*record scratch*
*feeze frame*
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Rewind, rewind!
So you're probably wondering how I got here
what's this
>Okay, see that guy with the white hair, well, that's Sephiroth. And for right now, lets just say he isn't a very good guy. That in the pink is. . . well, its me. Aerith Gainsborough. You're probably wondering why a fragile little gal like me is wandering about the ruins of an ancient society while this psycho with a compensation problem is stalking me. Well, to explain this whole mess, we gotta go back, waaay back, back to when I was still selling flowers on the streets of Midgar.
>>323332636
>>323333939
what are you referencing.
this seems so familiar but i just can't figure it out and google is useless as always.
>>323334275
It's a /tv/ meme, report, filter "freeze frame" and move on
>>323332636
I've seen this a couple times but the name is escaping me. It's not Conker, but same idea, I know it.
>>323334275
a dumb movie trope. I think the sandlot did it first.
Did none of you motherfuckers watch the Empeor's new groove?
>>323332636
Fuck off /tv/
recordscratch.mp4
*freeze frame*
Whoa! Slow down!
You're probably wondering how I got here.
Well, let me rewind a bit for you. Director!
*scene shifts to when John Marston is a baby*
Awww. Look at little baby me. I even have a tiny little cowboy hat and tiny little cowboy boo- Hey, wait a second! This is way too far back! Director, fast forward a bit.
*scene shifts to when John Marston was ten*
Okay, that's better. This is me. John Marston. Ever since I was little, I wanted to be a cowboy.
>>323332636
>not going in to this scene with Tifa and Yuffie in your party.
>>323332636
Spoiler that shit mate, the game may be old but some of us never played it. Be considerate
I'm personally waiting for the remake.
>all these underage who haven't watched Fight Club
>>323332636
>forcing a shitty /tv/ meme on /v/
kill yourself
>>323333333
>>323334614
me. I was just waiting to see some other anon sperging about it.
Consider going back to /tv/
>>323335158
>being his much of a newfag that you dont know dubs aren't allowed on /v/
>>323334967
>assuming most people who watch Fight Club AREN'T underage
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Rewind, rewind!
So you're probably wondering how I got here
>>323335465
Haha, touche my good sir!
>>323334731
>Heard it all in his voice.
God why?
>>323332636
Why does /tv/ always come up with the shittiest memes?
>>323334731
>>323335862
>heard it in kuzco (david spade) voice
>>323334450
>>323334625
>>323335138
>>323335242
>>323336475
>>323334275
every shitty movie ever. I hate that cliche too
>>323336534
>that's the joke
everyone point and laugh at this retarded faggot
>>323335242
tell that to kanjiklub
>keep rewinding to the stabbing part
>>323332636
This is probably the weakest meme /tv/ has ever forced. Way to start the year guys!
>>323334614
I thought of megamind at first
>>323332636
Alright, alright, STOP.
*record scratch and pause*
You ever have one of THOSE days? The ones where nothing seems to go right at all? Well, you aren't alone. Even the legend of the battlefield has his ups and downs every now and then...
Hi, my name's Big Boss, but you can call me Snake. I'm one of the big wigs over at Militaires Sans Frontieres, or MSF as most people like to call it. You see that guy getting a face full of explosion? Yeah... that's me. You might be saying, "Geez Snake, how the hell did you end up in a situation like that?" Well to really explain, we need to go back a few years...
*rewind to Snake killing the Boss*
WHOA! Too far back, too far back!
*fast forward to Snake and Kaz encountering each other in the midst of battle*
See that handsome fella with the eyepatch? That's me! I looked a lot younger back then. Huh. The guy I'm about to totally kick the crap out of is Kazuhira Miller. He's not important now, but he'll be a lot more important later.
>>323334450
That won't help you. Look at the OP again.
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Woah, woah, woah. Hold on!
You're probably wondering what's going on here.
The one bleeding out on the ground? Yeah, that's me.
You're probably wondering how I got myself in this situation.
Well, to explain that, we need to go back.
*rewinds to Shinji wandering around in a maze with Persona 4 characters*
Wait, wait, wait. That's a story for another time.
