>Never play multiplayer with anyone but randoms
>Play GTAO finally with friends
>They wait till way after i usually go to sleep to play
>so tired i could eat a horse
>They play like scrubs
>Berate them softly
>Do a heist and slip up in a really stupid way
>Log off
>Don't talk to friends since christmas
fug
>>322455714
>so tired i could eat a horse
wanna rephrase that?
>>322455798OP is so tired they could mistake a horse for a sleeping pill
>>322455714
>this girl will never be your bull
>>322455714
Who's Nicole?
Also it's pretty damn impossible to be this fat unless you are seriously disabled or mentally ill.
You actually have to eat a shit ton of food to get this fat.
>>322456121
The fuck are you even on about? Are you so retarded you care about the health of a reaction image?
>>322456432
WHO THE FUCK IS NICOLE?
>>322455949
Are you a cuckquean or something?
>>322456630i'm a guy
>>322456497Why don't you reverse image search and find out?
>>322455714
Why are her clothes bloody?
>Starting a thread with nicole
Shit OP what are you doing
>>322455798
i said it at work one day when i was super super tired, everyone thought it was funny and it kinda stuck.
>>322456121
It's a fictional character dude. Try not to get so triggered by fetish characters you butt bongo fiesta.
>>322456823
not completing heists with my friends for one.
>>322457007
They've probably forgotten about the fuck-up already.
>>322457007
>having friends
>>322456823
>>322457007
WHO THE FUCK IS NICOLE?
>>322457110
it was mostly friends of a friend.
They were total fags. I hope they all sit on their balls.
>>322457139
i think that's a bit existential of a question really.
>>322457139
My waifu, now shut the fuck up.
>tfw like the fat but the sweat and hair kill it
>>322457951
Tell us all about a time you embarrassed yourself in multiplayer anon
>try to join heist
>loading screen
>could not connect to host, returning to GTA:O
>loading screen
>could not connect to GTA:O
>loading story mode
Thanks videogames
>>322458129
TUM TUM
let's prep
>>322458802
are you playing on PS3? On PC, that seems to only really happen during peak holiday weekends, not to much during regular NEET-only times like right this very second.
>>322458129
>gut
that's not a gut
that's hardly a belly
>>322458923
Prep for what?
>>322459371
How's this then?
>>322455714
Playing games with RL gaming friends is the most frustrating thing ever.
1) They don't wake up at 6 AM to watch anime and play games like I do
2) Unlike me they don't go to college
3) I know reliably they don't worship on Sundays
4) I know most people don't like them, talking behind their back
5) They want to go drinking, they smoke, they want to watch movies together
6) They talk about politics and girls
>>322459565
>They want to go drinking, they smoke
ugh
>>322459447
PREP THE BULL PREP THE BULL PREP THE BULL PREP THE BULL PREP THE BULL
>>322459565
I had to throw out my roomie cause of shit like this. A shame tho we were really good pals.
Also, finding a few people to make a gaming meeting every week to play stuff like Diablo 2 is literally impossible. It would be like those poker evenings from sitcoms. NEVER EVER
>>322459013
PC, and it happens often no matter what. It's the only game that gets ornery with the internet, feels bad manHas R* announced more add-ons for GTA:O?
>>322455798
Shes so tired she could give fellatio to a horse
>>322459565
>being a normie
>keeping normie company
I bet your GBP portfolio went under years ago
>>322455714
>want to do heists in GTAO
>can never gather 4 friends at the same time
>try doing the heists with strangers
>they dick around and have no idea what they're doing
But yeah, adjusting yourself to play at the same time as your friends is one of the most uncomfortable gaming experiences I had.
>>322459565
>>322459651
>>322459902
>>322460279
I bet you guys are a blast to hang out with.
>>322460279
>normie
>>>/r9k/
>>322460447
>>322460482
>triggering normans this easily
For real though, GTA:O has so much potential. Instead it's a brokenAPB 2.0
>>322460187
there's rumblings of Liberty city coming, but it all sounds like horseshit to me. There's also talk of lowriders Pt 2, as if anyone gave a fuck about Pt 1.
>>322460661
>as if anyone gave a fuck about Pt 1.
straight savage
>>322460661
>nothing to look forward to but more lowriders
Okay
>finished every heist except Pacific Union
>unlocked the finale
>never found enough competent randos to finish it
>>322455714
LONDON
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SLUTS GET OUT
