>japanese game
>exchange student is American
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>323150640
this is lewd
>>323150640
LOL
>>323150640
>not french
step it up, kohai
>>323150942
>>323150640
>half-japanese/american
>father was japanese, mother was american
Never fails.
>>323151183
more
>>323151369
>>323151284
It's true even in anime
>>323151524
less
>>323150640
Results in Persona 2's best character so I'm not complaining
Or was she a half-breed, I forget
>>323151524
Whatever. Would cuddle with
>>323151183
Why the fuck does she add those [Lines]?
Is she summoning her [Stand]? Evoking his [Persona]?
>>323151524
i want her to sit on my face
>>323151183
is 「Please no」her stand?
>>323151863
>>323152079
Talking in [Japanese]
The non-bracketed is English
>>323152079
She uses them to show when the characters are speaking in Japanese.
>>323152079
That's Japan's version of quotation marks
It means she's speaking Japanese for that line.
>>323151524
Whos this semen demon?
>>323151524
Whats the story behind the autor?
Like what the fuck is she even really doing in japan? Is she even a real teacher?
>>323150640
How is it technically the first time? It either is or it isn't. Shit joke.
>>323151814
underrated post
>>323152151
*sniffff*
ahhh~
>>323152506
Japan employs English speakers to teach English and she's one of them. Not mindblowing really.
>>323152506
JET program
All you need is a Bachelors degree (in anything, you could have a bachelors in cooking and still make the cut)
>>323152572
>>323151037
>andre_roland_jean_gerard
fuck I'm french and I laughed at loud at how stupid this name is
It'd be as if an american was named Andrew Morgan John Gordon or something
>>323152506
From what I hear, it is ridiculously easy to teach English in Japan. Like, you don't even need to learn Japanese, all you need is an undergrad degree. You'll probably regret it, but still.
>>323152814
at least she draws herself homely and chubby
>>323152814
Why would you quote me? This has nothing to do with my post.
>>323152848
>Not having four first names for your full name
>>323152953
Stop that.
>>323152810
Can Confirm.
Went to school to cook, got a BA in cookery.
got to teach nippon with JET.
though they also let me teach home ec so that was cool
>>323152903
>>323153006
did you speak any Japanese?
how tough is it?
I have a Bachelor's in biological sciences but I'm also a major weeb and want to travel.
>>323152903
Not sure about the other dude but clicking on a random post number is an easy way to bring up the quick reply box and makes dumping images easier. He might have forgotten to scrub out the post number before posting. Calm your tits.
>>323152997
Okay.
>>323152572
You drawn a character "naked" first and then drawn clothes over it
>>323152884
She's like a female Ronnie
>>323150640
>>323153143
oh that's her?
I kept seeing threads with this picture in the OP, was it some autist?
>"english teacher" in japan
I'm surprised she hasn't killed herself yet
>>323153143
If her and Ronnie had a kid it would be the uber-weeb.
>>323153149
what the fug
>>323152914
Bread's pretty great. Had a sandwich with some pretty solid sourdough not an hour ago.
>>323153245
>>323153143
How does Ronnie look irl?
now someone draw shit like this only with northernlion in korea
>>323153346
>>323153349
Exactly how you'd expect from reading his comic.
>>323153197
How can you even teach english without even knowing the basics of the other language?
I believe no one is gonna bother because first of all they are toddlers so thats like teaching dogs how to read and then you wouldnt even being able to advise them, just how fucking works???
>>323153372
>northernlion in korea
>>323153197
Its probably the most chill teaching job in japan due to nobody giving a fuck about english.
On the other hand being a teacher in japan sucks
>>323153024
>80kg womanbeast
>underestimate
HOLY FUCK
She really is American
>>323153421
Post a photo please
>>323153419
>>323153469
Hows the payrate and how much vacations do they get?
>>323151814
That's... Amazing...? Chen...?
>>323153457
He was an english teacher in south korea for a while.
From what i hear korean kids are fucking weird.
>>323153428
The Japanese are so fucking shit at English that if they only heard Japanese people speaking English, they wouldn't be able to understand native speakers at all.
They have to bring in Americans or Brits just so they can get familiar with what the language really sounds like.
Also the program was put in place in WWII because the Americans decided the Japanese were too Japanese and needed to be enriched
>>323153072
I was there for 2 years so I can speak some.
Its basically easier to learn if its a mandatory fact of life.
though many people in japan know SOME English because its basically a mandatory class. so Youll do fine if you do it, it pays like shit and all the real teachers think you're a faggot.
what surprised me was how fucking bi polar jap kids are.
the same nigga ripping up some kid's shoes with a box cutter would be the same kid staying late cleaning the classroom after school.
Funny story, once when I was teaching Home ec I asked the students "who here loves tacos? and all of them raised their hands.
then I pulled out tortillas and all of them got confused as shit because none of them had ever seen a tortillatortillas are like fucking 11 dollars in japan though
and "tako" is the japanese word for squid.
we made squid tacos that day and all the teachers laughed their asses off because japanese people love wordplay humor.
>>323153562
There's a follow up comic where the tall one says she's the one who raped her.
>>323153562
Guess who raped her
>>323153630
>all the real teachers think you're a faggot.
pls no
i wanna do karaoke with them
>>323153630
>we made squid tacos
>Jap word for squid is also tako
heh
>>323153630
Wordplay is genuinely amusing tho
>>323151814
>>323153654
fucking bkub
Good. Crossing my fingers that East Asia takes over the West and teaches us all to be Neo-Confucian gentleman scholar samurai senpai.
>>323153586
I always recall the story about the American student being really popular, because the Korean teachers would never hit students while there was an American student in the group.
>>323153630
Tako is octopus. Squid is ika.
>>323153754
jap kids are hilarious
>>323153428
>>323153469
In 99.9% of cases, foreign english "teachers" aren't teachers at all. They're glorified babysitters who serve as the actual real teachers' "assistant" and their job is to entertain the kids and be cheerful and basically act as the pet gaijin of the class. Repeating phrases the teacher says in proper pronunciation and playing shitty word puzzles is the closest you'll get actual teaching.
And no, it's not "chill" at all. You're forced to work 60 hours a week, and be fucking happy and genki and all-smiles about it the entire time. 90% of "teachers" give up and go home in less than 2 years.
>>323153754
kek
>>323153349
he looks like a friend
>>323153630
Are you mexican?
>>323153605
Good. Their moonrunes are a defense field against Western degeneracy like feminazism.
>>323153605
And thats why they are shit at both learning and speaking english.... no wonder why they cant even mantain a single chit chat without spilling their spaguetti all over the floor, you cant learn something without someone explaining to you what the fuck are you even trying to learn
>>323153692
>going to karaoke with a bunch of dweebs
>not going to wrestling shows and watching the qt joshis
>>323153630
>and all the real teachers think you're a faggot.
why? is it because you're a weeb or just a filthy gaijin.
>>323153806
i wonder if northernlion ever beat little korean children
>JRPG
>protagonist is a japanese teenager who can bone 10/10 foreign girls
>>323153816
woops youre right my bad.
I was eating calamari.
but yeah tako taco
>>323153973
It's possible to learn a language without instructions in a language you already know. How do you think you learned your native language?
>>323154042
>all this racebaiting
>implying the white trash genepool wouldn't be improved by rich concentrated samurai DNA
It would be an honor if they fertilized our womyn, tbqh
>>323154042
>JRPG
>MC can only bone his childhood friend because everyone else thinks he's ugly
>>323154018
>Being an english teacher for super cute nip kids
What's with all the Mary Cagle threads?
>>323153725
Tako is octopus, Squid is Ika
>>323154175
>tumblr
>reddit humor
>japan
>slice of life
that's why
>>323152814
I've broken so many combs like this
>>323153913
Yes.
Japanese kids also have a hard on for old Mexican gangster movies.
Ive been called "Vato-sensei" a few times.
>>323154013
>>323153692
I dunno, I would have assumed it was just me they treated badly, but they treated the other 3 JET teachers like shit too.
wed not get invited to go drinking and they would give us the cold shoulder.
or maybe it was just where we were.
one of the teachers there would talk shit about how better drinkers japanese were and say "duff weiser" was shit.
.
>>323154295
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
>>323153486
>>323154323
I see. I feel like I've heard about you before.
Where did you get your bachelor?
>>323154323
Cute.
This makes me feel better now. Are you brown Mexican or white Mexican?
>>323154323
>Vato-sensei
I fucking lost it so hard..... sheez nigga tell us more stuff like that
>>323154323
Curious how we're you treated over there as a Mexican? Typical foreigner and they didn't give a shit or anything worth mentioning?
>>323154323
Duff Weiser is shit though. Are you Mexican national or Mexican American? I'm interested in knowing if the Mexican beers we get in the USA (tecate, Negra modelo, etc) are watered down.
![FullMetalPanic-TheSecondRaid15[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uTlK8Xo.jpg "FullMetalPanic-TheSecondRaid15[1].jpg")
>Modern Mecha anime
>Exchange Student is an Arab
See this girl making the awesome Jap teacher cartoons is great.
Everyone of them has been consistently cute and fun while not dragging up any sort of bull shit political message or any other shit.
It's also super cute to see /v/ all agreeing that the comics are awesome and nor caring about how the chick looks in real life and just focusing on her work instead.
>>323154323
Y como te trataron en general los japoneses?
Es cierto que hay una subcultura de mexanippones que tambien se sienten como morros de secundaria despues de ver sangre por sangre?
>>323154707
I want to sniff her butt.
>>323154295
this comic is fucking gold
>>323154707
/v/ only has shit storms over video games and social justice shit. Everything else gets discussed equitably.
>>323154713
English mothefuckerPinches weeaboos putos
>>323154775
This.
The Hippo thread was solid gold
>>323154678
Settle down kasheem.
Japanese game w/ older female lead and the male protag is a boy.
I tried writing her about becoming pen pals a few months ago, but she didn't reply. I don't know if I came off as creepy or if she's just shy/too busy, but either way I enjoy her stuff.
She does seem like the kind of people I'd be friends with.
>>323154323
pls respond
>japanese game
>has a black character in it
>>323154323
>duff weiser
as in duff beer? from the simpsons? not budweiser?
>>323154903
Well that is pretty creepy.
>>323154295
>lost the traditional american yukatas and traditional american kotatsu jokes
>>323154996
Care to rough translate it then?
>>323154447
doubt it but Im probably not the only mexican with a degree in food fucking science who went to japan
>>323154481
Im not white but im not brown either, but if youre asking if i look like the pretty mexicans from novelas no, i look quite generic.
>>323154483
You dont know man you dont even know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LEgkH9fWA
>>323154509
Japanese people love you if you're from an "exotic" foreign place.
I was told that "brown" people are treated like shit but according to my co workers thats only if youre from thailand or the Philippines.
they fucking hate people from thailand or south east asia.
also they fucking hate koreans.
I told one of my co workers I was reading this korean manga called "cant see, cant hear, but love" and that nigga wouldnt talk to me for months
>>323155035
dude. its in katakana. google that shit.
>>323154323
please tell us more stories about your adventures in japan. did you find a cute waifu gf?
>>323154989
I think it's a matter of context. We both like a very niche show and I made it clear I wanted to talk about that.
>>323154080
>that feel when I don't actually know the answer to this question
Then again, I apparently learned how to speak English when I was a kid and all that, though I don't actually remember it.
>>323155035
It's practically the same but the bubbles at the bottom became the burger joke and the last bubble is itadakimasu
>>323154429
>Wow, I hate this!
>>323155112
>He didn't know the Japanese hate the Koreans
And you call yourself a weeb.
>>323155112
>hating on "cant see, cant hear, but love"
Nothing of value was lost
>>323152572
No frontal nudity, so not what a lot of people would think of when they hear 'naked'.
>>323155112
>that nigga wouldnt talk to me for months
Damn it. We all know they hate each other but that some hardcore hatred. Some Hungarian romanian shit there
>>323151369
>>323151524
>>323151820
sensible chuckle
>>323155112
post hand pls i need to be sure before i go to Japan
i dont want to be treated like shit ;_;
>>323154678
>Doesn't look remotely arabic
>Not even facial hair
Fucker I'm an expat in Dubai and I can tell you kids have full beard at 9th grade
>>323155197
How do you think people first communicated when they came across a language they'd never run into before?
You can get far with miming and pointing to objects and having a lot of free time to just sit around and immerse yourself in the language and how it's used.
Your brain is incredibly capable of absorbing linguistic information before puberty, though, that is true. It's much harder on average to learn languages once you're older, even without the problems of trying to learn it without a common language to explain everything.
>>323155350
you will be treated like shit regardless.
Americans are the worst kind of people. I dislike them.
>>323154642
I was born in Mexico.
Tecate, Corona, and Negra Modelo are our versions of bud and coors and the like, cheap watered down beer that gets drunk at all the parties.
Dos equis is alright
Im more of a hard liquor person my self.
which reminds me, japanese people cant hold their liquors.
.>>323154987
yes that was the joke, he called bud weiser duff weiser
>>323155112
>You dont know man you dont even know
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LEgkH9fWA
My fucking sides are in orbit. But now I want to see some mexicans or whatever walking around in samurai garb with top knots settling disputes with swords or some shit.
>>323155460
Yeah, I've heard of that kids learning languages easier stuff thing before.
I just find it disconcerting that I am more familiar with English than my native language.
>>323155479
Thanks for the info bro.
>>323155112
>this is my wife, Yamorucita
>>323153839
Yeah they basically just sit there and play hangman, mind you it's not much better than the Jap teacher I had in secondary school, she'd just stick on an anime and fuck about on her phone
Tamshi tamago desu. Sugoi baka, arigatou sumimasen. Ta-chan gosaimasu
>>323155126
I am not good at telling stories, why not ask me stuff and ill see if i can answer.
about the qt waifu though; I didnt date anyone exclusively, but I had alot of girlfriends. I didn't have as much as my white counterparts though. Most japanese chicks look like they were squashed, they have fat stubby legs.
Japanese girls really dig foreign guys. >>323155268
I dont know alot of things.
>>323155350
Youre not japanese so you will always be a foreigner.
they are polite so they will tolerate you but eh, who cares bruv its japan just go and watch all their dick festivals and other obscure shit
>>323155112
>work in korea
>have korea co workers
>me and friends watching one punch man on phone
>he says "you like japanese cartoons?" Almost in a shocked kinda weirded out way
It was pretty funny, but then again I guess the difference here is he moved past it pretty much instantly. Hell the next day he was willing to let me try some of his lunch. Most koreans I've worked with or met are a nice jolly bunch.
I'll never get the obsession with kimchi though.
>>323155847
Do Japanese like spics?
>>323152506
Nippon really wants to learn English
so they'll give just about anyone a job as long as you're a native speaker
>>323155847
How did you even aproached the girls? Like how it was? Also why so many girlfriends If you dont mind to answer
>>323155883
What could be better than spicy pickles, man
Post more Mary and less spic blogposting.
>>323155883
>>323155112
>>323155883
I'm a white american that got stationed in korea for 2 years and I fell in love with cabbage kimchi and to a lesser extent, cucumber kimchi. Shits so good. I pour chipotle hot sauce on everything or dip it in wasabi, so I understand I may be an outlier with regards to taste.
>>323155847
how expensive is living? Is food as extremely expensive as they say? If you want to eat more than insta ramen everyday, that is
>>323153349
>>323152903
Never fucking reply to me again unless you`re contributing to the thread.
>>323155847
Tell us shit about your coworkers, and other english teachers, were they fags or what?
>>323154429
>>323156257
>Hoverhands girl
Well expected of Ronnie
>Semi-hovering on guy
Come on.
>>323156257
Ronnie kinda looks like Dunkey, or well Dunkey looks like an uglier version of Ronnie
>>323154131
Too bad autists are too busy enriching theirs
>>323156257
>>323154429
The fact that he wears nothing but Hawaiian shirts speaks for itself. At least his comic shows he's self aware.
>>323156080
Well it's more than that. They do it with all sorts of shit like radishes, cabbage and like. They just have the shit with fucking everything except breakfast. I guess I am pretty fond of radish kimchi though.
>>323156312
Were your parents a sandy vagina and a salt mine by any chance?
>>323155883
My parents fucking love kimchi, I never understood their obsession with it especially considering that we'reRussian
Turns out back in the ye olde soviet times when ma and pa lived in Uzbekistan there were a shitload of Koreans and their love for strange spicy cabbage rubbed off on them.
>>323156175
You get paid shit and work like 50 hours a week.
you get housing but its some shitty one room apartment, you have to learn how too cook using asian ingredients because anything from the mainland costs a billion dollars.
No Milk, No beans, No orange juice.
instead you get RICE and nappa cabbage and leaks and potatos. and maybe sliced brisket or ground beef if its on sale.
>>323156051
I ment it as one night stands, I was never looking for an actual girlfriend.
you approach them like you would here I dunno Im not a ladys man.
They lost their shit if i spoke to them in spanish though.
"Mi amor estas tan bella" while grabbing their hand and giving them a kiss.
if youre white slap on a british or Australian accent and boom youre golden.
Be honest guys
Would you?
>>323156440
>At least his comic shows he's self aware.
Most of the jokes are about how he's a horribly pathetic waste of space, of course he's aware.
>>323153754
do you have the one with a boy trapping a girl between himself and a wall?
>Americans
>>323156175
I don't know how costly food is there according to the American standard, but my cousin lives there and I can tell you that stories of Tokyo being extremely expensive are bullshit.
He lives decently with an assistant teacher's salary and pay fairly inexpensive rent.
The reason people say Japan's so expensive is if you try to live close to the center of a major city, but nobody does that. Just eat your 45 minute commute like everybody else does and you'll be fine.
>>323156493
That's the hot new meme of 2016, bro. It''s not even bait.
>>323156526
That's a pretty unflattering angle. Honestly she's not ugly or anything
>>323156515
>maybe sliced brisket or ground beef if its on sale
Probably would be a far better idea to stick with fish. I can't imagine that being more expensive in Japan.
>>323154080
It's also much harder when you can't describe anything but nouns, I'd hate to have tried to learn French without being told in English their grammatical rules
>>323156609
>new
Is this like Pepe all over again? You just find things that are like 10 years old and pretend they're new?
>>323156515
>british or Australian accent
I get british but why australian? can they even tell the difference between accents?
>>323150640
>America is the number one economy in the world
>the top universities in the world are found mostly in America
>American media is on the short list of things popular internationally with anime, kpop and British boy band
Why wouldn't the person be American??
>Americans
>>323156682
Yeah, that's it.
>>323156609
Well shit. Guess I need to get myself re-certified in memeology.
>>323156118
You don't choose fag, it's all offtopic.
>>323156715
>he can't tell the difference between british and australian accents
I don't have any laugh whores pictures so you're gonna have to do with this text.
>>323156526
Oh, definitely.
>chubby
>can make fun of herself
>draws
>sense of humor
and more importantly
>has a job
which is more than I can say of any of my exes
>>323156682
makes sense seeing fashion is a meme, and since that repeats internet memes are bound to as well I guess.
>>323156515
So basically if I approach a woman and invite her round to Gazza's place cause he's got a barbie goin this arvo and she's a fine lookin sheila I'll get a root will I still have enough time to go out poofter bashing tonight?
![1435144360-077[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wXT06Ux.jpg "1435144360-077[1].jpg")
>>323156561
nvm found it
>>323156526
yeah she gives off that teacher vibe
>>323156741
Gaijin kun is the hero japan needs
>>323156257
One of these days, there needs to be a picture of some neckbear making out with the girl, and still hoverhanding.
>>323156741
These were the best comics. Especially the one of him losing it over the no hamburgers.
>>323152884
She draws herself way skinnier and more attractive than she really is. Like every webcomic artist except Ronnie.
>>323156821
An english speaker can, sure, but I really doubt I would be able to tell the difference between someone speaking mandarin and someone speaking cantonese, let alone the same language with a different accent.
>>323156715
Japs love Australia. We've got kangaroos and koalas and they love those buggers. Bet they don't know we eat kangaroo though.
>>323156132
HOLY FUCHING SHIT KOREA NEEDS TO BE STOPPED
>>323156741
I feel like I'm getting the joke but not really.
>>323156821
He was asking if nips can tell the difference
>American reading comprehension
NOT VIDYA
MODS
>>323151037
Is that the speedrunner guy
>>323156950
He's wearing a bath robe.
>>323156834
>turns out my last ex started doing coke and abusing prescription painkillers soon after we started dating
>as soon as I learned, I ended the relationshop
I learned it takes powerful drugs to be able to stand my presence for any significant length of time.
>>323156976
trollin'
>>323156476
Yeah, and they're good as side dish or snacks. Love 'em
>>323156312
I'm loving this new /fit/ meme
>>323156870
>is it a food
Oh Mary
>>323156132
I can't tell if Korea and Japan hating each other's guts is horrible or hilarious.
>>323156938
If you already know english, you should be able to at least guess with a certain amount of accuracy. If you don't know mandarin or whatever of course you couldn't.
>>323153149
Love the lewd. bought the whole series.
chink here just to say i wish i was white
they have
>big penis
>tall height
>big sense of humor
>big country
>big life and dreams
>big muscles and tits
they also made Bane
>>323157019
I don't know you so I can't tell you you're not human garbage, but chances are she's human garbage too so it's all good
>>323156860
Fucking settle down you tryhard cunt. No need to overdo it. Just be true blue and she'll be right mate.
>>323157072
It's kind of cute considering they're constantly consuming eachother's media.
>>323156976
git gud
>>323157019
kek, my last ex started cutting her arms up and started smoking soon after we started dating
>>323157001
>It got in
>Gaijin is wearing a baseball mitt
What fucking game are they playing?
>>323156940
I figured they would hate you because you guys wind up meeting each other on the internet a lot. Close enough cultures (physically) to be aware of each other, but far enough away to be a nebulous land of foreigners.
>>323151284
Guarantees that no Elliot Rogers will be born
>>323157005
Huh, I thought it was something about having separate yukatas for men and women.
>>323156860
Talk like that and the only poofta getting bashed will be you
>>323157156
Claiming 18
>>323157181
come on 16 or 6
>>323156959
Reading is for fags and commies.
post more Guy Jean
>>323157181
BESU BORU DA
>>323156860
>>323157181
Obviously Japanese tennis.
>>323157156
7, 14 and 18
thanks
>>323154678
Isn't he Afghan?
>>323151284
Gamagoori from Kill la Kill is the opposite. His dad is a black american soldier
>>323157192
We barely get any Japs when it comes to the internet, only the worst of the worst of South East Asia.
>>323157108
One day everyone will have a big penis, but today is not that day.
>>323157280
Alpha as fuck
>>323151524
Ugly as fuck cow.
She's overweight, but even if she dieted she still has an ugly face.
>>323150640
>tfw fit like this in western bath tubs
>>323157280
Going home club
>>323157171
I made mine stop cutting, eat better, go to therapy to improve her physical and mental health and relationship with her family and was the only one working. It still wasn't enough for her to stay faithful.
You can only do so much.
>>323157374
big boy!
>>323157390
Holy shit, now this is even more alpha
>>323157416
>women
>having loyalty
>trust
>respect
Yeah, that'll be the day
>>323155436
this is an arab in Japan
>>323154013
>>323153692
It's because foreign teachers "English teachers" are generally
1) Stupid as fuck with almost no qualifications at all. You need any degree, not a teaching degree.
2) Unreliable and useless as fuck. Every school's dealt with crappy Americans who pull stupid shit that pisses everyone off.
But mostly because it's not really a teaching role, you're not really a teacher, you're at least 50% there as entertainment, a glorifed TA.
>>323157108
American here, you and us are more alike then you know. We're both enormous countries with multiple ethnicities and we act as power players in our geopolitical regions. I am looking forward to your countries' military becoming more active in your region and pissing off all your neighbors, so we can pass the "most hated country on earth on the international stage" to you, we've had it for like 50 years now.
Read about America and Russia fucking up most of the world during the cold war, and try to get your politicians to not repeat our mistakes.
>>323157390
>No lewd of guy jean and cowtits yet
>>323157156
13
S E X H A I R
>>323157156
3 for waifu and 5 for her bestie who also fucks you
>>323157481
I met one, actually. And I know she's too good for me, so I left her alone after realizing that.
Why ruin a person when you can keep a friend?
>>323157304
This shit is gold.
>>323157526
Racist, bull-headed, ignorant, everything great about America.
>>323157156
>16
Who goes to a pool in a wetsuit?
>>323153024
>80kg
>Draws herself like that
She's supposed to be short as well. Faaaaaaat.
