TpMoGebfVj
Judge the shit out of me.
>>323445053
That's the point, being himself just means keeping that kind of deceptive behavior in real life or not engaging people at all.This isn't anime nigger
>>323445375
Maybe second generation chink or parents were immigrants, you're not ESL
>>323445635
Technically I am. Cantonese was my first language. I moved to America when I was 6 and that's when I learned how to speak English.
>>323445443
>playing Diablo 3 with brother
>both using laptop mics because neither of us have a headset
>he has loud as fuck kids
>the sound recycles through out speakers and mics and after a few seconds starts making this ear-shattering high-pitched screeching
>mute speakers so it stops the loop
>keeps happening over and over again
>we both buy headsets immediately after
>>323436935
Convinced my guild that I was deaf just so I don't have to get on Discord and talk and listen.
>M-MUH SOCIAL ANXIETY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cL42EKWYsW
>>323445758
You don't count, you're not Chinese, fuck you faggot
>>323444708
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HyOrLe5pa2
>>323436935
I'm mute.
>>323444014
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b4gt8U4J7V
>try making friends with people from /v/
>everyone's suicidally depressed or an attention whore anime profile picture fag or just boring and normal
>try making friends with people in an online game
>everyone's an unemployed 20-something who smokes weed almost nonstop or just boring and normal
>once in a blue moon run into someone who seems like a cool person but never know how to randomly add them and not make it seem weird
>will never go back to being a normalfag who had no problem adding and befriending tons of people like when i was 13
>>323445828
A cheap headset is like $15 and infinitely-better than an integrated mic
>>323443414
Please sir, a single (you) is all I ask for. Might you spare one for this poor begger?
>>323441359
Hey I remember these doujins!dark skinned lolis are justice!
>>323446370
That's what I got.
>>323446485
here's one
>>323446242
>>323444014
Oops, meant to post
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NzTB3ua8iN
>>323446734
Oh man, imagine if this was real.
>>323446734
Fuck you, i chuckled.
>>323446659
Thank you kind sir!
>>323446925
>>323446970
it is real. I wanted to be a nurse but had to take an oral presentation class
>>323441906
>>323444338
>Play a variety of FPS games with /v/ in 2007
>Pretty good time with a bunch of regulars across several games for more than a year
>Try playing almost anything with /v/ or /vg/ any time after 2009
>shrill-voiced kids who are awful at games and spew memes
>Play something with others in /v/ who are willing to organize a thing that requires at least a little time/effort
>Pretty much the chillest motherfuckers ever
>>323443295
It is our curse
Nobody likes us
I miss the old days.
I miss tanking TBC heroics and talking to my guildmates on ventrilo.
I remember winning the white strider mount from kael thas and everyone was screaming on vent.
Everyones gone now....
>"Get on mic anon!"
>get on mic
>"Wow, you have a cool voice!"
>mfw
>>323442835
I wish I could pat your head and give you a biscuit.
>>323448405
>tfw embarassed of my accent
>get on mic
>everyone saying that they love my voice and accent
>get on mic
>everyone in the lobby starts talking to me asking me my rank and telling me they'll carry me
>>323448405
>bea female video game player
>"get on the mic anon"
>get on
>everything derailed
>"oh hey anon do you have skype?"
>"are you single?"
>someone literally says "LONDON"
>"do you anything? I could buy it for you"
I just want to play games.video ones, not with your heart
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KWRXBlULPA
>>323448872
send them an image of your landwhale self and they should probably start treating you like a guy again
>>323449082
I sent thema pic of your momand it did the trick.
>>323448994
you are blessed
>>323448872
Just tell them to choke on it.
>>323436935
BEGONE NORMIE NEANDERTHAL
>>323448872
>get off mic
>type in chat that all of them are faggots
problem solved
>>323448872
What anime is that character from?
>>323448994
You kinda sound like CholeraNinja
>>323448994
id fuck your voice
