Fuck me. I just dropped $40 on this game. Is it this fucking shitty the whole way through? This is the most generic, clunky bullshit I've played in a long time.
I've just passed the initial "murder a bunch of begrudging obstacles because the game told you to, even though you're given no real reason to be murder-level invested in anything yet" part, and am now escorting some black chick somewhere for some reason, I don't fucking know, I've completely checked out already. Everyone talks in the same deadpan quippy generic action dude voice, I can't even listen to this shit.
When does Ellen Page show up? Will Tess die soon?
Fucking hell.
>talking shit about the Citizen Kane of video games
Why is this allowed
MODS
>>322373323
Gr8 b8 m8 8/8
>>322373323
>Will Tess die soon
Yes
muh feels, everything is so predictable and all these cheesy action movie one-liners + the edgy little girl playing tough independent woman
also the repetitive gameplay is broing as hell and how the fuck did joel not did seriously
the only people who say this game has a great story as those who never read a book in their life
Oh what the fuck Ellen Page isn't even IN this, I just looked it up trying to gauge how long until the character gets there, how did this information never make it through to me?
Whatever, can I at least still assume that Totally Not Ellen Page won't talk like an action movie trailer?
Bump, for real guys, does it get any better?
>>322376637
No.
I dropped it when I got to the museum. Wasted £20 on it.
Only game I've ever really regretted.
>>322376637
Holy shit how sad, you are pathethic.
>$40
How? I mean I got a PS3 bundle because I wanted a PS3 at the time but even then the bundle itself was so low priced it might as well have been a freebie.
>>322376637
Nope, enjoy the dull, barely developed stealth option gameplay.
>>322377602
Being Ausfailian probably has something to do with it. Even fucking preowned copies were nearly that much. Shoulda checked eBay first.
>>322373323
>murder a bunch of begrudging obstacles because the game told you to, even though you're given no real reason to be murder-level invested in anything yet
seriously OP. wtf ?
>even though you're given no real reason to be murder-level invested in anything yet"
It's a video game. You kill shit. What more reason do you need?
>>322378049
>Australian
Ah, I thought it was $40 in freedombux. Even if you're getting it on PS4, a little patience would have the game drop in price but it's pretty easy to find it in the $20 range on PS3 now.
>>322373323
Maybe you might want to take up a new hobby if you can't follow the game.
>>322378184
"It's a movie, you watch shit, what reason do you need?"
This is why video games will never be taken seriously.
>>322378754
>video games
>needing to be taken seriously
