I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE AND SECURITY TO MY NEW EMPIRE
Who would win in a fight: The Lich King or Sheev Palpatine?
>>323425182
YOUR NEW EMPIRE?!
>>323425239
Sheev ruled a galaxy. Arthas ruled Alaska or some shit.
>>323425608
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE PALADINS ARE EVIL!
Weeniemancer get
>>323425683
The Lich King isn't Arthas
IT'S TREASON THEN!
>>323425996
Yeah, but even then he only had control over what really amounted to a couple of zones.
>>323425971
roll
>implying that arthas wasn't a gender fluid demi-boy
>Surely I will never get beaten up over and over again for my pants! -Arthas
Great job Blizzard.
>>323426107
That thing doesn't even look human.
>>323425971
Going for Buzz
>>323425971
Proast
>>323425971
its purging then
>>323425971
TIME FOR SERIOUS LOVE
>>323425971
ayy roll
Someone post the reverse pasta already.
>>323425971
Roll
Glad you could bake it, Uther.
Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the waiter, but I'm still your superior as a chef.
As if I could forgetti. Listen, Uther, there's something about the plaguette you should knead. Oh no... It's too late. These peopleroni have all been infectedanana. They may look al dente now, but its a matter of thyme before they turn into the unedible.
What?!
This entire citrella must be peeled.
How can you even cook that? There's got to be some other whey.
Damn it, Umami. As your future chef, I order you to broil this city!
You are not my chef yet, boyardee. Nor would I obey that command if you were!
Then I must consider this an act of seasoning.
Seasoning? Have you sauced your mince, Arthas?!
Have I? Lord Umami, by my right of succession and the sovereignty of my crown of roast pork, I hereby rehydrate you from your commandard and suspenderoni your pepperoni from service.
Arthas, you just can't...
*Ding* It's done! Those of you who have the will to taste this flan, follow me. The rest of you? Get out of my kitchen.
You've just tossed a terrible salad, Arthas.
Jaina?
I'm sorry, Arthas. I can't watch you cook this.
>>323425971
rolland
>>323425971
>hobo wizard is there twice
>dubs wizard's number is dubs
8.8/10
>>323427847
>suspenderoni your pepperoni from service.
every time
>>323427847
>Seasoning? Have you sauced your mince, Arthas?!
Arthas: I watch my tone with you, old man. I may be the prince, but you're still my superior as a paladin.
Uther: As if you could forget. Yes Arthas, there's something about the plague I should know. ...Oh no, it's already begun. These people may look fine now, but it's only a matter of time before they turn into the Undead!
Arthas: What?!
Uther: This entire city must be purged.
Arthas: How can I even consider that? There's got to be some other way.
Uther: Damn it, Arthas! As my future king, order me to purge this city!
Arthas: I am not your king yet, old man. Nor should you obey that command even if I were.
Uther: Then you must consider this an act of treason.
Arthas: Treason?! Have I lost my mind, Uther?
Uther: Have you? Prince Arthas, by right of succession and the sovereignty of your crown, you must hereby relieve me of my command, and suspend my paladins from service.
Jaina: Uther! You can't just--
Uther: It's done! Those of you who have the will to save this land, follow him. The rest of you... get out of his sight.
Arthas: I've just crossed a terrible threshold, Uther.
Jaina: ...Arthas?
Arthas: I'm sorry, Jaina. You can't watch me do this.
>>323425182
I've never really considered it before, but Arthas really was Anakin done right
>>323425971
I hate these things.
>>323428263
I HATE YOU!
>>323428345
>"I'll try culling!"
>"That's a good trick!"
>>323428390
kek
>>323425971
rolling
>>323425971
gimme dat black shit
Arthas is GOAT warcraft character
>wise
>strong
>wiling to do things necessary that others don't have the stomach to do
>cares about his men even after turning into the Lich King he still cares about his citizens
>is bros with Kel'thuzad and Anub'arak
>almost kills BlindMcEdgeworth and lets him live just to humiliate him
>erases the original lich king through sheer willpower
>the only reason he dies is because of Dues Ex Machina
>>323428390
>now this is culling
>>323428506
>erases the original lich king through sheer willpower
still one of the worst retcons in the series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqWJNu-IllU
>oh no, we're too late
>these arthases have all been infected
>they may look fine now, but it's only a matter of time before they turn... into the arthas
>He's more undead than man now. Twisted and evil.
Arthas... you're breaking my heart.
>>323425182
Is that BANE?
>>323425971
autumn
>>323427847
>They may look al dente now
every single time
>>323425971
Rollan
>>323428686
Fuck off, I'm the autumnancer.
>>323425971
cryomancer, mon
>>323428579
>then i must concider this an act of Arthas
>>323426107
God is that shopped I hope so.
>>323425971
rollan river
>>323425182
Which one was first?
Anakin or Arthas?
>>323428893
AotC released a month or two before W3, but they obviously would have both been in development well before hand
You now realize that Arthas is basically Anakin but done right.
>>323428559DK Artifact quest line in Legion has you go into the shards of Frostmourne, Ner'zhul has Arthas as a wimpy puppet
>>323428881
Now I know what I'm having for dinner, thanks anon.
Wasnt there some 70s fantasy book that was pretty much the source material for Arthas?
>>323425971
roll
He was the greatest chef in Lordaeron, a wise Paladin and he was a good friend.
>>323429038
much better, although I still prefer the "now we are one" ending of TFT
>>323429037
So Sheev is Lich king?
>>323428559
It was basically a merge of Arthas and Ner'zhul's minds. Arthas didn't "erase" Ner'zhul, and he still exists within the Frozen Throne and the helm, albeit weak. He barely has control over Bolvar.
>>323429037
>dat chainmail
muh dick
>mfw chainmail in WoW is just criss-crossed strands of metal, in a net-pattern
>>323429238
Pretty much, and there's no BL.
>>323425971
Rollin'
>>323428112
>Jaina: Uther! You can't just--
Shouldn't it be "He can't just"?
>>323429037
>It was said that you would destroy the undead, not join them!
>Bring balance to the Light, not leave it in Darkness!
>I HATE YOU!!!
>You were my brother Arthas, I loved you...
>That blast came from the Necropolis..
>That thing is operational!
>>323429173
This?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elric_of_Melnibon%C3%A9_%28novel%29
>Elric of Melniboné is a 1972 fantasy novel by Michael Moorcock. It is the first original full-length novel to feature Elric, the last emperor of the stagnating island civilisation of Melniboné who wields the cursed, soul-drinking sword Stormbringer.
>>323425971
Roll
>>323429220
IT'S SEASONING THEN
>>323427847
>*Ding* It's done!
FUCK, I LAUGH EVERY TIME
>>323425971
roll.
>>323429238
nah Sheev was already a bad guy but LK is just a fallen orc who tried to save his people.
>>323430890
>Gets rid of ARMED extremist religious group.
>gets rid of corruption
>makes sure the hutt cartel can't operate in the empire
>Chases smugglers down.
>Employs people with massive and ambitious projects
>Cities actually prosper under his rule.Even if we don't count the EUSheev did nothing wrong.
>>323425971
roll
>>323425971
rolln'-tan
>>323425971
Rock and roll
>>323427847
>*ding* its done.
everytime
>>323425971
rell lel
ok, gonna replay warcraft 3 campaign right away
>>323425971
rollin'
>i feel edgy
what did he mean by this
>>323428579
>not "You've just crossed a terrible Arthas"
man
why are warcraft 3/wow models so horrifically ugly?
>>323425971
pls not holy
>>323436887
>I feel ecchi
what did he mean by this
>>323436887
He felt on edge since he was in a combat zone. Edgy has a meaning besides /v/ memes, anon.
>>323425971
Rolling for Jizzard
>>323427847
>Then I must consider this an act of seasoning.
>Seasoning? Have you sauced your mince, Arthas?!
>>323425971
geto
>>323425971
roll
>>323425971
They see me rollin...
>>323425996
Wasn't Arthas the dominant Lich King personality in WotLK? Idk, I remember some quest text saying he took control from Ner'Zhul.
>>323425971
egh
>>323427847
never
ever
ever
gets old
>>323428640
reminder she has lost her home, her sanity.
old god dick juice inc for her anon
Fellow humans, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no human deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as nations and as individuals to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite. The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge upon higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.
My father, the king, is no more! Whatever symbols of unity and protection he once provided is a phantom, a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation wrought by the Orcish invaders is self-evident. We have seen our homes and communities destroyed by the calculated blows of the Burning Legion. We have seen first hand our friends and loved ones consumed by that nightmarish Scourge. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.
The time has come, my fellow human, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the dissident monarchs have joined us. Out of the many we shall forge an indivisible whole capitulating only to a single throne, and from that throne I shall watch over you. From this day forward let no human make war upon any other human, let no Paladin agency conspire against this new beginning, and let no man consort with inhuman powers, and to all the enemies of humanity: seek not to bar our way, for we shall win through, no matter the cost!
>>323425971
roll
EN HUGHMAAN
>>323425971
video games