>coming to PCs on January 28th
who hype here?
pc peasants hyoped about getting sloppy seconds smdh
thanks for beta testing xD
It's the kind of game that might be worth buying for $5 on a sale three years later.
>>322794986
This. Hated the first part of the reboot, it's nothing like Tomb Raider, all we have left is a cinematic QTE game with mediocre shooting and push forward climbing. Two very offensive puzzles as well to anyone with an IQ higher than 5.
Second one somehow looks worse. It might be a game for a rainy day when you're really bored and don't want to play too much, just look at pretty things and push one button.
>>322794502
I'll be enjoying the definitive edition on PS4
>>322794502
not me
>>322794986
You seem like the kind tard that hates video games.
go to /b/.
>>322795401
>video game
>>322795401
Well memed, chum.
>>322794502
>wanting poor mans uncharted
no
>>322795401
Yes, we can really trust critics who rate how progressive a game is (female main character 100/100) and normalfags who played two games before in their life.
>>322795437
confirmed fat virgin with no friends
Square Enix's desperation here is fucking palpable, but they aren't likely to make up for the complete flop in sales on the Xbone with PC when everyone will just pirate anyway.
I would be if it was an actual tomb raider game.
Fuck the reboot.
>>322795518
It wouldn't surprise me if Rise turns out to be better than that Uncharted 4, given Uncharted 3 was pretty mediocre. It's not worth £40 or whatever that is in burger bucks, but it's a solidly enjoyable game and a notable improvement over the the reboot.
>>322795437
>>322795501
>>322795562
If you dislike games why are you on a video game board? The reboot was excellent, this will be no different.
>buying games written by radical feminists
No.
>>322795827
>sold over a million copies for one system in less than a month
>desperate
I want this Lara back.
>>322795891
As mediocre as Uncharted 3 was it was a lot better than the first in this new Tomb Raider series - those "tombs" with babby puzzles were such a joke
>>322796034
>believing that lie
It was 300,000 in 2 months.
>>322794986
that's exactly what I did with the first reboot. no regrets.
>>322796136
>nigger lips
I bet she sucks like a tornado
>>322795904
Go back to the tomb raider forums you shills. Reboot is trash, Classic lara is forever supreme.
>>322794502
holy shit,advertising it as an xbone exclusive should be illegal
>>322796261
Classic Lara was hot as fuck but the SJW crowd took away everything that made her unique because they want to feel better about their lazy fat arses. "Relatable" Lara is Cancer.
>>322795310
>I'll be enjoying the definitive edition on PS5
FTFY
Posting best Lara
>>322796160
Yeah but we're not talking about the first one, we're talking about this one. If you're intent on shitting on it before your even given it a chance then there's obviously no taking to you.
>>322796452
New Lara still isn't "relatable", she's still a 10/10 that's very physically fit and her voice actress is god damn gorgeous.
>>322796592
>implying its much better at all
reviews are across the board equal or lower with the 2nd
>>322796034
Wasn't it 300,000 in just the UK? Pretty sure it broke 1 million worldwide. It was hardly a blunder, especially considering it's still getting a PC and PS4 release.
>>322795437
If you are suggesting the game is a cinematic QTE fest, you would be mistaken. In fact, the game is remarkably keen on letting the player controls things, outside of a handful of fucking retarded set pieces.
>>322796694
>voice actress is god damn gorgeous.
>SAM
>SAAAM
>I JUST GOTTA JUMP
>I GOTTA REPEAT EVERYTHING WITH NO AMOUNT OF HUMOR
Fucking leave.
>>322796452
>>322796271
how to spot bitter virgin males.jpg
>>322796694
True, but she has smaller tits and doesn't pose in a suggestive manner, meaning the sexually repressed retards that compose a great many sjws are ok with her, and in their delusion even see themselves as her
Who cares about this SJW pos anyway? It's not like it's the only westshit game of its kind.
The poison arrows were so OP, made the game a breeze
>>322794502
>being hyped for neo-tomb raider
Millennials go and stay go.
>>322796782
>Reviews
Oh fuck off. It has a solid metacritic score and I know first hand it's a better game than the first. You've already made up your mind, so why are you even in the thread? You think it's shit, that's fine, but you're still here for some reason.
most likely has Denuvo. No thanks.
I might get this for $10-20 down the line. I like the new Lara model. She has just the right proportions.
>>322796948
You're right about one thing, I'm very fucking bitter but not because I can't get my "dick" wet fuckstain. I want superhero cool classic lara back.
>>322796890
What is this retardation? I said the voice actress is GORGEOUS, as in really good looking. How dumb are you?
>>322797082
>excuses
It sold like shit too, are you going to cling on to the buyers remorse?
>>322794502
You can keep it.
I miss TR when it was just an eccentric rich girl exploring ruins/tombs for fun
>>322797126
You sure? Other SE games released lately didn't. Denuvo sucks dick.
>>322797243
How is that excuses? And how does sales matter? You just seem mad.
>>322797082
Because people can say their negative opinions here, Go back to TRF faggot they shit themselves over any negativity that comes rises way. abloo bloo
>>322795310
>I'll be enjoying the definitive edition on the PS4 in 11 months
Fixed. At least it'll give you something to play over the festive period, Sony is shoving out all their games in summer as far as I can tell.
>>322796989
>small tits
They're not huge anymore but they're still bigger and perky.
>no suggestive poses
You can fuck right off, TR13 has so many times that her ass is taking up a third of the screen. Fapped for weeks to her.
>>322797225
What does the VA's looks have to do with anything? Oh I forgot they made lara Camilla Croft these days, She looks like a downy sorry nigga
>>322797126
>I have no idea what denuvo even is.
>haha I hate it, do I fit in on /v/ yet???
>>322797212
sure thing buddy. let me guess, video games was really cool until the evil SJW boogyman came along? hahah
>>322797243
https://twitter.com/aarongreenberg/status/684140018797953025
>over 1 million units in december alone
for 1 system.
by all means guys, keep posting retarded shit.
>>322797403
Yeah, they can, but you've already admitted you haven't played it nor care about it, so why the fuck are you so bothered? Sounds like butthurt to me, m8.
>people mad saying its not tomb raider "gameplay"
>tomb raider has been using this gameplay since the remake of tomb raider 1 years before uncharted even came out
>>322794502
but the real question is: can you do it?
>>322797630
Those numbers are not legit, they pulled them out of their ass. We've already seen the real sales for the past 2 months, and it's less than half that.
>>322797630
No Tomb raider was awesome because of Core design you fucking faggot. Fuck crystal dynamics they don't know how to make a fucking tomb raider game all they do is gather anything and everything thats currently popular and force it into the gameplay whether old fans like it or not. A game about isolation and exploration and it has none of that shit anymore.
>>322797660
I am butthurt and pissed off, My favourite franchise is being fucking beaten into generic slop, So what I'm going to do is piss and moan about it on the internet as a means of venting. Oh you've rumbled me anon how will I ever cope.
>pcucks shit on uncharted and last of us
>get hyped for tomb raider
>>322796170
In just the UK
>>322797168
>Dat ass
Someone had fun modeling and animating that thing. Looks fucking beautiful as well. Battleshit aside, is this the current king of graphics?
>>322794502
>OS: Windows 7 64bit
>Processor: Intel Core i3-2100 or AMD equivalent
>Memory: 6 GB RAM
>Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 650 2GB or AMD HD7770 2GB
>DirectX: Version 11
>Storage: 25 GB available space
They ain't asking for much. Ram excluded. If this what is required to play it then Squuenix is god tier at optimising.
>>322797904
>trust me guys, as a poster on 4chan I know those numbers are not real hehe
>>322794502
I watched my casual dad play this through the holidays. It doesn't really seem any better than the last one. Every "tomb" feels like it was inhabited by hobos a couple days ago and tend to be where you find weapon parts for some reason
>>322797660
It isn't the coming of christ anon, Why so defensive of a video game?
>>322798095
Are those minimum or recommended though?
Ehh the reboot was bretty gud, but the focus leaned more on Laura's growth and realism, and it's really noticeable when comparing level designs with previous games that fun stages and puzzles just aren't the theme anymore.
Before it was "alright we got tiddies lets make some cool levels" and now it's like "but how does this level make tiddies- feeeel?"
Not that it was a bad game, just never felt the urge to replay it.
>>322797904
>Those numbers are not legit, they pulled them out of their ass.
>>322797970
>this was MY VIDEO GAME! how dare these developers develope something millions of people enjoy!
>only TRUE fans like myself can judge a tomb raider game
>>322798176
Just fighting for logic and reason in this shithole.
>>322794502
It's probably worth pirating for the moan sounds and convenient camera angles T B H.
>>322798486
Apparently only 1 million if that enjoyed the game so theres that nigga.
Bitch I just want duel wielding pistols and Classic lara in her glory, That shouldn't be much to ask for in a TOMB RAIDER game fuck face.
>>322798487
Why bother?
>>322798359
I doubt recommended.
>>322799008
>Why bother
Because somebody has to DAMMIT!
>>322799008
>1 million units sold in one month
>on one console
>LOL PPL OBVIOUSLY DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS
keep posting hhahaha
>>322795904
>liking shitty QTE movies
I think it's you who doesn't like video games.
>>322799175
Keep convincing yourself these numbers are good nigger.
Can we stop talking about sales numbers but the actual game now?
>>322799618
Does anyone on /v/ even own an Xbone?
>>322799775
I do. But I didn't buy this because it'll be better on PC.
>>322799775
Nope. Not a single person on /v/ owns an Xbone.Fucking idiot.
I'll just wait for $5-10 sale. I liked the first one but didn't pay full price for it and won't for this one
>>322799374
>nigger
Oh, no wonder you're so ignorant. You're literally a child.
>>322799374
and the racist finally emerges!
>>322799775
>those lips
Holy shit this gen is getting a lot of things wrong but lips ain't one of them.
ONe of the few games I actually sat down and beat. I liked the first one even though I bought it late for 12 bucks. I don't think I wanna spend 60 bucks plus for something i'll only beat once (most likely)
I'd rather wait till its <30
