>>322862203
>playing dark souls for the first time
>get invaded
>dude drops a halberd and some titanite for me and bows before we fight
hey, this feels like duel servers in jk2! this wont be so bad.
>he one shots me
oh. that's not quite the same. oh well! look, he's waving goodbye!
>two invasions later
>two one shots later
I stay hallow now.

>>322862203
>playing dark souls 2
>get invaded in pirate cove place
>guy waves me down
>go through entire cove with him pointing out enemies
>get to boss
>he back stabs me and kills me
It's ok i guess

>Dark souls 2
>Get invaded
>kill the guy
>get invaded by him again but hes got a friend with him
>they obliterate me

i'm too scared to play with an internet connection incase they come back

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Yes.

Just once, and it was an actual hacker. He rolled into me and one shot him, added him on steam and told him to kill himself, he actually replied with "U mad bro? xD" Yes, I was fucking mad.

>>322865890
This only brings fond memories.

>>322865959
>The XD in you mad bro
he deserves to kill himself anyway.

>>322862203
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LjAZa3p9rQ
>reports for cheating & griefing
LOL

>>322867083
>all those butthurt retards in the comments missing the point of the video
Mild lol

>>322862203
Nah. It's fun screwing with the muh honor fags in a game that has a gimmick all about invading someone's game to ruin their fun.

I spent 60 hours on my first playthrough and honestly never got invaded

>>322862203
>worst invader ever
>can't kill the invader and commits suicide

am i missing something?

>>322862203
>>322862203
>Did you ever get angry over a PVP match, /v/?

No, because SoulsBorne PvP is a joke. I don't take it seriously enough to get angry over a match that doesn't go the way I want it to go.

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>>322868153
Maybe.

>>322862203
In Souls games?
No.

In SF and GG?
Yes.

Does anyone have that video of that guy in ornstein's armor fighting another guy in oolacile?
The one where he gets parryed and screams what the fuck so loudly his mom comes up

>>322862203
oh yeah I did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyA8odjCzZ4

>tfw i was shiva the deceased

>Dark Souls 2
>Join Rat Conevent
>Have all Pharaoh traps unlocked
>Stick that area on NG++
>Watch all the invaders try to avoid obstacles, beefed up enemies and me with my dual poison tridents

>>322871539
I mean you're basically right but still, thank you for being salty as fuck

>>322865824
>get invaded by him again but hes got a friend with him

Things that never happened...

Dudes not very good but dang that invader is a prick.

Should save those kind of tricks for people who deserve it, not just people who don't know how to play.

>playing dark souls 1
>go human to summon solaire to help me fight smog and the other guy
>using full havel set with havels ring.
>get invaded
>go full turtle mode
>enemy uses a crossbow like weapon and punches holes in my defense even with my shield up
>also causes bleed
>get fucked
Another time
>about to fight nito
>get invaded
>invader chills down with the skeleton babies waiting for me to come down
>lure him out
>he lags behind me and backstab kills me
It's shit desu senpai

>>322867083
>>322862203
Wait, why is he overencumbered after he gets hit with the water pots? There's no item in DaS2 that does that.

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>few weeks after Das2 comes out
>in BoB arena
>been practicing my parrying for days
>go against ass with buffed warp sword
>get each other down to low hp
>say fuck it i'm gonna die anyway and 2h parry with a BKS
>it lands
>OH GOD ITS TIME
>pull out dagger and walk up to guy
>Lost connection to player

I just turned off my ps3 and didn't touch the game for a week.

>>322872745
Bet it broke his dragon ring

>>322873445
>>322872745
Nevermind, I saw that it was actually the Spider's Silk's R2, not some sort of urn ala Corrosive Urn.