Tell me everything wrong with Neptune.
>>322428626
da gayeee haha
She's not real
She doesn't do anal
spouts "lol so randumb" humor, constantly breaks the 4th wall in the most jarring ways possible, acts like a retarded child, /u/, and has a nauseating color scheme
It does everything Undertale does but gets a pass because it's moeblob garbage that weebs constantly eat up.
I WANNA FUCK NEPTUNE
>>322428626
She browses /v/
0/10, people who browse /v/ are the worst
>>322429226
>lol so randumb
So games aren't allowed to be fucking funny?
>>322429456
>>322429054
How the fuck do you know that.
Shes prepubescent. She ONLY does anal.
>>322428626
Shes a fucking idiot.Vert is the best
>>322428626
They copy and paste the same enemies and dungeons in the first game, and then reuse them in the later games. I understand reusing the same assets in a game but this is too lazy.
>>322428626
hips not suitable for childbirth
will most likely die without a C-section
>>322429554
Considering it does the same jokes that Undertale does and everyone complains about Undertale's writing, I would say there's something wrong with those jokes in particular.
>>322429554
>So games aren't allowed to be fucking funny?
When undertale or Borderlands does it, it's a massive sin.
>>322429554
Random humor can be funny if done right and not every fucking 5 seconds. They beat you over the head with it and their shitty pop culture references that get bland quickly
Hyperbithero dislikes her.
>>322429747
How about Big Nep?
>>322429903
Who?
>>322429760
No one but /v/ complains about Undertale's writing. Also Neptunia and Undertale are in no way similar in writing, at all. Lighten up a little and have fun anon, not every game needs to be shit on for the purpose of being shit on.
>>322429904
adult nep is way better than normal nep
>>322429760
Nep did it first years ago. And does Undertale have Snoop dogg signing Neptunia merchandise?
>>322429993
Why dont they draw bottom lips?
>>322430120
I wonder if Snoop would like kawaii animu shit.
>>322429773
Because both pandered to a focused audience.
>>322430268
>>322429773
>>322429554
>>322429226
Dark Souls is also pandering extra hard at a target audience, but I don't see /v/ crying a river about that.
>>322430230
He's black. Of course he would.
>>322431105
I thought black people only like DBZ and One Piece.
Brown people of course love Saint Seiya, or Los Caballeros del Zodiaco as they call it.
>>322431005
Because it doesn't use reddit tier humor?
>>322431368
I thought /v/ is just full of migratory snowbirds from Neppit, or should I say Leddit nowadays.
>>322431368
>entire game is just filled with stolen ideas of other bullshit from manga, anime, video games, etc.
>not a single thing is original
>"b-b-b-but it's a reference!!!"
>If the entire game is just references to other shit and none of it is original, does that still make it a good game?
>>322431724
Deadpool is highly entertaining even if Wade Wilson himself is a clusterfuck of X-man with Spiderman.
>>322431724
Are you implying that all of Dark Souls is a reference to Anime/Manga and that Neptunia is 100% original?
>>322429226
I think at least 50% of nep's dialogue is completely made up by the localization team.
>>322431874
>>322432012
There's a difference between stolen ideas/references and parodies
not enough porn desu
>>322432195
>implying DaS doesn't change enough of it to just be a homage and not flat out stealing
>>322432195
Nep is not /v/: the vidyagaem.
Please stop saying mean things about Nep
Insulting the mentally challenged is not okay
>>322432805
and yet sexualizing retards is completely okay. Simply amazing
>>322429554
Do you think Adventure Time is hilarious? Fuck off
Look at this Nep
>>322433442
Look at this Nep. LOOK AT IT!
>>322433442
I prefer small Nep
>>322433442
>Look at this Nep
>yfw this is the only thing neptards say in their shit threads.
Come up with new material. Oh wait
>Neptunia
>Anything being new
>>322433608
DELETE THIS
>>322433608
Jesus dude
>>322433712
Left or right?
>>322433748
Plenty of memes keep it fresh. Of course those aren't what you care to acknowledge.
>>322433712
I look at it this way:
>small Nep for sitting on your lap while playing games together
>Big Nep or Purple Heart for sitting on your face while she plays games by herself
>>322429054
For a bucket of pudding she'll do it all.
>>322434027
>>Big Nep or Purple Heart for sitting on your face while she plays games by herself
>>322434027
My hands aren't big enough nor are my arms long enough to accompany regular Nep while I play game with her.
>>322431368
Sorry to break it to you but reddit and 4chan are the same group of humorless faggots.
>>322433748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEjYdO0wi_g
can't. They paid their voice actresses too much money making songs for VII.
She's gay
>>322434364
I don't see anything wrong with that. That's the real priority in Nep titles.
>>322434451
>gay
Only RED is gay. Better dead than RED imo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMJv8Z7XLLo
>Undertale fags can't name any of these games that Nep references.
>>322433957
bottom right.
The concept is cringeworthy and the fanbase consists entirely of CGDCTfags.
>>322434812
>dem vagina bones
There aren't enough doujins in sadpanda
>>322434921
I can say that about /v/ really.
Tell me about Nep, Why does she spout the memes?
>>322436314
Lotta loyalty for a hired Underling.
>>322436314
A lot of loyalty for a Kusoge!
IF best girl
>>322438198
best for bullying
>>322438401
This ruined Victory and Re;Hash 3.
Shiturut is trash.
>>322438198
IF proved her status as best girl in her own Nep game.
>>322428626
literally everything but how cute she is
literal literally
>>322438540
>Shiturut
At least try to be clever, dude.
Too cute
>>322441449
Does Neptune realize how sexual she is?
>>322441552
yes. She knows that she's got a great butt.
>>322434986
I wish there were more...
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