AGDQ 2016
Now: System Shock 3
Next: Forgetfulness: A Contraption for Swine
>>322867574
It's not fun. It's not entertaining. It's not good.
>>322867576
Agreed.
>>322867587
Agreed.
/MU/
memes
would youhugnoir
Oh boy the sixth response
>>322867565
anime was a mistake
>this run
When are they going to decide to ban them? Tomorrow? Right after the run? Are they waiting for the SJW's to wake up on twitter to get their reactions?
>>322867645
/mu/mblr pls go
>>322867645
>/fag/
Fixed that for ya
>>322867645
This.
I miss moments like werster saying fucking niggers on stream to get donation money
>>322867697
I've barely paid attention to this run because it's been so dull. What did they say?
Reminder that the legacy days of 2013 are over
>>322867697
Has Trihex ever faced any problems? He's made some pretty not-PG jokes on GDQs hasn't he?
This runner is very problematic.
So I missed the last 20 hours or so thanks to getting a surprise shift at work. How was Wolfenstein and NoirTrap in HL2?
>>322867565
>System Shock 3
>>322867774
>You will never chill with Trihex
fire extinguishers have rights too
>>322867642
Stop baiting pls.
>>322867642
You're a fag.
>>322867776
>that moment when you realize you're autistic because you have a problem with this runner for no reason
>>322867774
He's been warned. It's why you haven't seen him do shit recently. He is only there for support. He gets profiled like Big Jon.
>cancer stories for 10 minutes
>>322867774
Trihex is black, he gets a get out of jail free card.
>>322867782
Wolfenstein was almost a shitshow, but turned out alright
Noir was apparently okay
>>322867821
>thank you massah
>>322867751
They went into this whole "The Aristocrats" shtick for a minute or two.
It was pretty graphic. I'm surprised they didn't cut them off.
>speedrunning horror games
Why
H O Y P
O
Y
P
What about the "save the frames" donations?
>>322867565
>System Shock 3
PLEASE, SOMEONE DONATE TELLING THEM THEY'RE CUTE... THEY'LL HAVE TO READ IT... PLEASE...
>>322867782
Both alright. Lots of clipping and prop tricks used. Runners were pretty neat to watch and pretty good commentary.
>5m of donations
how is this the best run?
>these bants
>these jokes
>explains shit well
>that touching stuff
>>322867871
Noir just gave all the homos on /v/ a boner.
>>322867884
SPOOKY
AND IT'S NIGHT TIME
>>322867836
>Rape jokes
>"Hitler did nothing wrong"
>"Prepare your anus"
>"Our greatest ally"
>Literally just made a sandwich joke
You're a shit lord.
>>322867821
>Tfw he called my username on stream once
felt pretty nice
>>322867697
based on our conversations and requests it will probably happen during the morning for full effect. these goobers are gonna be eliminated from twotch so hard. youd think they understand what a few angry well worded private messages can do these days
remember
its 2016
>>322867565
>Now: System Shock 3
Now: OP is a fag
/r9k/ here
Fuck Normies ruining my Autistic hobby and the event + bringing in total trash women runners
>>322867926
D-did he dress up again?
>>322867838
Warned over what?
>>322867947
>>322867884
well, this one has so many things to abuse so it kinda works and ends up interesting to watch
>>322867565
>System Shock 3
>>322867936
even though i'm probably taking the bait
why the fuck are you even OFFENDED BY THIS SHIT
holy fuck grow the fuck up faggot
>>322867936
You forgot the euphoria.
>>322867947
Noir was a guy
>>322867697
They are going to get banned when they sleep and wake up. Question is, are they going to escort them out or let them stay the rest of the week?
>>322867954
someone post the pics of him sitting on some guys dick mid stream
>>322867940
well memed friendo
>>322867895
>>322867784
I heard someone compare this to System Shock.I've played neither.
The sad thing about this game is that if you watch a complete stream of it there's not much of a reason to play it yourself
>>322868006
It is bait you retard. Anyone can tell it is yet you retards fall for it every time and reply knowing it is bait
>>322868006
Pretty sure that's ironic shitposting, anon.
>MISSED TIME
This guy must be a fan of CS CLG, no LoL fan would be ok with this high quality of bants.
>>322867642
>speedrun with actual glitches and going fast
>IT'S NOT FUN I'M BORED FUCK THE RUNNERS
why do you watch this?
>>322868064
Neither did they apparently.
>agdq 2015 made 1.5 million
What the fuck happened? People lost interest
>>322868006
>Someone makes "prepare your anus joke" during a cancer prevention event
>Colon cancer is a thing
>>322868093
You are way out of your league. It's best to ignore this one.
>>322868117
>half way through
>330k
kek
KEK
>>322868117
The pace picks up during the last hours.
>>322868117
Kinda easy to lose interest when no fun is allowed.
>>322868117
No it fucking didn't. SGDQ 2015 did.
Reminder that every run during 2013 was like this run
>>322868068
Good thing this isn't really spoiling the game at all. Like... they've skipped pretty much everything
>2016
>Not drinking a gallon of water a day
It's like you want to be unhealthy
STOP DEAD NAMING DANIELLE U RACIST ANNOUNCER
>>322868101
Not the same guy, but even though it's being broken so bad, I have such little interest in the source material that I can't really appreciate the run as a result.
It's cool if you enjoy it, it's just not very fun for me to watch.
>>322868117
#safespace #indiegamesmattertoo
So why exactly is agdq so intent on banning all fun?
I miss the fumos
>>322868190
>tfw haven't drank water in years
>>322868108
i was the one in the other thread who pointed out that WAU and shodan are almost identical and the plots for both games are eerily similar. this game feels much more like a system shock game than bioshock does in terms of plot. not only that, but it's probably not a coincidence that this game's minor success happened shortly before the original system shock developers have decided to make a third game
>>322868117
Maybe people found out about what the org they're donating to actually does
>great run
>great runners
>sweet game
>>middle of the fucking night
>>they're going to get banned for sure
why
>>322868208
Did you call me senpai?
>not binding jump to scroll
fucking pleb this guy is
>>322868208
>>322868117
Runners that actually had a sense of humor arent there. Shittt games being run. Its obly a few days in as well but it wont get better
>AGDQ threads used to be fun
>they're basically just paranoid /pol/tard threads now
Only the anime posters make it worth being here anymore.
>>322868223
fun might trigger someone who was raped by a rapist who was having fun
>>322868223
Asking the wrong place, they will just spout problematic sayings and go "muh SJW bogeyman" when anti SJW's are just as bad. Normal people aren't here. They want to keep it professional.
THEY ARE NOT HITBOXES YOU FAGS
>>322868223
Can you stop lady wants to make it a serious event and is controlling the strings
>>322868223
Jewyama.
I wonder what Zom sounds when hemoans.
>>322868208
Anime?
>>322868223
Fun might trigger sensitive people
>>322868254
North Korea reigns supreme here
>>322868117
People are smartening up, soon a whole new event will be created to combat this
>naming your child Carnie
Jesus christ
>>322868298triggered
>>322868117
They're about 30k below where they were around this time last year. Hm.
This game looks so good, but I'm such a fucking pussy at any scary games, I've never got past an hour in dead space
How much "tension" does the game have? That's the main reason I stopped playing DS because I was always trying to prepare for everything
NIP KING!!!!!
>NipKing
what
>all these dutch and german fucks suddenly donating
Greetings from Germany!
My baka Shinji died from tang cancer 18 years ago and my Mom died from giant robot cancer as well. Donating to a great cause, so you can kick cancer's butt and I can finally express my grief instead of shutting myself away.
>>322868272
the majority of /pol/ is underage
>>322868195
>not enjoying the commentary
>>322868335
>soon
NASA. bro
>>322868314
>he will never fuck you in your ass moaning in your ear going "prepare your anus" before he blows his load in you.
imagine being friends with fucking carnie
>netherlands
FAKE
A
K
E
Fell asleep just before my anticipated HL2 run.
Woke up 40 mins into SOMA, which looks great.
How was HL2?
>>322868335
There are already other marathons that are rather popular. Like ESA.
>horror block
Post horror
>>322868298
I was kindatriggered too
>>322868259
My God, what a slut.
>>322868178
>>322868181
That's true, although the ending is one of those things that you'll only really appreciate if you endure the full journey
Greetings from Germany,
One of my favorite games being absolutely destroyed brought a lot of joy to me. I just died from cancer 5 minutes ago and I figured that I don't want anyone else to suffer the same fate I did, here's 20 dollars. Oh, and save the animals.
>>322868351
It's pretty tense but the enemies are a slap on the wrist, you can get hit twice before dying and the first hit usually dumps you past the enemy anyway.
>>322868292
>when anti SJW's are just as bad
????
the first couple of GDQ's were very "anti-SJW". I'm assuming that by anti-sjw you mean anything that isn't SJW
>>322868398
incredible
>>322868016
Usually after 11 a.m. in american hotels it is considered a full day stay and you cannot be refunded for that day. So probably around lunch
>>322868398
HL2 run was pretty cool, you should check it out
>>322868375
Trust me fampai, it's REALLY fucking obvious.
>>322868428
We're only about 80k at most under what AGDQ 2015 had at this time. It's not until the last couple days that the donations really fly in.
>>322868208
>>322868272
>implying its not just mods banning everyone who calls cosmo a guy
Mods ruined these threads
>Penumbra: Necrologue
>Total Conversion (mod) for the game Amnesia: The Dark Descent.Penumbra: Necrologue is a community-made mod interpreting the continuation of the Penumbra series. The game starts right where the last game in the series ended (Penumbra: Requiem).
I've never heard of this sounds neat.
>>322868292
Did you base your entire existence off of that mask wearing SJW image?
>>322868404
>>322868006
Some nerds have decided to pre-assume someone will start a SJW campaign just to cope with the stress of their friends potentially getting in trouble.
Has anything truly awful happened at this event yet?
CHOKE
>>322868415
She's actually a very nice girl, shame the anime is fucking trash.
>>322868457
I mean normal people.
>>322868509
What image? You see too many on twitter.
>>322868554
that "pepsi" run
>SOFTLOCK
>>322868554
L4D, then most of day 2
>>322868554
Axiom Verge chokerun
>>322868486
>>322868458
fuck, I knew i should've forced myself to sit through metroid for that.
>>322868315
That's not anime.
>>322868579
>using fucking twitter
jesus mother fucking christ
>>322868457
Anti-sjws are the people who basically never talk about anything but SJWs, think every part of the world is involved in some massive WW3 against SJWs, think entirely in black and white, and suffer horribly from Anakin-syndrome.
Pretty much they are the cancer that killed this board and ar emore vocal than furries, weebs, ponyfags, and every fetish group combined here.
>>322868117
Did you miss the entire Valve game block? I hope not because you'll never see another Valve game at a GDQ event ever again after that massive failure. Literally dropped from future events.
>>322868208
Yeah man
>>322868292
someone post the image
>>322868554
Pepsi had free advertising for 30 mins yesterday.
LFD2 run was a shit show.
>>322868506
>why does my offtopic shitposting keep getting deleted!
>>322868554
randompinkbunny
>>322868554
Summer wifes done quick, but that wasn't awful, rather hilarious.
>>322868603
What?
>>322868579
who gives a fucking about normies? this event was never about normies
>actively using twitter
fuck off you fucking normie piece of shit
>just watching some guys KZ and jump on boxes
meh
HOLY SHIT THERES APPLAUSE
>>322868632
>>322868554
L4d2, pepsi, announcer dead grandma
>>322868628
Am I racist, or are most of the people who take the SJWS TRYING TO KILL EVERYTHING RHETORIC South American?Ironically the "anti-SJWs" are probably their biggest ally because their idiocy offers them an opponent and something to point to and say "LOOK LOOK THINGS ARE FUCKED UP"
>>322868653
oh jesus christ, what happened with pepsi?
>>322868662
>talking about a male speedrunner is shitposting
Mediocre meme
>>322868628
But who care's? anti-sjw aren't running the event or trying to change things
>>322868693
>fuck off normies
I know you're just pouting some 4chan meme. Normal people use twitter and have a vocal majority on the video game industry these days. It's not your secret clubhouse anymore.
>You seem different.
>And you're now dead.
What are the odds we even get a new meme from this event this year?
>Just realized how shitty the ending is again
>>322867697
which run
>>322868735
What's the deal with pepsi?
>>322868776
these guys are our memes
i love them
>>322868756
They sure as hell ruin the threads and /v/.
>anti-sjws don't want to change anything
lel
>cracking your neck like that
That shit always looks inhuman to me
>>322868776
zero
agdq is exclusively for hyper cringe autism
>>322868741
>*rhetoric seriously
>>322868749
I think he's talking about how one of the runners has some kind of pepsi inside joke so half of his donation messages mentioned COLD REFRESHING PEPSI
>>322868776
magic man meme is best so far imo
>>322868807
but you were the one who brought up anti-sjw, friend
truly anti-anti-sjws are just as bad because you're ruining this thread :^)
>>322868809
>I cracked it so much that I can't crack it anymore
>>322868613
Indiegames were pretty fun. Snapshot was really cool
>>322868764
>>322868782
You obviously have shit taste.
>>322867882
>I missed an Aristocrats joke
>At fucking AGDQ
FUCK
>>322868858
same senpai
>>322868786
>>322867697
Is there a video of what happened?
>>322868776
Define "meme".
>>322868776
go back to reddit and check out the latest memes there friend
>>322868856
>but you were the one who brought up anti-sjw, friend
No, I wasn't. Why do you think every anonymous poster is the same person/that you are the majority?
Thread was already ruined by /pol/tards, I'll shut up as soon as you stop whining about SJWs. I don't see that happening, senpai.
>entire family is dying from cancer plz donate :^)
>>322868786
It puts a pep in your step after a hard day at work.
>>322868916
Doubt it, they aren't even going to upload this run because of how "problematic" and "triggering" it is.
>>322868809
I do that without the hand assist. I used to rotate on axis too, with hands, but cant do that anymore. Can potentially get 3-5 loud rapid cracks as I roll. Shits good.
>>322868535
jesus christ what the fuck
>>322868858
>cracked so hard one time it really hurt
>like really fucking hurt if I didn't have my head tilted for like a day
slept on it wrong too and took like 8 months for me to be able to tilt my head to the left
>>322868863
>putting all my text into an image makes me right
>>322868930
The reddit meme stopped being remotely funny like 4 years ago. Most of this current board came from reddit/tumblr in 2014
>>322868923
Prefer if you be quiet.
Kill myself guy.
etc.
>>322868890
underrated
>>322868934
because there's only guy (you) defending your viewpoint
You can tell by the timings of the post
>>322868958
I really hope it doesn't get uploaded.
Nobody deserves to see and hear such a disgusting thing.
>>322868934
>Thread was already ruined by /pol/tards, I'll shut up as soon as you stop whining about SJW
Do you actually believe you are taking a moderate position on this issue? It's obvious you have sympathies with the cuckoldry that is modern progressivism
>>322868958
The run right now? What did they do? All I see is some vague aristocrats thing
>>322868628
>retty much they are the cancer that killed this board and ar emore vocal than furries, weebs, ponyfags, and every fetish group combined here.
/v/ can't even hate things anymore by your logic. you're an sjw blending in
fuck you.
>>322868863
this is you senpai lmaoo
>>322868986
>deflecting instead of forming a rebuttal
Yeah, normalfags aren't generally good at justifying their genocide of culture. You are no different from muslims.
>>322868970
>8 month
That's scary
>>322869001
can we please filter all mentions of plebbit to gaia?
>>322868923
Stop this meme please.
>All these jokes
>These failure glitches
>Possibly going to go over estimate
It's over. The announcer when he told him he should do infomercials was saying that to suggest a new career since he is going to be blacklisted from all speedrunning events.
>>322868970
That's uhh
That's pretty terrifying.
Must watch runs so far?
>>322869069
Mind if I post this on /r/4chan, bro?
>this ending
>this writing
>simon
>>322868863
consider immediate suicide
>>322867697
what the fuck happened?
>>322869115
the run is practically done.
Why is everyone throwing a fit? What were the off color jokes made.
>>322869141
Talos Princible
>>322867838
He was at this past SGDQ, with his DBZ shirt
>>322869074
I really dont know how long it was but it felt like forever
wasn't a big nuisance it just hurt a little if I tried to tilt my head to the left very far. Then one day I noticed I didn't have that problem any more. The lesson to be learned is that if you ignore your problems they will definitely go away eventually.
>>322868809
>>322868858
>>322868970
a-anons i don't want to scare you...
but you may have aSKELETONinside you
>>322869171
he LITERALLY raped 100,000 people
>my grandpa otto
>>322869053
>If you aren't with me....you are my ENEMY
And this is why you are pure cancer. No one can break your retarded groupthink or they are evil SJWs. And again, this is why people say you and SJWs are two sides of the same coin
>Yeah, I don't think we need to force women protagonists
>REEEEE MY SOGGY KNEES!
>Yeah, I don't think we need a game to be 100% white males
>REEEE SJW
>>322868060
>>322867940
That sperg crash runner had his twitch banned for the jokes he was making at SGDQ
can't flimflam the zimzam?
>>322869115
actually it was really solid run
only lost like 2 minutes due to fails
>>322869141
Half life 2
left4deadnecrodancer
>>322869141
necrodancer was pretty impressive
>co-host is jerking off
>>322869216
Awesome.
>>322869151
You go first, newfag
are runners actually getting banned
if they are then what the fuck
>>322869107
What do you mean? "meme" is the most misused word this decade.
>PEOPLE WHO STILL THING "PREVENT CANCER" CONTRIBUTES TO CANCER RESEARCH OR ANYTHING
>>322869069
no. i'm a normal person
you're a blend in with everybody look at me look at them faggot
>>322869216
But what actually did he do
>>322867697
are you talking about this soma run or what. I am so fucken confused
I'm not gonna lie, this ending hit me right in the feels. The VAs really nailed it.
>>322868890
underrated post
Simon you fucking moron.
this ending ruined the game.
>THOSE FUCKERS
HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED.
Simon has both arms still cause he skipped a bunch of shit. That's pretty cool.
>they're not us
FUCK THIS
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
BAN SIMON
>>322868809
>Be in car accident
>My neck cracks continuously if I do the 360 degree neck roll stretchI wish that accident killed me
How about these people stop dying from cancer so I can stop hearing about all these dead people.
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>"S-Simon pls we're going to be banned Simon stop it haha..."
This fucking ending.
>>322869294
There you go again with that meme. Can you stop?
FUCK
>>322869331
You also keep your arm if you dont kill the WAU.
Oh man this writing
>SOMA
>ever being played at SGDQ again
>>322869331
you can actually keep your arm in regular gameplay if you don't stick it into the WAU
>>322869331
Pretty sure losing the arm is optional anyway.