>Pokemon GO
Who thought this was a good idea? How long before some kid gets raped and killed in the woods while trying to catch a Pikachu?
>>322840880
The first death will be over a shiny.
>>322840880
More than likely you'll see a bunch of kids getting they're phones stolen.
>>322840880
As soon as I get my innawoods gear on.
It's kiddy pussy season now, boys.
>>322841081
>that feel when going to hack so hard
>all the good pokemon are in the black neighborhoods
>>322840880
It's going to be just like ingress, so pokemon at what people think are important spots. Like statues or pubic parks, there won't be shit in the woods.
They will make a tremendous amount of money from this, and whoever thought it was a good idea is about to get much wealthier.
>all the ghost pokemon are in funeral homes
>>322842260
That sucks
>yfw you have to reach the top of Mt. Everest to get some rare Ice type Pokemon
>>322842260
>pubic parks
You're not even being subtle anymore.
>>322840880
Yfw you can spoof gps location and get anything in your own home.
>mfw they most likely wont have ancient pokemon roaming about.
>I wont be able to have my pal Cradily
The pain....
>>322847001
stuff like that will probably be found in museums though
My expectations are that Pokemon found will be completely random and leveling won't mean anything so that the game will be accessible to everyone. Don't get your hopes up.
>>322847001
>mew is on the moon
>>322847661
>Pokemon found will be completely random
I was expecting this too but they proved that they're literally retarded and made a statement that most Pokemon will only be available in certain areas
>>322847001
Cradilly sucked more balls than clay aiken.
>>322847832
>you have to go to the ISS to get Deoxys
>>322848065
Go on...
>>322841867
>Mew and Mewtwo
>>322847832
if there were two astronauts on the moon, and one astronaut killed the other one with a moon-rock for a shiny, would that be fucked up or what
>>322844979
Then why even bother getting Pokemon Go? I've known people who get all the versions each gen and basically trade with themselves, even though gen 4 added online play. I stopped doing that in gen 2 and just stuck to one version at a time, using Pokesav to avoid all the breeding and EV/IV grinding bullshit.
>>322844979
congrats, you beat a bunch of children to being a real life pokemon master
>>322848425
>Actually have to crawl under a truck to find Mew
>pokemon locations having anything to do with their type
>legendaries being found in remote locations and not the nearest participating Gamestop
You are all delusional
>>322844979
GPS spoofing will get your ass banned in Ingress, why would a game from the same company not keep that.
>>322848454
kek
>>322850389
>implying it hasn't been that from the start
>>322842594
>Break into funeral procession in order to catch a shiny Yamask floating over the dead person's casket.
>Finding a Vanillish in a freezer
