>buy this on the sale to see what the hubbub is all about
>install it
>"Guess I'll grab a cup of coffee and browse for a bit."
>come back shortly, it's already done
>80mb
How can people possibly say this game is any good? Already uninstalled the moment I saw that, I can tell it's going to be a non-game.
heres youre reply
You should really play it. It was a lot of fun for me. Imagine a 2d minecraft with actually enjoyable combat and pretty decent endgame movement. The amount of content it has is insane.
Most games on Snes/Sega are like 2-4MB and DS games are like 40-80mb, your point?
>>322687141
Behold my 3
>>322687307
That's not how you get a 3, this is how you get a 3.
>>322686518
this is some shit bait anon i thought you had better than this
>>322687307
Stole my 7 wtf
why would you determine the quality of a game by how big the download is? are you autistic?
>mfw I have no 4
>>322687364
Shameful display
3
>>322686518
>nor playing captain planet simulator
>>322687425
content = size
more gigabytes, more content
it's that simple anon
Server where?
>>322687101
>>322687141
>claim its bait
>still bump it anyway because can't keep your hot opinions for yourself
>don't even try to fucking sage
Pathetic
>>322687601
ur mum must have tons of content then lmao
>>322687601
This game has more content than any game released after it
>>322687715
Except I did sage you fucking retard
>>322687601
more content doesn't necessarily mean better content would you rather have 6 hours of quality gameplay or 12 hours of mediocre gameplay?
if terraria is only 80mb then my post will end in an 8 or a 0
>>322687773
fuckin rekt
>>322687601
exspecting Gigabytes from a 2d pixelart-sy game
you are the most retarded dumb stupid idiotic scum lowlife i ever witnessed
327
>>322686518
literally 10x the content of most 30GB+ games
>>322687601
that's retarded
i remember everyone being amazed when 1.3 came and it was only 50mb
that added a few more bosses new end game and some nice stuff plus more biomes i think
5
>>322687904
Oh shit that was a clever scam.
Want my rune scimmy next?
Check my3
here's comes the 5
>>322688145
Checked
>>322687949
Shameful5
>>322687957
also i forgot to say that terraria is a fucking 10/10 game alot of devs should take notes from the developers that made terraria in Terms of after release Support and update policies
>>322688145
>>322688205
Thread redeemed
Excellent job
>>322688205
Checked
>>322687773
>>322687773
>>322688145
Me next!The mod's gonna ban everyone in this thread it was nice knowing you all
>>322688145
WITNESSED
>>322687773
kek
>>322687773
Savage burn, bro
But how about this 6
Maybe go back to playing mine craft then,faggot?
Self moderation is the best.
Just like this 7.
>>322688850
Shameful.
Check this 6 though.
>>322687773
lol
>>322688942
>>322688850
You guys are so bad.7
Fuck outta here OP
Check mytripstho
there might not be apaches in terraria but there certainly is a 6 at the end of this post
>>322686518
We were playing on the server from a few days ago and we just spent like 30 minutes fighting the moon lord.
But its not like ascrawny weakling like yourself would know anything about moon lords.
>>322689256
>there might not be apaches in terraria
>implying
>>322689389
>posts space-jin art
enjoy having your testicles crushed, anon?
>>322687773
Fukkin rekt like this 0
>>322686518
Nice bait, here's your (You).
>>322687904
announcing reports is against the rules ;^)
>>322686518
Baitest bait ever baited.
>>322686518
thanks op this is officially the worst thread of 2016
>>322686518
This is probably the best indie game over there, actually a pretty descent pixeled art and with a lot, and I mean, A LOT of content.
But still i dont know why im replying to this bait, check my 8
>>322690050
So is samefagging ;^)
AYO
>>322690327
>actually a pretty descent pixeled art
It looks like shit, even as far as indie pixel art goes.
It's inconsistent and a vomit of color without any visual eye put into it
pick one
>>322686518
People say this game has a ton of content but the vast majority of the content is just slight stat changes and reskins, not as bad as starbound with its random generation garbage but still pretty repetitive after a bit of time playing.
I can't believe I got mad at and am posting in a bait thread.
>>322691316
ok1
>>322691316
02, 09, and 14. I can't pick between them
>>322686518
,beautiful
>>322686518
Kill Yourself
ATTENTION
CHECK
THIS
9
>>322686518
>pays for game
>literally does not play any of it
>complains about lack of gameplay
>>322686518
It could be worse. It could beStarbound, which is 1.5 GB and still shit
>>322691891
Or not.
>>322686518
@322686518
kill you are self
67
>>322687601
Lol Terraria is made up of Sprites, they're only a few KB each.
The game has a shit tone of content.
>>322692285
too much content I think
>want to play Terraria
>build a bunch of shit and get fairly far
>another fucking update comes out
>have to start over to get most of it
I've basically given up playing this now.
>>322687773
5
>>322692393
>400 hours and haven't defeated a single hardmode boss
I do the same damn thing, anon
Watch in awe as I fail to get a 6.
Which Touhou would youhug?
>but can you watch this 5?
>>322692664
I've only been in hardmode once and didn't get very far
>>322687773
hehe
Alright guys, you convinced me. I'll reinstall the game and in 3 minutes I'll see what this content has to offer.
I guess I could be wrong to think storage space size is indicative of quality. In the end, perhaps I truly was a colossal faggot.
>>322693006
fuck let's go
>>322692393
>>322692664
>>322692815
>do multiple playthroughs
>get to end game before last big update
>start new world
>get to moon lord
>gets boring and just plain not fun
>start a new world
they really should tweak the game a bit more
Could the game of the last character you lost beat The Elvis.
>>322689256
checked
>>322693167
y-you too
>>322693167
Glad to see you changed your mind anon.
>>322686518
Its's over Kaiba, check my 5
If 9 everyone leaves this thread.
It's time for a "Best fun-to-filesize ratio" game thread!
Poasting ZZT. It offers 200 funs, at 176kb, is one of the few games to achieve more than 1 fun per kilobyte
>>322694247
if 9 you stay here
>>322694594
Here's another game that breaks the 1 fpkb ratio.
Super Mario World.
Offering 500 funs at only 344kb, Super Mario World also breaks the 1 fun per kilobyte barrier.
But the absolute pinnacle of fun-to-filesize is...
DÃrojed.
At 32 -bytes-, though it only offers 2 funs, its fun-to-filesize ratio is 62.5 funs per kilobyte.
>>322687249
Most games on Snes/Sega are shit, your point?
5
>>322687773
S A V A G E
>>322693167
You're not a faggot if you change. If you don't like it (which I doubt you will) you at least tried it.
hello, is this where I get my 6?
My vidya gaems need to be at least 10 GB or else they're meme shit! Waaah!
I was gonna reply but then check my 8
>>322687773
fuckin BTFO
also check this 0
>>322697085
nice, 8
>>322687773
GOT 'EM
>>322687114
how do i get into it? it seems just as sandbox as minecraft and i'm just wandering around getting killed. also i don't know how to make a house with a door because the tutorial guy is kind of useless.
>>322687715
Sage has been been hidden from replies for like 3 years now, you fucking retard.
>>322686518
>decide to visit /v/
>thread about pokegirls
>/a/-tier shitpost thread
>this shitty bait
You don't need to tell me, I'm getting out.
>people are defending this shit game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfN-qhoMKnE
Shit game for shitty people.
>>322697284
My dick is becoming violent. Is this from a game?
check this 8
>>322686518
>actually over 1000+ hours of content
here's your (you)
OP just give it a longer while, wait till you hit hardmode
>>322691316
26
>>322697964
It's sort of like a 2d minecraft, except they remembered to include a game with their block building simulator.
>>322697964
http://terraria.gamepedia.com/Home
It's pretty easy, but there are a lot of options. Quickest way at the beginning is having a torch, a table, a chair, a door and/or platform access, a wall, and enough clearance to house an NPC
>>322698260come back
>>322697964
First thing to do is get ANY other weapon. The shortsword is shit, and your pick is superior. Wooden yoyo or the other wooden sword is better.
Get enough wood and you can make a short table. This is the workbench. The taller table is just decorative. Workbench lets you make a forge, which lets you make an anvil. Once you have that, you're set up to make some armor.
If you're surviving pretty well, you won't need to make armor from ore, but a weapon with it could be useful.
The only ore of real value in the early game is lead/iron (each world gens with one of two relatively equal ores for each tier). You'll need it for the entire game. The other three are only useful until you beat your first couple of bosses.
>>322687773
There's always someone
CHECK THIS 5
>>322694594
>>322695514
I appreciate these posts in this garbage thread.
>>322698727
No idea. Reversed image searched something from here, found the 'bouncing ass' tag on Sankaku, saved that and a few others. Feel free to reverse image search using IQDB, I guarantee you'll get the source.
< Another one I saved
>>322701160
Once you're not dying, you've got three goals.
Build houses: houses need walls, a door, a background, light source, table, and chair. When you ESC, there's a house icon. Click it, then click the ?, and then click the house you built. This will tell you if your house is good (but unfortunately doesn't tell you what you missed). Valid housing attracts NPCs when you meet other criteria, like a bomb merchant showing up when you find bombs somewhere. When you save enough money, a merchant can move in. Buy the piggy bank. They're character-based storage, so you can carry it around with you to double your inventory space.
Explore: the world has a bunch of chests. Go into the caves (make sure to bring rope or you'll fall and die) and find them. Each one has one "good" item, and some metal/potions/misc. These are your standard Metroidvania power-ups, like doublejumps, speed boosts, and stat upgrades. You can equip 5 at a time. You'll also find decent weapons, sometimes. Different biomes (near-surface, deeper, jungle, snow, ocean, etc) have different item pools. There's also hearts underground you can dig up and use to get more HP, up to 400.
Fight bosses. There's weird altars underground/in the evil area. You can make boss-summoning items there. Show a lens to the guide and he'll tell you how to make one. Beating bosses will get you better armors, and beating one boss in particular gets you to the second half of the game.
Alternatively, get to the ocean and find some dumb kid to enter the wonderful world of fishing all day. This can skip you past a lot of the early game if you're lucky.
>>322702134
>fishing
I just couldn't get into it, help?
>>322702473
It's really more of a thing you do after everything else. Like a second or third playthrough kind of thing.
For new players I would really not recommend it since it's mostly used to cheese and skip content you might have played before. But you're a new player, you don't even know what content you're skipping.
If this isnt a 5 mods permaban me
>>322702685
Oh I'm not that "new" anon, I have like 100ish hours in the game but I've never seen interest in fishing other than for the cool prices but the requirements to get decent fish seem ridiculous to me, but maybe I'm doing it wrong
>>322702820
Oh, if that's the case, fishing gets more interesting when you start getting better shit
>don't start fishing until at least demonite for that fishing power, unless you can buy a rod from one of the NPCs with higher power than that
>net worms whenever it's raining
>craft them with stars
>rare fish all day every day
Location matters a lot. I usually start at the beach and go through like a stack of 25 magic worms, end up with the best pre-hardmode axe, hammer, and they're both really good weapons too. Crates are the most fun part of fishing since it's 99x THE MYSTERY BOX which could be fucking anything.
>>322687773
BRUTAL
R
U
T
A
L
>>322687773
ouch
OP is a faggot
>>322702473
It skips all of easymode.
>get merchant
>buy net
>get rod
>catch Reaver Shark
>dig to hell
>get hell armor
>kill WoF
Grab some Spelunking potions to speedrun to 400 hp and you can be in hardmode on a fresh character in a matter of minutes.
4 - 1 =
>>322686518
This is an accurate parody of the modern gamer. Next time try saying that you bought a PS4 just to play this game and then returned it to gamestop once you saw the 80MB.
>>322703124
Reminder to save crates for hard mode so you don't have to mine any ore.
>>322687380
daisy comic where, google is useless
>>322694594
How do we quantify funs as a value?
>>322687773
Holy shit, did OP kill himself over this?
Shit thread. Roll
>>322696598
>>322703689
Rolling for american wizardCelebration is the best weapon
>>322689653
Yes.
>>322703689
Rolling because why not
>>322703689
Role
>killed expert moon man for the first time with a ragtag group of /v/irgins today
I like video games.
>>322686518
>150 posts
>>322686518
4/10 bait
you'll get replies.
>>322704260
Shazbot
>>322703689
why the fuck not
>>322704316
You're a great partner.