NOW: Axiom Verge
NEXT: Hotline Miami
THEN: Iji
1st for fuck anime
Anime belong in the trash.
1st fo choke
Feeling sorry for developers desu senpai
top3 for 3d>2d
>>322728285
10/10
Reminder to refrain from posting anime
>PC
pls tell me he is playing on some sort of controller
>>322728285
>tfw thought he was gonna give up
posting to watch thread
3D girls are best girls
>3am and still going strong
where my REAL NIGGAS at?
Reminder to /a/.
>there are people ITT who's watching this shitshow instead of jerking off to little anime girls and cartoon animals
>>322728402
Based
>>322728395
Not based
this games music sucks ass
sounds like they gave a synth to a 3 year old
>this run
>>322728285
>G-VIRUS YOU'VE IMPROVED SO MUCH
wow so sad how they need to keep him on suicide watch
>offer to help commentate your game being speedrun
>runner chokes
I feel bad for the poor dev
I just feel bad.
It sucks to get to the point where you are just mad at yourself and your friends for trying to make you feel better
OH REALLY?
OH SHIT SHOTS FIRED!
>>322728442
Really thought he might ask someone to take over
>>322728481
*raises paw*
Here! woof!
Save the animals!
Holy shit all I hear is him gasping for breath
>>322728510
why not both
somebody reply when HM run starts please
oops
he must be so sweaty, would not sit on chair after him t b h
Reminder that Caveman and Big Jon got rejected from AGDQ so some autist with shit taste could get a record in a game only he plays.
>Big Jon
>>322728440
He is
it seems redundant why not just play on ps4 but what do i care
Is anime over yet?
>>322728576
This is almost as bad as that swedish dude showing his presenting his yarn game at E3
who /big guy/ here?
This idiot is tanking way too much damage for the sake of speed, and it's blatantly cost him the run already
Alright for all of you making fun of him for "Choking" you can fuck right off. This game is way harder when you speedrun it for starters.
Secondly it takes a lot of balls to stream in front of thousands of people LIVE nontheless.
I doubt any of you losers would even have the courage to do what he's doing, so instead of making fun of him why not support him.
Very rude.
He's beathing so heavily
WHEN IS JAK 3 EDGEMASTER
>>322728685
what games is he couching for?
>>322728685
this nigga's chest is going to explode
>>322728705
If he's not good enough he shouldn't be there
>>322728285
who /justfuckingwaitingforhotlinemiami/ here
the infinite jump combo is tricky but it isn't speedrunner-tier, its a thing everyone probably learned by the time they finished the game
super metroids wall jump combo is a lot harder
How long till this indieshit block is over?
>>322728635
At least Jon will be couching for a few runs. Hopefully everyone shuts the fuck up and just lets him commentate, since he's the funniest guy there.
how much longer until bloodborne? don't know if I can make it
This game looksfun
>>322728685
it's like there's a small person hugging his biceps under that shirt
>>322728481
salut ami
>>322728770
Only 6 more hours to go.
>>322728802
It's one of the last runs of the event
>>322728802
LIKE FUCKING DAYS DUDE
oops caps
>>322728802
only 5 days
>>322728834
Fucking hell
>>322728802
wtf are you talking about, that's saturday at like 5pm
>>322728705
GVirus please
>>322728809
Yeah this run kinda makes me regret not giving it a chance.
>>322728848
>LIKE FUCKING DAYS DUDE
>oops caps
Kill yourself.
>>322728767
Awesome Games Done Quickly? More like Games Not Done Quickly Enough.
>>322728635
What game is that?
>>322728885
>>322728802
>Tfw you're waiting for Bloodborne too
Can't wait for more Japan Studio games to be run
I hope people pick up both Gravity Rush 1 and 2 - there are some really impressive Japanese players for the original on Vita already
how many hardest rooms in the game does this game have
lmao
mercy kill this shit for the love of god
>choking again
>>322728983
thanks based reddit spy
this is sad
>>322728741
From his twitter: "AGDQ Couches for me; X1, Mega Man 9, SMB1, SMB3 Kazo Mario and Battletoads"
![41725c8e91ec29a1a22d1a0c5ff925b0678acce3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2CuZM4I.jpg "41725c8e91ec29a1a22d1a0c5ff925b0678acce3[1].jpg")
>>322728767
fuck yes nigga
>>322728976
>poor little blueglass
taking bets for how hard he's gonna choke on the final boss, which really is a bitch to fight
I'm thinkin 15 minutes at least
>>322728680
That swedish dude was moe as fuck.
is lvl 1 sephiroth posted to youtube yet?
>>322728976
man its really a miracle he is still alive with all his medical conditions
>>322728976
Dude on the right speaks way too much.
>running from a fight to grind health
speedrunning at its finest
OVER EST
O
V
E
R
E
S
T
>>322728919
No my good sir tis YOU who needs to commit suicide if I do say so myself.
>>322729073
No, he's gonna choke on the very last room before the boss, it's hell if you don't have enough health.
>>322728795
Man his twitter is chill as fuck. What a cool dude.
>>322729095
the french dudes uploaded most of the l4d2 run not too long ago. why not check yourself?
Is the runner having an asthma attack?
Will he be the first death on screen at a AGDQ ever?
>>322728705
>Courage
Lel
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
How bad was he choking? I missed it
>really generous estimate as usual for marathon runs (like +15% or something easily)
>still goes over estimate
CHOKE
>Dying in every room
is this a speed run tactic ?
At least we know the obstruction in his throat is why is breathing is so loud
>>322728919
what did i do im sorry
love me
please
AXIOM VERGE OF CHOKE
>>322729172
It's awful.
He dies like every 30 seconds
Less than 10 minutes left
Will he make it?
Just end it
>>322729172
he is still in the act of choking
FAMILY DIED TO CANCER KICK ITS BUTT HYPE
>>322729172
You can literally hear him grasping for air every second of the run.
>>322728285
I thought the mods forced these to /vg/ now or something?
G O I N G O V E R T I M E B O Y S
>>322728705
who's mom is this?
>>322729227
i honestly think half of those donations are just fishing for chat to spam emotes
Feel sorry for this dude, even the retards who played L4D2 made their estimate time and it was their first time playing the game.
>>322729227
Thought the same
>"I lost my entire family and friends to cancer, it was horrible. GET HYPE"
what the fuck
>>322729234
How about I force my huge penis into your boipussy
who let this fraud in?
>>322728919
desu I sometimes just say fuck it and roll with the caps because I'm not rewriting a fucking paragraph. Why the fuck don't computers have the ability to shift all highlighted text to caps/lowercase
Alright for all of you making fun of him for "Choking" you can fuck right off. This game is way harder when you speedrun it for starters.
Secondly it takes a lot of balls to stream in front of thousands of people LIVE nontheless.
I doubt any of you losers would even have the courage to do what he's doing, so instead of making fun of him why not support him.
Very rude.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
ITS OVER
Chokerun!
IT HURTS TO WATCH.
GET THIS FUCKING GUY OFF
HE'S MAKING THE GAME LOOK SHIT
FUCKING KICK HIM OFF HE'S A SJW SYMPATHISER
>I tip my hat
lmao
>>322729172
He spent 10 minutes dying to one boss.
And now he's started choking again.
rip estimate
>>322729172
Started watching at the 35:00 min mark and so far he died like 8+ times.
*tips hat*
>Made up comments
just post anime
>>322729234
That's /srg/, this is /v/ where memes are to the extreme and no one knows what they're talking about, also anime and Drake.
>I tip my hat
me too, senpaitachi, me too
Bullies desu
HE JUST
KEEPS
ON FORGETTING
WHAT HE WROTE DOWN
>i tip my hat to gvirus
He ded.
>>322729348
CHOKE
H
O
K
E
>>322729348
Hi couch
Holy shit his heavy breathing is unbearable.
>>322728285
>tfw you have to pee but youre afraid the moment you leave you will miss them cancelling it or this guy having a heart attack/asthma attack
IS IT POSSIBLE TO DIE FROM NOT URINATING ANONS
I think the cancer "stories" are just an attemp to win the raffless via pity.
>aww this guy lost all his families to cancer, lets give him one of these prizes
>>322729348
maybe if you focused on the run instead of writing here you wouldn't die constantly
>For a normal person
>Casually this game
Where's my AGDQ 2016 cringe, /v/?
Youtube links would be lovely.
>>322729125
You were saying negro?
>>322729465
Yes.
>>322729465
yes your bladder will rupture and your eyeballs will fill with piss
>>322729420
nice riata
Reminder that the king of chokes title still goes to this guy right here.
https://youtu.be/m9yRpzVmBQI?t=27m23s
>>322729465
I didn't piss for 24 hours and didn't shit for 5 days once.
Real talk niggers: Is Blechy doing a run this year?
>>322729387
gotta fuck fast
best moment of agdq 2016 so far
Loving this lets play :)))
>>322729504
ITS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW FAGGOT
>no Humble AGDQ '16 Bundle with Axiom Verge
>>322729465
you'll probably just pee your pants but you can also stop getting boners if you keep it up
>>322729465
>he isnt a diaperfag
I used to room with a guy who breathed like this. He wore headphones so I don't think he realized it, but it was obnoxiously loud.
>I tip my hat
madman
pity claps
>>322729570
When I turned off the stream
>>322729465
damn i remember saving this gif from commie's website when i was staying current with space dandy. what weeb shit is this from?
BOTCHED THE TIMER
He didn't go over at least, which is a plus
>Difficulty: Normal
>>322729504
fuck off memester
were talking vidya games here
worse choke than DMC4 Vergil?
>>322729423
/adgq/ is /srg/? Makes no sense m8
Post yfw the run is finally over
>>322729569
>>322729387
well time to look up genderbent sonic on sad panda
Anyone else see them stop the clock early, then restart it?
Either way, relieved he's under time
>>322729650
>died 10 times
They even paused for a couple of seconds at the end.
>>322729506
I TOLD YOU NIGGERS
>Even the timer choked
>death count: 10
>t-time *clears throat*
better on the final than I thought I guess
>difficulty: normal
HOLY SHIT
>>322729662
SIMPLY
>>322729650
I was about to post this
>>322728481
Right here nigga!
he sounds like he's about to start crying
>>322729519
oh god
>>322729541
OH GOD
>>322729691
I noticed that too they stopped it when he said "time will be in a few seconds"
>everyone is glad he didnt die
Just got home from work, anything good that I missed?
I hope they make less money than last time
GDQ cant keep growing forever
It needs to go back to being just nerds
I'm glad it's over. If only for the runner's sake.
>>322729678
>newfag the post
why are so many runs on easy/normal? What exactly is special about that?
Ok the guy choked but still got under estimate guys, we don't need to piss on his unconscious body lets just allow him to have his thing and hope for better days.
>>322729603
10 hours from now.
>>322729787
it's faster to run the game when the enemies don't have a shitload of health
>>322729662
nah, at least he was below his estimate
>>322729751
Just grab an empty bottle or something, for crying out loud.
>>322729770
get him a drink lmao
>>322729701
Don't most speedrunners at ADGQ go for easier difficulties, or was this supposed to be a Hard run
>>322729751
>Not using piss bottles
aww, I missed Fez.
>>322729741
if 80k people just watched you being bad at video games you'd probably suicide
>Turn on the stream
>Full page advertisement with commentary
When did they sell out?
>>322729701
>no damage boosts
>slow strats and don't give me that hurr runner bad shit
yay hard mode
>>322729787
It's easier if the enemies do less damage and have less HP
>>322729778
https://youtu.be/sv9ojcs3sDU
best thing to happen today
>>322729778
the runner for Axiom Verge choked pretty hardI hope he's alright
>hear tokyo attack
>mmm let me look it up
>oh shit dude what
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_subway_sarin_attack
>>322729787
Faster
Takes less skill
Less chance of a fuck up
Not rocket science anon, not like these meme loving fucks give a shit about their charity thing anymore. ADS AND SPONSORS GIVE THE DOLLARS.
H O T L I N E B O Y S
waiting for Cloudbilt 2bh
>>322729770
Has anything funny happened since it started?
>>322729781
Yeah this shit is getting crazy I don't want it to be on ESPN this summer and then Ellen DeGeneres and Oprah already.
>>322729840
gtfo Phil. No one likes you.
>>322729751
>Not having a nice maid to open her mouth for you to pee inside
Like its 2016 anon
>>322729787
Some games aren't more challenging (just take longer), as long as everyone speedrunning that game is doing it under the same conditions, it's fine
>Hotline Miami
gee, i wonder who's never seen that game before
>>322729465
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tycho_Brahe#Death
if there's one thing I'm thankful for this year it's that there's no tinybuild commercials
well, at least that I know of
fuck tinybuild
>>322728285
>End of the run
>Couchbros come up and pat him on the back, huddling around him and smiling as they make small talk
I-Is that what it's like to have friends?
This pokemon music.
>>322729787
what do you think is faster, a game mode where all enemies are trivial or one where you could potentially die quickly at any time while also taking forever to kill enemies
>>322729770
I had the stream muted
I looked over and honestly thought he was having a heart attack and they were checking on him
>>322729787
Usually difficulties are categories themselves
yfw they read the donation from "Lipitor and Propecia"
>>322729865
eric m8
Where's Mike Uyama? Is he STILL sick? Is he dying?
>>322729923
oh god why did you remind me
>>322729787
It's quicker, or it facilitates a strat which allows things be done faster
Normally, that's why speedrunners do anything. At AGDQ, though, you'll see people taking slower strats on purpose because they're more marathon safe - I.e. if you fuck up, it doesn't lose multiple minutes
W E G O T A F U R R Y O N T H E C O U C H
FURRY ALERT
DEGENERACY
200th for racist agdq staff
Listening to fatties breathe is weird
>>322729639
Honestly anon I don't remember,my bf had me watch it with him and but he didn't make the gif I think
All this reminds me though I still havent brought my reaction image folder over to this new PC so I should do that or else im gonna miss REACTING to the next few days
>>322729918
I havent but then again I'm an animefriend
>PG stream that literally flips its shit over using the word fart
>playing a very gory m rated game
>furfag on couch
fucking degenerates
Did someone say anime?
I fucking hate these people.
>>322729938
It's great.
>>322729770
>"Man Is Aided By Male Nurses As He Recovers From A Terrible Stroke"
>>322730018
So weird man, what the fuck is their problem
>>322729936
start doing team sports lad, pats and high fives all day
>>322729903
Suck my dick
CHOKE ON IT
FURRIES
>>322730017
>>322730010
>>322730014
>>322730048
it's the TONY mask you idiot
why is that tiger wearing headphones below his ears
>>322730018
Fuck off cuck, no one cares
>>322729936
yes. even shitters and virgins can have friends, my friend.
Based autistic hotline miami fanbase bringing in the yiff
http://steamcommunity.com/id/gviruswastaken
TELL HIM HE CHOKED
GVIRUS
>>322730017
>>322730010
>>322730014
jesus christ it's just a tiger mask
calm your fucking tits
THE ANIME FLOOD HAS ARRIVED
>>322730037
fuck off roastie
>>322730093
this
>People think Zelda music is good
This will never be not funny
>>322728521
Well, you better hold onto your butts for Axiom's Vinyl then
it's going to be remixed by Dj's and stuff
WHO /TONY/ HERE
That's not a furry, that's just Tony.Tony fucking sucks in HM2
>>322729923
What the guy from penny arcade died??
Anime is my favorite meme
only reply if you got the whole week off to be comfy and watch speedruns
>>322730048
I'ma dog irl
>>322730056
I think someone said Anime.
>>322729982
this is just a paycheck for him, but he can't just tell people he doesn't want to show up and still take his 10%. so he claims to have had mono for like a year and a half.
should have said he had cancer, he'd probably get a ton of personal donations for his medical bills
