>male
>lays eggs
Explain this
>>323126038
Hes a fictional fucking yoshi. Marios superpower is his ability to jump real high and hit things with hammers. What the fuck is there to explain
inb4 haha
>>323126134
Does this mean Mario can give birth?
>dinosaur
>isn't dead
Explain this
>>323126216
In no way whatsoever did I, or does the game imply that.
Do you have autism family?
>filthy non-human
>wears shoes
nothing about the character is supposed to make sense.
>>323126038
Nature always finds a way
haha
haha
>>323126376
So you're saying Peach has a penis? And uses it to impregnate Mario?
>>323126518
he doesn't lay eggs, he just captures enemies into egg-shaped containers
lol
>>323126038
His body shape looks like an egg in that picture, minus the tail.
>>323126565I hope so
>>323126187
hahaa
He's part seahorse.
>>323126216
kek
>>323126216
DEEPEST
FUCKING
LORE
>>323126038
>Nameks are all males
>lay eggs through their mouths
Explain this
>>323126038
His ass actually leads to the Egg dimension.
Common Weed Killer Causes Some Male Frogs to Lay Eggs
>>323126038
>Yoshi is a female that acts male
>Birdo is a male that acts female
That's the most progressive straight couple I've ever seen.
>Captcha is select all images with eggs
Whoa
>>323126038
His guts form a shell around an eaten foe that can't be broken from the inside, and he shits it out and uses it as a weapon.
>>323126038
It's because hehaha
>>323126817
They're asexual aliens, who reproduce by fertilizing and cloning themselves
He's a cuntboy
>you will never lick Yoshi's asshole just right after he lays an egg
>>323126038
Yoshis are a genderless species
do your fucking research I swear
>>323126634
Would you like Princess Peach to impregnate your boipussy with her big girlcock?[email protected]
>>323126038
>Hyena
>female
>has penis
Explain this
>>323127487
girls can have penises you shitlord
>>323127413
>nintendo games refer to yoshi as "he"
>not "xhe"
Fucking unprogressive japs
What do you think Yoshi eggs taste like?
>>323127687
Probably whatever alligator eggs taste like.
>>323127460
This is my fetish.
>>323127964
So why not throw me an e-mail?
Yoshi and Birdo are both trans.
Birdo is MtF. Yoshi is FtM.
>>323126038
he doesnt lay eggs he poops them.
>male
>>323127687
What do you think his feet smell like? They must smell really bad considering he never takes off his shoes.
>>323130317
I bet they don't smell as bad as Kamui's. haha
>>323127487
That's a clitoris.
>>323130317
Yoshi doesn't wear shoes. Those are his feet.
>>323132312
I bet they do. I bet they're also really sensitive.
>>323132501
>implying penis isn't just a giant clit
>>323126216
Nothing gives birth. That's why they have storks retard.
>>323133042
Cute
>>323126038
I wannafuckYoshi in thecloaca
>>323135579
You'll have to settle for memes instead.
>>323127460
>considered sending an email to this address asking about chickens to be a cheeky cunt
>remember that never gets the rise out of people I want it to, and just have to forget about it
Nobody's fun anymore, least of all me.
whoever said yoshi was male he doesn't have a dick
>>323137706
So does that mean I'm not gay for wanting to fuck him?
>>323126038
>asexual
explain this
video games
>>323126038
parthenogenetic lizard species exist.
Also fun fact : turtles gender is determined by the temperature of the eggs, they don't have genetic gender difference.
Would you a Yoshi?
>>323133673
Does that mean it's gay to poke a clit with your dick?
>>323126817
They stole dragon ball technology and made wishes to better their race.
1. got rid of females
2. give themselves the ability to survive on only water and sunlight. (but they still like farming)
>>323144664
Sleep tight, pupper.
>>323129324
Do you think he gets embarrassed haha?
>>323144976
>tfw you'll be dominated by a yoshi
>tfw he'll never force you to bury your face in his squishy foot
>>323145507
never be*
time for bed......
>>323144664
Sleep tight, pupper!
>foot fetish
>furry
>yoshi
God, gays and faggots really have shit taste
>>323145704
What's wrong withfeet?
>not letting yourself taking care of your inbreed
Step it up, senpai.
https://youtu.be/MsHCqrrU-Gk
>>323145818
feet are fucking gross you fucking degeneratepost more please
>>323146103
I'm running out. There's not nearly enough of this as there should be.
_______________haha_______________
>>323144664
it's time to wake up, wtf pupper
Get out the bed
>>323144506
>Does that mean it's gay to poke a clit with your dick?
It's only gay if the balls touch, anon.
You guys are disgusting.
what do you think sperms is itiot
>>323146493
How so?
>>323147020
>that deformed foot
>>323126038
>Eats Something.
>Something comes out of his butt.
Those ain't eggs.
Video games
>>323126587
Haha but how haha do the 'containers' smell haha
how does a thread about yoshi eggs turn into a feet thread
>>323154083
If Yoshi didn't want us to lust over his feet, then why does he wear the boots.
>>323154305
maybe he's ticklish?
I think this thread is making me like feet.
>came toPachirisufeet the other day
>suddenly this thread
>sweatingman.jpg
Yoshi looks really creepy with humanlike feet. Can't you gays do the whole ERPing with cute anime girl reaction faces so I can fap?
>>323156676
But this is a Yoshi thread. It wouldn't make sense if we posted moeblobs.
>>323127413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neDf8i17wuM
No, you do YOUR research
>>323129230
what a twist
Yoshi is cute
>>323158865
his feet are cuter
>>323126038
I hate haha threads
Haha
Hey guys what's goin on in this thre-
>>323126473
This isnt juraasic park nigger
>>323126038
Male seahorses have babies.
>>323158865
You're cute
>>323126038
haha
>Game designed for children
>Game made 30 years ago
>Plumber killing goombas, tortoises and flowers
>Ask the question why a dinosaur with boots can lay eggs
Every sign of autism
>>323144664
damn that's sad.
why did you have to post that?
;_;
>>323161984
>tfw dogs don't have human lifespans
>>323132312
>kamui
Fucking weeaboos just say Corrin
