Tell me your profession and I'll tell you what game to play.
Computer engineer.
>>322438776
Uplink
by the way, if you've already played a game I suggested, I'll give you a new one to play.
Professional rapist.
>>322439209
RapeLay is a too obvious choice. How about Rance? Sengoku Rance in particular.
Genetically engineering cancer patient t cells to make an immune response to their cancer (scientist).
NEET
>>322439430
That Dragon, Cancer
>>322438418
Student (bsc mech. Eng)
>>322439430
>actually telling people what you're working on
thanks for the info dude, get ready to get scooped ;)
>>322439507
Silent Hill 4
>>322439559
Custom Robo
>>322439674
Thief
>>322439674
It's well known.
>>322439779
Custom Robo on the GameCube? Hey I actually have that. Good suggestion.
>>322439524
I was hoping for somethingfun
security guard
Call girl
Radio station technical assistant and part-time DJ.
>>322438418
neuroscience research
automation engineer
>>322439979
Spartan Warrior
>>322438418
unemployed
IT Security Analyst
Blizzard Entertainment Game Master Specialistdont say wow plz
Bartender.In a Japanese bar and restaurant.
Account manager and cold caller
Community College student, but it isn't shit and political.
>>322440118
Okay, fine. Trauma Center for the DS. It emulates easily. I prefer Wii but apparently I'm the only one.
>>322440094
Fracture (2008)
>>322440121
Brink (2011)
>>322440281
Princess Maker
>>322440321
SSX Tricky
>>322440323
Psychonauts
>>322440358
Mega Man
>>322440703
God of War
>>322440807
5 Minutes To Kill Yourself
>>322440894
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
>>322440936
The Lost Vikings
Nurse.
Petroleum Engineer
Project manager
>>322438418
Dental Laboratory Technician
No I am not the guy who brushes teeth
Printer's Assistant
>>322441056
>tfw I just finished psychonauts
recommend another for the neuroscientist
>>322441056
>5 Minutes to Kill Yourself
Student
Janitor
>>322438418
grad student (biomedical sciences)
Student Assistant and Janitor
>>322441056
>lost vikings
wow thats actually not a bad idea, fuck i dont even have to pirate it i could just get it straight off the site
Package Handler
Homeless Bum
Crusader
Contractor
Wow, /v/ is surprisingly diverse in terms of employment.
Do you enjoy your jobs, anons?
bull prepper for both sexes
retarded manlet
>>322442109
Yeah I love it. Too much driving for my taste, but I get to work outside all day.
Translator (JP/EN)
>>322438418
High school history teacher.
software developer/help desk
Barnhand (shit shoveler)
>inb4 farming simulator
Game developer.
Mechanical Engineer in the Defense industry.
>>322442109
No. Im just a college kid.
I want to be a network architect, but Im making $11.50/hour doing >>322442301
Web developer
Herbalism/Alchemy
I do off and on work for this old secret squirrel ex-marine who's now a mercenary. When I do work (which is rare cause he's always either: in africa, bedridden with malaria, or off at some auction somewhere buying some obscure antique military item), it's only half days, but it's constant intense manual labor. Last time I worked, I dragged small downed trees out of the dense forest and loaded them up for transport, then stacked them at the depot. All in all, I personally dragged a total of a full cord of wood out of the deep woods. The time before that, I cleared over a mile of fence-line that went over hills, valleys, stream, bluffs, and everything else. Like the other day, I spent almost all of it in the deep woods where everything has thorns and the plant life is so dense that every step is pushing yourself through a net. I work in almost complete silence, but my boss occasionally mutters a few words. On the subject of the woods, all he had to say was "I've been to Vietnam and I've been to Africa, but this is way worse jungle than I've ever seen in either of those places."
>>322439430
Resident Evil
alternatively
House of the Dead
>>322442598
10/10 work though, I would be hard pressed to find anything more fulfilling.
>>322438418
Geophysicist
>>322442598
MGS3
>>322438418
neet
>>322442226
Papers, Please
Boring? Yeah, well, fuck you, too. That'll teach you to try to make me learn things.
>>322438418
Warehouse custodian. I move boxes around with and without a forklift, sweep the floors, and manage a conveyor belt. It's a bleak life.
>>322442795
viscera clean-up detail
>>322440973
Bouncer (2001)
>>322440975
Indigo Prophecy
>>322441042
Final Fantasy Type-0
>>322441119
Skullgirls
>>322441145
Frontlines: Fuel of War
>>322441174
Fire Emblem
>>322441179
Anna and Elsa at the Dentist
>>322441252
Assassin's Creed 3
>>322441494
Persona 3
>>322441645
Dustforce
>>322441727
Impossible Creatures
>>322441735
Super Mario Sunshine
>>322441880
Mount Your Friends
>>322441897
Animal Crossing, pretend you aren't homeless
>>322442017
Crusader Kings
>>322442354
>>322442517
Foldit
https://fold.it/portal/
>>322442916
Wh-what about me, anon?
>>322442482
>>322442301
Stay at home parent/ homemaker
It's a fucking awesome job
>>322442961
>Persona 3
why tho. I've never played an SMT game and i'm not even sure what they're about.
I should mention i'm a Junior majoring in CS.
Caregiver.
>>322442916
>That hero left a mess, and it's up to you to deal with cleaning up the aftermath.
That actually sounds pretty cool. Thanks anon.
>>322442961
>Frontlines: Fuel of War
FUCK YOU I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE
Barista
>>322443106
5 minutes to kill yourself
Debt collector
Anthropologist
My parents and grandparents died in a single car crash and I quit my job, and don't have to work anymore because I was given millions of dollars.
>>322438418
I play video games for a living. Except the stuff on my screen is real.
Bara connoisseur
>>322443168
5 minutes to kill yourself
Porn Artistno I won't tell you my handle, fuck off
Incident Management (organizing teams to get production back on track following a disaster/major accident)
graphics designer
>>322442961
>Skullgirls
Will do, as the nurse fighter of course.
>>322443270
tell us anyway
>>322443226
Were you the one driving?
>>322443226
That sucks, man.
I hope you're at least making good decisions with that money and not wasting it all; it's the last thing you got from your parents and grandparents.
Once all that money is gone, you'll be all that's left to carry on their memory.
Immigration and Customs Inspector.
I know what you're going to recommend and I already played it.
A nurse currently working in a care home for old people
I spend most of my day thinking of how much I would love to murder most of the residents
>>322443346
No.
>>322443401
I'm using it to pay for university.
>>322443437
Plastics, Por Favor
>>322443341
No, just give me a game to play you asshole
>>322443401
>good decisions
>4chan
im sure
>>322443226
i hope u stuck ur dick into their corpses at least lol
>>322443226
burnout 3
Armorer
>>322443437
Here you go
http://www.abbottsimulator.com/
>>322438418
Folk High School student
>>322443751
charles barkley shut up and jam gaiden
>>322442094
Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne
>>322442142
E.V.O.: Search for Eden
>>322442156
Punch-Out!!
>>322442223
Ikari Warriors
>>322442226
Civilization
>>322442272
DEFCON
>>322442301
Red Dead Revolver
>>322442354
Tetris
>>322442386
Ratchet & Clank: Full Frontal Assault
>>322442517
Megaman Battle Network
>>322442545
Atelier Totori
>>322442719
Gravity Rush
>>322442784
No More Heroes
>>322442795
Looks like >>322442916 took care of you.
>>322443040
Princess Maker 2
>>322443258
It was ok. Something better.
>>322442961
>impossible creatures
Never heard of it. It looks odd, but maybe I'll check it out if I have time for shits and grins.
Thanks OP, you're a cool guy
Voodoo priest
>>322443961
>Ratchet & Clank: Full Frontal Assault
Never played it, but that's why I came here. Thanks for the suggestion Anon!
Bagger
Freelance copy editor and translator.
Math Professor (Calculus I/II/III at a JuCo)
>>322438418
Handyman
>>322438418
Business administrator, part founder of an LLC and a freelance artist.
English tutor
Hvac tec
>>322443040
so jealous. i would kill to have a wife that had a rad job so i could stay home, hang out with my kids and cook shit all day.
>>322438418
Catering
>>322443515
Huniepop. Now tell us, faggot.
Ship Engineer
Community College graduate (associates in comp sci), University student (few weeks)
Blacksmith.
>>322438418
Self loathing and suicidal thoughts.
English language teacher
Law school fag for patent law
>>322438418
architecture
Considering health inspector
>>322438939
Can we get another computer engineer one desu?
Doctor
>>322438418
Computer science researcher at a University.
Supermarket grocery clerk
Assistant Director
Computer science student
Serial Rapist
>>322438418
I work for the CIA.
>>322438418
field supervisor+regional manager for a security patrol company. give me something fun to do while I'm doing nothing pls
>>322438418
Fledgling freelance porn artist.
>>322443049
Play as a healer in the MMO of your choice.
>>322443080
Final Fantasy VII
>>322443106
Tapper (arcade)
>>322443168
Animal Crossing: Amiibo Party
>>322443203
Jak & Daxter
>>322443226
Burnout 3
>>322443238
Medal of Honor
>>322443251
Bowser's Inside Story
>>322443270
Fallout 2
>>322443286
Disaster: Day of Crisis
>>322443328
Mario Paint
>>322443437
Wood, Arigatou
>>322443476
The Cat Lady
>>322443751
Armored Core
>>322443874
Rival Schools
>>322444729
Airline Tycoon
>>322438418
Security guard
animator
Financial Analyst
Tech support agent at dell.
Paramedic
Terrorist
video game store clerk
>jobs
lmao fuck off normie
Infantry
>>322444930
Hey, I found these old ramin noodles in my pantry. Can you tell me how they taste?
Boilermaker.
College student
I am a night cleaner at a restaurant
>>322444729
gib DO internship pls
Meat Worker
>>322445153
What?
>>322445167
>boilermaker
More like a faggot am i right?
Deli Assoiate
>>322444071
Voodoo Vince
>>322444107
NetHack
>>322444136
Puyo Puyo
>>322444164
The World Ends With You
>>322444197
God Hand
>>322444217
Democracy 3
>>322444225
Typing of the Dead
>>322444240
Kameo
>>322444282
Cooking Mama
>>322444308
SOS (1993)
Cart Pusher.
>>322445289
Paramedic! What's wrong? Are ramin noodles not in the guide?
>>322445467
So i take it you are "special"
Funeral Director
>>322438418
Cafe assistant.
I currently sit on my ass in a hostel all day but in a few weeks I'll be a line cook making tacos.
Banker.
>>322444303
Ok. I'm candleja...
>>322445529
No, but I have 3 co workers that are.
I'll probably leave soon before I get left for dead in the fucking cold.
>>322444729
>>322445237
or any tips you can give about what they're looking for in an intern applicant beyond the "we're not allowed to discuss employment, but rest assured that it is extremely competitive and not many people get in" that I got from all the old ladies answering the public information phone lines.
>>322445476
Awww shieet, nigga
audio engineer
you won't get it
I am an English Tutor and a Supplemental Instructor (which is just a TA but with less responsibilities)
Architect / Interior Designer
>>322444318
Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor
>>322444332
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
>>322444341
Yume Nikki
>>322444369
100 Classic Book Collection
>>322444374
Ace Attorney
>>322444408
Prison Architect
>>322444482
Cubivore
>>322444517
System Shock 1
>>322444538
Trauma Team
>>322444548
Recettear
>>322444581
Left 4 Dead
>>322444674
Hatred
>>322444729
Batman: Arkham Asylum
>>322444798
>healer
My fav kind of class, thanks anon.
Salesman at an automotive shop.
I don't like cars and I don't know a thing about them
>>322446056
Make sure to apply speed holes to every car in your yard.
Translator at Nintendo of America.
>>322444164
I'm taking calc 2 this coming semester, any advice?
>>322446103
No not a car yard. Like a shop that sells things for cars
Game Stop employee
>>322446183
Pimp my ride the game
Network Admin.
>>322444729
are you a big guy?
>>322446014
OP you are a saint
>>322446201
Battletoads
>>322446147
Fatal Frame V
>>322446056
Twisted Metal
>>322445983
The Sims
>>322445830
Real Sound: Kaze no Regret
>>322445657
Pay Day
>>322445579
Dig Dug
>>322445467
Mario Kart
>>322445404
Silent Hill 2
>>322445274
Monster Hunter 3
>>322444939
Counter-Strike
>>322446332
Mega Man Battle Network
Nurse
UPS
>>322438418
Elevator technician. I get on top and underneath elevators and crawl around elevator shafts
>>322446176
I took it last Semester, just memorize the formulas. I think the hardest unit would have to be dealing with Series/Sequences. There's nothing really to give a heads up on except do your homework and do extra problems if you don't quite understand the material. Also ask your professor questions when appropiate.
>>322445848
Typing of the Dead
>>322445625
Painkiller
>>322445228
Five Nights at Freddy's
>>322445167
Breath of Fire
>>322445118
Cowadoody
>>322446589
LifeSigns: Surgical Unit
>>322446630
Paperboy
>>322446634
Elevator Action
>>322446634
>Elevator technician
>elevator at my work sounds like its going to break down at any time
>everytime it goes up it starts screeching and stuttering
>the technicians for the company came one day and said its fine nad just a little bit old
do you guys even repair them before they break?
depressed neet
Electrician
Small town politician, legislation
Computer Scientist and Software Engineer
>>322446176
Couple of things: Power rule and Sin/Cos integrals are the opposite of the derivatives. You're just undoing them.
Explore these concepts:
-Partial Fraction Decomposition
-Integration by parts
Trigonometric substitution is a bitch. It's hard for students to grasp, but we have to teach/test on it anyway. Spend extra time on it.
Don't forget the integration constant.
You might have a brief intro to Differential Equations (depending on your district, in mine we have a short section on separation of variables to solve non-homogeneous/homogeneous differential equations)
Those are probably the big ones. Do your homework, watch videos on youtube, paul's math notes. Pick up a Wolfram Alpha subscription if you have the means for it. The "step-by-step" is really handy if you're reaaaaallllyyy stuck, but keep in mind their nomenclature may be different than your professor's.
>>322438418
I make vidya.
>>322447229
We did a few of these things in calc 1, so i'm not too worried now. thanks senpaitachi
>>322438418
I'm a neet for 5 years. I don't need your advice.
>>322447413
You bet! Good luck! Don't be afraid to ask questions. Some of the faculty think what we're teaching is trivial, but it's a case of we've been looking at the same shit for so damn long we can do it in our sleep, and forget what it was like when we were students learning it for the first time.
Quality assurance testerat a vidya studio
Neuroscience and evolutionary psychologist teacher
Unemployed, alcoholic, depressed NEET.Gonna look for a job this week. I can't survive much longer like this.
>>322438418
I bar tend currently.
>>322446980
Saying an elevator is "old" is a classic ' we don't know how to/don't care to fix it' elevator line.
If it's a hydraulic elevator that's making that noise then it's an oil/jack problem.
>>322438418EuropeanAntique Dealer.
>>322448106
Euphoria
Epidemiologist
Nurse
>>322438418
I rob convenience stores and break into peoples homes for valuables
>>322438418
Combat Medic
In garrison
Chocolate Store
>>322448396
You're the store?
Movie theater manager
customer service rep
All I do is get yelled at for other people's mistakes
>>322448690
Sales associate in it I mean
>>322438418
This is probably one of the most vidya threads i've seen on /v/ in a while. thanks op you're a good dude.
>>322448906
get bent
>>322438418
Classroom Technician call center
>>322443491
Nice. I still think if there's any left invest it in one way or another. Stocks or something.
Composer
Cashier at a grocery store
>>322449137
>>322449514
paper's please
>>322449784
gitaroo man
>>322450003
melvis bacon number muncher
>>322439430
>>322442627
>Not Parasite Eve
Deputy sheriff (cop)
Paramedic/Trauma Nurse
Bouncer
>>322438418
Gutter Mesh cutter.
Housekeeper
>>322438418
Software engineer
Slot Machine Technician
Salad Bar/Dishwasher
Meme master
>>322438418
Storeperson / sample receiver
Chemical Engineer
Mycologist/Biologist
actuary
A military mail worker.
I'm a rapper.
Meat Clerk at local grocery store
>>322455818
Parappa
>>322454921
Actually what?
I swear, Asians can't speak english for shit, even when they type.
Cashier.
Customer Care/ Billing
Army officer.
I'm an actor (theatre and some small polish indie movies).
Dairy Farmer
