>Side-objective
>You must not allow your escort to be hit once
HAHA this is great OP
>-- Main Objective
>Take your horny little ass
>- Side Objective
>Find Geoffrey
>- Side Objective
>Find Geoffrey
>- Side Objective
>Find Geoffrey
>- Side Objective
>Find Geoffrey
i wish Will Sasso would just accompany me around everywhere and defend all my positions using his on point sarcasm and god-tier humor delivery.
>>322610960
Who is Geoffrey?
>>322611027
Who /less than perfect/ here?
>>322608792
>escort AI is retarded
>tries best to get hit by running into danger
>escort runs ahead of you
>run to catch up
>outrun escort
>escort starts walking slightly slower than you
>timed escort
>escort stops in a doorframe
>won't move
>escort gets hit
>gets stuck in cower mode
>clear enemies
>escort still cowering
>escort starts backtracking for no reason
>escort can fight back
>but somehow decides its going to track down and fight every last enemy in the area
How do you want your escort mission, senpai?
Objective: Survive 24 hours without air conditioning
>A.I. runs out of cover and stands there
>Runs in circles trying to get back into cover
>Escort escort over river and mountains
>Levitate over the mountains, escort gets lost in the river
>Walk miles away, escort never to be found
>Load save
>Try to just walk with her on the water
>Going around the mountains again
>Bitch gets stuck in the only tree in a 5 mile radius
Then you just move your ass there yourself and console her in.
