>Game gives you these options
Which one do you choose?
A
B
C
Do I get to fuck the girl at some point?
I like seeing numbers go up and killing enemies with little effort as if I were playing a musou game.
B.
B
D if you know what i mean
>>322338929
You can fuck ugly man-faced western girls, but the cute girl will comment during.
B you sad fuck
Crits Before Clits
A.)
I can probably beat the game just fine without a crutch but I love me NPC comments and flavor text on items.
>>322338830
B, because cute girl =/= good and/or interesting.
>>322338996
does the cute girl watch?
"Cute girls doing cute things" shit needs to die off before what happened to anime happens to videogames.
>>322339040
She will hear the sounds, and she will know what you're doing, but you cannot see her and she will refuse to watch.
B
Because I'm gay.
>>322338830
C. You are the cute girl
>>322339095
oh then damage
>>322338830
>no option to be the cute girl
Shit game, desu
A
I'll play on the hardest difficulty also I'm sure she'll have some significance later on or story wise
>>322338830
>"Thank you for having me by your side, this time I will pay back your kindness, this time I will protect you!"
>the cute girl transforms into a weapon
no
NO
DON'T
>>322338830
why would i want to make the game easier? I'd lower the difficulty settings if i wanted that.
A +20% damage bonus that applies to all of my goddamn weapons? Why the fuck wouldn't I pick that shit
>>322339095
So she's just there to tease with her presence? Fuck you, gimme the damage boost
By 20% damage do you mean a one time increase of 20% to my attack or a constant multiplication of 1.2 of whatever attack I currently have
because if it's the latter then give me that 20% damage it's fucking OP as hell, otherwise cute girl
>>322339096
>being gay means that you don't want company in your adventures
what the fuck anon?
>>322339095
>but you cannot see her
Your thread is shit OP, delete it
>>322338830
>A
Why wouldnt you want a companion? Its someone to talk to so you dont realize the horible lonliness that is playing video games
>>322339078
It's already in full effect in Japan. It's only a matter of time when it will get big in the west, too.
>>322339185
I'm also a loner.
>>322339078
A period of diversification comparable to the Cambrian period?
Yeah, you're right, we don't need anything but soulless cookie cutter corridor simulators.
I can't speak for anyone else, but I'd pick B every time.
I have a nigh-autistic need to see the biggest numbers possible when I'm playing video games.
>>322339205
This. I don't want to be alone in a game. I have irl for it.
>>322338830
>wanting to see bigger numbers
Autism I tell you. It's just a fucking number that is 20% bigger. Who gives a shit? Now a new character that comments on how you approach enemies and stuff might actually be interesting.
>>322338830
A because I don't need easy mode to beat a game.
>>322338830
>wanting to get NTRed by an annoying voice
>wanting to make the combat pointless
Neither
B
If I read that she has some interesting lines, I'll play the game again with A, but B would be my first choice.
>>322339239
>diversification
Damn, you could atleast try to hide the bait anon, make it looks legit and shit, don't just slap a poor fish with a worm.
A as long as she's not a nuisance
>>322338830
Neither.
>>322339305
You don't see big numbers, you actually deal more damage to enemies and kill them faster
>>322338830
I'll just do two playthroughs niggaGrill for first playthrough IF I like her enough. Extra damage for second playthrough if I feel like minmaxing.
>>322338830
Option A would be like having a Navi you can never turn off. At some point I won't care how cute she is if she won't shut the fuck up.
A, because no modern game is ever difficult enough that 20% extra damage is going to make a significant difference. Might as well get some extra story fluff instead.
A
It will force me to play better than B scrubs and rewards my efforts with a cute grill
i mod the game to do both but instead i change it to a random chance for a 10% damage increase that's temporary because i dont want the game to be too easy.
>B
>playing easymodo
what are u a casul
A.
Why pick B, if you want an easier game, turn down the difficulty.
Do I look like a fucking casual who needs to play on easy modo? A
And change the cute girl voice to Rick and Morty commenting.
>>322338830
A
I usually want more writing
>>322338830
Everything that happens? Does she give me shit for not using my 99 elixirs? If so I'd take A even if it gave -20% damage with it.
>>322338830
A if tsundere flat-chested twintail.
>>322338830
A.
Because B is for casuals.
>>322338830
I'd rather have more content than easier content. If the writing's good like Paper Mario the banter can make the game.
Unless the game sucks. Then give me the sword so I can get through it faster.
>>322339927
>unless the game suck
That's when you stop playing
>>322338830
A would be perfect for a Spice and Wolf game.
A
She better have some good commentary.
>>322338830
A of course, 20% damage without knowing the formula or the kind of game Is pointless
>>322338830
A.
The extra damage from B is obviously not necessary to beat the game.
>>322338830
Of course it's gonna be A
Why would someone choose B? because they are so casual they need that +20% damage?
>>322340045
spice and wolf would be perfect if made by cdrp:
>scrap combat completely, they're shit at it anway
>thematic and atmospheric open world
>cities done right (eg novigrad)
>good dialogues and choices
A
I don't want to make the game easier
B
I don't like girls and it'd get old fast.
>>322338830
So more damage or a faghag? Only fags would choose her.
GASP
>>322340384
>I bet you kiss girls too, faggot.
A
because I'm very lonely
Cute girl!
>several people have complained about annoying companions for decades now
>people chose a potentially annoying companion
Did you all forget?
I'm installing Unity on my new Win10 partition. Which version should I get?
I used 5.0.0 till now but I heard 5.3 is full of bugs. Is 5.2.4 safe?
>>322340294
A Spice and Wolf game would have to be entirely about trading, and CDPR are shit at mechanics so that's a no-go.
Maybe give the world to CDPR and everything else to someone competent.
>making a game easier
wow I hope you don't do this
>>322338830
Neither. A is for weeb manchildren and B is boring as fuck. Replace the girl with a robot and then we're talking
>>322340574
There's no version of unity that isn't garbage.
ENJOY ALL DA CUTE GURRLS ofcourse
>>322338830
A, but it depends how cute she is.
>>322340825
Spotted the Redditor.
So, which are some games with cute girls/lolis as sidekicks?
>>322341310
dragon's dogma
>>322339154
>Weapon gives you +20% damage
>>322338924
A.
I hate all damage buffs that are given for free, same as the "GOTY edition" of games that starts with dropping at you shittone of the best dlc weapons.
What is the fucking point to break the game difficulty from the start without any effort.
A boosts the experience for any body who isn't a homosexual male.
B is a crutch for faggot casuals.
>>322338830
C. A loyal skeleton follows you around, carrying your shit and making clacking sounds every now and then
>>322342339
How aboutbecoming a skeleton?
>>322338830
A. That's why I always roll with the Enchantress in D3.
>>322342072
My nigga.
>>322339078
Kill yourself
>>322342072
>no real gameplay value
You can dump her and get dank holy weapons that kill zombies in 2 blows
How pathetic are you people
>>322342495
>anything but Templar
>>322340573
That gif is from one of the MineCons, right? Autism embodied.
>>322343009
Templar is a cuck
>>322342893
At least we have fun.
>>322338830
B
Anyone who picks A is a retarded faggot
>>322338830
A because i don't need your crutch
>>322343092
0 fucks given, I just want that resource and health regen
>>322342495
only good thing about d3 was her accent. made my dick diamonds.
>>322342893
What are you even doing on this site, you fucking idiot?
B. I could've gone along with A but I know her commenting on everything will get annoying.
>>322339178
>do you mean a one time increase of 20% to my attack
If the game isn't hard or has no PVP, then A.
>>322338830
B its not like i wont do a second play through or come on /v/ and find out what happens differently if indeed it even does you fucking faggot
>>322338830
If you play as an assassin, this is actually a choice in dragon's dogma
>>322343301
I think he's asking if its a modifier to base damage or a modifier applied after everything else
>>322342893
>b-b-bbut muh c-c-cute girl waifu!!
Anyone who picks A is less than human and a disgrace to their parents. B is casual. C is the best choice by far
A is for people who want to appreciate the story.
B is for tryhards who need every single advantage to make up for their lack of skill.
>>322343163
That's the spirit.
>>322339078
Explain what's wrong with cute things?
>>322343163
>>322343254
>>322343834
I'm a KV, but the kind of people who choose A aren't even the kind of pathetic you pity
They're the annoying faggot kind of pathetic who you want to fuck off, same kind of person who replies with smug anime images
>>322338830
Can I get a cute sword that gives comments on everything that happens and +20% damage.
>>322344112
Oh shit, a fellow KV on /v/? I thought I was the only one!
Here, have a pic of me irl. You'll have to excuse the date, it's an older one
>>322338830
A
Writing>gameplay
>>322345107
>bigger number
>gameplay
It's the worst kind of gameplay. Stat whores and number autism is retarded.
>>322338830
They need to make a game a la Last of Us or Bioshock: Infinite where a cute girl sidekick follows you through about a third of the game and becomes extremely likable then have her mercilessly and brutally killed off just to fuck with the players.
>>322345402
what?
>>322338830
A, because she offers entertainment value, which is a far more valuable commodity than a gameplay advantage. If this was my job or if money depended on my performance I'd pick B, but I'm playing a fucking videogame.
>>322344112
what the fuck is a KV
>>322338830
A is Navi and other pointless tutorial girls in Zelda
B is an actual useful part of gameplay.
B every time.
>>322344112
Lot of words to say, "I'm a fucking scrub, give me easy mode."
>>322338830
A
I'm lonely, it cant be helped.
>>322338830
A
Because I don't NEED +20% damage you fucking casual faggots
If the cute girl drops loot I kill her immediately
>>322346039
this desu
>>322346039
>I don't need more damage I'm not a casual
>better gear is okay though
I want a cute AI companion to install on my PC. Why is this not a thing yet?
>>322338830
>girls
>cute
>>322346173
Better looking gear
>>322346039
>looting at all
Spot the casual
>>322346187
We are waiting for better AIs
>>322346187
>Master holy shit stop downloading so much fucking porn I live in here and there's no space for me to stretch out my legs or anything Jesus Christ why do you have so much porn
>>322338830
>B. +20% damage.
Against what exactly?
>>322346343
>download Terabytes worth of mindbreak porn
>AI loses it and adopts the personality of a mindbroken cumdump
>>322346343
I bet having a slave was pretty fun
>>322338830
B, pic related taught me why A is an awful choice
>>322345698
This is wrong though. Technically they're both gameplay decisions.
One gives you hardmode, the other gives you gay ass pussy faggot mode.
>>322338830
Will the game be rebalanced for B or will I just steamroll the game since I'm doing a lot more damage than I should?
B
If other people pick A then someone will eventually just draw porn of her anyway
>>322346795
>doing more damage is making the game easier
Hope you don't ever equip items in RPG games that improve your characters stats or use weapons better than the starting equipment, you bitchmade pussy
>>322339078
What is Hyperdimension Neptunia?
>>322338830
I do not play games that give you stupid choices that don't make sense.
The same shit with divinity.
You were able to choose between abilities like "crafting" and "talking to animals" and with the same ability points you were able to buy combat skills.
So either I become a useless fuck in combat but can enjoy the content of the game or I get less content of the game but am able to just plow through enemies without effort?
Yeah, great design. No, fuck you.
B
There's no reason to choose A
