>Walking around your random neighborhood and look over at a house to see this blob of moe girls staring at you through the window
What do?
Take out my dick and show it to them
Rape
be creeped out
>>322771898
If this many girls are staring at you in real life odds are they are shit talking yo beta ass.
Put on my robe and wizard hat.
Unload my AK.
It wouldn't be anything personal, though. Just Business. Heh.
marry nep nep
>>322771898
Show them my exquisite bara collection.
>>322771898
Wonder if I can take one home with me. Specifically the one second from the right.
>>322771898
Be terrified.
>>322771898
Get nervous and walk away pretending not to have seen it.
>>322772376
why would you unload your AK?
what is the point in carrying one with you then?
Keep walking, i´m used to being mocked by girls.
>>322772407
Beru pls
ask them if i can go with them to gamindustri
Burn the house down with them in it.
>>322771898
>>322771898
Wave at them.
>>322771898
Tell Uni that I'm holding her right now.
Ask them all to piss on me one after the other. Then having one piss in my mouth as I masturbate.
>>322772606
Bara > Yaoi
Women can ruin even homolust.
>look down
>realise I forgot my pants
>shrug
>keep walking
>>322772452
>Wanting to take a murderer home
>>322771898
Realize how same-face tsunako makes her characters.
I prefer DAL girls
get their attention by playing on ps vita
nep them
all of them
even the lolis
even the old hags
no nep shall leave unnepped
>>322771898
get scared and run away
>>322773572
She a good girl, she did not do anything wrong, she was going on quests getting Gamindustri back on track.
>>322773587
I would Miku and Vert hard, at the same time
steal Blanc
>>322771898
Wave at them.
>>322774510
I don't think she would allow you to do that.
Ask them if they see NISA or Gust
>>322774992
Gust is at least going to return to a game here shortlyas a preorder bonus
>>322774912
It's fine, she'll learn to appreciate how much love and care I give her
>>322776190
Delete this
>>322776461
no, Nepu is a lazy asshole and needs punishment
>>322776737
Dude delete this
>>322776921
nah
>>322776921
Fucking NISA dialogue, why do they even joke that they censored their own shit?
>>322771898
Show them all my plats as proof of my undying devotion to them.
>>322777527
It's not NISA...
>>322777557
Congratulations anon, you will be rewarded, one of the neps will go with you and spend a romantic evening with you(Ram and Rom count as one)
>>322777557
>Platinumed the shitty original
>>322777816
>choosing one when you can have TWO neps
hell yeah
>>322777816
Compa. I choose Compa. There is no other choice.
>>322777816Histoire a bestoire
>>322777984
Please do keep in mind Ram is an annoying brat, unlike Rom that would feed you sweets and sit on your lap while playing games(because twins can't into actual romantic evening this is the most you can get from them)
Beat them to death, no weeb-shit in Northern Ireland.
Uni is my UNIverse
>>322771898
Go and invite my new neighbors over for a bowl of yummy eggs up their asshole.
>>322778196
>Disciplining Ram
>Getting fed sweets by Rom
Is this heaven?
>>322778649
thats not uni
>>322778649
Your UNIverse is a little loose-holed, cum-drinking drug-injecting public urinal slut, when someone in Lastation asks "Where's the whore" they immediatly know it's about Uni and 9 times out of 10 point to the closest public restroom where she's currently fucking homeless men or dogsComing up with these keeps getting harder
>>322779076
Doing God's work, anon.
>>322773016
the birth of a school shooter
>>322779076
>>322779076
You got a pastebin with them or some shit? Thank you.
moe genocide
>>322779403
I come up with this on the spot and most of the time just say "your UNIverse is a slut"Even if she is she's a very cute oneAnd better than Noire2nd best candidate in fact
>>322779720
Why do you want to see her so. Broken.
I want to make love to Noire in a fireplace and whisper sweet nothing in her ears, telling her that I love her and that I will always be her friend and that I'll never abandon her. Then when I cum inside her tight goddess pussy I'll whisper to her ears "lel jk"
>>322780035
Broken girls are cuter.
>>322780067
You're a monsteris what I'd say if Noire didn't deserve it.
Reminder that Nep Nep can't read.
>>322780376
Something something headpat simulator GOTY
>>322780376
But she's been sullied.
>>322780435
Noire did nothing to deserve that kind of treatment.
Show them my dick.
>>322778196
God I hate Ram. Why does Ram even exist?
>>322780035I don'tI want to hug her but I can't so I let my rage out by making her a slut
>>322780709
Public dumpster for the peasants.
>>322780376
You don't have to do it, Sony already does very well
>>322780624
That just means she needs you more then ever.
>>322780627
>pimping washed up idols
>>322780615
I still have to download that...
>>322780443
What else did you expect from a retard
>>322780907
And pimping whatever the fuck Poona is.
>>322771898
Wonder how i became visible, beginners mistake maybe...
*Unsheathes katana, teleports behind*
>>322781130
Geki Noire is a pimp no matter the girl.
>>322780987
That's not a nepu, that's a DaL slut, the worst one
>>322780907
>>322781130
She is a smart business woman. Its things like this that keep Lastation on top.
>>322780709
The answer is very simple, well first of all DS so two screens so two girls, yeah that's obvious.
Secondly it's because Rom is so goddamncute and loveable, but she's so pure and cute you only want to spoil her and be her onii-chan, not do lewd things to her, so you can use Ram who is anything but cute and pure so you can act out all of your perverted, most degenerate fantasies on her. It's a win-win situation where you can have the most adorable girl in the nepverse and still have your sexual desires fullfilled by the inferior version
how do neps copulate?
>>322781323
I read that as "Its thighs like this that keep Lastation on top" and got my hopes up for a second
>>322781426
Nepfully.
>>322781426
Literally when their nation becomes powerful enough, a new sister is born. Unless you are Leanbox. Then you get Lowee seconds.
>>322781130
Hot
>>322781426
they hold hands
>>322781527
Those too.
>>322781527
Don't lose hope
>Nep fighting games when?
>Nep kart racing game when?
>Nep monster hunter game when?
>Nep party game when?
>Nep MMO when?
>Nep xtreme beach volleyball game when?
>>322781554
>>322781740
I want to worship that.
>>322781979
How quickly we forget.
THE SINS NEVER DIECAN'T WASH THIS BLOOD OFF OUR HANDS
Whip out my BBC. They'll be all over that shit.
>>322782098
Why does Noire always seem to get a shower scene?
>>322782339
Noire has a fat ass.
>>322781935
>fighting games
When we go back to the whole "V2 stile a track from GGXrd thing" and they settle on having a collaboration project with Arcsys taking 70% of the profit as payback, then we have a 10/10 fighting nep game that attracts tourneyfags
>kart racing game
When they go to Nintendo and offer and exclusive WiiU(*also avalaible on PC) deal on a racing game with Nintendo characters and neps
>monster hunter
They get a deal with Crapcom to make a smaller version of monster hunter, but nep themed for PSVita so sonyggers can get MonHun again and not just GodEater
>party game
They join on the SE-Nintendo deal about the Fortune Street games
>MMO
Please no
>xtreme beach volleyball
never because DoA devs start shitting their pantsu about another game that they wouldn't be able to localize due to SJW bullshit
>>322771898
Ask if they want to play some video games.
>>322782448
>>322782339
Lastation focuses heavily on industrialization.
You're more prone to get dirty in such areas.
>>322782339
BREAK NEWS: Local slut likes taking her clothes off. More at 11.
>>322782182
Well you got one thing right, your cock is shit
>>322782339
She's the whore of the series so she's easy to sell with scenes like that
>>322782448
It must be a Lastation thing since her sister has one too.
>>322782718
That scene was pure torture. I can't believe they allowed Plutia to do that to them, how did the game not get an M or AO rating for that scene?
>>322771898
Call the asylum, they are all retarded.
>>322782829
I think Iris Heart's treatment of Mini Histy was far worse.
>>322782829
>allowed Plutia to do that to them
>allowed
You don't 'allow' Plutia to do anything m8
>>322782829
It's okay because there are no visible nipples.
>>322782829
Dunno man, hell, THIS got a T rating by ESRB!It really shows a lot of bullshit when you can have girls literally naked in TWO scenes and still get T, but some companies keep trying to force censorsip
I want to take Purple Heart to a fancy restaurant and get lost in her eyes.
>>322783145
Yeah but that scene wasn't showing torture not seen since the GTA eyeball scene. Plutia practically rapes them both in that scene at the same time.
>>322783018
>Not main character in PP
Life is cruel
What game is this from?
>>322783425
Life is great, she didn't get a waifu CD either, but guess who did, and guess who was absolutely adorable in it
>>322783535
GekiNoire aka Hyperdevotion aka one of the two next games ported to PC aka that game that no one from STING knew how to write the script so the characters are OOC most of the time
>>322783535
Hyperdevotion Noire. An SRPG with Noire as the heroine and awful Nendoroid style models
>>322783535
Hyperdevotion Noire.She wants to upgrade Noire into a Gundam.
>>322783535
NTR: The game
She ends up with a faceless man
flick them off in a sophomoric manner
Would you a 3D Nep?
>>322781554
>>322782339
>>322782448
Slut
>>322784001
I have seen better ones, in which case, yes, yes I would
>>322784001
fuck no get that shit away from here.
>>322781296
I came here to laugh at you
>>322784001
Not really.
Rie Tanaka being the exception.
>>322784123
Even 3D can't ruin Compa. Except
>stockings
>>322784001
The real question here is would you become a 3D Nep? How can you say you love her if you don't even want to become her?
>>322784001
This thread is now tainted
>>322784358
It's probably hard to replicate Compa's actual stockings
>>322784382
I'd rather become a 2D nep
>>322784001
If the question you are asking is "would you have sex with a reasonably attractive woman", then the answer is "probably".
>>322783705
Tamsoft didn't take the script seriously either. No one takes teh script seriously, except for Nepgear.
>>322784017
I liked how they depicted Noire making justice.
>>322784123
>go to lots of of cons
>have never seen a single Nep cosplayer ever
It's for the best I guess. I don't know how I would react if some hambeast ruined my waifu. Or worse if a qt 3.14 pulls off the costume really well and I don't know if I could stop myself from trying to molest her face with muh dick until I got arrested.
>>322784616
Why Famitsu is so cute
>>322784351
>Manface
No thanks.
>>322784897
>if I could stop myself from trying to molest her face with muh dick until I got arrested.
If you can't tell the difference between 2D and 3D and act accordingly then there's something wrong with you
>>322785132
More Plutia cosplay please
>>322785252
the only one I have ever seen
>>322785132
>there's something wrong with you
That's pretty much a given
>>322785132
>>322785252
>>322785404
Google has a few...
>>322782739
Jelly, Microdick?
How come this thread is still up while the Xcom 2 thread and the Berserk game thread was deleted? What the fuck is going on with the fucking mods as of late? Christmas depression?
>>322785553
What did I do to you to make you want to hurt me so?
>>322785775
Maybe you should try discussing video games like us.
>>322785775
I don't see what Berserk has to do with video games but Xcom thread being deleted is strange, was someone perhaps shitposting with CP in it or something?
Also you are the second person to bitch in a nep thread about an xcom thread being dead/deleted
>>322786047
You asked for Ploot cosplay. Monkey's Paw, bitch.
>>322786129
>I don't see what Berserk has to do with video games
It was a thread about how to make the optimal Berserk game
>>322785775
I was in the XCom 2 thread as well as this one due to the power of tabs, it went to page 10 and died.
>>322786129
>I don't see what Berserk has to do with video games
Berserk has a handful of video games.
V2 soon, what do you think about Nepgear being the protag again?
>>322785775
Fuck off
>>322771898
I would say
> Blanc, you're flatter than Nep is dumb
and run for my live.
>>322786340
Give it to platinum, duh, they'd make that work and make us beg for more
>>322786370
>no idol
Oh how much do I wish japan would do this...I'm all in for cute girls but aren't we getting like...3 idolshits per season at this point?
>>322786521
Rest in RIP, Anon
>>322786454
I'm fine with that since she is my favorite nep.
>>322786638
I want Platinum to handle Raidou 3 if it ever gets announced.
>>322786454
I'm OK with this.
>>322786638
It was a thinly veiled Berserk reference.
>>322786370
>it went to page 10 and died
Nah, it was deleted. Dead threads are greyed out in the thread watcher window while deleted threads are red with a line through
Have you already pre-ordered V2, anon? You will do it for Noire right, RIGHT?
>>322786650
You need to look up what "RIP" means.
>>322786829
I don't use watcher, but I saw it hit page eight at one point in time.
>>322786908
I'm waiting for them to announce the LE is for sale before I get it. If I can't get it, then I'll go down to fuckingBest Buyand get it.
>>322786957
The joke is to use RIP in a wrong way anon, RIP in Pudding you baka
>>322786782
Oh right, I missed that, well at the very least he's off the damn boat
>>322786284
>Monkey's Paw
At last, I finally get it.
4chan is the Monkey's Paw of internet forums.
>>322771898
Say something about having pudding.
B-but that's forbidden.
>>322786454
Disgusting
Uni protagonist when?
>>322787207
Uni isn't a natural leader, Nepgear is.
When sisters' next form?
Wanna see VITA Uni and 3DS twins.
Cat Compa is best Compa.
>>322787279
The only thing Nepgear leads is the line to sucking all the dicks.
>>322786908She's dead and is being served to Kuu.
I'll wait for the LE.
>>322779271
Indeed.
>>322771898
>Those expressions
They must be laughing at me. I'll never take this route ever again...
>>322783145
wait nep has buds?
>>322783364
no she just gives them a good scrubbing
>>322788595
Yes anon, no nep(other than NISA) is a board
>>322787504
they go well with vert too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9-8_suHwEM
>>322788876
>>322771898
Cum to the window
>>322773016
so what happened there?
>>322788785
Why she sad?
>>322790047
She has no friends.
>>322790047
She can't find a dick big enough to satisfy her
>>322790556
To this day, i still find that hard to believe.
>>322790709
CPU's are not sluts, dammit.
>>322791239
>CPU's are not sluts
>implying
>>322791239
I guess she has Neptune but that isn't much better.
>>322791434
Let me guess.
They please old men for shares?
>>322792064
NoThey can't help but act perverted and slutty for their anons
Daily reminder that Rom and Ram and physically underage and if you find them sexually attractive then you are literally a pedophile because fapping to the thought of penetrating their extremely tight puss puss and stretching them out with your cock and mindbreaking them until they're mindless fucktoys is wrong and literally the same thing as fucking a toddler in real life.
>>322791239
I want her to buy me a drink.
>>322771898
How is the neighborhood random if it's my neighborhood?
>>322789590
/v/ went to a party
>>322792508
Ram and Rom are Built For Sex!
>>322792508
What if i just want to be their Big Bro?
>>322792593
>>322793130
>>322793130
DELETE THIS
>>322793325
No.
What does Nep Nep's armpits taste like? Hehe just wondering. I but they taste nice.
>>322771898
It's easy: report, sage and hide
>>322793647
puddin cumming cocks.
>>322781420
I dig it
Iffy seems like she would be the most fun to rape. Like she'd put up the most struggle, but is the most likely to be physically overpowered.
>>322795854
I like the way you think, I'd join you in raping her
>>322791239
What unfortenate shota did Noie abduct to date her?
>>322786454
Glad, since I actually prefer her over nep, shes so much cuter
>>322796139
You and I would make a good team, friend.
>>322794735
>Rom can't write
What the fuck Blanc, get your shit together.
>>322773016
everyone thinks this is cringe but what really happened is this kid just fucking tore up the dance floor. Shit was hot fire. There isn't a dry pair of panties in tha club.
>>322796591
Now we just have to decide...which entrance does each of us take?
>>322791239
>Shiny black femme fatale Black Heart
I'm so in need of a RP right now.
>>322771898
I propose to____Vert__
>>322797127
Does it really matter. We'll end up violating all her holes eventually. We'll just rotate holes each time. Maybe shove her cellphone inside which ever hole is currently vacant.
>>322797261
>>322797852
>not eggplant
>>322797852
hell no I want that hole.
>>322797261
Shame that it was used just once and it had to be a anime episode.
>>322771898
I get hype for V-II
>>322796671
Depending on the kid, I could see it. I have no idea how old Ram and Rom "are," but its possible.
Still retarded though considering they're goddesse, etc.
>>322798638
Oh christ be my gf please, i beg you
>>322793130
>>322793518
Ram has a cute butt.
[x] rape Iffy
>>322795529
Being this cute should be a crime.
>>322799302
It is, the punishment for the crime is that we will never be with her ;_;
Also
>dat costume colors
Great taste anon, proably the best right after her default one
>>322799294
>tfw JUSTICE is dead
>>322799294
Goddamnit, i am an edgy moron and i miss NISA and Gust.
>>322771898
Approach the tiny one with brown hair on the right and ask her if she wants to go out on a date.
>>322771898
Why compa looks like she is a psyco?
>>322772248
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
haahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
hoooo that got me
>>322801074
is she wearing one of these 80s aerobic clothes?
>>322801412
It would seem so.
You like?
>>322801367
they all look the same
>>322801651
absolutely
>>322801412
At first glance I thought it was a school swimsuit that wasn't put on fully.
So what girl is what console?
keep walking because i have shit to do
