Post the very first thing and the very last thing that happen in a game. /v/ guesses the game.
>You jump out a window
>You update your blog
>install game
>uninstall game
>You start the first operation
>you finish the final operation
>>322672283
Trauma Center
>>322671435
[insert frequently mentioned game by /v/]
>>322671335
Gunpoint?
>You're on a train
>You're on a train
>>322672595
Yes
>>322672937
Half-Life
>>322672937
Oh, I wonder....Persona 4.
>Pick race and class
>Die
repeat ad infinum
>>322672937
Shadow Hearts
>You die
>Birthday party!
>Trapped in a boat
>Jeeping out of the desert
>>322672283
Rainbow 6 Siege
>>322673161
>You die
>Birthday party!
Limbo of the Lost?
>>322671335
>You move into a new apartment
>You have a drink on a beach
>you fall
>you climb
>Snowball fight
>Snowball fight
>You die
>You go back in time
>you feel lonely
>you have sex with a dozen or so women
>You're at the airport talking on a phone
>You're in the hood with your homies
>>322673161
The second one is 999.
>get kicked out of a window
>travel to the previous universe
>You spawn
>The enemy base blows up
>>322673314
FFTA?
never finished it though so idk if thats how it ends
Your boss yells at you
You enjoy your company vacation
nobody will get this right
>>322673392
That's fucking Anachronox you fuck
>You step out of a time machine.
>You go to space.
>you realize how fucking hot it is outside
>you stab yourself and fix time
>You wake up in a house
>it was never finished
>you escape an upright stone coffin
>you drift away unconscious on a boat
>>322673338
San Andreas.
>there's a helicopter crash
>a guy you thought was you rides off into the sunrise
>>322673419
Correct. Yeah last scene is short images of different characters having a happy ending and then a snowball fight.
>>322673338
Grand Theft Memes
>>322671335
> You're the protagonist
> You're the antagonist
>>322671335
You die, You die.
>you look at a painting
>a cube is thrown in your face
>You're on a plane
>You're at a graveyard
>>322673642
metal gear shit VEE
>You act as an anti-virus
>End up with worst girl
>>322673131
Aye.
>>322673463
Kero Blaster
President's a cutie
>>322673732
Kotor?
>you ride a motorcycle
>you are a painting
ez pezy
>you die
>you live happily ever after with other people who died
>>322671335
>run down spooky corridor
>take picture with your friends and probably waifu
>>322673587
To The Feels
>They never reunited, it was all faked
>A lady is sitting in the grass in front of your pad and then gets kidnapped
>A parade
>>322673082
any roguelike
>>322673814
Megerman?
>>322673994You got it
>>322671335
>You get off a train and walk into saloon
>You get executed in front of a barn
>>322673261
Max Payne 3
>you have a nightmare
>you scream in darkness all alone as the screen fades to black
>>322673367
yes
>>322673828kaeru is cuter though
Have you played NG+ since they added Zangyou?
>you sit near a campfire
>you kill a captain of police
>>322673732Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
>>322674060
Too easy. RDR.
>End of the world
>You in a coma
>You leave a bomb shelter
>You leave a bomb shelter
>>322671335
>You die
>You dieor you walk away from it all
>>322673329
Huniepop
>You see someone fall down a hole
>You have to put up with months of shitposting
>You open a door
>You burn
You're driven around town then shot in the face
Someone slides a gun to you and you shoot a guy in the face
>>322674265
Alice is dead?
>>322674060BURY ME NOT
>you arrive at a ghetto port town
>you leave a ghetto port town
>Pretend kill a good guy
>Kill another good guy's father
>>322674179
I'm casual trash so
The main game was hard enough and I haven't bothered to play through it yet
>>322674265
>two men are talking
>you are computer Jesus
>You wake up.
>You die while taking a walk in the forest.
>you wake up in a room
>you put in an earpiece
>You look at some fish
>You attend your father-in-law's funeral
get off a bus
kill giant cthulhu hentai monster
>>322674334
Cowadoody 4?
>>322674556
My Friday night.
>>322674435
Go finish Zangyou and NG+ you fuck. Don't come back until you have the LV3 Kuro Blaster.
zones i swear to fucking god if this is you
>You get in a car crash
>You die
>You talk to God
>You kill that God
>Some creepy guys talk about the horrible person you are
>A different guy riding away in a motorcycle
>>322674496
Deus Ex.
>>322674689
Cry of Fear
>You go for a run.
>You fall down from outer space.
>>322674608
correct
>>322673809
yes
>You jump off a dam.
>You blow up a satellite.
>>322674703
Hotshit Miami
2ez
>you wake up
>you disappear into the sunset
>Kill your best friend
>Kill the big bad
Your APC flips over and all your friends die
You tentacle rape Manhattan
>>322674740
nope
>>322671335
>you start near a campfire
>you die to something because the game just keeps looping
>>322674556
borderlands
>>322674764
Golden Eye?
>You fall off a truck
>You find who you are looking for
>your in a crypt
>you unleash hell with your waifu
>>322674671
>Zangyou
Iwatched it on youtube[\spoiler]
>someone spills coffee
>a nuclear reactor goes haywire
>>322674521
999?
>>322674742
Megaman Zero 4
>>322671335
>Youre showering
>Youre stepping into the relay and teleporting to the Mass Fusion Building roof where you will press activate a detonator to complete your mission and rid the Commonwealth of the Institute.
Lol cmon guys guess! xDDD
>>322671335
>you shoot a guy with huge guts
>you found no secrets
>you stand on a boat, alone
>you stand on a boat, with other people
>You survive an assassination attempt
>You kill the guy who tried to assassinate you or let your friend do it
>Talk to an old geezer
>Defeat a DJ
>>322674920
Wow you sure got us with those spoilers for a game everyone has beaten already
>You meet up with your friends
>You become the lord of demons and wage war on god himself
Well, that's the best ending anyway.
>>322674317
>>322674920
Here's your (you)
>you pick up a weapon
>you kill yourself
>you go to work
>you get a new job offer
>You murder a bunch of people
>you walk on a magic rainbow of happiness.
>>322674991
Fable 2?
>You play water football
>you high five your dad
>You enter your boss office
>You say your name
You watch a guy get his throat slit while a gook patronizes you for being a silent protagonist
You get incapacitated by a pistol bullet after having shrugged off several hundred rifle rounds, and then you plant a flag.
>>322675084Borderlands2
>>322674858
Get out of here Stalker
>>322674994
What is splatoon, alex.
>>322674253
Spec Ops: The Line
>>322671335
>you follow the green man
>the green man saves you
>>322675095
Cowadoody WAAAAAAAWWWWW?
>you escape a hospital
>you escape a hospital
>You hack into a corporate network
>You hack into a different corporate network
>>322675168
Yup
>>322675095
Cawadooty World at Warcraft
>>322675196
yeah
>>322675038
Half Life.
>>322674905
Nope.
>>322675256
Uplink?
>Climb rock
>Blow up
You raid a store
You raid a research center.
>>322673463
DS:HR?
>You wake up on a table
>You ride off into the sunset with your waifu or your best bro or no one
>you wake up in your pajamas
>everything is pitch black
>>322674689
The Walking Dead
>>322674920
>Not siding with the Institute
>>322675087
Final Fantasy X?
>Russian asshole starts shit
>German asshole runs away
>you get beat up by a bunch of shithead kids
>you become a happy monster
>the princess is kidnapped
>you save the princess
>>322673416
The majority of FPS games have a mode like that.
>You get out of your office.
>You stop a vaguely explained brain washing evil scheme.
>You fall from the sky
>You stop the bad space guys and go to sleep
>Two guys talk about an upcoming appointment.
>The dawn of a new day.
You walk out of a subway train
You walk out of a skyscraper
>>322673762
Portal 2.
>Cleanse a cave
>Kill the Devil's brother for a third time.
>>322675486
Deus Ex
>prank your friends
>get interviewed by the police
howabout
>go to an island with a friend
>friend cockblocks you
one more
>ride a train
>shoot a government agent
>>322675469
Mario?
>>322674858
cyka blyat quest
>>322675213
If it's MGSV then that is neither the very first nor the very last part
>>322675327
Nope.
Youre at a restaurant talking to friends
Your doctors arm gets cut off and goes innawoods.
>>322675417
Yeah bb
>>322675478
Sanitarium?
>>322675586
nope
>>322675484
halo 3
>>322675478
Stanley Parable?
>>322675491Don't answer that. Rhetorical question.
>>322675583
The last one is Battlefield 3.
>>322675039
hot disappointment 2
>>322675469
kirby
>you defeat a blue blob
>you defeat the blue blob again, but this time he's big
>>322673762
Portull 2
>>322674386
San Andreas?
>>322675756
Yes. Good job.
>>322675736
Nice one.
>two guys talk about what a badass you are
>you promise to defend the galaxy from an impending threat
>Your girlfriend gets kidnapped
>You become a dark lord
>you rob a bank
>you kill the bad guy
you will never guess this game
>>322675583
First is Until Dawn.
Second is...maybe Far Cry 3.
Third is RDR.
Here's mine:
>climb up a snowy mountain
>let your hair flow free
>>322675805
Sonic Adventure?
>You and your bro get a letter to a wedding
>A wedding
>>322674386
Thousand Year Door?
Shot a big strong irradiated man in the head with a sniper
>>322675583
Is the second Farcry 3?
>>322671335
>ship gets attacked
>ship flies away into space
>>322674185
Nuclear Throne.
2ez
>get captured
>kill yourself
>>322675860
Payday
>Your girlfriend drives her truck off the edge of a waterfall
>You punch the shit out of a bird while piloting a mech suit
>>322675582
About time.
>>322675937
>>322675867
Not him but can't be FC3, in that game you're the one who does the cockblocking.
>You kill monsters to get stuff
>You kill monsters to get stuff
>Pick your stats
>Get fed up with trying to deal with the clunky diplomatic mechanics as a king and download a mod that is packaged with Diplomacy
>>322675848
ME1
>>322675860
Saint's Row 3?
>>322675874
Yeah, that was easy I guess. Here's another one.
>friend frees you from prison
>dump a mech in lava
>>322675848
Mass Effect
>>322673298
Catherine?
You jump out of a tube
You jump into a tube
>>322674807
Prototype 2, hating computers all the way.
>You are in a helicopter
>You stop the bad guy, get the girl and learn a super awesome special move in order to defeat bad guy in the process
>>322671335
>bad guys kill a president
>you kill a senator
>>322675860
GTA 3?
>You start a new job.
>You help your old friend to deal with his childhood trauma and another friend leaves on a train.
>>322675979
correct!
>>322676189
Metal Gear Rising: Revengence
>You parachute down in a beach.
>you fall from space in a tank.
>>322674804
Smt IV?
>You're in a car
>You're on a jet ski
Wake up on a space ship
Celebrate on an ancient tower on an island
>>322674253
far cry 2
>>322676262
well, that was fast
>>322674104
My day to day life
>You get a job
>You're in a human breeding facility for the rest of your life.
>You went for an adventure
>You get a 1000yr old loli girlfriend
>>322676309
KotOR
>>322676218
close but no cigar
>a teddy bear feels abandoned and gathers up an army for revenge
>a plane flies by a mountain
>>322675383
mother 3
>>322674828
Nuclear throne?
>>322675524
>>322675805
correct
You infiltrate a fortress
You fly away from a robot
>>322676445
Nice one
>You chill with your family
>The world gets destroyed
>You are spawned into existence as an empty husk with no personality and can barely function or emote at all
>You go to hang out with your friends before your summer vacation ends
>You have a casual hookup
>You open it
>>322671335
>stop a murder from happening
>ride in a truck
>You're sent into the wild to fend off for yourself by a senile old man.
>You become the best.
>>322676267
Metal Slug 3
>You eat flies
>You retire as World President
>you wake up in a boat
>you drive across a desert
>>322676391
Disagaea
>>322676367
Starless was not fun to read through
>>322676391
Twilight Princess?
>>322676543
Dark Souls
>You wake up in a bathtub
>TO BE CONTINUED
It was never continued.
>>322676543
Every JRPG ever made
>you die
>you die
>>322676549
>opening it
u dun goof'd
>>322676549
>having low humanity
>>322676591
>>322676603
Sorry no.
>>322676668
XIII?
>You are on your way to work
>Business man gives you a job offer.
Evil snake woman wants to kill you
Evil snake woman saves you
>>322671335
>you find yourself in a room
>your handless self outsmarts a god-complex AI
>>322676401
Bingo, mate.
>you investigate a crime scene
>mirror jump-scare in a diner restroom
>you wake up in an elevator
>you're sent off to the moon
>>322675867
yes
no
yes
>>322675937
nope
>>322675763
nope
this board is probably too underage to get the second even though it isn't that old
>you're mining
>you're saving the universe
>>322676592
I don't even know why I did it. Wasted buckets of semen on that.
>>322676796
System Shock 1 and or 2
>>322676752
Half-Life
>>322676668
XIII?
>>322676824
condemned 2
>"Where's your girlfriend?"
>Got a new girlfriend.
>>322671335
>fight an old british man on the top of a speeding train
>fight demons in a vagina dimension with your love interest
>you're in a tram
>you're in a tram
>>322676903
nope, but it's a nice guess
>>322673732
Prototype?
>you're cooking breakfast
>you're stuck on the moon with no way off
>You're strapped to a bed
>You're a squid now
