Ask a just-hired intern anything. Having no NDA contract because I'm overly-disposable is great.
>>322703178
Are you a girl? If so what do your feet smell like?
>>322703178
Prove it.
>>322703275
Nope, a dude. I'm an office slave. I'm basically the mailboy who sends emails to gaming journalists and other semi-PR.
Are the rumors true that elder scrolls six will be the next installment in the elder scrolls series?
>>322703351
Did you buy Fallout 4? Answer me and I'll return the favor.I have no lanyard, just a keychain because temp
>>322703607
Nah I didn't the game didn't interest me. I don't like the change to the special system and the dialogue.
Also I feel that bethesda can't do world building well and what they try and create comes out shallow. The worlds they make seem expansive but fall apart the second you start thinking about them.
>>322703460
Then why in the world would fucking anyone care about your experience?
>>322703560
:) maybe, I just fetch things for the higher staff. It seems they keep finding something for me to do. I spent a whope afternoon just grabbing random shit and bringing to them. Apparently it's my overtime.
>>322703905
Because I know what the next Elder Scrolls is and I want to answer your questions.
>>322703905
Because. The security staff weirds me out. They just stand in place and repeat the same things every few minutes. Maybe they're trying to start an conversation awkwardly.
Is Todd really the second coming of anti christ?
>>322703954
It's 11. Shouldn't you be working?
>>322703607
>Did you buy Fallout 4?
>>322704065
They have this unlisted rule about inside voices apparently, too. No one really stops to conversate. They just keep talking while walking away.
>>322703607
I bought it, put in about 80 hours on my first playthrough and haven't touched it since. It was fun, but I don't see much reason to play it again until modding tools are released.
>>322704126
>>322704126
Boss plz, I bought 20 copies as mandates.
We keep having these strange desk mix-ups. I'll find random things like apples and cups belonging to the other staff.
>>322704201
>Bethesda is somehow more top secret than the CIA
Maybe they realize the just-hired intern might actually be dumb enough to post shit on 4chan?
>>322703178
What does Todd smell like?
>>322703992
is it a video game or gay porn?
>>322704428
I don't know, man. Security also comments on what I'm wearing pretty often. They also randomly run up and reprimand me if I fiddld with whatever's on the desks. What's also stranger is that they imply they want to bribed for 5 bucks if I just borrow a pencil from a nearby cubicle.
>>322704419
IF YOU READ THE HANDBOOK, YOU'D KNOW THAT'S FOR THE MORNING SCAVENGER HUNT
>>322704497
The Alps
>>322704715you're bad at this
Do they have doritos and dew dispensers like all the great vidya developers?
Somebody keeps bringing in their dog and it just wanders around the office. It kinda pops out of no where every now and then. The crackheads from across the street try to cause trouble in the mornings, calling us "smoothskins" or some shit.
>>322703178
Do you have anything actually valuable to say?
