>fight boss with 10 billion HP
>after the fight he joins my party
>lowest HP out of everyone in the group
>two paths
>one path leads to treasure
>one path ends the dungeon
>pick the wrong path
>can't go back
>>323402357
>beat the everloving fuck out of someone
>surpised when their health is lower after the fight than before
>open chest
>it was empty
>steal from enemy
>nothing to steal
>get a huge boost in max HP
>enemies deal percentage based damage
maybe he'd be feeling better if you just didn't deal 10 billion damage to him
>level up
>enemies level up with you
>Blind an enemy
>All his attacks still hit
>go to the inn
>500 gold
>go to the item shop
>tent 300 gold
> find door, needs key
> find key, opens different door
> find key, opens first door
> first door where?
>>323403250
>you lose levels when you die
>level up message above the enemy that just killed you
>critical strike!
>miss
>sell starting weapon
>starting weapon is used to make the ultimate weapon
>can't get starting weapon back
>fight a boss with a billion HP
>they join you afterwards
>weak as shit
>turns out you crippled him from the fight
> earn ultimate gun
> two bullets