What are your expectations?
>>323416335
Report to the ship, ASAP.We'll bang, okay?
>>323416335
Gay romance.
Shit
Delayed to 2017.
>>323416662
Jacob! Listen to your balls, man.
every bioware game keeps getting worse and worse, i dont expect that to change
What if these are our last days and we spend them screwing around?
>>323416335
New cute female alien race.
That's all that matters.
>>323416335
I still dont exactly know how or why they are in another galaxy
didnt everyone die and/or meld into a space communist society via cyberization or something
>>323416335
Typical post ea bioware shitfest as per usual.
Basically nothing to look forward to.
>>323416335
shit
shit
>>323416792
What do you mean?
If these are our last days, how could we spend in anything that actually matters?
>>323416792
Liara, please. Let me take control of your *coughs* body
>>323416335
zero. only way to avoid disappointment
>>323416602
Those mass effect gamer poops are brilliant pieces of comedy. They recently made a new one
>>323416792
Steak! I fucking love Steak.
>>323416602
This is insane. /v/ is getting trolled
damnit mans1ay3r
WHAT IF IT'S GOOD?
>>323417186
I expect anything, except that.
>>323417186
we'll bang, okay?
>>323416335
>2015+1
>expecting something good out of bioware
>>323416810
Withing the Milky Way, yes.
Other galaxy is basically an excuse for another universe.
Below zero.
>>323417482
so there were a bunch of milkyway jackoffs that left before the Reapening and are gonna found their new societies or something cut off from everyone else?
this shit like another EVE universe or what?
I expect to be have a squad consisting of quasikin genderqueer pantranscuntsexuals. for maximum diversity
>>323416335
>/v/ is unironically looking forward to a Bioware game now
What went wrong?
Should Hiroyuki merge the 4chan domain with tumblr and neogaf?
space ninjas
>>323417848
It'd be great if it was good, but after everything Bioware has done in recent years I can't believe people could expect a good game either.
>>323417848
Did you read the thread?
>>323417848
literally no one in this thread has said that
GUYS, GUYS
What if Biowere realized they're pandering to the wrong demographic and it only hurts theirs and their games reputation? What if they returned to making games for us?
>>323416335
>What are your expectations?
A mediocre game with transinfluences.
>>323416335
a lot of faggots
>>323417186
>Neo-Bioware
>Releasing something good
Mass Effect 3 was the last nail to the coffin, the Bioware you knew is already kill.
>>323418064
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahanope
>>323418146
I wonder if they break up after this game if it bombs.
>>323418064
We would sooner discover real FTL travel than that happening.
Typical awesome mass errect combat
sexy aliens that will HOPEFULLY BE GAY THIS TIME
gay bara men
probably an interesting story
HYPE!
>>323418009
>>323418017
>>323418017
tumblrgaf defence force is out in spades tonight
>>323416335
My hope is for Mass Effect 1 with twice the content
My expectation is a lot lower
>>323418303
>i cannot read look at me
>>323417714
I'm guessing it's just brand new races.
Maybe some returning races that colonized the new Galaxy.
>>323418303
>>323418276
As if you needed any more proof that mass effect fans are faggots.
>>323418474
it is called having GOOD taste you shitlord
>>323416335
fuck off shill
>>323418064
I wish, man. I can't believe bioware is this bad now.
>>323416335
what do we know about the game other than it will use frostbyte?
>>323418474
I just want a cute twink to romance, not some bara fat bearded muscled man.
It's okay as long as he's cute, its not gay.
>>323418693
there really needs to be a new fucking sexuality for people like you who are clearly not gay but not straight either.
Real gays like big manly bara men that are hairy and big!
Probably why i want to get fucked by this polite krogan gentleman
>>323418787
>Real gays like big manly bara men that are hairy and big!
They do nothing for me, except mirin because I'm a gym newbie and want to gain some musclemass too.
>there really needs to be a new fucking sexuality for people like you who are clearly not gay but not straight either.
cute-sexual?
straight like the romans, greeks and viking?
>>323419024
Ever heard of a place called Tumblr
>>323418787
Just as us straights don't have uniform taste in women, gay guys actually have a diverse taste in guys.
Shit man, I shouldn't have to inform you of this. The diversity in gay taste should be particularly obvious because of how many specifically prefer to be bottoms and how many prefer to be tops. That preference also tends to affect what you look for in a partner on a physical level.
That said, there's certainly a kind of bisexual that is attracted to androgyny in both sexes, which is probably quite true of the gentleman you're quoting.
>Mass Effect
>expectations
>>323419106
yeah
>tfw no /v/irgin bf who denies he is gay, but loves to get pounded
>>323416960
They? Its one dude manslayer is it not?
>>323416335
>Ass effect
>What are your expectations?
Lot of men on men anal sex.
It's 2016!
>>323419503
>being ironic
>not genuinely wanting this
faggot scum that likes sissy ass feminine women, you are a faggot since you cant enjoy a big strong man and need some sissy woman
>>323420014
do you want to cuddle up with me, while we play video games?
>>323419503
This. Glad I don't give them money.
>>323416335
I expect it to be worse than ME3 and DAI.
>>323416335
>having expectations for this shit
You'll never learn.
>>323420352
>tfw no bf to do that while playing vidya or watching horrible horror movies
>>323421003
Didn't play DAI but heard good things. Is it notgood?
Low.
Very, very low.
If it doesn't look abysmal I might just buy it when it's half R.R.P.
>>323421056
>watching horrible horror movies
breeeh, let's hangout
>>323416335
lots of retcon because they know they fuckd up
>>323416335
I expect nothing, I HOPE that we can play as any alien race this time instead of boring humans. I'll get exactly what I expect.
>>323421167
sorry, live in some middle east fail EU country.
>>323421016
You assume that the OP has expectations.
>>323421459
already confirmed that the MP is human because the story asks for it
Rest in peace Bioware, we will never forget you ;_;
Playing their new games it's like watching how slowly and painfully your grandpa is dying and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>323421459
When you realize that less than 1% of players want to play as a disgusting alien you'll realize why your hope is retarded.
>>323421539
your an actual shitskin? hahahaah get fucked son
>>323421598
Such a lame excuse. Why even bother? We already have a story from the human perspective .
>>323421625
Where do you get your stats from? And if human is a CHOICE that would benefit all wouldn't it?
>>323421539
>sorry, live in some middle east fail EU country.
>middle east fail EU country.
>middle east EU
Are you trying to tell me you live in Germany?
>>323421623
More like your awesome older brother turning gay and boast about being anally sodomized every night.
Dragon Age Origins is on the ps3 ps plus this month, do I give it a go or nah?
>>323421914
>>323421707
Greece you faggot, though Germany would clearly be better
>>323422089
They put 7 year old games on PS+?
>>323422135
hello tarkan papoulookolos
>>323421886
No because it would be a fuckload of extra development time to get animation to work for all races.
>>323422197
Well I never played it before, so good for me?
>>323416335
DAI fetch questing on mutliple planets.
>>323422089
> that guy that wants to try BioWare games on console
>>323422269
>what is me3 multiplayer with dozens different races playable
literally krogan, salarian, drell, volus, geth, collector, EDI unit, turians etc
>>323422135
I think I saw you before. You were posting bara-shit as well.
>>323422269
Even just the human me3 multiplayer charas have different styles of animation. Like the N7 Fury for example
>>323422269
> fuckload of extra development time to get animation to work for all races.
Well we wouldn't want anything new added or any innovations or anything really, just remake mass effect 3.5 with new armor models
>>323422269
There are like 30 or 40 online characters in ME3. All different aliens and animations and abilities
DA:I in space.
Nothing more, nothing less.
Mediocre main story, empty "free roam" planets with very little to do in them, two mid game DLCs couple of months after the release and one "true ending" DLC five months after release.
AKA "The Classic Bioware Adventure Formula"
The new crew may be interesting though.
>>323422370
>what is no cutscenes or dialogue in multiplayer
>>323422370 Don't forget the vorcha. Those beasts were insane with the healing power + flamethrower-arm spam
I have none, I'm aviding it altogether.
>>323416335
pretty low for singleplayer
sorta medium for multiplayer if it's a better me3 multiplayer
>>323422694
all the charas have different animations though and they say random phrases when doing shit. Like ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER and NEED ASSIST so there are voices
>>323422694
>what is moving goalposts
Also every one of the fucking aliens were in CUTSCENES IN THE LAST THREE GAMES.
>>323422850
me3 had multiplayer?
>>323423024
yes horde mode with 4 players and dozens unlockable aliens and weapons
>>323423024
yeah it was pretty fun playing with buddies. It was just survive x rounds killing shit
>>323422850
I really enjoyed ME3 multiplayer.
>>323423024
They released like 5 FREE map and character DLCs for it too
>>323423024
playing it right now, messaging while being dead, watching 3 buddies save the round on platinum difficulty lol
>>323423125
> yes horde mode with 4 players and dozens unlockable aliens and weapons
>>323423130
> yah it was pretty fun playing with buddies
> It was just survive x rounds killing shit
>>323423202
Free? How did EA allow that?
>>323423284
just like playing killing floor is fun with buddies
it doesn't need super complicated game mechanics to be fun.
>>323423515
greetings reddit
>>323423346
you can buy loot crates, so they made loads of dosh. You had to get a character 5 times to unlock all color options and all weapons had 10 ranks so you needed to either play a fuck ton or drop some cash and pray
>>323416335
>expectations
mass effect 3 clone without the bullshit ending
>reality
garbage with 50 dlcs to milk the name before killing it off
>>323423575
>dosh
I expect the majority of elements from DA3 but with sci-fi setting instead.
So, pretty damn horrible I'd say.
>>323416335
Mass effect is dead
Fallout is dead
I'll never love again
That said I'd like to shoot aliens and use my psionic powers
>tfw watching bioware go from interesting storytellers with potential to LETS FAGGOT THIS SHIT UP SENPAI
that being said the Multiplayer is why im going to buy andromeda, i have like 250hours in it alone
I'm still amazed they still haven't shown anything at all from it yet. Wasn't it supposed to come out this year or something?
>>323422506
Bara is the superior choice!
I expect to pirate it.
>>323427043
>not going for psychotic half-white/asian twinks
>>323427050
Oh boy is he the new Bioware head? And why is he drinking white semen?
>>323427121
>going for anything but hairy bara husbandos.
Sorry, i am gay, i like men, not hairless women with dick
>>323416335
My expectations are low but i love the franchise so i will play it one way or the other, i'm hoping it will defy my expectations.
>>323427261
I want to be manly, I just don't want to be together with someone more manly than me.
A-are you a cute hairless woman with a dick?
Not very high, but I'll play it nonetheless.
>>323427248
Luckily he's just the gameplay head so hopefully his retarded politics won't touch anything that can actually be affected by them.
Actually didn't they announce/leak that one of the new companions is a blonde-haired blue-eyed chick with massive tiddies? I could have sworn I saw people talking about something like that on here.
very high
Bioware shat so many times on my expectations I just couldn't care less about what games they are up to. Didn't pick a Bioware game up since Mass Effect 2 and Andromeda won't change my attitude.
>>323427462
Sorry we are not straight to want unequal relationships
>>323416335
Very low dumbed down and more retarded mako levels and omfgwtfbbq so cool epic flashy knife combos a la brawl with exploding lights and rainbows. Because who cares about game play when u have lensflare.
I just hope there's and GOOD explanation for humans being in Andromeda. ....and it better not be a super massive secret relay.
>>323427798
Tbh If there was a clone of me out there, I would love to fugg him
If he was anything like me though, it would be a fierce fight for who would come out on top.
>tfw fantasized about cuddling and kissing a clone of myself every since childhood and long before I realize/turned gay
breh, I just want to fuck myself
why would you go to Andromeda when it will come to you eventually?
>>323427535
I'm not following Bioware any more (not since ME3), but I know that Miranda in 2 was originally designed to be a mega-aryan blonde blue-eyes bombshell.
>>323428321
she is modeled after yvonne strawhoreski
>>323416335
I'm hoping...
>TW2 in space with more content
I expect:
>stick your cock in anything with at least one hole
>armor looks cool, probably does jackshit
>dialogue is really bad
>massive map, no content
>chunky as fuck interface
Someone screencap this:
>Andromeda gameplay videos start coming out
>/v/ gets hyped af
>less than 1 month until launch
>/v/ says this might be GOTY
>game launches, there's some shitposting at first, but everyone agrees it's the best game of the year so far
>Andromeda is GOTY
>>323429152
>>323416335
i expect MMO worse than DAI
>hoping
Starflight 3
>expecting
Cisquisition in space.
>>323429152
sure, just like DAI right?
>>323428595
did bioware use 3d scanners or was it manually modeled
because it looks unbelievably shit
A good game. Denuvo. Performance issues up the ass. I expect waiting between 3 and 9 months for the game to be playable.
Like Inquisition.
mass effect 2 with sjws
>>323428595
Yes, her face is
>>323429830
Inquisition didn't have performance issues though.
Even 770 at a time ran it easily for me.
>>323429887
how long were your loading screens
also apparently with patches they've managed to make performance worse and cards run hotter, thats what some people have said
also did anyone play inquisition through twice? i did actually enjoy my first playthrough but havnt gotten past the first area on my other characters. Feels like ive done everything already and have no drive to do it again.
>>323430120
short, i ran it off ssd
have no idea about patches, i rushed mmo content and only played main quest
it's is cpu dependent though, so i7 helps i guess
>>323430309
i have a 3770k and ran it off a hdd and shit legitimately sometimes took minutes to load, WD black too
it ran fine but just the loading screens and cutscenes would often fuck up, Begin half way through it, texture pop and the speech wheel wouldnt come up for a while after sentences
>>323429762
i never played any DA, i don't like them...tried the first one and it's not my thing. I love ME though
>>323416335
>he is hyped for a AAA game in [CURRENT YEAR]
Christ dude, you must be one gullible faggot here is how its going to go.
>first news about game sounds good
>more news comes out and it causes doubt
>latest news confirms doubt and confirms its shit
>game comes out and there will be extreme buyers remorse
>few weeks after game release and nobody will talk about it anymore
every fucking time.
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