AGDQ 2016
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Now: Spelunky
Next: Crypt of the Necrodancer
Later: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
http://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
When does it get good?
This isn't a good game.
>>322753745
Never.
If you never played Spelunky you have no idea why using the teleporter is so hard to use.
A normal player would keep warping into walls.
Either way Spelunky is a great game, seriously. Try it.
Poo in Loo: The Game
>>322753745
When it's over.
>all he needs to do is keep 2 ropes
>he keeps forgetting and using more
jesus christ come the fuck on
fuck comfy
>>322753804
heard ya the first time
>devs on skype
pls stop this
>/v/ shit-talking Spelunky.
What the fuck. Spelunky is one the purest new-ish vidya out there.
twitch chat is cancer
>>322753751
1 [Canada] dtea 16:45.155
2 [Canada] Bum 17:01.005
Current top times for this category
which thread is the real one?
>>322753804
you'll teleport into a wall the first or second time only unless you're a total plebbut I bet it's hard to speedrun with it
GIMME MY WAIFU
GAH
>>322753745
The atmosphere and hype runs have been dead since AGDQ '14.
The fun is truly dead this year. I haven't enjoyed a single run so far, something ruined it for me. There aren't even fun trainwrecks because Uyama has sterilized this shit so hard.
>>322753951
Waifus come to those who wait.
>>322753919
This one the other one has more shitposters so this is automatically better. Also more appropriate OP image
I love Spelunky and Spelunky speed runs but what the fuck is this shit I don't get it.
>>322754007
SGDQ felt all right
There is something corporate feeling about it now though
>>322754007
There have been a handful of good runs this year
Disney block yesterday was great (except for KH)
Fun underground event turned into sterile corporate cash cow, its like poetry
>>322754073
missed KH run, how bad was it?
I promise this game is fantastic, as good as Blinding of Isaac if not better
Try it guys
>>322754007
AGDQ 2014 was the best one tho
>>322753951
>MY
hahahaha, that's rich
>>322754169
It was a three hour speed run. I mean it wasn't awful or anything, but I got bored and stopped after like 30min
>>322754170
Jesus fuck off with your shilling
>as good as Binding of Isaac
Not a very big achievement there fucko
>>322754007
>>322754071
>sterilized
>corporate feeling
That's exactly how I feel. No one looks like they're having a good time, everything feels forced as fuck. Clapping is an obligation, attendance feels like an obligation, hell even the runners and commentators seem like they're just doing it so they don't become irrelevant.
>>322754169
Okay but none of them had the charisma to carry a 3 hour run
>>322754170
We heard you the first 3 times
>>322754247
Nigga without spelunky shit like Isaac wouldn't be a thing
why are they doing a run where they unlock all the shortcuts who fuckin cares desu senpai it pisses me off
>>322754314
i don't see the point if they're doing it without shortcuts anyway
>view count and donation amounts are down this year even with the padding that's probably going on
did the bubble finally pop
can we finally kill uyama and replace him with literally anyone else
real shit game mate
Wait, why is he starting from the first stage now?
I don't understand this at all
I'm not the guy that posted my other posts but let me tell you that he's right and this game is amazing. You people should try it.
>>322754442
Uyama is already dead.
He's been "ill with mono" for over 2 years mate.
That lasts like a month at max.
>>322754463
It's an arbitrary category just so they can feature a shitty RNG game with broad appeal.
There are a lot of those, like the Minecraft "run".
>>322754261
>pay a small fortune in advance and potentially not be running anyway
>coporate fuckheads breathing down your neck whenever you say anything that could be slightly viewed as offensive to someone somewhere
>forced to constantly mention raffles and donation incentives to make the organizer more money
Fuck this shit and any moron that buys into the 'its for charity!' bullshit. You only need to give away 20% of earnings to be classed as one.
Wake up sheeple.
Is that the fucking merchant that waits for you at every exits if you screw him earlier?
this runner sounds so fuckin pouty and doesn't give a shit about the devs watching him play I hope he gets totally fucken rekt
I can recommendtrying this game, it's good
I don't get why he just doesn't do one hell run. Why does he want to unlock the shortcuts first?
>>322754626
It's part of the category
>>322754626
For whatever reason there are way too many different categories of Spelunky speedruns.
This is an 'unlock all shortcuts and defeat Olmec' type run.
MY CAT JUST FARTED
JESUS CHIRST
>>322754626
the run is literally unlocking the sortcuts then killing the boss. the hell run is a different one
>>322754626
because he's a giant faggot
>>322754746
drink it
>>322754746
Why is that so surprising?
>>322754746
dude
PKEKS GETTING BTFO
>>322754746
:^)
Spelunky is cute!But so is this speedfu
>>322754746
>owning a cat
Fucking degenerate.
>>322754746
More interesting than any run so far.
>>322754852
Fart
HAHA IVE BEEN WATCHING ADQGDQGQDGQDGQG SINCE IT STARTED IN 1703 BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE BEEN ABLE TO DONATE EVERY YEAR THIS REALLY BLOWS... ME AWAY AND I HOPE WE CAN STEALTH TELEPORT AND WRECK CANCER IN THE BUTT PS KILL THE ANIMALS HAHA SO RANDOM
>bomb doesn't work on expensive computers
why senpai?
there goes blueglasses and his angelic laugh again
What is up with a lot of speedrunners seeming not all that hyped with a dev watching and doing an impromptu QnA during the run?
>>322754892
of course
>>322754746
>tfw this Anon's cat fart is the most exciting part of this run
Why do cat farts smell worse then dog ones anyway?
>>322754918
This plus
>Greetings from [Country]
make up all the donations
>>322754920
They're retarded if they don't know the reason, it all has to do with what GPU and drivers you have.
this nigga can't do an eggplant run
>>322754963
This is how you know something was funny or not.
>Eggplant
Banned
why is tom green there
Where are the good games
>>322754912
ayyy lmao
>next game is a rougelike/rhythm/dungeon crawler
I don't. Shit run?
>>322754968
it's always you anon, isn't it
you haunt me, always there to ruin my dreams
>>322754980
catfood is garbage
Someone just invited him to a group called Get fucked, nerd
Hehe let's show the eggplant no i'm not going to do a eggplant run lel
>"I <3 cock"
>steam notifications
what
he comes the steam spam
>>322755117
this runner is a no fun faggot
>>322755084
>rougelike
>rouge
why is he still playing this shit if the speedrun is over?? get ON with it!
I like it
What's his steam I have a goatse avatar
>Trump wins 2016 #wall
>>322755117
You less and 3 cock? Whut?
>Trump wins 2016 #WALL
topkek
someone add him to "UYAMA IS A JEW" or something group
>>322755220
It's almost crimson red, but not reallyou know what I meant anon
>people hate spelunky
what happened?
>>322754452
I misunderstood that picture at first and though her knees were her boobs.
>4chan party wan
>>322755301
pixel garbage
>>322755257
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198147835854
AGDQ FAGS
>>322755019
>implying speedrunners aren't retarded
why dont the fucking devs fix this
Shouldn't they be timing this???
Will they ever learn to go offline on Steam before the run?
>Australian dota 2
>>322755223
he's doing a hell run which is the only kind of speedrun anyone cares about in this game
don't know what the fuck the last one was about.
How with all the restrictions that they don't force Steam notifications off is amazing.
>4chan party van group
how the fuck do you not have the foresight to turn of notifications
>team triangle tities
NO FUN ALLOWED
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>>322755301
I hate all 2d indie shit, no exceptions
>BLOCKING THE NOTIFICATIONS
C U C K E D
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>>322755320
>6k hours
thank god im not autistic
that fucking steam block jesus christ.
>>322755301
It got popular or something, /v/ is fucking stupid anyway, spelunky hd is a great game.
>>322755318
>pixels
>>322755320
>5,944 hrs
JESUS CHRIST
>>322755347
Holy shit just realised this
>what is even the point of speedrunning without the timer
>>322755356
FUCKING YSG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dat laugh doe
Greetings from Germany!
Long time viewer, first time donator here. My grandfather passed away recently after a long battle with cancer so what you guys are doing is awesome! I had to donate during one of my favorite games of all time. This AGDQ has been awesome and I have been losing sleep because of you guys. I love seeing my childhood being destroyed in these speedruns. Shoutouts to the runners and people who made this possible. Keep up the good work and let's kick cancer in the butt! Remember, save frames, not the animals. Everybody say HOYP!
>>322755432
It was a donation incentive and it was met.
haha you guys are really epic
greetz from Reddit!
What are the odds that Cloudbuilt will be banned for life because the dev said "shit" when one of the runners game crashed?
>>322755347
It's just an exhibition. Because hard or something.
So why did the AGDQ staff choose such a huge hosting room anyway
>>322755486
Actually heard the narrators voice in my head when you said this
PROFESSIONALS
>>322755412
>not pixels
>>322755301
I like the game the run is just shitty, i don't get why he wants to get the dumb shortcuts first and waste 20 minutes instead of doing a hellrun first or the actual eggplant run
>>322755543
the game times it itself
![turbanbomb1[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/P9NTxgb.gif "turbanbomb1[1].gif")
I don't understand this game at all.
These roguelite games are shit
>>322755347
top right
there's your timer
Is this Top 3 most boring game of AGDQ?
Ignore the commentary, just the game itself. Nothing is impressive technique-wise.
>>322755573
money launder scheme
they have to pretend thousands of people went to the event
>>322755573
Do you not watch when the room is packed?
>>322755320
This guy has 6k (SIX THOUSAND) hours invested in his game
And they let some fag earlier waste 2 hours playing a game he'd only played for 60 hours, and was literally the only person on the leaderboard.
>>322755573
Jesus that is empty as fuck
>nice to see boogie2988 on the couch
kek
>>322755663
its almost like its early in the morning
>>322755518
86%
>>322755573
because this is the dark e-sports future the FGC predicted
>>322755645
>Nothing is impressive technique-wise.
clearly you've never played it
That Spelunky dev sounds like a bro. Would definitely befriend and hang out with.
>>322755645
The challenge comes from reacting to the RNG and they're doing pretty good job at that.
>>322755645
>Nothing is impressive technique-wise.
confirmed for literally never touching the game
>>322755636
You know, I'm a pretty unhealthy guy that let himself get fat but I'm not even close to half that bulk. How do you get so fat?
>>322755707
is that witwix and jen
>>322755301
I love Spelunky
>Roguelike platformer
>>322755606
why not just use an AGDQ steam account
>>322755320
>>322755662
This isn't that unlikely. I probably have 100 hours in it, and I never beat the temples.
>>322755747
People sleep on Spelunky hard, it's a shame.
>>322755747
>clearly you've never played it
Being autistic takes skill. Doesn't mean it's impressive skill.
>>322755573
too much rules, no fun allowed, people who don't play games are in charge
>>322755735
this
why di they only play indie games made by male devs?? where are my gone home and depression quest speedruns?
>>322755763
that is the true skill
anyone can memorize a level
>>322755753
Sounds like a cool dude. I mean the game is pretty damn popular. Ego sometimes really fucks with regular people's minds.
Greetings from Germany!
I'm a young artist trying to get into art college, and since I just got my first job making postcards, I can finally afford to donate. So here's to you all great runners out there, no matter how camp your game is. Keep up the good work, and flashwar the cancer out of here! HEIP!
>>322755707
Stop trying to viral yourself shitwix
>>322755768
>Step 1. Be unhealthy american
>Step 2. Spend all day speedrunning some vidya game
He's a big guyfor you
>>322755301
/v/ loves spelunky and /v/ loves shitposting you should know this by now
What is the point of the couch at the top right that is like somewhat behind the first couch?
1 guy sits there. Doing what?
Man stealing from the shop is so worth it, you get so much shit.
I never did it because I was scared of the shotgun, but I guess I'll start doing it now.
>>322755486
Greetings from Germany!
I've been watching every AGDQ since 2013 and every SDGQ since 2014. This AGDQ has been awesome and I have been losing sleep because I've been watching at work when I'm supposed to be busy! I remember playing this game from my childhood, and seeing it destroyed in these speedruns has been incredible because I remember playing it. My paycheck doesn't come until next week, but I just HAD to donate for the Megaman prize, so put this towards runners choice and saving the animals. How could I resist donating for such a worthy cause and because no one else deserves to feel that pain, and I just want let you know what you are doing is awesome, so please keep up the good work and let's kick cancer's butt!
>>322755341
Are you an ant?
>>322755847
I think the fact that it used to be freeware had something to do with it.
>Writing a book on spelunky
>99+ Steam notifications
>>322755849
>>322755920
I dont like this meme
I like how they finally had a dev on that had some interesting things to say
did someone have the reflex to screencap that steam chat?
>>322755768
Eat a lot of fast food, junk food like potato chips, also lots and lots of soda. Don't just eat normal servings either eat like double of that
The runner seems actually butthurt and mad that the devs are on skype with them
Greetings from 4chan /v/!
This is a le cringe maymay gaem xD. You cucks should play my favorite game which only I like cause I'm a cool hipster. GOOBERGATE FOR LIEF.
>that fucking laugh
>every fucking GDQ
It wouldn't bother me that much if the shit he was laughing at was actually somewhat funny.
>>322755346
Cause they didn't know about it and the retarded speedrunners didn't send the devs a bug report with information about what hardware and drivers it happens and doesn't happen on?
>>322755895
Sometimes they have more people running the game than they have space on the couch.
Kingdom hearts was literally both couches and the first two rows of the audience with runners of the game.
>>322755920
>>322755849
>>322755486
Post more parody donation comments.
>that tiny audience
Is it just the time of day or is AGDQ dead?
>>322756048
what?
>>322755806
they're too cheap for that
>>322755849
>>322756086
both.
>Shovel Knight is on the last day
>Coda All Zones
this is gonna be ridiculous
>>322756021
I only eat twice a day (lunch and dinner), no huge portions, drink water 90% of the time and only very occasionally something like orange juice or a coke. Don't snack on junk food much.
And yet I can't lose weight
>>322755356
why did she oil her chest?
How do people let themselves get this fat? I don't understand. Don't they know that they look like complete shit yet they proceed to eat like shit and not work out. Then again, I can never see myself not working out so I'm biased
>>322756003
Hello guys! Long time first time watcher and donating! The lover of my wife made me know this stream letting me take care of my wife's son! keep up the good work and kick that cancer a kick!
Greetings from Germany!!!!
hash tag yo lo
>dat thick grill
Why does /v/ hate good video games?
>>322756123
wow more indie pixelshit garbage
when do the real games start
>>322755606
It wasn't that close. The player is invulnerable during the door entering animation.
>>322755578
I heard it too. Scary
Think they'll be savvy enough to turn off notifications this time?
>>322756138
that feel when don't have to work out in order to stay slim
may have diabetes or something but feels good
>>322755486
Greetings from Germany!
Watching with my wife and her son, having tons of fun, keep up the good work and lets kick cancer in the butt!
>>322756138
I work out for like a week when I start to gain weight and that's enough.
What the fuck is wrong with fat people
>>322756086
It's only 10 AM, everyone's still recovering from the orgies
>>322756136
Go for walks every day.
>>322756048
Nah he just seems like the kind of nerd that still thinks being kinda rude is being cool and badass.
>>322754071
>>322754261
>>322754585
after 2013 the event had grown so big that the PCF took notice and basically took over the event, they sent one of their suits over to fund it and turn it into a big advertising thing for their charity
2012 was elder god tier GDQs, 2013 was god tier, 2014 was ok but felt off, ever since then it's been corporatized bullshit, the magic is completely gone
I don't even think the core runners that started this shit over 3 years ago even attend any more, talking about trihex and runnerguy mainly
>>322756195
>that
>thick
you've gone too deep
Indie Game Block on AGDQ was a huge mistake.
No matter how skilled you are, it looks boring in real life.
>>322756223
I wasn't referring to the runners. I was referring to the people being paid to manage the stream's A/V.
>>322756195
>thick grill
>thick
She is fat, dumb ass. She has a fucking muffin top
>>322756185
>The lover of my wife made me know this stream letting me take care of my wife's son!
>>322756296
GDQ was a huge mistake
>>322756210
After you kill yourself
>>322755341
BEST THING EVER
BEEP BEEP 4CHAN PARTY VAN HAS ARRIVED
AGDQ IS THE SHITPOSTER'S BLOODMOON
Kick cancer's butt lol!
>>322756316
Low test beta detected
i remember this guy being really good at descent
too bad he's a redditor twitch e-celeb wannabe
>>322756296
You're gonna love the awful games block.
>>322756331
Speedrunning was a huge mistake.
>>322756361
Haha! Memes!
>>322756390
video games were a huge mistake
LET'S FUCK CANCER IN THE ASS! WHO'S WITH ME? FUCK CANCER AND FUCK ANIMALS!
Uh oh! Big!
>>322756361
Nah senpai
Qt detected
>>322756331
letting the PCF fund it so they could take it over and sterilize it was a huge mistake
>ugg boots in public
This bitch is disgusting
>banned for saying *PogChamp LANDWHALE PogChamp*
fucking nazi mods
get fuckin ready forCHOKE ON LEVEL 4
>>322756375
>You're gonna love the awful games block.
I actually will.
At least it's self-aware.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CANCER LMAPOOOOOOOOOO BUTT!
>patting Kylo Ren on the head
>>322756390
Memes was a mistake.
>>322756465
is this gm_construct
This donation reader sounds like hes about to fellate a shotgun christ can we get someone else
>>322756405
Memes so fresh you can suck my nuts.
I went to bed after Hotline Miami did I miss anything good/cringey?
>>322756079
Greetings from Germany
Hey everyone i'm watching AGDQ while my wife is giving private lessons to our refugee Abdul we take care of #refugeeswelcome. , let's kick cancers butt and save the animals HOYP!
What's with this announcer. He seems so bored
>shoutout to Kylo Ren
>chat explodes in spoilers
[sensible chuckle]
>>322756361
Fat cuck nigger detected
Greetings from Germany!
My wife's son and also her daughter from a second lover enjoy watching AGDQ so I'm watching it with them.
I don't understand what speedrunning is but I am still donating because we need to pound cancer's ass!
>>322756485
you're a qt
>>322756296
This desu they should only run Nintendo games.
Bring Lauren back, this fatty is not cute at all.
never forget
>>322756559
>>322756424
Life was a huge mistake.
>>322756520
My condom breaking while I was inside your mom was a mistake
if the cuck goes online on steam then go ahead and spam him
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Spootaloo
>>322756569
Oh golly gee thanks mister!
>>322756536
has someone actually had this as a donation comment or something similar?
this announcer sounds depressed
>>322756527
There were some fun runs yeah. Just this last one some from 4chan found the runners steam and raided it with friend/group requests till they blocked it. >>322755606
I bet at least half the time the greetings from Germany comments aren't even ironic.
