>tfw i am probably the best all around video game payer on /v/
>>322480758
nah
>>322480758
>tfw cheat in every game I play and then pretend I'm a pro here.
>>322480758
HAW HAW HAW YOU FUNNY MAN
>tfw I've played the most video games out of anyone on /v/
>probably in the world
>>322480758
Good goy.
Yeah right bitch, I'm cal i, what are you? Cal b, cal bull shit
>>322480758
Prove it my man, unless you can beat every person on this board in their game of choice you can't say that.
Prove it by beating Battletoads in this fucking moment and timestamp it.
>>322480758
You probably aren't the best video game payer at all. How many have you paid for?
>video game payer
Yeah, I don't think that's anything to be proud of, goyim.
>>322480758
How much?
>>322481089
I don't think you understand what he said. He's the best all-round player.
That means if you played him at 100 games, he would beat you in more than 50.
>tfw i am probably the best all around video game payer on /v/
>>322480758
>Video game payer
>payer
You can have the title man
>>322480758
r u me
>payer
How do you get to be the best by paying for something?
Spend a lot of money, I guess
>tfw I've had sex with more women than /v/
Thanks, mom!
>>322481178
When did he say he's the best player?
I beat Halo 2 on Legendary once
>>322480758
>tfw i am probably the video game champion of the world
>>322481251
Degenerate Frog poster
>>322481251
>tfw I fucked more boipussy than all of /v/
get fucked losers
>>322480985
Same.
Thank you, Mr anti-fun
>>322480758
>>tfw i am probably the best all around video game payer on /v/
Yea, I beat you payed for Scholars of The First Sin you fucking FromSoftCockware Soulsfag.
>>322481251
I bet I've had sex with the same woman the most times
>>322480758
>tfw could be the best of any game but dont have the motivation to commit to anything
>tfw I've probably won more money playing video games than anyone on /v/
>>322481178
I don't think you understand.
If you bought 5 games, he would buy 5 more, because he's the best payer
>>322481251
It's not hard to beat a count of 0.
Wizard and proud.
>>322481374
But anon, I dont want to go to jail
>tfw i posted more posts than anyone on /v/
>>322481472
even if you did you would fail, no need to worry
>tfw I probably play the least amount of video games out of anyone on this board
>>322481732
I played 3 video games this year, 2 of them weren't even released this year.
>>322481732
How do you play a negative number of video games?
>>322481619
Ive done it before and all it does is make you realise how its a waste of time. Its better to just stay somewhat casual.
>tfw probably best all-around shitposter on /v/ right now
I just get so many replies
>>322481824
We've got a long road ahead, senpai.
>>322481850
Does uninstalling count?
>>322482046
wh...what is that rabbit doing anon?
>Tfw I hate niggers the most on /v/
>>322480758
It's "I am" not "i am" you illiterate underage.
>>322482375
it's im you fucking faggot
>>322482248
It's normal to feel this way and don't worry, it's okay.
If you really want to you can take yourtoolandthrustit in her and thenskin and roast it with a side of mashed potatoes, peas and gravyand eat it all night
>>322482489
It's I'm you degenerate.
>>322482489
its u not you tard
>tfw i'm better than the average player but still massively overestimate myself
>tfw I am probably closer to ascending to literal godhood than anyone on /v/
>>322480758
>tfw i was the best sf4 player on /v/
>>322482794
Think again.
>>322482834
Man i suck at abbreviations.
TPP was always "Twipight Princess" whenever i read it and i somehow could only read that as "Soul Falibur 4"
>tfw I have snickered at this thread the most out of everyone on this thread
>>322482620
Hi I'm it's nice to meet you
>>322483037
Street Fighter 4.
>>322480758
maybe so. But put me in an aim_map vs you and you'll get your ass handed to you .
>>322483112
I know, it's common enough for google to give me the answer, i just like sharing when i'm retarded.
>>322482834
>TFW you're the best Guilty Gear player on /v/.
>>322483213
Oh. Don't worry about that, man. Nobody's gonna go out of their way to throw a pitch fork at you. Besides people with too much free time and-or shitty lives, I mean.
Has anyone else reached the point where they're good at pretty much every game?
By that I mean, I've played so many games I'm automatically good at (almost) any game I pick up. For instance, when I started playing CSGO nobody believed I was really new, I was called a smurf. I also regularly have no trouble with mission and such that other new players bust their balls over (recently I beat a mission with ease in Xenoblade Chronicles that other people say they got stuck on for hours)
I guess it just goes to show that all games are pretty much the same.
>>322483176
Source, go, or 1.6??
>>322481178
>payer
I play Melee and SFIV and will play SFV professionally. I'm also pretty competent at most single player games. Who can top me?
![[HorribleSubs] Log Horizon 2 - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.19_[2015.12.20_02.12.50].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6irUz4i.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Log Horizon 2 - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.19_[2015.12.20_02.12.50].jpg")
>tfw been on 4chan longer than 99% of /v/
2006 here. Git on my level.
>>322483697
I can probably top you in SFIV.
>>322482834
>was
i guess ur talking about before i came here
>>322483697
i won about 25k bux playing dota 2
>>322483382
I've noticed that
My friends keep mocking me for being good at every game
>tfw my profile filled with comments of people calling me a hacker and cheater because I shit on them in online games
>>322483763
you play on PC? if so wanna money match right now?
>>322483809
I haven't been playing at all lately. I've put a total of maybe 2 hours in the last 12 months into SF4 because I'd rather just wait and play SF5 now.
>>322483927
do you have any tournament results?
>>322483921
I don't have money to put up against you, but we can play on PC, yes.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Hollyday/
Add me and I'll send you a game invite, or vice versa.
I played TF2 at prem level
>>322484037
Can I spec? I'm bored
>>322484149
Assuming the guy that wanted to money match me adds me then go for it, sure.
>>3224837062004
>>322483706
2004
nice try, kid
Everybody below me in skill is a scrub
Everybody above me in skill is a tryhard
>>322484348
>>322484421
You are the 1% anon.
I really fucking wish I was back here when it was a faggy anime club with a handful of people.
>>322481492
The only thing you should be proud of is not creating more humans with your level of autism.
>>322483706
>>322484348
>>322484421
>>322484589
>he came here after 2001
fucking newfags
>>322483706
Been on 4chan since it was a subreddit on SA, back in 2001 I believe.
>>322484773
I was on 4chan back when it was being programming in 1978, on an oscilloscope
>>322480758
>payer
>tfw im probably the worst video game player on /v/
