AGDQ 2016
Currently on: L4D2 let's play on easy without attempting any risky strats at all
How do you want your run, senpai?
>and it's nice to see you guys blitz through it
lmao this is nothing
GREETINGS
>>322603804
JUST
CRINGE
MY
SHIT
UP
>>322603804
JUST
comfy
leave her the fuck alone /v/, get over your terminal misogyny already
this L4D2 run
>My dumb game didn't get in?
>This run is shit!!!!
>I-I could do better! Even though that' why I'm not the one running the game!
Cool let's play guys.
Who else is reinstalling L4D2 here?
So.. How many of you still are virgins?
>old thread is on page 4
>new thread
Fucking hell.
>>322603804
slow as fuck desu
>>322603804
JUST
>>322603841
leave who alone? the guys are getting just as much shit
stop being sexist, shitlord
THIS IS NOT COMFY
EVEN FIRE EMBLEM AND ZELDA WAS COMFY
AGDQ IS DEAD
>a bi feminist Bernie Sanders supporter who likes to be choked
POETRY
>>322603767
First for benis
SJWs and tumblrinas inviting OTHER sjws and tumblrinas.
Seriously how is this even allowed? Just because you label yourself something crazy doesnt mean that what youre doing isn't corrupt as fuck
COSMO IS BACK
greetings from germany
>playing on easy
>using cheats
>didn't even bother practising strats beforehand
How did these clowns get a run in anyway, how many dicks did she have to suck
>>322603767
There are no risky strats for L4D2.
"""""""""""""Awesome""""""""""""" Games Done """""""""""""Quick"""""""""""""
![1451908677430[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bNCIFvZ.jpg "1451908677430[1].jpg")
1st for cummies
What is everyone drinking while watching Mediocre Games Done Moderately Fast?
>Let's Play on Easy with a girl gamer and friendly fire turned off
>not updated version
>easy mode
>"we kinda roleplay the characters" , "yeah im rochelle lol xD"
>Almir, the fucker from Overkill that decided that micro transactions was a good idea for Payday, donates 500 dollars
its over
this run is long lost
>>322603859
The only reason you're saying that is because you've never played Left 4 Dead.
Nothing about this is impressive.
SO
BAD
>Speedrun uses glitches
>"That's cheating. It shouldn't count as a speedrun!"
>Speedrun has very little glitches and tricks and therefore takes an hour plus
>"This isn't even a speedrun, it takes too long! It's a Let's Play!"
Every. Fucking. Year.
>>322603871
To prove that I'm better than these 4 fags? Yeah.
>WITCH LEVEL
I CANT WAIT FOR THE WIPE
This is so painful to watch
>>322603936
>3dpd
>>>/reddit/
post yfw you can run this game better than the current runners
>>322603916
You mean Narcissa?
OH WHAT I JUST GOT OWNED
>>322603874
>over 20
>still being a virgin
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, maybe you should work on your game instead of watching video games
POST YFW SUFFERING THROUGH THIS RUN
>>322603921
It's short and a recognizable modern game is why. That's what they care about at AGDQ, not skill or talent.
Reason I'll never donate to the cocksmokers
Post ideas for decent speedruns:
>emulated Perfect Dark/Goldeneye with the Mouse Injector mod turning it into a proper PC fps
>DMC1 with S ranks
>Super Mario World no Star Warp and no Cape
>Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows
>Dying to a witch on easy
>>322603941
Water
>>322603916
>Summit1g
What the fuck
>>322603891
>not making a new thread on bump limit
What slow-ass board are you from?
>>322603859
Well, I am sorry that I don't live in Amereica, at least I know that Source and Diesel engines are not remotely similar
Is there a very easy mode these guys can play on?
>>322603991
you nerds just sit there and bash runners with your mighty PERFECT standards, but i ask you: how much money have YOU raised to fight cancer by playing video games?
hmph. that's what i thought!
>>322603991
I run this fast on fucking Advanced
I thought I'd wake up to be impressed by Expert
>>322604003
>>322603991
>>322603964
Nothing about you is impressive. Why aren't you there running it, anon? Not good enough ;( ?
>>322604003
>>322604003
>not turning it off for this run
>>322603972
Only people who don't understand speed runs or the community use the first example though. For those involved in the community we all know glitches are a staple of speed running. Playing a game at "let's play" speeds isn't exciting anon.
>>322603972
Has it ever crossed your mind that the people who say this might be two different groups?
>>322604002
Reddit is down the hall, sir.
>died on easy
>it's a fast let's play
I've played with better randoms
>>322603859
>>I-I could do better! Even though that' why I'm not the one running the game!
Nigger, by that logic you can't criticize anything.
>This car drives like shit
>B-b-b-uilt a better one!
>This book is boring
>W-w-w-write a better one1
>This game isn't worth 60 dollars, the gameplay is shit
>M-m-m-make a better one by yourself!
Retard
EVERYONE CLAP SHE HELD E
>>322604002
I agree. Being over 20 and virgin is fucking pathetic haha. Haha... h-hah
>>322604003
>DYING
>ON FUCKING EASY
PULL THE PLUG
>>322603936
BEST
E
S
T
GIRL
I
R
L
>>322604026
Cashing in on the temporary speedrunning hype.
Literally stealing money from cancer prevention.
>>322604003
Sauce me anon
Boomer bile Idle strat...The run is over.
>>322604003
>DYING ON EASY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She did something, guys
>how do I get you up?
oh my god this is retarded
>>322604003
>>322604027
You make new threads when the old one is auto-saging at page 9.
>>322604062
>Not good enough
How good do I have to be? All I have to do is play on easy.
>>322604026
Isn't that the guy who stated watching him without subbing is piracy?
>dying
>don't know the controlls
>easy
End this already. I want it to stop.
>>322603941
Beer of a horribly cheap brand. Yourself anon?
>>322604062
I don't have the connections to get my speedrun of cookie clicker in.
Maybe if I had a tumblr and identified as a transexual genderbender mexican chupacabra
>>322604062
>Why aren't you there running it, anon?
Because she probably assumed like the rest of us that a speedrun is about going fast instead of casually playing the game.
>>322604003
>>322603936
Post qt jew to her right.
>>322604108
Someone sounds upset they didn't get into the run.
>>322604123
>generic "lol I'm so nerdy!" skank
>>322603972
They are fucking garbage period and shouldn't even have a slot.
>>322603991
These witch noises are turning me on
>>322604086
>>>/r9k/
>>322604161
Well if that's what you do, go ahead. Some anon will just make a thread at roughly 500 replies anyway
>did we change difficulty?
>it's still easy mode
holy shit
>>322604003
>Dying on Easy
>"Did we change difficulties?"
>>322604189
batida de coco like the fruity homo I am
>>322604003
>this got accepted
>all of cavemans games got rejected
WHO DECIDED THIS
I'LL FIND YOU YOU FUCK
this bitch doesnt even know the controls
seriously
>>322603941
some nice tasty christmas tea
how are they cheating? i see people talking about it but i missed what it was exactly.
I used to be in skype calls with this same yashichi years ago. We would play league of legends and he would overreact to EVERYTHING and get mad ALL THE TIME. It's kind of strange watching him speedrun like this. Generally, he was a pretty rude guy to everyone and severely autistic, he was always the odd one out of the group. I guess it makes sense. He also wouldn't stop talking about how he wanted to fuck lolis
>press E
Is there a way to contact the organizers about this? even twitch chat is cringing at this bullshit.
Is this some sort of social experiment?
>>322604086
Fucking virgin go to a hooker to lose your virginity.
>>322604108
No, it's more like
>"You drive this car so slow!"
>"Well why don't you show that you can drive it faster than me?"
>"Uhhh no thanks"
Pull the fucking plug
>>322604027
Probabbly /n/
>>322604272
To be fair, Caveman has some awful runs as well.
struggling on easy mode
>>322604207
Someone sounds like he doesn't have arguments
>>322604217
Please do not say that. I truly love my AGDQ audience waifu. Some may incorrectly say that she comes off as 'attention seeking', but such exaggerated claims are blatantly false. She's a strong beacon of hopefulness, looking outwards for a partner to patch a deep rift in her loving heart.
I'm getting a quote for a £190 single flight to Washington Dules DCA airport - leaving in 2 days. Quite a sharp price to pay. Regardless, our unrelenting love shall nullify any monetary concerns; as we shall attend a marriage ceremony shortly after my arrival in Virginia. Then onwards to a stop in the Bahamas (possibly with a layover in Barbados if the weather's pleasant), where we shall participate in some newly-wed intercourse during our honeymoon. I will then proceed to plant my seed inside her freshly-used womb, which will grow into two astonishingly beautiful children, whom we will name Elizabeth and Andrew, respectively.
i will fuck edobean
Why are they dying so fucking much?
Any Drama yet?
>>322604290
Not cheating just exploits which other games do all the time
>2 dead on easy mode
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>322604272
caveman got denied for this?
ok, im mad
>>322604249
Holy shit
>>322604246
It just doesn't make sense to me with the catalog and everything. The old thread is still alive, there's people posting on it, and it's on page 7.
>>322604318
Yes, but they are entertaining.
This isnt. This is horrible.
What the fuck is this shit?
>No witch please
>Can easily just crown them anyway
>>322604318
That's because "the double jump jester" chibbi put him off
Who wants to do some research to see if any of the games girls were participating in got denied?
>>322604330
But I do. You just didn't read them and proceed to keep crying on an anon image board. You sound mad as fuck tbqh senpai
please tell me they're getting the worst out first
it can't get worse from here on right? right?
i still will hold out hope for the afternoon runs
>>322604357
So did the gamer girl fuck the dyke who runs this shit or something to get a slot?
>>322604272
Caveman was just a one meme wonder. I'm glad he's finally irrelevant again.
>>322604313
I recognize that pussy!
> Awesome games done quick 20152016
They handed him the same fucking plug from last year
kek
>>322604363
Word.
I personally know yashichi, what do you guys want me to ask him after the run is over?
These guys would be kicked out of fucking pub game for going too slow.
>K-Keep those helmets flying! ;)
FUCK
ALMIR
FUCK
OVERKILL
This little shit is still trying to do whatever to regain respect that he fucking lost
>>322604403
It was like this last year, it wasn't until day 2 or 3 that we got blown away by some epic shit
At least that's the string of hope I hold onto right now
>GIRL GAMERS
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED?
Please fucking mercy kill this run and ban these retards from future events
HOW CAN THESE PEOPLE LACK FUCKING BASIC KNOWLEDGE IN THE GAME THEY'RE 'SPEED-RUNNING'?
Guys, who's on the floor and why are they waiting for them to bleed out? What happened? Was that intended or was just a fucking bad jump?
Bro1g is learning how to speedrun
lets all watch him :D
>>322604123
she's an attentionwhore
>>322604363
They killed him.
>"marathon run"
>its not even an hour in
>>322604419
nope
>>322604334
>3d
>waifu
>>>/reddit/
>>322604363
20 minutes of a shitty game would be far better than 1:25 of public server crap.
>>322604307
No, it's more like you want to see a race with professional racedrivers, but they show you a housewife cruising around in her VW Jetta
>>322604453
Disgusting.
>>322604307
No it isn't. It's like calling a professional F1 driver shit. He's still better than me at driving, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's a good F1 driver.
What comes after l4d2?
FUUUCK THIS RUN HOLY SHIT
>dying
>on easy
>"first time lol"
I woke up 2+ hours early after sleeping through FE/Ages for this
I finally understand why L4D2 players votekick so easily
Shit like THIS
>>322604240
Use reddit any time
>people actually bitching about easy mode and glitches
>on a speedrun
You guys are fucking retarded.
Do i see it right no souls run this year?
Shit game list this year in general doesn't help.
>>322604450
It's a neat strat you can use where you don't have to help your teammates back up to finish the level if you unironically die on easy mode :^)
>>322604495
Darksiders 2
Stick around I have a feeling it's going to be cool
>>322604437
Ask him how the fuck did they manage to get accepted.
>>322604450
>why are they waiting for them to bleed out?
Slowly bleeding to death puts the "speed" in speedrunning
Is this the worst run in GDQ history? I think this might top even the Pokemon Blue and Fire Emblem blunde-o-ramas
>>322604437
1.Where do you get off?
2.What gives you the right?
>This is being streamed instead of Undertale
I'm only interested in Stepmania. It's too far away.
>>322604472
>2016
>not having a 1D waifu
>>322604363
I FUCKING HATE VIDEO GAMES.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>322604437
Ask him how they got in and report back with the answer.
>this lets play
>>322604526
They're complaining about easy because this barely qualifies as speedrunning. What they don't realize, not having played L4D2, is that this would still be the same shit on Expert.
>>322604547
Not even close. It's shit and boring but atleast they're getting through it and not wiping.
>>322604570
people already speedrun that?
I cannot wait to read the comments on the vod when it goes onto YouTube.
>>322604470
>doesn't know what "marathon run" means
Hi! Enjoying your first GDQ?
>Even if it doesn't work, oh well
That's not how speedruns work
>>322604015
>>Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows
is this SERIOUSLY not on the schedule?
what the fuck
>>322604547
I said a week ago letting girls and those who cater to attentionwhores into GDQ runs was a huge mistake. We're seeing the results now.
>>322604574
I hope they got someone decent at it. I would be pretty pissed off if we got a random noone that struggles doing a heavy 7 song.
>>322604527
Bloodborne is in, that's a souls game
We can all agree any run involving more than 1 player, including races, are total shit right?
>>322604581
Thats technically 2d
>>322604603
is one of the runners wearing a "VIDEO GAMES" hat?
>>322604363
>actually thinking AGDQ is about charity or helping the sick and not making mad dosh via tugging at heart strings
fuck this I'm going to go watch Trump
>>322604621
>Comments disabled
>Amateur Gamers Doing Questionably
>>322604565
you got it. He was a friend of a friend's and we would talk be on skype a ton, he would get mad at everyone for the dumbest shit. He eventually stopped talking to all of us and left for the autistic speedrunning thing. It makes sense. Weird guy.
>>322604589
>>322604537
>>322604526
Hey, hey fuckwad. The difficulty literally changes nothing in L4D, the levels are just as fast.
And these guys are fucking dying on easy, negating even the notion that it's easier to run when you don't take any damage. This is plain fucking awful, get the fuck out of here. Go whiteknight back to neogaf.
AWESOME SJWS DONE QUICK
>>322603841
The entire run is shit
It's slow
It's a Lets Fucking Play
No strats to be found
On Easy
Someone DIED on easy, not because it's strategic, but because they were a shitter and dont know how to play the fucking game
>>322604453
Holy shit never saw this. They really are there just for the attention.
>>322604660
Who's this gormless fuck wit?
It's that fat broteam fuck isn't it?
>>322604006
>Short
>It's over 1 hour of this drivel
No.
>>322604547
not even close but it's boring
>>322604618
Yeah and it's pretty pathetic. The only skips are reloading the game during cutscenes.
>Awesome
>Awesome
>Awesome
JUST FUCK MY VOCABULARY UP
>>322604645
I liked the Borderlands 2 run in AGDQ 2014.
Yashichi and Urboykyle just shot themselves in the foot.
I don't know how much the rest of you know about Speedrunning culture (I'm an expert), but speed and difficulty are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in streams where you can become successful by being an faggot. If you play slow and on easy, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.
What this means is the speedrunning autists, after hearing about this, is not going to want to watch your speedruns, nor will they invite you to AGDQ anymore. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Yashichi and Urboykyle has alienated an entire community with this move.
Yashichi and Urboykyle, publicly apologize, restart on expert and play faster or you can kiss your career goodbye.
>>322604618
People started speedrunning that at like the first month post release
>>322604682
The dislike bar will be enough.
>>322604661
I caught on when I saw one of the tech staff wearing a fucking skullcap.
Oy vey, squeeze these goofy goys out of their neetbux.
>>322604643
>not dark souls
Great job, sweetie
>>322604697
>pro abortion
>sjw
pls
>This part is pretty boring
They really mean the entire run.
>>322604497
>I woke up 2+ hours early after sleeping through FE/Ages for this
to be fair most of us turned off the stream it was so boring. this is somewhat entertaining even if for the wrong reasons.
>>322604526
The game runs the same speed regardless of difficulty, on expert you just have to play well instead of this casual garbage we're seeing.
And if they wanted real speedrunning they'd be bunnyhopping and using skips all around instead of this casual pub gameplay
Fuck
Off
>>322604625
of course i know what a marathon run is but using "it's a marathon so we get tired and kinda fuck up lol" is a really shitty excuse for this piece of garbage run
>>322604710
2 died
plus the girl had to ask how to help a teammate up, she didnt know the controls
>>322604739
That was interesting though, glitches, trashing the dev over voice chat, "We don't actually like this game we just speedrun it"
Rin a best!
>>322604737
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/out/
You clearly arent from here nor do you belong here. Leave, to your hugbox where your feelings matter. cunt.
>>322604697
Left 4 Dead attracts the worst humanity has to offer, I swear to god.
>>322604697
maybe she's one of those normal feminists who only support the good stuff. like pro-choice and sexual positivity
>>322604610
That is not the issue you retard.
>I don't know the controls
>Press E
>>322604514
>mfw i know the source
>>322604697
>liberal feminist
I would love to tear her pussy apart, though. Fuck her with all my anger and cum really deep inside her.
>>322604680
The nutjob businessman or the autistic hearthstone streamer?
>>322604645
suidt and ribbedkilla smw race is still my favorite gdq run ever so no
>Quit job because going back to school on the 18th.
>Be happy that I have two weeks of holiday, can watch ADQD
>Get called in to work today because "Anon, we need your help and you have to teach us how you did those things."
Fug. What am I missing?
>Fell under the boat and died
This run can't get any worse
>>322604798
show me her uterus
>all those 15 year old L4D players who said this would be a good run a few hours ago
>wiping on easy
jesus fuck christ
>>322604758
weird right? you'd think bloodborn would be more interesting to watch due to faster gameplay - but it is least itneresting souls speedrun for some reason
These fags can kill themselves all they want and no one bats an eye
That clash 2 runner makes actual funny comments about dieing and gets b&
This really grinds my gears
Le disappoint
>>322604640
I looked him up. He's a lot better than me.
I really hope they game over for massive keks
>>322604742
Yashicih was apparently "banned" or something for some meme tweet he did to the projecting monitor or something... something about CHRONO NI - TRIGGER" It's somewhere on his twitter. He was alienated a long time ago dude. He used to have a ton of beef with cosmo and cosmo (being a more popular speedrunner) turned the public towards yash
>>322604363
That sounds like a complete pity play.
>going under 75% health on easy
>>322604224
>the fucking eyes
jesus christ
>>322604830
>Fug. What am I missing?
You are missing a L4D2 Let's play on easy.
>>322604732
Hour and a half is much shorter than 6-8 hours
>YOU CAN GO IDEL
>there are fags ITT who don't play on Expert
>>322604785
Thanks for correcting me, I stopped watching it. Now I'm even more mad
>>322604697
Stem cells done quick.
OOPS
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MERCY KILL THIS RUN
>>322604363
>>322604730
It's a fat Canadian baby dolphin.
>>322604830
>Fug. What am I missing?
A Let's Play of L4D2 on Easy by people who don't even know the controls of the game.
>>322604830
Nothing, be glad you're not being subjected to this crap.
Is this the worst run yet?
It's just so fucking bad
>>322604842
any% bkh is better than BB and thats boring as fuck
