This is fucking gay /v/, what do you do when your roommate who's house you live in takes his shit for granted with your stuff?
I bought myself an xbox one, because i thought it'd be fun to play on my spare time, 3 months later, my roommate treats it like it's his machine because my TV broke and it's hooked up to his...
He fucking stays on my console all fucking day, and when i get off work and get a chance to play he asks me if he can play again in an hour or two, even though he's been on it all day...
and in the off chance i dont care to play, it doesnt matter he'll play from like 5-2am on my own console, but here's the BEST part...
so i'm dead tired after work, so i don't even bother fighting with him to get on my own fucking console, i go to bed, but i can hear him playing my xbox one till about 4am PST....
It's 8am the next morning, I have the day off work, I wake up to finally be able to have some fun on my console, i get up throw my house coat on, brew up a coffee and go to take a piss...
Well you know what's coming /v/.... Roommate throws his clothes on, and before i can even finish flushing and washing my hands I can hear the console starting up and oh-so familiar game titles music, and its him rushing to my console before I can even have a chance...
Last straw, this morning, I just lost it, I went out grabbed the console from the unit, pulled the plugs, took it out on the pavement and smashed the fuck out of it, and my roommate freaked out so bad with his autistic behavior that he said i'm kicked out (for smashing my own console which he was hoarding from me)
so now i look for a new place to rent, oh and this roommate is older than me by a year (26)
what a fucking gay world we live in....
:o Like I Never seen such a thing, what kind of adult runs out to bogart a persons belonging from them, because they "get to it first" even though it isn't there's. That gives them the right to be an assumptious autistic?! Well no more! Fuck that.
reported for blogging
How about stop being a beta pussy
>>323043765
so you're the kind of person who lets your friends walk all over you and do what they want with your stuff? Well i'm not, I'm out an Xbox One and pissed, but it had to be done to set an example.
>>323043631
Go to tumblr thanks
>>323043631
both of you are fags
please in the future do not buy an xbox so I don't have to worry with playing with faggots like you
>>323043784
im not, did you skip the part where i grabbed my console while he was playing it, ripped it out, and obliterated it? That's alpha and omega right there.
>I went out grabbed the console from the unit, pulled the plugs, took it out on the pavement and smashed the fuck out of it, and my roommate freaked out so bad with his autistic behavior
No, he freaked out with YOUR autistic behavior.
You deserve it for buying x1 anyway
>>323043873
Not the point. You're giving us an update on your personal life and no one here cares.
>>323043957
how am I a faggot, all I did was defend my honor, from this monster-faggot who wanted to impose his rule upon me, m'lord.
>>323043968
No, that's passive-aggressive. Being "alpha" would be confronting him about it, having a discussion. Retard.
>>323043968
Ok George
>>323043968
No, thats passive-agressive/autistic behavior of mentaly ill person. Go see a psychiatrist maybe, autist
>>323043631
Wait OP, let me get this straight...
>OP has Xbone
>TV breaks
>hook it up to roommates
>roommates starts playing all the time
>no time for OP to vidya
>instead of asking roommate to use his TV to play OP's xbone OP spergs out and kills his own xbone
>somehow roommate is an asshole
Maybe you shoulda just talked about it before you went and got yourself kicked out you fucking weirdo
this definitely happened
>>323043873
>so you're the kind of person who lets your friends walk all over you and do what they want with your stuff? Well i'm not,
Wrong. You're exactly that kind of person. You literally waited until you had a mental breakdown and destroyed your Xbox. You're a walking embodiment of being a giant fucking spineless pussyand beta.
>>323044135
i don't want to, because if i am mentally ill I want to be.
>tfw your shitty fucking roommate thinks he has a right to play videos games on a tv you own in a house that you own
>>323043631
Hey OP you're a shit, live by yourself because you clearly are incapable of sharing a living space with other peope.
>Roommate throws his clothes on
So do Americans sleep naked, get up and get dressed to sit around the house? And what the fuck is a house coat?
>>323043873
>so you're the kind of person who lets your friends walk all over you
Except that's literally what you did, until you threw an autistic fit rather than just take it and put it in your own room where he can't use it
> I'm out an Xbox One
Because of your autistic fit. How hard would it have been to just buy a new tv? They're fucking dirt cheap
calling me mentally ill, and a spineless pussy because i'm non-confrontational, then you all preach to me like you're the opposite, most of you, if not all are even more pussy so all of you shut the fuck up you hypocritical pieces of shit.
......
......also you guys fell for bait :D
This was a simulated test provided by the BBC Network, thank you for your participation, now please seat yourself, faggots.
Just tell him to stop playing it you weirdo.
>>323043631
>"Hey bro, its my day off, I'd really like to enjoy my console, as I've hardly spent any time on it lately."
>"Fair enough, here you go."
>or
>"Fuck off fag, I got on it first."
>"Okay, well since it isn't your console and I paid for it I'll keep it in my room from now on."
Its that easy.
You write like an asshole, OP, and you are apparently a beta piece of shit.
>>323043631
>Xbone
And nothing of value was lost. Smash your head against the pavement next time you faggot.
>>323043968
no, destroying your own property in protest of someone else´s misbehavior is beta as beta gets.
confronting him about the fact that he almost exclusively uses your machine although the time should most logically be divided up 50/50 would have been "alpha", but that is only if you are dumb enough to subscribe to the whole "alpha/beta" determination of humans, i.e. are an idiot who doesn´t knwo a lick about psychology.
Tl,dr: Yes, you did pussy out like a faggot and you are mostl likely also pretty dumb.
Stop blogging.
>>323044307
>So do Americans sleep naked
I sleep naked. I like the feel of soft sheets against my body. But obviously if there are other people in the house I need to get dressed when I wake up
>what the fuck is a house coat
You got me there. Maybe he means a robe?
>>323044454
you know it would have been the second response, and that response leads to violence, so what are you trying to prove?
>>323044431
>BBC network
It all makes sense now, eurotrash have nothing better to do than shitpost!
>>323044431
>......also you guys fell for bait :D
>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>323044431
So...are you 12 or something?
>>323043631
I really hope this is some stupid pasta, you autistic fucking retard.
>>323044485
He did this anon, and the guy spat in his face, he doesn't give a fuck it isn't his you dumb ass or he wouldnt be on it all the time in the first place.
>>323043873
>so you're the kind of person who lets your friends walk all over you and do what they want with your stuff? Well i'm not
yes
yes you are you autistic fuck
why not try saying:
>hey, i'm gonna go on the xbox
>ok
(if he says no)
>fuck off its my xbox
>>323044431
>I was only pretending to be retarded.
>>323044556
>getting violent with others over video games
Maybe you both should move back in with your parents.
>>323043968
>That's alpha and omega right there.
no you dumb faggot that's the epitome of being a beta
You acted like an emotional whiny child
>>323044307
>sleep naked, get up and get dressed to sit around the house
Not even murrican but should I be sitting around the house naked?I totally would if the place was warm enough
>>323044640
11 actually? why you still typing in my troll post got nothing better to do homo?
Everyone in this thread, please GTFO, it's mine, and now that you all got trolled and humiliated please vacate, otherwise please take a moment to read the message in this picture I Have included for your pleasure:
>>323044431
>I just pretended to be retarded guiz!
You didn't have the stones to confront your roommate and you acted like a petulant child. He was inconsiderate but you were not without fault. Next time talk it out rather than breaking your fucking console like a neanderthal.
>>323044770
when he still thinks the OP post was serious and true^ and not a complete bunch of made up bullshit :D
Should have bought a ps4 since it suits your faggot nature. Also it has no games so your roommate would have been bored as fuck and would have left it for you to play shitty japanese games.
>>323044835
I have a roommate, last time I checked I own a three story house, thanks for the update anon, now please go commit suicide :)
We don't need a history lesson on how to be a w
>>323044431
>pretending this didn't really happen and even though anonymous you're still ashamed and self-concious enough to post an excuse
autism people... autism never changes
>>323044821
is this what /v/ has become
>destory your own xbox to protest never being able to play it
>b-but i'm not beta guise taht was totally alpha what i did
You're a beta and a cuck.
>>323043631
Sounds like you never complained about it at all, and were really passive about him using it. That's cool for him, but if you actually cared you should have said something instead of going full retard. Also you made it sound like you were bumming at his house since you couldn't afford your own tv, and he so easily kicked you out. You can pick up a shitty 60hz 30 inch 1080p tv for less than $200, and it will play console games just fine.
>>323044932
wow even when it is completely unwarranted you instigating faggots try to start a console war. Good for you champ!
>>323045015
>When the truly autistic wish to believe so hard, that they convince themselves that a shitpost was a disguised #seriouspost.
War, War never changes, and neither does this individuals levels of retardation.
Please enjoy sucking penis in whatever psychiatric ward you're put in in the near future anon.
Good day, peasant. I wish to reply to you no further.
Here is a rope to help you out
>>323044431
>>323044821
>>323044912
>>323045012
>so assblasted that people call you autistic that you pretend this never happened
>emoticons
Yeah, definitely autistic
>>323045209
>>323045015
>>323045175
>>323045043
>>323045191
DESTROYED
>>323044431
>i was only pretending to be autistic passive-agressive faggot
You sure were. Try going back to reddit maybe, they will understand your feels and wont be so mean.
>>323045176
when autistic individuals still respond to the thread even though it was revealed long ago to be a trapthread, this is why our planet is going to die, darwinism.
>>323045012
you wanna finish that ramble?
>>323044932
Nice falseflag. Everyone knows that xboners don't give a fuck what other people play.
>>323045209 (You)
>>323045316 (You)
>>323045410 (You)
The faggotry in this entire thread is strong.
OP, and the anons falling for it.
>>323043631
>>>/tumblr/
Take your shit that didn't happen over there
>>323045410
>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>323045476
not for you,fgt.>>323045539
>>323045539
>>323045539
samefag OP
You all realize im feeding off of this right, you're hatred towards me is what keeps me going. Hate is a powerful emotion my young pada-fag learners.
shouls have bought a no-gaems ps4
>>323043631
Only retarded think you did was that you destroyed your console. You should have just unplugged it and take it from that retard.
Or give that console me, I'd be happy to take it.
>>323045781
>poor Eurofag detected
>>323045730
>You all realize im feeding off of this right
>P-please stop posting and let my thread die
We get it, you're a fucking autist who destroyed his own console
>>323043631
nigga you the real autist
just fucking move, don't need to channel your autistic rage to break your own things wtf
>>323044519
>>323044307
>what the fuck is a house coat
Yep, it's a robe, we say it in Canada as well.
You call me autistic and yet you continue to argue with me? What does that make you? Stick and stones can hurt Mah bones but Worlds, why they'll never hurt me dear child of mine. I love you all like a mother loves it's mother dontcha see? THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEO RUDDDDY
This my Favr SHow GUZ./
So you guys figure out your arguing with a 10 year old yet, man you guys are fucking retarded, i still ive with my Daddy
IM a
>>323043631
That's what you get for purchasing an Xbox. At least you did the right thing and destroyed it.
>>323045854
Heh, anon, you're actually right.
>>323043631
All I really got out of that is that you smashed a console that you bought with your own money.
So, uh, congrats on that. I wish that I was ballin' hard enough to be able to do that so freely.
>>323046005
>>323043631
same person and you guys are arguing with this autistic, yup all of /v/ is fucking retarded, going back to /a/ with news of this event in /v/.
I know this is like the best thing that happens in /v/ a day, but try to take it calm guys.
I'll be sure to let everyone on /a/ know how faggy people are in /v/, but i'm sure they know that already, since most of you are virgin filth that's possibly worse than the OP himself.
Anyways I shall return now to /a/ none the less to inform them of these autistic events that have occurred in none other than /v/
>>323046275
You do that.
>>323046209
It's okay, I would have taken it, too. Just shitposting in a shit thread
>>323046415
because your time is oh so valuable. Get the rope out.
>>323043631
It's his house, his rules
get fucked you autismo mong
Why didn't OP just buy a second controller so he could play some vidya with his roommate?
>>323044431
I can't fucking believe I just read all of that. Fuck you.
>>323046473
Actually my time is worthless. As is yours. I got enough rope for us both.
OP Here, thanks for being trolled fags.
Boredom has reached maximum levels, aborting thread now that i've gotten what i want out of it xD
Later virgin filth. Gonna go fuck my girlfriend and do a couple rails of cocaine. Have fun at school kids, don't forget to close the door behind me, it gets dark in here alone. Or just go kill yourselves like you know you should, I care not what you do now.
"Playa has left the game."
>>323046757
lol
>trying this hard to save face on an anonymous imageboard
How hard is it to close the thread and walk away
>>323046757
>"Playa has left the game."
>This entire post
You're doing a fucking awful job at convincing anyone that you're not autistic
>Anonymous getting trolled this hard by an obvious troll who outted himself
Reddit fag here, even we're not that cancerous. Guess all the oldfags must have left this place after GG.
>>323043631
You both sound like children. Maybe your roommate should have just gotten a job, and you should have bought a new TV.
>>323047505
>I-I'm not op, but you got t-trolled
Holy shit you're pathetic
>>323047927
OP here that guy wasn't me so fuck off.
Pic related is you.
>>323048228
"Playa has entered the game"
:^)
>>323047505
sad thing is OP was an oldfag. seen same dude make that post like 4 years ago, except with xbox 360. he's a seasoned troll not to be trifled with, unbeknownst to you all. We're all lucky he left and he came out unscathed.
OP here. The real reason I made this bread was to troll all you faggots and brag to my adolescent friends. GET TROLLED HAHAHAHAAHAB
>>323048228
You're disgracing the OP, this isn't even a good copycat. Fuck you.
>>323048439
OP, your damage control needs to stop.
This thread was a good chuckle, op is a real piece of shit. Just kill yourself, you're too far gone. The amount of time it would take for people to try to fix your trainwreck of a brain they could save a dozen actually valuable lives.
>>323048439
1/10
OP left you retards lol, i was in here trolling too I admit, but none of these people are the OP and neither am I.. haha, I wish I Had OP's trolling skills though, fuck he pissed people off. I suck compared to him :(
So instead of having a mature conversation with him about it or taking steps to where he couldn't do that you smashed the fuck out of you're own Xbox. Grow up OP.
>>323048542
no really that isn't the same person, I don't know anymore myself who is who. But I do know; fuck you because i can't tell if you're the OP now.
>>323046757
wow, what a cool guy
Jesus, this is the most insecure, self-unaware and socially retarded OP I have seen in a while.
I'm trying to figure out if the tryhard responses are more cringe worthy than the original story
>>323048228
>I left and I'm not coming back
>I never actually left
God damn you're fucking autistic
>>323048707
umm pretty sure OP is gone, why are you still responding in a serious manner (evn though he was trolling to begin with) now it's just a bunch of trolls arguing and people like you who still don't know what the fuck this threads turned into
It's me, OPEE. I was just pretending to be retarded :D
>>323048578
don't think he wants to be fixed, I think he's just looking to spread his sickness, incase you haven't realized that. And you sir are helping him do just that.
You dumb asses are just encouraging him more.
>>323044431
> Merely pretending to be retarded
No one is upset, everyone is laughing at you
>>323048824
and you think there's any shred of proof to his story, there's nobody that fucked in the head, and I hope there isn't because that's the kind of person who ends up on the news for killing a bunch of innocent people, and you guys just laughing at it before it happens.
>>323049124
You guys are faggots anon, for overthinking things, OP is just a troll who made up a story, to get you all ruffled up and freaking out. He's Tony-Tan if you guys don't remember, you're either too young to have been on 4chan at the time or don't know a real troll. He's the real deal son.
Real story to be told but boring to read.
>3 years ago
>had a roommate who was a dickface to almost everyone and was indiferent with me
>one day he was going though my stuff like he was trying to put something back
>he had my silver psp3000 in hand and was all fucked up
>I start to build up anger after seeing him with my now broken psp
>he tries to calm mw down and say it was an accident
>I threw a punch at him and broke his nose on accident
>with tears of pain in his eyes said sorry and walked away to a near hospital for the nose
>I clamed down after 5 min and went to check where he was messing around and found a pretty mint PSPgo with a sticky note on the screen that said "sorry"
>it had all my games in it since he managed to backup everything to it
>he came home after 2 and a half hours and I we both apologized and I thank him for the replacement
>he said it was his and found it on his mothers house laying around in its box after he went on a panic trying to find a new psp and remembered he had one
After that we became friends and up to this day we visit eachother and play games. Funny enough we found out we lived a hour away from each other
OP here
i dont know how many of you newfags migrated here from leddit in 2014 (im guessing every single one of you) but "merely pretending to be retarded" used to be an artform that we would call "trolling." consider yourselves duped, bamboozled and smackeldorfed you fucking gumps.
>Still posting in a troll thread seriously
>>323043631
Why the fuck would you break $300 machine just to spite him you retard, what an unwise and silly move you made
>>323049037
*sigh* anon the real OP left you dumb ass. He's probably forgot all about this thread already.
>>323049294
because im rich and can buy another one.
ahhh this is great, regardless of the OP being here or not in actuality, there is infact other anon trolls pretending to be OP and making their own responses, the CANCER is SPREADING!!!!
>>323049258
>ED is great for random name-dropping for cred on an anonymous image board!
>>323049124
>there's nobody that fucked in the head
Really? Because Nick Bates masturbates with poop, smears shit on the walls, literally never brushes his teeth to the point that they are rotting out of his mouth, and molested his sister. I think OP being autistic is completely possible
>OP is just a troll who made up a story, to get you all ruffled up and freaking out
He's an autist trying to save face, and no ones freaking out, we're laughing
>>323044431
>damage control
>>323049293
>>323049538
>Damage control
>>323049727
>>323049853
>damage controlmind
this is bait.
you are being baited.
>>323049291
>it was all just a joke
sure
>>323049898
Nah, op is just an autist trying to save face
>124 replies
>3 posters
rofl holy fuck, is this real life?
>>323049291
your OP was brilliantly crafted, and watching the reaction was beautiful, however you posting this and admitting it already makes you a faggotunless this is someone else pretending to be op just to cause even more of a ruse
>>323050062
Nigga there are 57 posters
>>323049538
Then why didn't you just buy a new t.v. dumbass.
>>323050236
There are 3527 posters, they all have to be the same person, you guys are so delusional you don't even realize how deluded you are, I think y'all are the ones who need to have your broken brains checked you sick child molesters.
>>323050197
>This level of delusion
>>323051405
that's not even OP for real -- I know because i'm him, i've returned my children, after masterbating to much porn, much yes. You know it's me because of how insane I am.
>>323043631
>type like a retard
>act like an aspie
>too beta to kick him off
>buying xbone
make like a tree and kill yourself
>>323051817
Whats a tree?
so this is how /v/ is nowadays... damn i'm getting too old for this shit
>>323052074
Now buy a real console like the ps4 faggot
>>323052340
Half the people in here are from /a/ and shitposting in /v/ to make it look worse, so i guess you're fine with this. im indifferent to this all, but i do agree /v/ is filled with autistic children more-so than any other board on 4chan. OP proves it, and all the people who responded to him especially prove it.
cuck
cuck
cuck
cuck
EVERYONE, and I MEAN EVERYONE WHO REPLIED TO THIS THREAD is GAY
(except me)
>>323043631
Stuff.
>>323043631
no1curr.
Go smash your 500 dollar investment if you want, you fucking sperglord. Why do you think any of us would care.
>>323043631
>smashing your own console, just unplug it brah or buy your own fucking tv
>>323043631
Quit the ellipsis it triggers me
post lolis
>>323043631
>my TV broke and it's hooked up to his...
This is where you fucked up. You have no one to blame but yourself.
