Now: Half-Life 2
Next: Portal 2
Then: Alien Swarm
Anime belong in the trash
>hotline miami vod deleted
/srg/ memed too hard
HeyGuys ;)
HEY GUYZ~
>HEY GUYS
what the fuck is with this speedrun?
unf
well this is gonna get nuked
>>322822409
This is not true
REMINDER that /v/'s definition of a speedrun is to complete a game perfectly instead of completing a game fast.
Is Noire /ourguy/ ?
>>322822276
is that the runner on the left
wixMini WITWIX RAID wixMini
>>322822413
>>322822423
cute!
>>322822409
It was never put up you fucking child
>>322822440
Pure autismstone
>>322822409
what did they do?
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON CELLPHONE
Threads gonna get deleted by using that pic OP
BANNED
>>322822409
Where the hell can I see it?
>>322822276
Inb4 (Dead)
>notch spent 8k for that
Top kek
GETTING CALLED THE FUCK OUT
https://www.youtube.com/user/gamesdonequick/videos
They haven't hit Hotline on the schedule yet for the uploads
/gamesdonequick/v/33381987?t=40h32m39s
Right there
STOP FALLING FOR OBVIOUS BULLSHIT
>>322822276
>That image
YOU DOOMED THIS THREAD OP
>>322822409
Did he really, it was only for wearing a Trump hat right? Why the FUCK is that bannable? Having a political affiliation is bannable?
These fucks went fully nazi
>NO STICKY YET
FUCKING MODS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING FUCK WE DONT NEED 300 THREADS WITH AGDQ AN HOUR WE NEED A FUCKING STICKY DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO EARN YOUR HOT POCKETS FUCK
>>322822440
That was a donation incentive, you got to decide what twitch cat emote to write on the wall during a cutscene.
>Can't mistake that voice anywhere
Ice cold.
>>322822409
What did they do this time?
>"Cringe" now being auto censored in chat
Come on you GDQ fags, can you please stop banning words?
>>322822409
It was never uploaded, stop being retarded.
>>322822276
>using a picture of the current speedrunner
Enjoy your ban.
>"hey guys! :3"
fuck this guy
>>322822276
rip in pizza thread
this girl is pretty cute
WATCH ADGQ WITHOUT CHAT NAZIS
http://instasync.com/r/movie4chan
>>322822276
Noir is more fuckable than Maisie Williams
Is Noir a trap?
>>322822489
Reminder: he can literally load a savegame before the credits and call it done. That's what this "category" allows.
>>322822547
He wipes his ass with 8k.
>>322822515
LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED MY LOVE
>>322822514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpeUzrfRrbs
>>322822543
The only thing I can find is the French one and you can't hear the runners, just french announcers.
I want to fuck this runner
>savescumming
>>322822641
He should wear makeup.
>trihex almost shorter than this guy
![[HorribleSubs] Sore ga Seiyuu! - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.15_[2015.07.14_21.44.45].png](https://i.imgur.com/2Dwt1Fe.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Sore ga Seiyuu! - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.15_[2015.07.14_21.44.45].png")
>>322822497
no. (You) are.
>LE JUST LE REPEAT LE WHAT LE I LE SAW
>LE TWITCH
>LE SPEEDGAEMS
xDDD
>we ran out of donations
>>322822567
These threads are shitposting central.
A sticky would only make these threads fill faster with even more shit.
>>322822684
delete this
>>322822603
I would :3
>>322822268
Man I legitimately thought this was fake when I first saw it, what is going on.
>>322822684
GOLEM, GET YE GONE
>out of donations
DEAD
E
A
D
>>322822649
But no one does that.
So what's the problem?
Are there any donation incentives we can spam to get Can'tStumpTheTrump as a name?
>>322822649
He's not loading pre-made saves you retard.
>>322822649
Are you mentally retarded?
THIS RUBIKS CUBE SOLVING IS MAXIMUM OVER CRINGE LOAD
>>322822684
This guy is gunna get some puss tonight.
quick, someone donate 1 thousand dollars saying HL2 run was the best so far.
>>322822550
CALLED
THE
FUCK
OUT
Someone donate under the name Poopfeast
>>322822550
But it was immature.
Saying it once is funny, but a minute of "take my wood take my wood take my wood my wood is tall take my wood take my wood you prude" is just fucking retarded. Shows that /v/ will gobble up the stupidest shit just because it makes SJWs mad
>>322822512
So now i understand why niggers destroy cars now that i have seen this image.
>>322822692
I actually got hard at the thought, this fucking website is turning me gay
K L E I N E R
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BIOCHEM
>>322822663
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
>>322822675
Maybe there's an autism anon who can post it for us.
I saw the run, but I don't like the idea of letting these no fun fags get away with censorship.
>>322822684
>>322822567
Stickies are shit.
People who aren't even interested in watching would just start shitposting in it. And they get super fucking long and lag out and it's impossible to have any discussion at all due to the amount of posting
>>322822550
>People literally getting triggered by someone getting triggered
You people are as bad as the SJWs.
>>322822684
Oh thats where the handshaking meme came from, yeah that's pretty weird. I remember the only time I shook hands with a girl I was like 11 and it felt awkward even then lol.
>>322822809
why do you exist then?
T A L O S
A
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>Talos Principle broken in half
My interest is piqued.
>>322822767
Because there's no consistency. All times submitted for the category are invalid because of the broken up nature of the run.
>>322822550
Who?
>>322822809
>>322822863
>tfw pretty sure my posture is this bad
how can i fix this?
Are we posting on cruise control?
RUBIX CUBE
Big Jon is calling to kill whitey
>hello
>>322822876
>shooting terrorists is as bad as being terrorist.
>>322822931
Some feminist SJW that can't take a joke.
>gets rekt at the rubiks cube metagame every time
Why even bother?
Why are they such prudes
>who's a good boy
I am
Who's a good boy?
>>322822809
Called out be the edgelords
![[HorribleSubs] Rokka no Yuusha - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.06_[2015.07.08_23.50.31].png](https://i.imgur.com/EYTXYMX.png "[HorribleSubs] Rokka no Yuusha - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.06_[2015.07.08_23.50.31].png")
>Who's a good boy
>>322822956
Stand upright next to a wall for 5 minutes everyday for a while. Probably a better way of doing this but this helped me out a lot.
>>322822838
kleiners get lanky and pudgy though
>>322822924
There is consistency though because what they are doing can be done from a completely fresh install of the game. Please learn what the fuck you're talking about.
>>322823001
>Tweets are terrorism
>>322822918
Pretty sure they're doing 100%. Which is a shame since it's such a fucking beautiful game with an interesting narrative that's going to get bowled over.
>>322822991
DELETE THIS
>>322822550
>anime avatar
>calling others childish
>>322822836
I wouldnt brag about that you fucking faggot
>>322823016
Because those event security were jealous of his BBC.
>>322822956
by posting GOLEM GET YE GONE
WATCH AGDQ WITH FELLOW AUTISTS
http://instasync.com/r/movie4chan
http://instasync.com/r/movie4chan
>>322822684
Thats some tight game. All it takes is the approach boys. Take notes
>>322823016
They're cuck bitches hungry for money
>>322823016
Maybe he shouldn't have been black then
these guys are pretty cool.
first run that I can stomach
>>322822684
GET YE GONE
>shoot red barrel
>it explodes
>>322823103
>splatoon
>anime
>>322823103
>splatoon
>anime
It just keeps happening!
I want to nut on Noir's clothes
>>322823075
You're missing the fundamental point. But ok.
Is Noir sexy to anyone else? My most perverse side is attracted to him.
>>322823078
it was analogy you fucking anal autist.
>>322823119
wew lad
>>322823065
I'll give it a shot
>>322823118I post it every time I see the pic usually.
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>322823119
$roll chief's autism level
>>322823119
s t o p
>alright we're gonna load some saves
Jesus Christ really?
They're hardly reading any donations, do you think it's because they know they'll be banning him and deleting this vod?
>>322823119
I'm already in the thread though
>cant do basic barrel boost
>>322823206
What is your retarded fundamental point, then?
>all these resets
>>322823119
This site automatically starts your mic and webcam so be prepared. Didn't even find out the first time.
>>322822625
>wanting to participate in chat
kill yourself
>Americans clap when a runner fails to die for the 50th time in a row.
>mfw people actually find rape amusing
>>322823235
You got a food one too?
>he spends time watching people play games while someone is reading greeting cards from germany
What's all this drama about people being banned from AGDQ?
>>322823235
It was a stupid analogy, Shut the fuck up.
What happen to the Twitch stream? It won't load for me, it's just a black screen and it says "Untitled Broadcast"
>heeeeyyyyyyyy
>vod going to get the hotline miami treatment
anyone else having problems with the stream?
>>322823119
worse than twitch chat
ayy lmao what a cuck
>>322823260
>explains the game is so random that saving and loading is required
>idiots like you still comment like this
>>322823016
Who all is on the banned list?
>>322823292
No it doesn't. Why are you lying?
>>322823016
>Here's a really long donation message so you don't run out of things to say
Here's a really long donation message so you don't run out of things to say
>Here's a really long donation message so you don't run out of things to say
Here's a really long donation message so you don't run out of things to say
>Here's a really long donation message so you don't run out of things to say
Here's a really long donation message so you don't run out of things to say
>Here's a really long donation message so you don't run out of things to say
Here's a really long donation message so you don't run out of things to say
>HERES A REALLY LONG DONATION SO DONT RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY
>>322823363
same senpai
>>322823168
>>322823169
Interactive anime then
Sorry for triggering
Did he just "rawwwr" at the person who whistled.
Please.
>this donation gets bigger reaction than anything runner has done
blunder of the century
>>322823119
kill yourself lad
>>322823372
The hotline miami one was never deleted, it wasn't even put up yet
>>322823363
Noir made another off-colour joke so they shut it down.
3 mins until nukes bros
>>322823372
All the good runs are getting deleted
How many people has this guy triggered so far?
DEEPDARKFANTASY
SO BANNED
BANNED AS FUUUUUUUUUUCK
Do people just watch these to see autists sperg out? I'm constantly seeing "CRINGE (FunnyTwitchEmote)" in chat.
The Rubix cube stuff is pretty dumb, but honestly, it's a million times better than constantly hearing the same automated donation messages everytime he has to stop. And I appreciate him thinking up something to do during those times, even if it didn't really work out.
>>322823327
sure, here you go.
When you eat food, you have to shit it out, that shit is exactly the same thing what is inside your head.
>deep
>inside
DEEP
E
E
P
What even is this
>Feel it deep inside
I cant watch this shit. Fucking indiefags ruined it for me.
>Really deep inside
Someone should donate in honor of their parent's doctor, Dr. Mywefs Sun
can't wait for these highlights
>>322823016
Is this the big fat black dude running Mario?
He was extremely entertaining at GDQ.
>make him feel it really deep inside
>>322823247
$roll Rookie's gay level
HIT ME DEEEP INSIDE, STAND BACK ITS GONNA BLOW
DEEP
INSIDE
>>322823282
That loading saves of things you didn't actually do that run is what makes this category bogus.
What is the deal with Cosmo? I've been watching GDQ since they started but I was never interested in Zelda.
Why is he "Narcissa" now? Did he come out as gay/trans?
How is this level of faggotry even allowed?
Its time.
I called it, Noir is the new meme boi of 2016
Guisss
>>322823363
Twitch is fucked
Don't leave the page if you intend to keep watching
c-can they ban donators?
how did they one even get through?
>>322823423
>thought i had other intentions
Fucking racist cops
>>322822276
Whos dis gurl?
>>322823510
audism
>DEEP INSIDE
DEEP
>>322823548
He just decided to transition. That's all.
>>322823548
Nintendo cut off his dick for being bad at Mario Maker
>>322823557
This is nearly as autistic as the twitch chat itself.
Shame on you, /v/.
>>322823543
THEY ARE NOT DOING THAT YOU RETARD
On a scale of 1 to 10 - how bannned?
>>322823484
pretty much why I'm here. I don't give a shit about people playing vidya fast
God damn it.
Noir is an absolute cuteboy.
>>322822897
Has anything changed in the five years since?
>>322823578
He wasn't after his Portal run last year and none of these jokes are funny enough to repeat, so no.
>>322823594
>Put down that gun
>It's a video game cartridge
>PUT DOWN THAT GUN
>>322823548
It's so he can get some
WORLD RECORDS
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Did snowfats seriously get banned?
>>322823548
His dick was deducted by John Numbers
>>322823416
This current guy at least, can't get away with that baby fudging thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNK5tBrO15I
>>322823632
11
At least 11 soccer mums were triggered during it.
>>322823543
Holy fuck have you ever played HL2?
Whenever you reach a checkpoint or new chapter, an automatic save is created.
If you delete your most recent quicksave and load one of the checkpoint saves, you spawn at that checkpoint with full health.
>>322822409
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRUMP HATS TRIGGER ME BANNED
Why did AGDQ become so shit lads?
>>322822276
lol
pc games are so glitchy
>>322823704
DELETE THIS
>>322823686
banned as fuck
>>322823625
>>322823737
The fact that you guys think that is acceptable speaks volumes.
>Maquina_azul30 is Mexican
>The Mexican Runner
I thought that Mexicans didn't like vidya
>>322823762
>he says after the zelda speedrun was almost cancelled because the NES hardlocked
>>322823607
>That's all
He also completely gave up speedrunning, and his streams have just become endless circlejerks where he complains about shit and people tell him he's beautiful.
>>322823548
She's lesbian niw cislord
>that's kind of difficult
Jesus Christ really?
>>322823475
HIS FIRST AND LAST RUN.
ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>>322823745
IT WAS NEVER DELETED YOU FUCK
>>322823423
Whats wrong about what he did?
>>322823656
Now girls just hold hands with me <3 ahhhhh
Fuck this was the highlight of the stream, everything else has sucked.
>>322823119
cool
>No WR
GET KEKKED FAGGOT
>savedelete to get health and suit power back
why even show up
>>322823827
>it's a /v/ thread
>pretending to be retarded music starts playing
>>322823834
>completely gave up speedrunning
What the fuck does he stream then
>so we're gonna save delete here just to have more health
hey buddy here's a tip open your console and type buddha
Does Noir dom
>>322823827
Why are you taking speedrunning this seriously?
The only reason you could care this much is if you are an actual HL2 runner.
Are you?
i will fuck edobean
>>322823975
You can die with buddha on.
>>322823947
I think Smash 4 and some Twitch Creative stuff.
>>322823947
Being bad at Tr4sh
>>322823524
yeah that's the problem, he was entertaining
>>322823682
The fuck are the mods deleting these posts for?
>all these posts being deleted
simply
>>322823893
Did a Portal run last year.
>>322822684
ALPHA
S
F
U
C
K
Video games.
>>322823992
Noir is definitely a sub.
>these threads
>>322823945
>>322823995
I'm saying the category is bullshit. Don't take it personally you fuggen spergs. Loading a save that possesses content you didn't earn in your run (health for example) is not legitimate.
>>322823936
>>322823975
>this thing that's totally fine within the rules SHOULDN'T BE USED
Autism.
>>322822276
stream gone wrong [gone sexual]
>>322823524
hes not even fat. just ripped
not even joking
>>322823947
Mario Maker + talking about trans shit.
>something autistic
>>322823904
Nothing. Staff just thought he was going to take up extra time last year and this is apparently why they can treat him like a criminal.
>>322824090
Yes. Videogames.
>[Deleted]
Which was your favourite run, mods?
>>322824002
When you become a unicorn or whatever you adopt a new name and your old one is "dead."
