Before we can blame undertale for forcing a lesbian romance on us - can we take a moment to remember the forced gay romance in Mass Effect 3?
>>322341512
>forcing
it was just there
thats like saying every game with a straight couple is forcing them on you
>>322341574
Gay options for cortez were more suggested than options for straight characters.
its not forced when you can BTFO the fag in the first portunity
Forced gay romance was like with Anders in DA2..you just starts being friendly with hin and them the ony dialog options is romance hin or tell hin you hate hin...ad then h blows up the church
>>322341783
So it's not forced then.
Bravo OP.
>expecting tum/v/ler top knowledge this shit
years too late my man
It's not forced, play the game.
People blow it way out of proportion because it's a Bioware game and it's a hip thing to hate.
>>322341512
I never played this garbage in the first place
>>322341867
It is when you have this breathing down your neck at every cortez scene
>>322342020
The point is you have to work for straight romances, but everytime you talk to Cortez there is homo options straight up.
>>322342038
So not at all.
Either reel in your persecution complex, or go to Tumblr where you'll fit right in.
>>322341574
>optional gay content
>forcing
>>322342021
how do you know it's garbage then?
>>322342131
Really? Don't remember that, and no I won't play ME3 again
>>322342272
>>322342272
Because it's a Bioware game and they never made a good game in their entire existence.
Okay but where's my transgender romance option? Or my beastiality romance option or my loli
>>322341574
No it isn't because straight is normal. The status quo. No amount of representation can be forced.
Making sure that miniscule minorities are represented is forcing. Especially when it was known it would please the fanbase.
>>322342291
He basically cries to you to suck his cock.
>>322342131
I thought about calling you out on this, but you're right.
But that's only because they had to stuff that shit in at the last second, so you can't except the same build up.
And it's incredibly easy because they don't actually know how gay relationships work, they're just being progressive.
>>322342365
Did you play all the others too?
>>322342423
Yeah, how dare they include content based on what fans want?
>>322342252
>suggests you go to tumblr
>except that anon is slow jerking to dragon age/cortez fanfics written by his tumblr buds
I'm good anon, thanks.
>>322342389
>trans.
Asari characters come close.
>beast.
Garrus (or other aliens)
>loli.
Where the fuck is my loli?
>>322342585
No I'm a faggot
>>322342423
>everything that isn't an absurdly large amount of normal stuff is just forced fanbait!
you do realize there are gay niggers in real life, right? it's not a hundred straight fratguys wandering around
the gay romances are also all optional so nothing is forced
they probably made tonsa money off gay people anyways, very few games have gay romance and gay people will eat that shit up
>>322341512
It isn't as bad
>>322342423
then stop forcing white people in games
they're the global minority
>>322344113
>>322344124
Cautiously awaiting how our /pol/ack friend will spin his way out of this one.
>>322342131
So what? How is that a problem? Your alpha dudebro with a gritty past that wants revenge and goes killing everybody to fuck the pair of boobs in the end is the default story of pretty much anything, from books through movies to videogames. What's wrong with having one videogame doing something else?
This is such a spoiled view on things.
>waaa everything must catter to ME!
Well, they don't. Deal with it.
>>322344124
Ok.
>Be nice to him like my other characters
>He ends up wanting to fuck me
Is this how real friendships work?
>>322345384
Well, yeah. It usually goes the other way around though.
i.e. friendzoned betas
>>322344579
maybe we will when they're not made in our countries
ever considered context, senpai?
>>322345384
Gays don't beat around the bush, I guess.
>>322345640
>>322345384
Men are horny and they cut down on the bullshit. It's women who pull out those retarded minigame obstacles to pretend they are more than they actually are.
So you put two guys together, both are naturally horny, both don't need no bullshit mindgames, both know exactly what each other want and understand each other perfectly. Of course it's gonna end up in sex.
>>322344793
>tfw lesbian femshep isn't canon
>>322345384
He's a muscle gay.
He wants you to know he wants your asshole.
Either he's in or your out.
If you don't go for it, then he'll go fuck something else.
>>322344113
How can Asgore be a transman AND gay, when he clearly still has romantic feelings toward Toriel, a transwoman?
I really don't understand this shit. I played through ME3, I was a cool guy to Cortez and all the gayness I saw was him talking about how he misses his partner and is worried or some shit. I was understanding about it and the interactions seemed reasonable. You guys are all just a bunch of paranoid wankers.
>>322341512
It's so funny that you idiots think sjws in wrong about whining for lack trans/faggots/ethnic minorities representation but here you are whining about them because they're there.
And if there aren't enough straight white males, you're whining as well. I've even seen idiots whine about not enough white people in Shogun 2 Total war before Fall of Samurai.
>>322345971
>I'm a paranoid wanker
>I'm also an exhibitionist
>Every time I masturbate, I cum so supreme because I think somebody is watching me
you will never know this feeling
>>322341512
>before we blame current sjw game for pushing agendas, can we remember the previous sjw game for pushing agendas?
>>322344124
asian games for the asians
african games for the africans
white games for everyone
>>322341512
>forced
Only thing I remember about this guy is saying hello at the beginning and his death at the end of the game. I never interacted with him.
>>322342471
He cries because he lost his loved one.
>A man cries = Blatant homosexuality
>>322346697
>>A man cries = Blatant homosexuality
This is true.
ME3 had shitty hetero romance options
>Nerd Indian nigger SO QUIRKY XD BAZINGA
>That leathery skin waifubait blue xeno
>Manface whiny bitch ''I CAN'T TRUST YOU'' Ashley
>ME2 leftover ''BigHead cheat mode'' Miranda
The only good thing about ME3 is being able to drive those filthy space Muslins into extinction by picking the based Geth route.
>>322346809
HEY!
That nigger was sexy
>>322346809
>Nerd Indian nigger SO QUIRKY XD BAZINGA
somebody's got a terminal case of shit taste
>>322347247
>>322347327
She was literally Reddit with her LOOK AT ME I'M SO NERDY! XD attitude
If it wasn't for Garus and Mordin (RIP) this shitty game would be fucking unplayable
>>322341574
I just wanted to give this guy a fucking leg up since he was piloting the only lifeline between me and my ship and suddenly he's jumping on my dick, seriously I'd rather have a big bold title saying ROMANCE OPTION ARE YOU SURE? than that.
>>322344113
What the fuck is this?!
Goddammit I'm so fucking TRIGGERED by this lying bullshit.
>>322345971
It's because /v/ has become the personal dumping ground for /pol/ kiddies.
