Admit it. You fucked him, didn't you?
>>322318923
Didn't play the game, and if I had, would have played with a female Bioware-Jesus.
>>322318923
>fucking Dorian
>not playing a female so you can fuck Cullen
>>322318923
I wouldn't fuck guys with pencil stachies.
I'd rather The Bull turn me into his personal fleshlight though.
The facial hair ruins it, sorry Dorian.
>western shit trying to be fappable
top kekeke
>>322318923
No but he was alright
>>322318923
No, I'm not a faggot and I have enough self-respect to avoid Bioware games.
Nope, I fucked Sera.
>>322318923
Fucking him would imply that I actually played the game, which I didn't.
>western faggot shit
Pfff. Pic related is the faggot shit I fap to.
>>322320140
>Snake will never tactically fuck your ass in a completely heterosexual manner
It hurts to live.
>>322318923
I still can't get over how cliche he is.
>daddy issues
>Freddy M. stache
>his name is Dorian
Quads
>>322318923
If only they made him Aryan.
>>322320326
That isn't remotely what Freddy Mercury's stache looked like. Not even close.
You actually think I would play this shining example of the trash that Western gaming has become?
I hope you die painfully.
>>322320402
He just looks boring here. He looks like an NPC.
>>322320402
Well shit, he actually looks great, just getting rid of that fucking moustache was enough
>>322320402
>Recessive genes
>>322320615
Here's him regular but without the stache.
>>322318923
I fucked Josephine with one character. Another I'm well on my way to fucking Cassandra. My other two characters are aborted long before.
>>322320694
>Not liking superior genes
>>322320794
there's nothing to fuck in this game... if you're ciscum obviously
Was this fair? Why not just let him go home and swear him to secrecy?
>>322320908
There's several straight romance options.
>>322320965
>It was for the greater good, Anon. XD XD XD
I hate the Grey Wardens. Glad I will disband them in my playthrough.
>>322320965
ducan was just a psycho, and you and alistair comes next after the battle
>>322320965
If the Wardens did that for everyone, their secrets would get out in no time.
>>322320965
Things like that cannot be sworn to secrecy. He had given his word that he would dedicate himself to the Grey Warden cause.
A coward to turn away at the last minute.
>>322320863
If I wanted to see veins, I'd cut up a honky
>>322320965
Duncan was an absolute faggot, but the pledge drew his sword first and even made the first strike
>>322320727
Looks great here too, the thing he called a moustache was fucking atrocious
>>322321165
Why not let him fight alongside them anyway? It's not fair to spring some pure chance death test at someone without telling them, and it's not like they're useless if they can't detect darkspawn
>>322320402
I still can't get past how greasy everyone in that game looks.
>>322318923
I fucked Serabut pretended she was Merrill.
>>322321313
Terrible taste all around.
>>322321292
I guess they wanted to go with a "realistic" route. Since during the time period it takes place, people didn't really take baths. Is there a mod to fix that?
>>322321358
>Away with you!
>>322321256
If you told them that, they wouldn't join. How would like 0 volunteers to fight the darkspawn?
Sure they can do conscription, but that's for fugitives and they have no honor or motivation
>>322321313
>>322321358
>>322321480
Merrill is fine but she's no Aveline.
>>322318923
I fucked Cassandra because I'm the most vanilla asshole there is.
>>322321525
I think what he's saying is they can't back out of the Wardens, but instead would form an addition non-tainted fighting force of wusses.
>>322321574
I like Aveline like a sister. She is a close friend, but i could never fuck that shit.
>>322321690
What's wrong with vanilla? Kinks are becoming mainstream. Soon vanilla will be a kink. Also, Cassandra is the best girl in the game.
>>322318923
Did someone mod that game so that you can romance and fuck everybody, regardless of what their orientation is?
Been always wanting to ragefuck that elf lesbian, as a straight guy, until she craves cock again. Converting lesbos and misandrists is a fetish.
Oh and kill NPCs. Been wanting to kill some of the characters off. Maybe ragefuck the manhater until she becomes a cumdump, then kill her. In front of the other characters. And they praise you for doing it.
And orgy mode. Someone needs to make that work, somehow. No orgy, no way.
And mods that makes the game sound less like Tumblr. What self-respecting straight person wants to suffer through all that mind pollution shit?
>>322321417
People still cleaned themselves, just not thoroughly like today. Their skin and hair also adapted a bit better to not being clean 24/7 and could go longer without becoming oily. It was never acceptable to be straight up dirty in the ancient world.
>>322322879
Modding for DA:I is weak as shit, I'm disappointed as well
>>322322879
Well, there was and still is a mod to have a bisexual Dorian. Tumblr flipped. Also, there was an unused line that hint Dorian was meant to be a choice for females as well.
>>322322879
Why even bother playing this garbage?
You bitch virgin.
Go watch.a John Rhys Davies movie and get your orientation untangled, you horse homo.
>>322325225
>lel
>>322322879
*tips*
