>Use the X button to Attack!
>What's the X button?
>Use left stick to move!
>Presses both triggers and flies off the edge
>"Did I do it? did I win?"
>spoken dialogue is all plot and level-relevant
>only mention of buttons and controls are in books you can read
>tutorial is your inner dialog
>I feel compelled I must approach it and press A
I love you Pikmin
>someone explains to you the controls
>goes to another character and gives them the exact same instructions, including the buttons
>MMO
>You are the chosen one
>Other players start popping in.
>villain is in an incredibly obvious disguise
>tells the player that it only looks obvious, and that you cant tell anyone in game that hes in disguise
>>322725451
lol
>Use the Z button to attack!
>You are emulating and have no idea where the Z button is
>Playing game with a PS3 controller
>Button prompts on screen are from the xbox 360 controller
>Press the "A" button to continue.
>You are playing on a PC.
>>322726327
>Emulators.jpg
>>322726220
same layout outside of dpad, you shouldn't get confused.
>playing MMO
>Following the main quest
>"This mission requires teamwork from other players to continue"
>I just want to play on my own
>Fish however you like, or go for the challenges. Just enjoy yourself! And yes, you paid for this advice!
>>322726507
Except they use a fucking blue X all the time and I instinticvely press X but they wanted me to press square.
>>322725451
Only autistic people can't differentiate story from gameplay mechanics
>>322726507
X Y A B
Square triangle X O
nah
>calling the "X" on sony controllers an "ecks"
WRONG
>Do a charged punch to break the wall!
>Have to hold R1 to take stance, L2 for Fire Elemental Attack, press Square for Punch and press forward at the same time.
![[RATINGS MAXIMUM].gif](https://i.imgur.com/40Kr9xy.gif "[RATINGS MAXIMUM].gif")
>>322725345
>do a triple flip and meow
>A button does a jump
>holding Z then pressing A does a big backflip
>>322727030
COME ON MARIO JUMP
>Showing family member game
>dies by weakest enemy
>"This game is too hard, Anon"
>press the C button in order to charge
What the fuck are you on game?
>>322726945
>you will never play as Sir Swoop and have a dedicated "triple flip and meow" button that has a practical in-game purpose
>playing 2-player games with niece
>she can't figure out how to get past extremely simple obstacles
>"this game isn't fair"
>play on PS4 all the time
>dust off freshly CFWd 3DS
>Press X to start!
>press B
FUCK
R1 + Forward is one hand, L2 + Square is the other. Only hard if you roll Southpaw.
>What is this "A" I speak of? I assure you that if we are being watched from another dimension... Those beings will understand.
>>322729914
Oh shit, I think I remember this one. Was it Super Paper Mario?
>>322723915
What's wrong with this? Can't you read?
![Press+space+to+say+apple+go+on+you+_6b9cbbe58c015a991f75ab407388c02b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FSEryuw.jpg "Press+space+to+say+apple+go+on+you+_6b9cbbe58c015a991f75ab407388c02b[1].jpg")
>say apple
>What's an airport?
>>322725697
Paper Mario 2?
>>322731015
>the enemy destroyed our hq
>We can do it better next time
>just try it losers!
Not quite as seamless game weirdness as Metal Gear does.
>"To swing your sword, press the Square button.... whatever that is"
>>322730618
I know Contact did it.
>If the whole world flashes green/red/blue
