So...which ending is canon?
there were multiple endings?
The one where Palutena molests Pit
>>323311608
He would have to have all 3 Sacred Treasures but not turn into buff Pit
Well he obviously isn't a worthless dirt farmer but he never managed to make Palutena's snatch wet.
Doesn't Uprising confirm the second best ending?
>in the best ending Pit is transformed into a full grown angel, and the Goddess of Light, Palutena, is so impressed with Pit, that she grants him a kiss. Where upon the chamber fills with light and four cherubs appear and fly over the couple, dropping hearts on them.
This so obviously did not happen, Palutena could not take Pit less seriously in Uprising. He's basically a glorified errand boy, a celestial intern.
>>323312395
What the fuck is uprising?
>ok middle of the road ending is canon
Pit got fucking jipped
>>323313130
>he doesn't know best goddess
>>323313735
>we will never get a kid icarus with classic goofy looking pit
>we're left with Sakurai's yoga shorts wearing anime
>>323313130
my peanus weenus of course
Did this game even happen?
>hfw Viridi sees your cock
Is the Pit amiibo still rare as fuck?
