VIDYA LOGIC THREAD!
XD
>shake tree
>couch falls out
>>323421817
He breaks them with his hand though
>>323422518
What game are you referring to here?
>>323421817
>2015+1
>People still think Mario breaks bricks with his head
>>323421817
Koopa's shells can also break those blocks tho.
Hey guys... you ever notice how... um... video games aren't like real life?
>>323422882
no
why?
haha cool thread OP
>>323422620
Animal Crossing
>>323422620
Animal Crossing, I guess?
>>323422620
Animal Crossing
another quality nintoddler thread
>>323423000
>>323423012
>>323423007
One thing that's still amusing to me is to consider what kinds of things you can "accidentally" do in video games.
You would never have a situation in real life where you would say "Whoops, I accidentally ate that apple instead of setting it on the counter."
ahahaha videogames
ahaha listen there ahahah
videogames don't work like in real life aAHAHAHAHA
>323423000
>323423007
>323423012
Have you ever played Animal Crossing? You can potentially find a lot of things by shaking trees, but not furniture.
![tumblr_m245tqmgv51qgik10o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vno0Dz9.jpg "tumblr_m245tqmgv51qgik10o1_1280[1].jpg")
>>323423206
>>323423326
Have you ever played Animal Crossing?
>>323423618
So true...
>>323422882
What do you mean?
>>323423429
>not using the grab function
Works the same as holding large objects in front of you as makeshift cover.
>>323423618
That's reverse for me
>>323422620
Animal Crossing
>>323423618
The only thing that I realized a long time ago was that Batman could have potentially saved a shitload of people if he would just man the fuck up and kill him already.
>>323423618
Anarchy is a kids dream you lose when you become an adult.
The only adults that believe in anarchy are spoiled rich kids.
>>323422882
what?
>>323422882
um hey can you like stop pausing like a homosexual in your posts anon. because like its kinda like gay ya know?
>>323423970
It's funny how an anti-killing hero continuously demonstrates that killing would literally solve everything.
>fall into water from great height
>die
videogames REALLY need to stop doing this unrealistic bullshit
>>323424252
>he doesn't keep his legs straight when he hits the water
Its like you want to break your legs from the impact or something.
>>323424252
It's pretty easy to survive freefalling into water
>knee deep in water, die
>make whole roast chicken, throw it in the trash
>Find a whole roast chicken in the trash, eat it
>put an apple on a plate, put the plate in a phone booth
>>323424210
Batman doesn't do non killing right. He needs to go Kenshin's level and break hand and arms and make it impossible for them to commit crimes.
>>323424210
That's the thing that always kept me away from comics, the false sense of morality. "I shall not kill", then a week later the same villain breaks free and kills even more people. How's is that NOT the heroes fault when he could have stoped it all? I think the writers make it that way because otherwise they'd have to come up with new villains every week.
>>323423970
>>323424210
>>323424505
If you killed the Joker wouldn't that make him into a martyr though and inspire a new wave of copycats that seek to push the already stretched boundaries set by the madman himself?
>>323422882
I should make a webcomic based around this concept.
>>323424252
>fall from a highrise into 1-inch deep water
>survive
>>323424639
Batman Beyond sure thinks so.
>>323422620
It's Animal Crossing--for Nintendo Gamecube!Where'd you get that outfit? The dump?
>Walk off a ledge to a three-foot drop
>die
>>323424639
Copycats wouldn't be as smart, resourceful and successful so it's fine.
DIE ON SPIKES
BUT WIN AGAINST GUY, DON'T DIE ON SPIKES
>>323424474
I only know that the last 2 are Streets of Rage
>>323422518
That's a comical kid game though.
>>323424552
>"I-if you kill him you'll be just like him!"
>tfw vidya keeps an accurate count of how many children you have orphaned as the end result of you killing their daddies in battle.
>>323423618
#facts
>>323425228
HA is there a game that does this? If I ever make one I'll be putting it in.
>>323425558
Alpha Protocol
>>323422882
huh
That'd make a pretty good webcomic, ya know?
>>323424778
those commercials were great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K60gLa2b-yg
>>323426773
Based obsidian
>>323424505
Sometimes he does, but the magic of medical bullshit in comics allows anyone to come back without any long lasting injuries unless it further fuels their reason to be a nuisance.
Batgirl for the longest time was crippled after being shot by the Joker, there was long thing about it with her in a wheelchair and everything, now she's fine and well. Nothing last but the status quo.
irl has lots and lots of npcs, each with their own schedules and individual storylines
>>323426879
I miss less successful, experimental nintendo
>>323426681
the most reddit post I have ever seen, please go back there and stay gone
>>323420725
Wouldn't it make sense since they'd be filled of air so with the right balance archimede's law would prevent him from not sinking?
We don't know how much iron's in them
>>323424210
That's the joke, Batman is just as insane as the Joker. Due to Batman's parents being murdered he feels he has to save all the lives he can, that includes not killing the joker and even saving the joker's life on more than one occasion.
I mean seriously you would have to be insane to even do the shit batman does desu senpai.
It's sad really if Batman just killed the joker from the beginning jason todd and barbara gordon wouldn't have been fucked up and countless others wouldn't have died, but his own insanity makes him stick to this unrealistic ideal perpetually tearing him apart.
>>323427481
It's obviously not a "reddit" post at all. Shut the fuck up and stop trying so hard to sound cool.
>>323427841
>jason todd
Literally best Robin.
>>323427802
So how does he fill them with air while underwater?
>>323427963
am now dumping batman/red hood wallpapers
>>323424639
Pretty sure that's the plot of Gotham City Imposters
>>323428014
>>323427914
>EPIC XD
>UMPA LOOPA XDD
>not reddit as fuck
no ones buying the internet tough guy shtick, just leave dude.
>>323427963
>best Robin
more like no good arks edgy b8 robin
>>323428257
What a cool opinion. You said edgy, so obviously you're right.
You're so cool, anon.
>>323423914
Garou pls go
#>Standing on a rooftop thinking
>what the fuck i wrong with my legs
>god damn
>>323424639
Only in comic book logic would people read a news article about a homicidal maniac's death at the hands of a guy in a bat costume and think "Maybe spreading deadly neurotoxins through populated areas without cause or reason isn't a bad idea."
>>323422742
>not using 2011+5
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.Fuck, it's like you weren't even around when that meme came about.
>>323428367
What a cool reply. You ignored "no good arks", so obviously you're right.
You're so cool, anon.
What the fuck is this thread actually about
>>323428535
>Getting so absolutely fanny flustered you can only repeat back the comment, with a slight change
Absolutely anus annihilated
>/v/ is at the point where I can't be sure if this is ironic or not
I'm willing to bet OP hasn't heard of lurking.
>>323428704
How any of this related to your love for shitty characters?
>>323428094
you have autism and I'm not even him
that's how embarrassing you are, and this place is anonymous
>>323428798
Dunno lol
>>323428889
>get BTFO
>pretend to be someone else
every time
>>323429092
A U T I S M
U T I S M
T I S M
I S M
S M
M
>>323429161
>EPIC XD
>UMPA LOOMPA XDD
>not autistic
you ain't got a leg to stand on here, now go back to reddit son.
>>323429275
>>323429161
>>323429092
>>323429017
>>323428889
/v/ in a nutshell
>>323429327
Reddit in a nutshell
>>323429275
>being this much of a mad, autistic nerd
it's quite clear I don't go to reddit, but you wouldn't know since you only just got here from there#
>>323426681
>>323427914
>>323428889
>>323429161
kill yourself you fucking subhuman
>Ancient dungeon
>Lit torches and fresh fruit in chests
>>323429454
>act reddit
>get called out on it
>proceed to samefag and cry
I like that you've dropped pretending to be someone else, it's hilarious how BTFO you are right now. Just go back to reddit bruh
>>323429532
Did you just use Reddit as an adjective?
>>323429435
Reddit in a /v/shell
![5d77185f65[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/CZUAjRB.png "5d77185f65[1].png")
>>323429474
>>323429532
>>323429737 (You)
(You)
>>323424789
>>323429631
>EPIC XD
sorry bro but that's reddit as fuck, just leave bro. No one wants reddit on this site
>>323429631
An adjective that perfectly describes reddit
guys...
what's going on in this thread???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>kill people in game
>get points
>kill people irl
>you get nothing
????
>>323429805
You, We, I
All cut from the same cloth; xe're all the same
>>323420725
>kill dog
>find minigun
>>323429858
>Get out of my secret club! Us 4channers are an elite underground unit
t. Alberto Barbossa
>>323430274
shut up gay nigger
>>323430274
Stfu gay nigger
>>323430274
GAAAAAAAY
>>323420725
>power bracelet/gloves grants strength to lift tons of rock
>sword strikes still do the same amount of damage
>>323430274
Why are gay niggers allowed to post here again?
>>323430274
Look at this black bum bandit.
>>323430274
>redditor is a gay nigger
colour me surprised
>That little nigga who played pokemon on his gameboy in elementary
>Years pass
>He now gambles in underground pitbull fights
>>323430274
Look at this white ass motherfucker.
I bet he's straight too.
>>323430559
LOL OPPOSITE DAY HUMOR LEL XDDDD
You're beyond Reedit-tier humor
Youtube is where you belong, you trash
>>323430274
>2011+5
>being a gay nigger
>costanza dot jay pee gee
>>323430620
Ok.
>>323424735
Which is why Beyond was so based
>>323430620
>LOL OPPOSITE DAY HUMOR LEL XDDDD
the second most reddit post in this thread
>>323430630
How do you pronounce .jpg ?
>>323429516
lots of good stuff in ancient dungeons
>>323430686
jiff
>>323428723
>smug anime girl
>>>/reddit/
test do not reply
>>323430686
g-pehg
>>323430274
I found this nigger's youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyxGOc4MP0
>>323425190
>the dead literally resurrect themselves just so they can tell her that her food is shit
>>323424025
>anarchism
>not the highest plateau of organization and development humanity can possibly achieve
>Sonic
>can't breath under water
>can moonwalk easily all the day in space Final zone
armor physics
>>323427263
me too ;_;
gamecube is the best console ever
>>323422620
moar liek animal COUCHING amirite guys?? XD
>>323425162
The second and third ones are the same.
>>323434013
>lv.4
>not lv.99
>>323424025
>you lose when you become an adult.
You lose when you give up.
>>323423618
Dat edge
>>323430553
>pitbull
>>323424789
What is Dark Souls 2
>>323435710
AGENT 47
Hi, I'm a writer for Robot Chicken, all these ideas are hilarious XD i'm stealing these :^)
>>323430620
It's just a joke.
>>323424120
Using gay in this unrelated way. Please stop being 15
>>323424639
Absolutely not. That's fucking retarded.
Lesser criminals do not have the resources or talents the Joker has. If Batman just murderfucked Joker and left his ruined body in a public fountain, lesser criminals would start shitting themselves. Batman's "no-kill" rule effectively gives criminals in Gotham impunity.
Worst case scenario, Batman shows up, dislocates your arm, and you get put in jail for a week before the Joker or whoever fucks the entire city again.
>wouldn't that make him into a martyr
For what cause?
>>323431296
Fuck you faggot, you're not the boss of me.
>>323430686
MAY-RO
>>323435836
Fuck off Seth.
>Look down
>Don't see feet
>>323427841
I like that there's always a subtle undertone to Joker too. He's always pushing batman, trying to shove him over the edge. There's a quiet overtone that the Joker can't stand what he is any more than anyone else can stand him and wants to die but frankly doesn't have the courage to do it himself. The batman could free them both andhundreds of others from their suffering if he'd just put the Joker down. But he psychologically can't allow himself to do it.
It's like the longest running noir plot ever, depressing but good.
>>323431296
I'm replying
>>323428508
>year of our lord twenty hundred and fourteen plus twogobbly goop keechy koop
>>323435710
MISTAH WORLWIDE
