ITT: Characters that would kick your shit in.
Pic related: Former kickboxing champion. No way I could take her.
>>322499523
She should have been the main character.
>>322499649
But you couldn't see her, then. Plus, I really like Mr. Crane. Dead Island had garbage voice acting across the board, but he's more than fine.
>>322499523
Probably every second female protagonist. Problem is: devs fucking fail to get that message across.
>>322499523
Joel would probably smash my head in
I'd be more interested in those I could actually beat.
I mean, you can just shoot Nate, right?
>>322499523
How well does that run on PC? Got a skylake system and with a 970. Can I do ultra or will I have to drop shadows to high? Also how is the co-op?
>>322499523
dumbass retard who let herself get bitten
>>322499649
Honestly i liked crane alot as the mc. It was nice that we had a mc who was kind of scummy and slowly develops out of it. Plus he was funny whenever he was dealing with the stupid bullshit he puts up with in side quests
>>322499649
Wasn't she originally going to be a playable character alongside Crane and two others? That could have been interesting.
>>322499938
Joel would definitely smash my head in.
>>322502239
Joel could smash my head if you know what I mean.
And I would love every second of it
>>322499523
If she's so great why does she just sit on the radio all day doing jack shit?
>>322499938
Joel could probably be in smash.
>>322503479
Cuz she's cute.
>>322499938
>Joel strangles you
>you get a boner from it
>his face when he notices
>he stops strangling you and just asks "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
>what are you gonna say?
>>322499523
Why is there no SFM porn of her?
>>322503901
>implying Joel doesn't get off to strangling as well
>>322503901
He's been killing dudes for 20 years.
He knows.
>>322503901
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
>>322499523
>my skyrim toons
>my dragon age toons
>my femshep
I'm such a scared wimp.
