>The Tekken team's virtual reality tech demo/game about giving cute girls language lessons iscoming to the West. According to the European Union's Office for Harmonization in the Internal Market, Bandai Namco has filed for a trademark on the term "Summer Lesson" as it relates to video games.
>Summer Lesson is already a confirmed PlayStation VR title, but was originally only for release in Japan due to its two primary mechanics: mechanic one being nodding or shaking your head in response to the girls' questions, many of which are about the Japanese language, and mechanic two being ogling said virtual girls as they stare at you expectantly.
>Doing Japanese tutoring may be slightly less approachable for people who don't speak Japanese, but since the only responses are "Yes" or "No" you'd still have a 50 percent shot at giving the right answer. Or hey, maybe they could let us play as the girls and get tutored by the Japanese players, one nod at a time! Now that's exploring the true potential of VR.
Lads, get your boners ready.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj9CMbyJ6q0
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>>323100643
So what will the lesson plan be for the Western one?
>>323100906
gender studies
>>323100643
>you'd still have a 50 percent shot at giving the right answer.
they're not going to translate it?
>>323100937
Kek
>>323100643
that gook in the picture looks fugly compared to the blonde chick in the summer lesson demo
>>323100643
Why do these people write this articles in a way as people who play video games arent nerds who masturbate to everything? its like they want to be the exact opposite of the people who enjoy these games whitout knowing that they get more praise than the latest 3d pixel indie platformer some hipster shitted out.
>>323100643
>European Union's Office for Harmonization in the Internal Market
This sounds very ominous.
Who funds this shadow organization?
>>323100643
Why isn't there boy characters for female players? Are the devs sexist?
>>323101106
Redheads > brunettes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blondes
>>323101169
The average Eurocucks' tax dollars.
>>323100946
Sexy Beach already has some VR support
>>323101205
Their hair color is irrelevant. I just mentioned the blonde's so people would know who I was talking about.
>>323101202
they'll probably have a version whereyou play as the girl
>>323101202
There will be. The two we've seen are tech demos, not an actual product.
>trying to act neutral towards a topic while being blatantly passive-aggresive
Who hires these people?
Character customization when?
>>323101470
Uh... That's the typical videogames "journalist".
so what do you do exactly
>>323101493
Illusionsoft eroge.
>>323101636
Nod or shake your head.
So i can litterally baka senpai?
>>323101738
Respectfully?
>>323101636
You nod and shake your head for 15 minutes, that's the lenght of the game, while looking cut scenes of people talking.
Not kidding, that's the entire gameplay.
>>323101470
Welcome to the new media, anon. Where the stories are made up and the facts don't matter.
>>323100937
>all the girls are changed in order to remove beauty standards in america
Their boobs need to squish when I motorboat them. If I clip through her tits when I press my face against them then the immersion is lost. The credibility of VR lies in the hands of the devs. I hope they make the right decision.
>>323102039
>motorboat them
???
>>323102172
It means to bury your face in them.
>>323102039
Uh who cares isn't this on the PS4 only? It'll be tame shit. Just get the Oculus or Vive and beat your dick raw to Source Film Maker porn.
>teaching a girl japanese is sexist
>>323101202I'm female and I'd rather play with the cute blonde girl
>>323102752
Don't rock the boat, Anon. Be careful what you say.
>>323102720
No, objectifying a girl is sexist. The teaching part is just a poor facade to add "gameplay" to the game which is nothing more than a voyeuristic 3D model poser for lonely nerds to ogle at pretty girls.
>>323102752
Do you think it will get censored and what other girls would you like to see added?Please be in Melbourne
>>323102965
Fuck off. Every character in games are objects.
>>323100643
>>323103070
That's exactly the point I'm making.
>>323102752L O N D O N
>>323103042
What is there even to censor in this game
>>323102752
>anime posters actually think they're little girls
>>323101910
So why do people want it
>>323103603
>anime posters actually think they're little girls
She never said that. She only said she was female you asshole.
They can just change the game so you're teaching them english
>>323103883
Normal people just laugh about it but don't buy it. Lonely nerd minority buys it because they've been brainwashed by the devs to think this "changes their life" and desperation of no gf.
>>323104513
so, you have zero empathy for nerds bro?
It better at least have ASMR functionality.
Its not even a game
>>323105515
>Lay back in your chair/beanbag/bed/dark, lonely corner
>Listen to her speaking softly
>Slowly drift off into a light doze
>She begins to softly chant ISIS propaganda
>Wake up radicalised
>>323106215
Small price to pay for ASMR from god tier virtual waifus ALLAH ACKBAR
>>323100643
>confirmed VR title
I thought it needed exec confirmation?
>$600
dead on arrival
>>323102752london?
>>323108527
>source: my ass
>>323104083
>white knight AND umr-poster
You can't make this shit up
>>323109616
He's referring to the cost of the Oculus Rift
>>323100643
Who gives a shit?
Brazzers invested 10 million in VR development. They hired guys from Bungie and Epic. They're gonna blow it open on Oculus.
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>>323100643
This sounds suspiciously like work.
So what's the plan with this thing? Teach English to nips and Japanese to westerners?
All you ever do is drool over the girls so I have no idea what it's about.
>>323101161
It's because they want to act like they're real journalists, and if they broke the spell and talked about how Summer Lesson is clearly something you jack it to and how that's fucking great, they'd be ostracized from the gaming journalism community
>>323101202
I'm pretty sure they said that's something they wanted to do later down the line
>>323110138
Yeah, with amazing games like
and let's not forget
>>323110456
Ostensibly it's about teaching a language, but the point is to look at a pretty model of a cute girl in risqué situations up close and personal
>>323110794
People want actual pornography, not some gay tutoring shit where I can look at cleavage.
>>323110943
Well, those that want it to learn, will. Same with those who want to fap.
>>323111124
Speak for yourself.
>>323102016
>>323111124
I want both. What now faggot?
>>323100643
Just so long as it still has the cute jap girl instead of the ugly American one.
>>323102752
>I'm female and I have bad taste
No surprise there.
>>323105515
>Ear cleaning mode
>Stare at girl's belly as you lie down on her lap
>>323102965
Bullcrap, as expected from SJWs. You want female character removed from all games?
Kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.
>>323102965
She isn't objectified at all, you just fucking talk to her, dumbfuck.
I genuinely hope you and you entire family get ran over by a truck tomorrow.
