My favorite games are where you get to save the princess and she rewards you by letting you do the kissing
What are your favorite games?
The ones where I can grind forever for better gear to keep doing much stuff that lets me get even better gear.
That way at least I can have at least one sense of accomplishment, even if it's entirely in vain.
Games where I can recreate the scenes from the Mushed Shrooms Kingdom comic.
"gamer" culture was a mistake
"Geek chic" fad was the worst thing to ever happen y/n
>>322593690
I love it. These sexy girls wanting to impress me, even pretending to be into my hobby, feigning interest.
>>322594020
pic related. boner town
>>322594020
>implying they want to impress you and not the average joe that casually plays league of legends and cod
>>322594020
What's sad about this is that the fake gamer bitch got the order of the A and B buttons wrong.
>>322593690
I'd say the holocaust was worse.
>>322594096
>Someone once asked me how to play 'that zombie mode' in call of duty and me being able to answer it was the most fulfilling moment of my life that I had to make a facebook page based around it
>>322594096
>that beta comment
jesus christ
>>322594096
I want a girl who either doesn't care to learn about the internet, or actively dislikes it. Being given a device that lets you take pictures of yourself, write some things, and put them out for every thirsty desperate guy on the planet to read turns them into awful people. They start to care more about fake internet points and attention than anything else, their brains aren't able to differentiate positive attention and negative attention.
>>322595119
>thinking the holocaust really happened
>>322596186
Come to Virginia and marry a mennonite girl, I guess.
>>322596186
but then you have to worry about her getting actual, real attention in IRL from guys who exist. Handsome dudes with facial hair.
>>322588218
>wanting to get your dick wet is somehow inferior to pledging yourself to a clingy, wallet draining time bandit
wew lad
>>322596512
>thinking that those are the only 2 types of women and no woman can be a combination of the two
Wow buddy
>>322596512
>craving sex
I'm so glad I'm not a teenager anymore. Most miserable period of my life.
>>322596745
>low test
>>322592471
This is stupid. I only wanted to try to convert someone into videogames. They are fucking great, most of the time at least.
And I did that not only with that bitch, but also with a couple of friends. Does that means that I get to fuck everyone I play vidya with or something?
>>322588218
>everyone who plays games is somehow more likely to value commitment to one partner than sleep around with many
>everyone who frequents night clubs is somehow only interested in sleeping with multiple partners and doesn't value commitment
Could this image make any less sense?
