How do we save him, /v/?
>>322874935
Come up with a cure for cancer within the next 3 years (realistically how long he has left).
>saving a cuck
>>322874935
any bets on how long he has to live?
also VIDEO GAMES?
>>322875282
A few years at most. Less if we're talking a quality life.
Go back in time and have him get a colonoscopy as soon as he was shitting out blood, not waiting around.
Or even do it before that, colon cancer or whatever the fuck is probably the slowest of all cancers you can get senpai.
If he dies how will I know which games are locked to 30fps?
Even though I don't care that much, if the PC release is no better than the console release I'd rather buy a game that I actually, physically own instead of just a steam liscence to be revoked at any time.
RIP PewDiePie
if I have a bad day I literally think "atleast im not TB dying of cancer"
am I the only one?
>>322874935
Do we HAVE to?
>>322875223
>Come up with a cure for cancer within the next 3 months (realistically how long he has left).
Fixed
>>322874935
>How do we save him, /v/?
Turn off Adblock. Watch his Starcraft casts and his Twitch channel where he has his talk shows running on repeat.
Money saves lives.
>>322878079
>80 year old grandmas die in a year
>this means that a 30 year old man will die in months
lolno
>>322877910
grandma died of cancer
uncle died of cancer
dad currently has cancer
it might come sooner than you think, but you are still not TB... so yeah
>>322878209
It's already been several months since it metastasized, and TB is probably more out of shape than an 80 year old grandma due to chemotherapy and his obesity.
>>322878209
actually its often bad to be young with cancer compared to old because of cells change faster/copy faster watever. So sometimes younger people will have a shorter expected lifespan with the same cancer as old people.
>>322878209
Anon, have you seen the man? He's in a worse state physically that your typical 80 year old grandma.
He has no reserves, his body is a mess.
>>322874935
>mfw the leader of GingerGongers dies
>>322878415
This is absolutely wrong. Why would you make shit like that up for no reason? You dont accomplish anything.
>>322874935
Unfortunately, we can't.
He's gonna die in pain, and for as much as people like to shit on him, he ain't that bad.
Its a shame one of the most prominent pro-consumer youtubers has to go this way. Wouldn't wish this kinda shit on anybody, even if he himself did.
>>322878578
get rekt fagboy
http://2013.europeancancercongress.org/Global/News/ECC-2013-Press-Releases-EN/2013/09/Young-patients-with-metastatic-colorectal-cancer-are-at-high-risk-of-disease-progression-and-death
>tfw there is no one to replace TB'S pc based consumer activism and voice in the industry
The world will be a lesser place
>>322874935
My god this is fucking sad. I don't even like this guy's videos, but fuck man thats so fucked up. Just like that and the doc tells you you only got 3 years to live.
>>322878782
>http://2013.europeancancercongress.org/Global/News/ECC-2013-Press-Releases-EN/2013/09/Young-patients-with-metastatic-colorectal-cancer-are-at-high-risk-of-disease-progression-and-death
>showed that the youngest and oldest patients had the highest risk of their disease progressing and of dying, compared to middle-aged patients
TB is middle aged. The grandma comparison meant oldest patient. You are wrong.
>>322878782
Don't bully the anon, anon, all he has is the PCF to spread awareness in his shithole of a country so he can't be expected to know this kind of shit.
>>322878901
Uploads more rarely, covers console stuff, but at least he doesnt have cancer and his videos arent just him reciting what he remembers from reading Gamasutra earlier that day.
>>322878987
This is some mighty fine goalpost moving if I ever saw it.
You said he was wrong, he was not, if anything it was irrelevant, not wrong.
You got served, you proved yourself retarded, and your pathetic attempt at moving the goalpost is laughable.
>>322879053
Instead of samefagging consult your source text again >>322878987
You dont get to just google something, copy the first link based on its title, and act smug. Fucking imbecile.
>>322879189
>So sometimes younger people will have a shorter expected lifespan with the same cancer as old people.
This isnt the case. The study shows MIDDLE AGED people have it better than young and old people, who both have it bad.
You got served, you got rekt, the salt is flowing out of your ass, you proved yourself retarded, and your pathetic attempt at a retort only show your latent homosexuality and cocklust #REKT #burn #roast #blacklivesmatter
>>322878901
I'm sure someone will rise to the challenge eventually, If and when he dies that is. The thing about TB that's so unique compared to a lot of youtube gaming channels is the fact that his audience is older and tends to be the ones actually buying video games.
I don't think you can anymore but you used to be able to look at the analytical stats of other channels and this included the average age of the people who watched those channels.
>>322878987
stay assblasted my friend, also i wasnt those other guys.
>>322879303
Anon... is reading hard for you? Do you want me to slow down?
What he said wasn't that "old people" have it better, what he said specifically was about young people having cancer specifically spread faster due to their bodies growing and shit causing a faster spread of the cells, nothing about total life expectancy, which is probably due to old people being weaker so DUH middle-aged individuals have it best.
Stop moving the goalposts, stop being retarded, in fact stop living all together you retarded piece of shit.
>>322879559
>So sometimes younger people will have a shorter expected lifespan with the same cancer as old people.
>So sometimes younger people will have a shorter expected lifespan with the same cancer as old people.
>So sometimes younger people will have a shorter expected lifespan with the same cancer as old people.
>So sometimes younger people will have a shorter expected lifespan with the same cancer as old people.
This is never correct. You are wrong. Kill yourself before you spread and metastasize.
>>322874935
by letting him go
>>322874935
We transfer his consciousness into a PC.
Or make AI after his image.
>Wanting to save a man who supports trannies and treats his fanbase like they are nothing more than numbers on a screen
>>322878901Jim the cuck sterling
>>322878209
it's like you don't understand cancer at all.
so the question really is: why even fucking post?
i mean honestly when there's a topic you don't know shit about, and you found yourself typing out a response even though you have no clue, please stop before you hit post.
>>322874935
meme so hard to cure his cancer?
>your channel is so bad you yourself got cancer from it
>>322880353
What if he only runs at 15fps?
Patreon.
>>322880804
>tb
>running
>>322881042
I keked
>>322874935
My reaction to this picture used to be "He should really think about getting that mole removed."
But now I have to change my tune because he won't live long enough for it to matter.
That doesn't mean he's not based and one of the few people I like in in his shit YouTube community, I'm sad to see him go.
>>322882056
I have a total of three such moles on my face, and I dont think about removing them. Who is bothered by this shit?
>>322882252
Insecure pieces of shit like myself.
I have a mole on my right cheek where my sideburns are, makes me want to kill myself.
I'm 5'8, and I feel like a fucking midget.
>>322883095
Huh, I'm 5'8 myself, and I have a mole above my lip, near my ear on the cheek, and another on my neck. Big ones, that grow funny hairs. Never cared about them, barely anybody has commented on them in my life. Just remove the hair so its not like cat mustaches when it grows, thats all I do.
You are fooling yourself that anyone cares. Most people wont, and those who do wont care much.
let the fat retard die
literally no one will remember him after he's gone, 1 or 2 days and we will all forget
what a waste of a thread OP
kill yourself
>>322883095
>>322883276
>You are fooling yourself that anyone cares
I don't think that's quite true. People do notice and they do comment on imperfections.
The tricky bit is understanding that their criticisms really don't impact you, but if you worry about what others might think in more than a passing way then you are inflicting mental anguish on yourself for no good reason.
>>322883276
>>322883529
I've been told by many people I'm a 8/10, but that's because of how insanely insecure I am. It drives me to be a complete narcissist.
I got the gym 6 days a week so I don't have to be ashamed of my body, I pluck my eyebrows, I use specific skin moisturizers for my face, I refuse to go outside if my hair is fucked up, etc.
As far as Video Games are concerned I optimize, research, train, practice, and do all kinds of unnecessary shit online so I can be better and keep people from looking down on me.
I'm going to college even though I'd rather do nothing with my life so I don't have to be embarrassed about who I am. Plan on going into social work for those moral gains too.
My life is hell and I can never feel like I'm a good person, or that I'm not an evil, ugly, talentless piece of shit.
But 4chan isn't my blog, TB does legit look like shit in some pictures, pic related. If he took better care of himself he might not be fucked so hard right now.
>gaemsdonequick is doing cancer awareness
>tb didn't jump on bandwagon
>>322883776
>My life is hell and I can never feel like I'm a good person, or that I'm not an evil, ugly, talentless piece of shit.
I'm a counsellor and this kind of thing is my bread and butter. Not much I can do via 4chan though.
>>322884584
I wouldn't want you to anyway, I would only resent the shit out of you and tell you whatever you wanted to hear to get you to leave me alone.
Been thinking about going to the free psychiatric services center at my university because one of my good friends told me I should, but I get angry just thinking about it.
>>322883776
GL bro
video games
>>322884839
It sounds like you don't have a lot to lose by giving it a try.
>get you to leave me alone
What do you get from being alone? Do you escape from the threat of change, or from uncomfortable social contact, or do you think there would be a power imbalance between us that would tickle your feelings of inadequacy?
>I get angry just thinking about it.
Angry at what?
Why would I want to?
>>322878901
>consumer activism
I'm really pissed how everyone took video games and turned it into a social movement
Exclusives are perfectly fine and actually SERVE the consumer making a better experience for them. Why? Because it drives companies to be competitive leading to bigger and better games. Competition brings innovation because that's what drives sales.
Want to see what happens when there's no competition? See Androids (and iPhones). Since everybody has a phone, you have a massive market meaning that any turn you shit out is a guaranteed success. Unlike with actual video games where you actually have to make a good game.
And just look at PC itself. There are both no good games since numbers are still going up, at least for gayman PCs everybody has a toaster, which has lead developers to not even try. They don't even release games anymore. They don't even need to make a game since retards will throw money at them anyways.
Or one of the worst things that happened to PC, Steam. Sure it's handy dandy getting games easily and all, but that floods the market with low quality shit that doesn't need to make a profit to get a sequel/other game from the same developer. Thanks to Steam, PC is the new Wii, only way worse since the Wii shovelware actually stopped.
The only people who complain about exclusives are poorfags and/or literal children. On very rare occasions is it autism like in TBs case
>>322885259
>What do you get from being alone? Do you escape from the threat of change, or from uncomfortable social contact, or do you think there would be a power imbalance between us that would tickle your feelings of inadequacy?
Probably more of the latter. I pride myself on being introspective and being able to empathize with others. I tend to play therapist for a lot of my friends, but I'm a narcissist so the thought of someone turning the tables and trying to understand me fills me with anger because it makes me feel infantalized. I walk around feeling like my IQ is near genius and I can practically read other peoples minds, the idea that I can't handle my own problems disgusts me.
>Angry at what?
I also just hate counselors in general. I remember when I was a kid, I never had friends, got bullied, all kinds of shit. I would think about killing myself regularly.
One time I caught some kid that would hit me and steal my shit all the time taking crap out of my desk, so I told the teacher. The teacher asked him if he stole from me, he said no, I called him a liar, and he got upset.
She sent him to the counselor, who helped him get over the trauma of being falsely accused, while I went home and watched my dad smash a beer bottle against the side of my mom's face.
Maybe it's really nobodies fault, but the idea that the counselor felt proud of himself for taking care of some scumbag while I was languishing in silence enraged me.
Still, 4chan isn't my blog. Video Games.
This is why you eat your veggies kids. His fame gave him cancer, literally. He earned more money, and he ate more charred steaks from that money. And from eating indulgently his anus got cancer. FYI, charred food = carcinogen.
https://www.google.com/search?q=charred+carcinogen
>>322886283
Was that the specific reason he got ass cancer?
>>322887045
Guess why his other nickname was TotalHalibut
>>322887045
getting cancer is mostly genetic but lifestyle factors can make the chance higher.
>>322886207
>Still, 4chan isn't my blog
This is interesting me more than the umpteenth thread about youtubers or Tifa's tits.
You've said you're narcissistic, but I'm uncertain of that for two reasons. You've twice said that 4chan isn't your blog, and your typical narcissist really wouldn't give a shit about that. You've also expressed tremendous self-loathing and anxiety about yourself, which don't really exist withing the mind of a narcissist. Really the impression I get from the snippets you've divulged is that you have very emotionally intense highs and lows in your reactions to others and yourself, that there is a lot of instability there.
Honestly it sounds a lot closer to something like Borderline Personality Disorder than to narcissism. What do you think about that?
>when I was a kid, I never had friends, got bullied
>I went home and watched my dad smash a beer bottle against the side of my mom's face
>I was languishing in silence
All of these, and especially the the second and third, are going to fuck with your mental health. Simple as that. I've got to hit the hay soon, but you should know that people aren't responsible for things they have no control over. And you've had no control over some pretty awful things, form what you've told me.
You don't need to beat yourself up for not reaching some arbitrary levels of 'good enough' when you've lacked a safe and stable childhood, any more than a man who is stunted from a childhood of malnutrition should feel guilty about not being fed enough by his family.
Good luck with your life, anon. I really hope you talk to someone about this face-to-face.
>>322886283
Charred food is prescribed against bacterial infections in the stomach which lead to ulcers and cancer. I have been told this by two specialists.
>>322886207
>One time I caught some kid that would hit me and steal my shit all the time taking crap out of my desk, so I told the teacher. The teacher asked him if he stole from me, he said no, I called him a liar, and he got upset.
Reminds me of when I was in school, in like 2nd grade playing musical chairs. Another kid pushed me after the music stopped and the teacher didn't see, but only saw me pushing back. I didn't get to play for the rest of the day.
And I remember getting evicted from an apartment for the 3rd time, seeing my mom cry while dad is helping load up furniture into the moving truck.
People always tell me I should go to school to be a psychologist.
I just play vidya, occasionally write music/paint and try to help people cook better and stay healthy with tips on /ck/.
I stopped plucking my eyebrows, getting haircuts, and shaving but I still shower 2-3 times per day and comb my hair regularly to stay clean. Somehow, this makes me feel better. Seeing my hair and beard grow long gives me a feeling of comfort and maturity. Like branches on a tree.
I've also read that having harmless moles mean you age slower, or something. They're actually supposed to be a good thing in this way. I have 3 small ones. One on my cheek, neck, and underarm.
>>322886283
I'd rather die of cancer than stop eating charred meat.
>>322888917
If I accept it as a given that I'm shit, and that all people are shit, I can strive to be better.
If I start feeling secure, I will quickly become a conceited evil piece of trash. Therefore, I consider that conceited evil piece of trash to be my natural state that I need to be on guard against.
When I'm alone, I fantasize about punching people in their fucking mouths, but when I'm near others instead I smile sheepishly and say "sir" and "ma'am" a lot.
The more I like know someone, the meaner I get to them. I would often punch my brother in the face and call him a fat faggot, reducing him to tears. He is the only person I love. I've cared about others, but it's always ended brutally.
>>322874935
Delete his butt
>>322891738
If you weren't on the other side of the planet I would give you a hug, you poor bastard.
Well, I know a person who had stage 3 cancer and he lived though it.
>>322887502
Thinking food has any impact. Its 99% genetics
>>322892260
Sure. But TB's cancer is at Stage 4.
He ain't beating it.
>>322892193
Don't worry. I'm pretty sure I'm dead inside anyway, there's really nothing for it.
