Hi there, Would you like to sign my petition?
>>322208686
I'm sorry.
I only sign petitions to steal console exclusives
ONE SIDE
>>322208686
sorry I'm a registered felon
>>322208787
Sorry for what? Our daddy told me not to be ashamed of ours dick.
Sorry I'm a registered falcon.
>>322208818
>mad consolecuck
>>322208787
>>322208916
>>322208997
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Look just sign the stupid petition, I've got stuff to do.
>>322208686
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out of my way you freaking pinko
>>322209028
No way you freaking pinko
>>322209570
Sign this petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog.
>Dlc
>Gotta ask money for some shit
>Ask the first Zombie I see expecting it to do jackshit
>Do the "Get it up your ass" sign while saying a audible fuck you
>My sides gets lost to space
>>322208686
>violent video games
What is this? The mid 2000's? Oh God please let it be the mid 2000's again.
>>322209727
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>322209784
The DLC was fucking awesome.
>>322209028
I did a nickel for killing a petition waver
>>322209727
Alright, I guess that sounds fair
Thanks.
The ability to flip people off in paradise lost is a great feature. Yelling "FUCK YOU!" and flipping middle finger after throwing a grenade gives that sweet sweet action movie oneliner feeling.
Ahhh, now the flowers will grow
So what is the VA doing now aside from making commercials about jesus kids?
>i played postal 2 on release
i never felt this old. and i dont like it.
>>322209784
>that part where you show people a picture of Champ
>>322211958
Wait, I don't remember that. What key was it bound to?
god damn there's so much shitposting on here tonight i thought i clicked on s4s on accident.
Is Postal movie the greatest vidya movie ever made? I think so, it perfectly captures the feeling of Postal 2. Zack Ward is a great Postal Dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiaP-I-is3s
>>322211048
>that lighter
DUDE WEED LMAO
fucking. pinko.
>get this game during a steam sale
>five minutes in
>get an achievement for pissing on someone until they puke
>>322212510
I thought it was cool that Ward was in Paradise Lost.
I guess that technically means PL had three Postal Dudes in it.
>>322212425
I can't remember which button it was but it should be in the options. There's several different things he says, some of them are angry and some of them passive aggressive. Sometimes he flips both fingers.
>>322212801
Sheeeeit. I should replay PL sometime.
Definitely won't go through the effort of getting both endings again, though. What a pain.
When I played this as a kid the day where you visit the grave and get raped by the rednecks scared the shit out of me
>yfw someone made irate gamer mod for postal 2
It's in steam workshop.
>>322212801
I think it was the key that lets you yell "get the fuck down".
>>322212764
>throw donut on ground
>piss on it
>cop comes around
>eats donut
>starts vomiting
The game is like the douchebag version of Metal Gear in terms of TECHNOLOGY.
>>322213017
>get someone to start puking
>decapitate them
>vomit flows out of their neck instead of blood
TECHNOLOGY
>>322213135
>get shot in the groin
>Dude yells "ow, my gonads!"
>your piss is now red
>>322212510
Dude, the movie is hard as fuck to get through. Such a piece of shit. I had hoped it would be dumb fun, but it isn't even fun, just dumb.
