Can we have one of these threads? Please limit it to 5 or 6 images on the bottom though, I'd like to keep the Reddit in this thread to a minimum.
>>322957081
>5 or 6
>>322957081
I don't get it. Also what are those? They look nice for in my ass.
>>322957987
>How to spot a casual
>>322959001
Vibrators. Starfox 64 would vibrate the rumble pack like crazy, and many people on /v/ stuck it in their crotch when they were little kids playing the game, because holy shit it felt amazing.
>>322958914
Yes. So far it's a rule everyone has been paying attention to.
>>322959252
I mean like, what brand?
>>322957081
Do those actually feel good? I sure do love stimulating my perineum.
>>322958504
haha whats the link to that game again?
I actually beat chistopher robin but gaddamn
>>322959445
>I sure do love stimulating my perineum
I do too, especially after my ex used to do that when giving handjobs. Do vibrators on it work well? I've been single for over a year so I could do with some excitement in my life.
>>322959723
I ride the edge of the bathroom sink while masterbating.
>>322957081
>I'd like to keep the Reddit in this thread to a minimum.
>by creating a Reddit thread
>>322959673
> FISHER PRICE
If it isn't too easy casuls wont like it
this is how I see these games
I can't be the only one that plays the game like this.
>>322964825
Of course you're not, why the hell would you ever think that?
>>322964825
>cuck the living shit out of my neighbor's wife
>impregnate her with 6 children
>making him raise my children
>invite them over for a dinner
>trap neighbor inside the walls of my house
>slowly dies of hunger and restlessness
>eventually dies
>watch my mistress try to raise 6 children without a job until social services takes half of them away and she moves
>>322965575
so, what?
you got what you expected?
>>322965708
I'm just into area 3. This game is crushing my soul. Father daughter shit is my kryptonite
>>322966482
I'll never get tired of this joke.
>>322966949
I don't get it desuI only ever played the first one
>>322966212
Because the potato part?
CoD 2 wasn't that bad desu, it was an average shooter and the campaign wasn't as stupid as the ones that come out now. Multiplayer was decent, but nothing spectacular.
CoD 3 had a good single-player (as far as I remember it) if you want to check it out, but it wasn't released on PC sadly.
>>322967045
I only expected it to be shit because of the stigma CoD has. I was dead wrong, CoD2 is one of the best FPS games I've ever played so far.
>>322957081
>>322967018
You know that Jensen joke about "never asking for this?". There's a scene in the game were he said he wanted pizza but his friend gave him waffles instead. It's a reddit joke
I miss when there was one image on the bottom instead of 12 images of memes and pepes and stupid shit.
>>322957081
>>322967018
Game might look like pizza on the oustide, not the waffles of the classic, but inside it's waffles.
>>322967308
This, it's why I made mine as simple as possible
>>322967308
If you're upset about multiple images on the bottom, make your own subreddit where you can control your arbitrary bullshit, Anon
>>322967506
Hello, Reddit!
>>322967463
I fucking love 30 Rock
>>322967163
I'd say that CoD turned to shit when MW2 was released, the single-player was shite, with a very unmemorable story about treason and reharshing characters, plus the multi-player was stupidly unbalanced.
CoD 1 + United Offensive is another great game, a good experience about WW2 FPS games. Check Medal of Honor and Return to Castle Wolfenstein too.
>>322967506
hilarious
post more facebook frogs
>>322967357
Why do people complain about chromatic aberration when you just turn it off?
These threads were good until people started clogging the bottom panel with thousands of wacky random inside jokes that are as funny as a tumor
>>322968023
this, you can really differentiate who loves Movie 43 and who actually has humor in these threads
>>322957081
this is reddit
>>322967992
You can't turn if off.
>>322966482
Took me a minute
>>322968504
I just loved RTC2 when I was a kid.
God, thanks a lot dad for installing this game on our Win98 PC, it really brings me back memories from better times.
>>322968504
I never knew how to make roller coasters that crashed. Every time I tried it said the track was incomplete
Still a great game if you don't want to kill your guests
>>322957081
Should have said just one or two.
>>322959926
lmfao
>>322957081
>Please limit it to 5 or 6 images on the bottom though
Nah
>>322969839
>that image
God no, what the fuck are you doing. It's terrible.
>>322969994
Call the cops
>>322959590
http://games.kids.yahoo.co.jp/sports/013.html
>>322965856
is it anygood iv owned it for a year or 2 but never installed
>>322966361
Klaus was best boy
>>322958504
ok anon, I bit. I thought it was going to be a little faggot kiddy game.
I THOUGHT WRONG FUCK THAT GAME
>>322970249
i dont think so
>>322971581
January 2014 says hello
>>322962152
Found the idiot
>>322970487
Fug that episode
>>322967363
Fuck yeah this game was amazing
>>322971581
Replaying.
Up to Rabbit.
What the fuck is with those throws.
>>322969207
>he didn't know about power start stations
>or making the slow ass rides go down a hill so much and make a sharp turn the cart flies off
yeah ok bro
>>322962162
that's for the second one
>>322957987
Arrrgghh this so much
Will we ever get a proper fucking space captain simulator with deep interactive choices
>>322972680
Star Control 2 was released a very long time ago.
>>322967363
One of the first games I got for the N64, truly a masterpieceSomeone is going to say the version on x console is better, I just know it
>>322970376
Fuck this shit
>>322972998
>Play Undertale
>Expected Riviera
what?
>>322973445
He expected a RPG but got a RPG that's also a SHMUP.
>>322973871
>tfw couldn't save Kate
How big of a role in later episodes does she play if you were able to stop her?
>>322962580
>mfw reading the colour out of space right now
>>322973445
More of a focused joke. Riviera and Knights in the Nightmare are in the same canon and everything, so the comparison is more fun that way.
>>322967045
German hand grenades were referred as "potato mashers"
>>322974986
>not wanting gay suffering in your gaymes
>>322972598
No I dont. I keep trying to build one in custom design but can't leave a track out or it won't work. Too bad there's no tutorial for it
>>322972776
Yeah...
Only the original Mass Effect has come close, was definitely influenced by it to a degree. Too bad we aren't likely to ever get a Space Captain simulator of that or SC2's caliber again.
![[Hana Hook] Hahaoya Shikkaku - Watashi to Musuko no Mesu Buta Netorare Fukushuugeki [English] [Digital].zip-172.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hjRkumG.jpg "[Hana Hook] Hahaoya Shikkaku - Watashi to Musuko no Mesu Buta Netorare Fukushuugeki [English] [Digital].zip-172.jpg")
>>322959252
That was the first thing I did when I got my 360 controller for PC a couple of years ago. You can set Xpadder to trigger the rumble with any button.
>>322962162
>Stomp a necro for a minute straight just to hear Isaac shout MOTHER... FUCKER... DIE... FUCK
What a game
>>322975870
Did you play the first ten minutes or something?
>>322975923
steam says 2 hours
its not a shitty game, but its a game held back by its own gameplay, so to speak.
Never thought I could feel pure rage like that.
>>322974342
>>322976151
FUKC
FUCK
FUCK
UFKC
FUCK
PSYCHOTICIDENTITY STEALINGBITCHTOKOOOOOOOOOO
>>322967163
Seinfield effect.
They basically create so many mechanics, and everyone copies it, making the original look like cliche.
>>322976391
If there's one thing the game does well, is lead you into complete denial throughout the entire thing. It even tries to warn you multiple times, butI still thought I was going to rescue her in the end.
Absolute despair.
>>322957081
>>322974267
Best Lovecraft short by far, its just so much more ominous than all of his others. Its the lack of monster that does it for me, you can't run or hide because you're not being chased.
>>322976687
>you will neverdieandhallucinate you marry your dead waifu
I'LL FIND THEKID
I SWEAR IT ON MY LIFE TOKO WHENEVER KNS3 GETS RELEASED AND TL'D
>>322962580
>you'll never get a Pathologic-type game with an Innsmouth-esque story
>>322976734
I recomend The Temple and The Music of Erich Zann, often overlooked and underrated compared to his more known works.
>no template yet
Someone pls?
>>322978104
odds are if you can't make yours out of the many posted here, your picture is going to be shit anyways
>>322978104
Are you retarded?
>>322977536
>You'll never play a Lovecraftian deconstruction of an Uncharted-esque romp as your "everyman" action hero avatar is slowly but surely stripped of his sanity and status as a reliable power fantasy conduit for the player.
>>322978104
Step 1. Stop being a dumbass
Step 2. Delete the images
Step 3. Put your own images in instead
I love going into games thinking they're shit and they turn out amazing
>>322959417
Brand is Lelo
Not sure how I know that ~ha ha!
>>322967045
>CoD 3 has a good single player
compared to 2 its pretty lackluster, although it had some of the best MP maps ever made for a shooter, if it got a PC port people might stop shitting on it because its a meme and see those glorious wide open maps
I'm probably just bad
>>322977573
seconding The Music of Erich Zann, fucking love that story and it rarely gets mentioned
>>322973871
make the last panel me crying and there you go
>>322978285
I did play The Evil Within, and it was fucking terrible.
>>322978104
>open ms paint
>type 9 words
>make 2 lines
>bullseye
>>322959001
>>322959252
>>322975723
i thought it was a reference to those arches you go through in the first level
>>322957081
oh boy its one of those
not too many pics folks it upsets my autism!
>>322978584
The Evil Within wasn't Lovecraft. It was Gorecraft at best.
>>322978041
venus is pretty damn hot
my favorite character to use in portable ops plus
>>322978624
pretty smooth flyin Fox
>>322976734
>the thought of the mother and her son communicating through screams while locked up in the attic
>the thought of the family being unable to move away as the land and animals around them lose all natural properties
>the thought of having haunted dreams forever more due to the cosmic gas mind raping you
>the thought of the well water infecting the new reservoir and helping the ayys spread
Anybody here play Technobabylon? Worth the buckaroos?
>>322976687
>>322977002
Eh, Toko wasn't that great anyways.
Give twin killing the other was the sexy as fuck.
She was my favorite.
>>322970376
i got to owl, fuck that shit
>>322957081
>Please limit it to 5 or 6 images on the bottom though, I'd like to keep the Reddit in this thread to a minimum.
What is this new meme?
Time to trigger OP.
>>322962580
TCofS was amazing.
>>322978978
+ Keith David
+ Nolan North
Shit was SO cash.
>>322978959
Karen?
FUCK her.
Bitch killed Yuka for fucks sake, stupid CUNT.
>>322975575
>Mass Effect has come close
>>322976274
i didn't ask for this
itt: people post and nobody replies
>>322979204
The one that was going out all the time was the one used CQC to counter the other one who was jelly she was going out so much and tried to strangle her, right?
So the one you fell in love with and shit is the one who lived correct?
>>322971970
>january 2014
>>322970380
not that anon but i got it in a humble bundle i bought for a dif game. i installed it randomly much later and it was easily the best game out of the whole bundle. its pretty good imo. surprised me.
>>322958504
>No FLCL in "got"
2/10 see me after class.
>>322972504
lel
I get it's cute, is it any good?
>>322979208
In the first game the emphasis on exploration, inter species diplomacy, humanity's place in the cosmos and the threat its facing is reminiscent of SC2 which was most likely a huge influence on it.
Too bad they fucked it up Mass Effect 2 and onward. I refuse to even finish those or even consider them valid sequels, they're so different and totally missed the point.
>>322966935
I was spoiled about this long before I managed to get a copy.
I didn't even finish it. Seemed pointless, since I already kinda knew what was gonna happen.
Really annoying, game was pretty decent too.
>>322964825
my sides
>>322970487
Max, could you make me a sandwich?
>>322976238
This
>>322962580
Fixed
>>322973871
>>322970487
I don't get it.
I seriously can't understand how you were able to enjoy this game.
I'm not bashing on you for doing so, but I seriously cannot fathom what you liked about this.
I played the demo, instantly realized that the way Max used her powers made 0 sense unless you REALLY stretched it using multiverse theory, uninstalled, looked up a playthrough 'cause I wanted to know where the story went, found nothing of worth.
Seriously, I'd love to hear why you like this. I haven't found an answer yet.
>>322979539
Yeah, haven't you finished the game? They make it very clear which one is which on the second playthrough.
>>322978754
Why is there a catgirl? There aren't any catgirls in Paper Mario.
>>322979845
>In the first game the emphasis on exploration, inter species diplomacy, humanity's place in the cosmos
Emphasis is a bit of a strong word since few of your choices even deal with those things and few still have any actual impact. Also from what I recall, planet exploration differed only between 3 different climates and the planets themselves were geographically indistinguishable.
>>322980354
Truly the only notable aspect of the worst Souls game to date
Fucking love Solatorobo.
>>322980584
thats ms. mowz you fucking retard
>>322979885
agreed, cave story fucking sucks
>>322964825
There are other ways?
>>322980502
You didn't play it nigga. The merit of the game is the emotional ride, alsoit makes me feel like I had the life I should of had during high school instead of just being bullied and shutting myself in from everyone.
>>322980756
Emphasis on the presentation of the elements I was talking about. Star Control 2 is actually more limited in choices, assets and outcomes, yet is arguably superior of the two in making you feel like you're making your mark in the cosmos.
>>322957081
>>322980502
The characters were written like actual people is what I enjoyed the most out of it.
>>322981361
I just don't get how people can look past that many flaws and focus on so few good aspects.
But hey, if you like it, good for you.My high school years were far better than my elementary school years. I fucking hated elementary school.
>>322981694
Eh, I can see where you're coming from, but I disagree.
>>322978517
i hope your'e not saying anything bad about bgate.
i would sex that gaym if i cud.
>>322978754
>yfw there'll never be another game like TYD
>>322974117
None, literally the only choice that has any impact is the last one you make. 2 endings, both are disappointing.
>>322977536
I'll agree with this to a degree but when the guy who ferries you around turned on me at the last moment and I instinctively shot him to stop him, some legit feels were had. I thought he was my dude.
>>322981929
Nah I love it, I'm just saying I have to reload every five steps
>>322962438
Just finished playing this. Couldn't be truer.
>>322981728
It just felt like the game had a very engaging story, I liked the characters and how they progressed (even if it wasn't much).
If you take the time travel thing seriously, it's pretty shit, but if you can look past that and just accept it as a plot device, it ain't that bad, there're some good puzzles as well.
People criticize the writing for being shit, but imo it's pretty realistic. I mean, it's a game about teenagers, of course they're gonna say some cringy shit.
>>322970380
>owned for years and never installed
thank you steamshits for this gift of dumbassery
>>322981694
Should I reinstall and play through it at some point? The story had an interesting concept andI like visual novelsbut I just couldn't get past the fucking indie teen movie dialogue
>>322982963
They're indie teens
They're gonna talk like indie teens
Suck it up and be glad they're not retarded conservative whales gabbing about Netflix and how they should try to remember to go to church more often
>>322977713
>>322971581
this fucking game rn
>>322980735
nah it was pretty much what you expected but with too much effort in emulating past works.
>>322976238
At least it's less handhold-y than Skyward Sword and Twilight Princess
>>322961374
intrigued...
>>322967363
MAH NIGGA
Played this on PC when I was a kid, it was GOATY shit
>>322979052
Barkley 2 whenI even backed them on kickstarter
>>322983139
That's fair. I'll play it some point soon
>>322966482
kek. underated post.
>>322966935
Sometimes the game will do something cute. I remember screwing up the fishing minigame so many times for a quest, that it eventually just cutscened and gave me the fish. Then a while later, I did figure out the wonky fishing controls.
>>322984001
OC
>>322984791
maximum bait
>>322984885
kek
>>322983870
>tfw Jellybattle got taken down
>>322980261
y-you too, Chloe
>>322985332
>the ending to SOMA
shit man
>>322985423
Please don't post Spore related images on /v/. Some of us are hyper-sensitive and sore about what should have been an incredible game.
>>322985423
/v/ truly managed to find a way to wrench enjoyment from one of the biggest disappointments in gaming.
>>322985703
>>322985928
This.
Finished it 2 days ago. Not the best game out there but it's worth a try.
Im so annoyed we wont get Zero until 2017
>>322982339
What?
Just how can anybody be so bad at such an easy game?
>>322986389
People still get triggered byfun? Holy shit anon calm down. Wait, did you just spend time doing that image? Autism.
>>322984661
whats wrong with jump kicks?
>>322986718
>defending that terrible, terrible PM:TTYD image
It is far and away the shittiest in this thread.
