>dad walks in
>>322854095
jesus christ do you not have a lock on your door?
>>322854095
>Starts masturbating too
>>322854095
Yeah, you're winning son.
>>322854407
>lock door
>*door handle jiggles*
>*BANG*BANG*
>SON, ARE YOU IN THERE PLAYING AS A GIRL AGAIN?
>dad walks out on my life
>wife's son walks in
>>322854095
>"does she have a penis just like all the other girls on your computer anon?"
>>322854543
That's not a picture of a black guy.
>>322854407
>tfw father removed door to my room when I was a teenager because Cutey Honey was too lewd
>>322854407
In my country people dont lock room doors
>>322854095
>finally move out on my own
>day before either a leave dad tells me I can watch all the porn I want in any without worrying if he's going to catch me
It's been three years and that still fucked me up. How my times did he know?
>>322854095
>dad walks in
that amazing since he lives in another country
>>322856010
Kids are literally jerking off 24/7. If you have a sibling the moment you go to shit you're immediately assumed that you're beating it.
>>322854539
>TIME FOR DIN DINS, ANON
>there are people on /v/ who dont own their own small home
Rent an apartment, you cheap fucks. Living on your own is the best thing you can achieve in your situation.
>>322857115
>What is third world countries
You cant do that in most countries around the world
>>322854407
>Lock door
>hear knock
>Ignore it
>Louder knocks
>Ignore it
>Door gets kicked in
A lot of my friends had similar experiences, what backwards pussy ville did you come from where parents listened to their kids?
>>322855538
Jap?
>>322854095
>Jesus Christ faglord
>Get a job and buy actual monitor
>600x338
>Maybe you'll move out in the process finally.
>>322856010
you cum smells like you fathers cum and he could pick up traces of it in the air
>>322857115
yes goy sign this lease and give me a security deposit you dont want to be square do you?
>dad would randomly barge in at random times to make sure I wasn't fapping
fuck off we had the talk you didn't have to constantly fuck with me.I miss you ;_;
>dad walks out
>>322857429
If anything, its cheaper in third world countries.
>>322857543
No, I thought japan was one of the few countries you can do that? Since you are pretty much om your own at 18, force to work and out of your parents house
>>322857905
>I have no. Idea what i am talking about.
Yeah, no.
>>322854095
>Family constantly barging in without knocking first
>they get pissed when I start locking my door
>"if your arnt doing anything wrong why do you keep locking the door"
Such is life, living on the place where knocking door before entering someone's room are not a norm.
>tfw everyone on my house just bust in on every room at their own whim
fuck i hate those people so much.
>>322857807
>at your dad's funeral
>bursts out of his coffin to make sure you aren't fapping
I found a copy of Titan Quest, Baldur's Gate 2 and NWN Gold at Goodwill so I gave them to my dad. I wonder if he ever played them...
>>322854095
No he doesn't, he lives 1200 miles away.
Jesus OP, fucking move out you chickenshit.
>>322854407
>Handle Jiggles
>They know you are masturbating because your door is locked.
Why bother?
>>322858169
ask them why do they sleep/shit/shower/sex with the door closed.
>>322858091
Just because you in particular are a useless sack of shit who doesnt make minimum wage doesnt mean that the rest of humanity cant afford rent. And its easier in smaller economies.
>>322859019
>they
>having an unbroken family
>>322858169
Fucking this. Even if I'm just chilling and want some quiet its extremely frustrating
>>322857725
imagine being so paranoid you cant even rent your own apartment
>>322859607
not being paranoid just saying everyone moving out of the house at 18 is a kike landlord ploy
>>322855538
Same.
It's weird, like you're openly hiding shit from someone you live with.
>>322859031
I usually don't post on 4chan, but this level of foolishness compels me. Maybe in some third world countires, depending on where you live in said country, you can rent a place to live on minimum wage, but paying for it and the other bills can be problematic. But the real problem will be, it will be horrible. Being poor in third world countries means you are VERY poor by third world standards. Not to mention, problems of safety depending on where you live, etc.
While perharps still possible to live on your on, it will be very different from "the best thing you can achieve in your situation".
>>322860004
The point was: dont be poor. Get a fucking job. Learning web development takes like 100 hours of reading free internet tutorials, and brings well above average wage anywhere on the planet.
>>322856438
well that was just epic.
>>322857115
Renting is a waste of money, ever wonder why the chinamen are doing so well? It's because they accrue wealth living at home.
>>322860467
>ever wonder why the chinamen are doing so well
They arent, dumbass. Poverty is terrible there.
And if you mean state wise, rent is a business, another thing that brings tax, and is very much welcome for the state.
>>322860613
I mean the domestic ones goy
>>322860310
>100 hours
Uh, no way. What resources are so easy to find and up-to-date that you can spend 100 hours reading and land a job?
>>322860763
The ones running shops and restaurants? They have money because they dont buy Ford SUVs the size of a bus and dont take half a million loan to go to university.
Basically they live in the USA without being americans, thats pretty much guaranteed wealth.
>>322857115
>rent
>own
What? You don't own shit kiddo.
>>322860916
>"living on your own"
>own
¿no habla ingles que la?
>>322861023
Are you trying to bait me?
'who don't own their own'
Did you even read that anon's post?
>>322854095
>dads walk away from me and and my mom
>>322854095
>playing MGS4
>dad walks in
>asks me what movie this is
>>322854095
Played this whole scene with my mom watching.
