Something has been really disturbing me about the DK rap.
It may seem innocent at the surface, but I think there's a hidden message trying to push some kind of agenda, or a dark plea for help buried in there somewhere; possibly both.
Firstly, Tiny's lyrics. "This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes" What is this trying to convey? That she is the only one who has style? Is it implying that males cannot, in fact, posses style? The use of "dudes" would lean to this interpretation, as that statement that she has style, so the men should listen implies that they are without style or possibly incapable of obtaining it.
However, there's another layer to this. It isn't simply saying that women have style and men do not. As it feels the need to state that "THIS kong has style." This phrasing would imply style is an abnormal thing that needs to be addressed if one has it.
There is a darker theme to it when we prod even deeper. Lankey Kong is introduced as "He has no style, He has no grace" Why would it feel the need to explain he does not posses style? It implies that at one point he did, in fact , have style. Could Tiny have somehow taken his style? They're both introduced right next to each other. If this is true, then who could have stolen his grace?
The "Dk rap" is a song about a Kong who is a shell of his former self, robbed of all his good qualities, forever shunned by society tho he has committed no wrongs.
HE
>>322635746
HAS
>>322635917
STYLE
HE
HAS
A shitpost thread? How about an unboxing thread instead?
GRACE
>>322636282
THIS
>>322636484
Please be something lewd
D. K.
>322636484
It could be anything, even a box.
>>322636484
Don't hold out on us, faŠ¼
>>322635503
LANKY
-A Kong fallen from grace-
>>322636825
Whoops, fucked up on that one. Meant to quote >>322636637
Black tissue paper? I guess they still had some left over after the Black Friday sales.
>>322637068
Get on with it before the thread dies, nerd.
>>322637190
You can't rush these things. Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
>>322637190
Besides, if the thread dies then I've accomplished my goal.
>>322637449
Is it black tissue paper
>>322637683
Whatever it is it's pretty edgy
>>322637683
Looks like it's a ow the edge shirt. Hope it's got a good design.
Bad? Hmm... bad games? Bad threads? I wonder what this is?
>>322637995
I think I know where this is going.Don't stop, m80
I'm pretty sure most of you guessed it by now, but whats the harm in dragging it out a little longer?
>>322638202
I love you
>>322638202
see
>>322638109
Let's see what's in there.
>>322637995
Quickly I want to see your excellent taste
>>322636171
>>322636484
>>322636484
>>322636825
>>322637068
>>322637449
>>322637683
>>322637995
>>322638202
I can't imagine what it is.Let's see what you got.
Who could of guessed, a dragon dick?
This is your tax dollars hard at work senpai.
These captchas are getting to be pretty bullshit.
>>322635503
>Why would it feel the need to explain he does not posses style? It implies that at one point he did, in fact , have style.
That's not a safe assumption.
>>322638473
exclusively for people with bendy assholes
Oh wait... it looks like there's more?
>>322638473
>Tax dollars
Where do you work?I've wasted over $2100 of government work money on weeb shit in the past few months.
>>322638673
wunderbar
For those moments when you just want that full feeling in your asshole.
>>322638719
It's sad what lengths people will go to fit in.
>>322638890
maybe they just want a numb arsehole?
Oh my, even more? Does this box even end?
>>322638723
I'm employed by the government and serve the people of our country.
>>322638943
Nah they saw someone post dragon dildos on 4chan and that people respond positively to that type of shit so they run out and buy their own to get a lick of that attention. It likely will never even be used.
>>322638890
To fit in? Who's to say I won't use these guys and turn my asshole into an unusable mess?
>>322639037
Oh, same here cept I'm a civilian. Keep wasting money senpai, I'll do the same.
>>322639115
Nigga, now I know you're fishing for pics of these bad boys in use. Anyway, why would I or anyone for that matter... spend 200 just to have silicone sculptures sitting around their room?
Anyway, here's all three.
How much ass fucking do you need to get to have one of those get even half way inside of you? Serious question.
>>322639476
>Nigga, now I know you're fishing for pics of these bad boys in use.
No the last thing I want to see is your hairy asshole and ballsack.
>>322639602
what if his boipucci is shaved
>>322639476
How the fuck do you even fit those in any orifices on your body, let alone your ass.
>>322641221
>Determination
