Eh. She wasn't that annoying.
>>322270097
ARMPIIIIIITS
>>322270097
Agreed.
But her moaning really makes it hard to play the game when other people are around. I swear she sounds like shes climaxing in battle.
>>322270217
Even better than Lightning's.
>>322270217
i think you mean axilla.
>>322270097
All I want is to smell her little booties while she giggles and coos
Best girl
L*ghtning a shit
>>322270097
It's only the dub where she makes sex noises. She's fine in Jap voices.
>>322270097
English version had the worst voice. What was that shitty Australian type accent supposed to be.
>>322270097
She lies to you the whole game
>>322270996
DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
>>322270996
It's just the actress trying to subdue her painfully obvious aussie accent.
Post lewds.
At least she was voiced by an actual Australian, and not someone trying to fake it.
>>322270097
Yeah, but her voice was so fucking annoying
BTW Fangs the best
>>322271584
Vanille and Fang both come from a world that's underneath another. Their accents are literally, a joke about australia.
>>322270097
She fucking was! Fuck you weebs and your love for annoyingly voiced moe-blobs.
>>322271835
Never will squar-enix reach this level of perfection.
They came close with y'shtola though.
twitch tv/georgiavanc/profile/highlights
>>322271580
Between Pulse and Australia, which is the most dangerous?
>>322271835
Fang was the best thing to come out from XIII
>>322270478
That's because you're thinking of the Umemaro Lewd Consultation Room dub.
>http://www xvideos com/video3084223/umemaro_3d_lewd_consultation_room_english_dub
>>322270097
Agreed. Hope and Snow on the other hand...fuck its like adventures of whiny bitch and retard.
>>322272323
Sazh is the second best.
>>322272459
>whiny bitch
Did none of you that complain about this ever finish the game? He outgrows that phase.
>>322271835
>shes a lesbian
shit
>>322270097
Did she and Fang fuck?
>>322272493
No, that would be pic related
>>322272578
Yeah, I'm playing it now. He's annoying as all fuck, but he grows out of it.
>>322272323
>>322272493
Why is Lightning literally the worst fucking character. No personality, no motives besides DURRR SERAH, no backstory.
Playing Lightning Returns is only bearable right now cause of the combat.
>>322272323
Vanille is the best thing to come out of 13.
>>322271835
Don't you dare talk shit about my waifu again or you're dead motherfucker
>>322272659
Hope is the Shinji of vidya.
>>322270097
>she
>>322272668
It's a shame, really. Every other party member is interesting except for Lightning. Toriyama tried to make Lightning a more likable character in LR, but it didn't really cut it.
>>322270097
>>322271835
Six years ago I thought these renders looked pretty good but looking back at them I'm now noticing how ugly the skin texture they used is
>>322272659
They should have left him as an adult in Lightning Returns.
>>322272585
Probably.
>>322272621
>>322272493
Lumina should go somewhere on this list. How did her ass get smaller as an adult?
>>322273326
What the fuck is the deal with Lumina anyways?
Haven't finished 13-3 yet but why the fuck does she have the personality of a 11 year old bitch?
>>322273094
I don't think it's bad. I think how long her thigh is is what's really wrong with it.
>>322272578
Yes, but by then I couldn't like him. Its like they intentionally made him annoying so he could have a character arc.
But people forget intentionally annoying is still annoying.
>>322272956
Lightning raised Serah by herself. Was an officer and did her job. She had a serious personality and only cared about Serah but she opened up by the end of the game.
>>322270996
Her voice actress is literally from Australia.
>>322273563
Okay and? Maybe not hire someone Australian?
>>322272741
The bit where you try soloing the boss with him is when he clicked for me
>>322273094
I like it that they went with a more "realistic" skin texture.
Lightning was not a model, she was a soldier.
>>322270097
No she was. One of my all time most hated FF characters.
Would fuck, though.
>>322272578
So I'm supposed to be okay with a character because he gets better later? As if the hours of dealing with his shit is suddenly better now?
>>322273660
Pulse is Australia though.
>>322270478
What if she doesn't just sound like that, but she actually gets off from fighting? Consider that when you play it next time.
>>322273745
That's what character development is
>>322273660
But then the joke is gone
>>322273725
She's a model now!
>>322273842
You seem to be under the misconception that just because a character develops, I have to like them now.
I'm not that kind of person. Fuck em, I'm too petty for that.
>>322273927
>really real life Lightning working as a model is canon
How did it all come to this?
>>322272621
Criminally underutilized.
>>322273725
Then why did she look like a model.
>>322273437
You find out at the end of the game.
>>322273326
>>322273437
I also want to know what the deal with Lumina is. Is she the long lost third Farron sister?
>>322270097
one of the most attractive women in the series, but that's just my opinion. her and rikku are 10/10 bodies
>>322273326
>>322273437
Lumina isn't an adult. Finish the game.
>>322270097
The moment she opened her mouth I fucking hated her. I couldn't stand her voice, I didn't want to hear anything she had to say.
It pissed me off beyond reason and I'm not entirely sure why.
>>322274503
>Is she the long lost third Farron sister?
Almost.
>>322270097
The way weapons were handled in XIII was so strange. At least for Hope and Vanille. They pull them out of nowhere and suddenly know how to use them. Vanille uses a fishing pole for some reason, and Hope gets a boomerang which he will proceed to never use because you have to buy him the Attack command on the crystarium
>>322274796
Vanille is like a thousand-year old assassin or something, so it's not surprising she would know how to handle a fishing pole.
>>322274910
but who decided that, why a fishing rod of all things, how the fuck does it even work as a fishing rod? it has five lures
>>322274796
Vanille's weapon is a hunting tool used by her clan that was on the Ark becausethat's where she and Fang had been asleep for the best 500 years.Hope's boomerang is apparently for some sport he does at school that he just happened to have on him.
>>322272621
Dick status: MUH
>>322274796
Vanilla's weapon is some weird Australian thing to attack beasts, but Hope's boomerang was weird. Sazh had the best weapon, just plain guns. Also recently realized Barrett and Sazh are both gun wielding black guys.
>>322275347
Sazh and Barret represent basically everything Japan knows about black people.
>>322272621
>You will never be Cid competing with Jill at the military academy and hoping she notices you.
>>322275472
>Sazh is an earnest, hardworking father
Apparently they don't know very much
Can anyone explain why Vanille turned Dajh into a L'Cie?
>>322272621
I actually liked how they offed her so suddenly, really didn't see it coming. But then again, everything that Space Pope did was like a splash of color on otherwise so grey and dull canvas.
>>322271835
I wanna jam my dick so bad into that wild and untamed bush she surely has
>>322270097
Quick, refrain from shitposting for a moment and post your favourite XIII saga song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVLd569KoL4
>>322276506
The power plant Falcie turned Dahj into L'cie to find Vanille and Fang, who just attacked the Falcie.
>>322270097
Snow is much worse.
FFXIII WAIFU RANKINGS
>Goddess Tier
Jihl
>Demi-goddess tier
Fang
>Great Tier
Vanille
>Bretty good tier
Serah
>MILF Tier
Nora
>>>/trash/ tier
Lightning
>>322277220
SHE HAD LIKE TWO SCENES WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>322274910
>Vanille is like a thousand-year old assassin or something
For real? I haven't played this game in a long time, but I don't remember getting the impression she was worth a shit pre-game, unlike stone-cold dyke warrior Fang.
>>322276901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEUOOgNzOv4
>>322273660
>the joke
>your head
>>322277049
Oh. I was under the impression that there was only one Fal'cie
>>322275316
>dick status: staggered
>>322272668
And the dress-up
>>322273725
>he doesn't know about the Luis Vuitton crosspromotion
>>322277329
He's mistaken. She's a thousand+ years old but that's all crystal stasis.
>>322277220
>no Lebreau
>>322272579
she's also a video game character anon, she can be whatever the fuck you want
>>322277413
Read your datalogs man, You see a bunch of different falcie in the game. The cocoon ones are helpful like the one that is a god damn mini sun. The pulse ones are certified assholes though.
>>322277953
Pulse ones are just independent I thought?
>The one drilling trenches everywhere
>>322277220
Lightning is literally the worst character ever in history of Final Fuck.
Started XIII a couple days ago and plan on playing through XIII-2 and LR.
I've played all the other games.
But man this bitch I legitimately thought she was double agent or spy just by her mannerisms and voice and how fuckin annoying she was to the other kid.
Kept telling myself there was no way this chick can be anymore fucking ditsy and sketchy at the same time in the initial sequences.
>>322272768
sauce on this lovely lady
>>322278575
I mean, she knows more than she lets on, but you're in for disappointment if you think she's going to have a cool/good twist like that.
They are all independent i guess, Orphan manages all of cocoon's Falcie I think, and space pope made cocoon. The creators made Falcie and Humans and then fucked off.
>>322278930
Yeah, figures.
>>322277220
Switch Fang and Lightning, as well as Vanille and Serah, and you're correct.
>>322279846
But Lightning is utter, boring trash.
>>322280069
And Fang us utter, boring trash, plus she's super ugly!
>>322280130
So, she's still better than Lightning.
>>322280501
Lightning is objectively the most attractive XIII, next to Jihl. Fang is easily the worst.
>>322280605
I don't know about Fang, but Lightning is a fucking plank with just as flat personality, or rather, lack thereof. Commit sudoku.
>>322280605
>Fang is easily the worst
Yeah the whole messy haired wild tribal girl theme doesn't do it for me either tbqh.
>>322270097
>midriff
>pigtails
>bcup tits
>fakeaccent
my dick
>>322280605
>Lightning is objectively the most attractive XIII
>>322280605
>Lightning is objectively the most attractive XIII
So does Fang or Vanille appear in any of the sequels? Never finished any of them due to deleted saves
>>322281385
>>322281586
If you don't believe it to be so, they're is probably something wrong with you. If you think Fang is the most attractive, you most certainly like taking dicks up your ass.
>>322281640
I know for sure that Fang appears in Lightning Returns, but they're only briefly mentioned in XIII-2.
>>322270097
She can get it hard in the nanni though
>>322281650
Wasn't Fang originally intended to be a male?
>>322280605
>objectively
You have to be pretty fucking dumb to not understand the concept of opinions, anon.
>>322281640
They're in XIII-2 for like 5 minutes and they're both in LR.
>>322281640
Fang and Vanille appear in a dream in XIII-2, and both appear outright in LR.
>>322270097
The fact there was no doujins featuring her will haunt me for the rest of my life. She was made for it, and its fucking final fantasy which has thousands out there. Instead we just got tons of shitty lightning ones.
I'll never stop being mad.
Also yes she wasn't annoying. Her dub voice was cute, and her character was fine. That game may have been laughably linear, but the story and characters were just fine, for a jrpg anyway.
>>322281753
>>322281828
>>322281845
Nice, guess i have a reason to keep playing LR then
>>322281335
I don't know, these seem a lot bigger than a b-cup.
>>322274562
I bet you think Yuffie is attractive too, you pedophile trash.
>>322281812
There are objective standards of beauty that Fang clearly does not fit. You can find her attractive, but be confident in the fact that you are different from the social norm.
Honestly speaking, "objectively" Serah is probably the most attractive XIII girl, but I find her round eyes off putting, and her tits are slightly too large for my tastes.
>>322281650
>posting a mirrored image
The people defending lightning don't even know which part of her hair faces which direction.
>objectively
Someone needs to gb2 PBS and play the Facts vs. Opinions game
>>322281985
i'ev seen an entire 3 of them, 2 of them are pretty bad unfortunately
>>322282206
Yes, I know them all, and the eng ones just have her on a page or two.
Fucking Japan failed me so bad. Still mad. Hell Sarah and lumina didn't get jack shit either, or fang, or hot ass officer lady. Stupid Japan and their shit taste sometimes.
>>322282108
Nigga, there is no such fucking thing as objective beauty. Every person in the entire world except for one single individual could think Lightning is attractive, and she would still not be objectively attractive. Stop using words you don't understand.
I cry everytime
>>322282658
That's just what we tell ugly people to keep them from killing themselves, and you fell for it.
I'm playing XIII, and it really isn't that bad.
>>322284072
It's a typical JRPG. I never really saw why so much hate for it either.
>>322283752
Popularity and objectivity is not the same thing. Stop being stupid.
>>322284072
It really isn't, though I can definitely understand how a lot of people would dislike it, and some areas drag on for way too long.
>>322284072
>mfw listening to XIII's OST on youtube
Everyone was just buttmad about the linearity and the autoattack meme
>>322284072
I could have understood the hate for it if the same people don't also adore FFX which outright terrible.
>>322284654
I don't even use auto attack, and it feels like every fucking FF (XII being an exception) I've played.
>>322284072
Expectations before going in plays a huge role on your enjoyment of something. I fucking hated it when I played it on release, but I just recently decided gave it another chance, expecting it to be shit, and actually ended up enjoyed it quite a bit.
>>322270097
How culturally tolerant of you, anon
It's hard for me to decide who I want to fuck more between Vanille and Fang.
>>322284654
That OST was fucking amazing.
>>322284654
But 13's OST is trash compared to even just its sequel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VMfRAlX1r4&index=46
>>322270629
using that new word you discovered, huh?
also trash fetish wasted libido
>>322285430
>Dubstep jpop
Holy shit kill yourself.
>>322271584
>>322273563
New Zealand actually
Kiwi accents are basically Aussie but shittier
>>322278908
>lady
anon...
When does Snow stop being obnoxious in the game? DUDE SERAAAAAAAAAHHH LMAO
>>322285192
I love Fang's Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdgF63xKTe0
>>322286491
Never. He continues being a knucklehead in the sequels.
>>322272621
>Heavily promoted before release
>Shows up in loads of trailers and key visuals
>Game comes out
>She appears for all of five minutes and then dies
>>322286491
nah he sticks to being an idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7YUbIFweUE
>>322270217
I want to smell n lock them
>>322285430
Excellent song choice my friend
Best song coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDPV_2_brck
>>322287859
>omg i failed at everything and life now imma sacrifice myself to make it all right even though im going to try to kill you after
Seriously, Snow's entire character is just retarded.
>>322288526
He's a lovable retard in the first game.
>>322270097
LR final boss is 10/10
wrpgs need to learn how to do a fucking final boss already
>>322289932
Oh man. That boss fight was fucking brutal.
>>322289932
I'm on the extra day.
How hard is he? I'm having trouble with some of these Last Ones
>>322290007
>mfw you kill his third form and thinks it's over
>it's not
>>322290586
just make sure you can stagger him and block his attacks
>>322270097
Yes she was, and I hate that skip run too.
>not playing with japanese dub
