Post a quote from a video game, have other people try to guess what game it's from. No cheating! I'll start:
Here's a riddle. When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be.
>>322247437
BROTHER, I AM PINNED HERE.
I'm so hungry I could eat an Octorok!
It's-a me, Mario!
DIE YOU FUCKS, DIE!
Metal Gear?
>>322248363
Metal Gear?
"Woah, you're a big fella"
WELL GO AHEAD, DON'T BE A NITWIT!
IT NEVER HURTS TO SPLURGE WHEN YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!
>>322249236
Undead merchant
"Tell me where she is or I'll pop your damn knee off"