>super mario 64 is twenty years old
>I'll be 30 in two years.
>Gave myself til I'm 30 before I kill myself.
>>322184892
>24 years ago was 24 years ago
>>322185014Don't worry anon, I turn 30 tomorrow
>last time you had sex was3 weeks agoAnd before that 11 months ago
>The best Sonic game in 10 years is now half a decade old
>>322185224
I fuckin wish. It's been like 3 months and a year before that. The dating scene is rough round Christmas time m8
If anyone asks I'm still 26. Fuck December birthdays.Video games
>>322185224
>first time I had sex I was 24
>haven't had sex in tge,four years since
>it wasn't that great
>>322185375
it's not even during christmas, this fucking fat neckbeard is in a relationship with a qt and here I am shitposting on an anime imageboard.
What are we doing so wrong my man?
>There hasn't been an actual Spyro game for 7 years
>>322185014
This is the alternative to being a "wages lave" or a "normie"
Be careful guys, being a NEET isn't what it seems
>>322184892
>Duke 3D and Quake will turn 20 this year.
>sev's been left behind on geonosis for 11 years
>we're already in the late 2010s
What? Wasn't 2010 just yesterday? Jesus fucking Christ. Tomorrow's 2079 isn't it?
>>322185492
I can't speak for us but I second guess the value of the possible relationship and quickly devalue the women in with. Resulting in finger blasting at best and blowing them off to watch anime, play vidya, or Pooppost on a Chinese culinary board.
I just want love nigga, sex can come later.
>>322185224
GET OUT
>>322185224
>Having sex all the time is "normal"
Fucking Normies
>>322186274
Where the hell have you been, under a rock?
It's 2945 right now.No but really, time moves way too fucking fast when you don't want it to, and it moves too slow when you just want things to be over. It makes me sad.
>>322184892
Technically it isn't 20 until July, not when the year starts.
>muh rounding off
No, there are rules to this thing. Does someone declare it your birthday when the year starts too?Assuming you were born later than New Year's Day that is
>>322184892
>The Legend of Zelda and Super Mario Bros were my first games
>I'm as old as my first games
You guys should quit dicking off already and get to work on your lifelong dream before it's too late.
>>322184892
>The Wii is 10 years old
3 0 Y E A R S
>>322187887
This is why they delayed Zelda U, to release it for the 30th anniversary.
>>322184892
>Brawl was 8 years ago
Fucking christ, I remember when I first got the game and booted up the character screen. My brother was quite disappointed when he discovered that Sonic was unlockable.
>>322187747
And this is how I know I've wasted my life. I was arguing over Wii vs PS3 12 years ago... Before 4chan even existed.
>>322184573
>the last time I had sex was NEVER
Feels good
>>322188143
Pretty sure you're math is a bit off there
>>322185224
>last time you had sex washaha who are you kidding
>2007 was 9 years ago
Ouch
>>322184892
>King K. Rool hasn't been relevant since 16 years ago.
>>322188462
at first i laughed because i thought it was one of those dumb pepe "2000 was 20 years ago" things. but then i did the math.
its true ;__;
>>322185257
>SA2 is fifteen years oldBut I still have eight more minutes to go.
>>322184892
Older than most on /v/.
>>322186387
Same here. Spending New Year's Eve alone short of my dad snoozing on the couch 5 feet away. Shit sucks man. No matter what I do my mind always goes back to this one girl I know. I wish she could be mine. I feel like I could feel truly happy then. I have literally everything I want except her.
>>322185224
>mfw last time I was inside a pussy was almost 27 years agoHappy Aquarius Day to me ;_;
>>322189210
I hate to play keyboard therapist but you have to remember to be happy with yourself before putting your happiness with someone else fampai.
>>322188032
>Smash 64 is 16 years old going on 17
>Melee is 14 going on 15
>Brawl is 7 going on 8
>>322187887
Yeah, 30th Anniversary. Ditto for Metroidbut you don't have to remember that
>>322188602
Technically, he was in the Paon-made DK games.
>>322189579
You don't have to be my therapist.I still appreciate it. I am happy with myself. I'm not bad looking, I'll say I'm probably at above average intelligence, I can be pretty fun around the right people, I'm sane, I'm a practicing musician, and I'm pretty damn lucky. I'm not unhappy necessarily, it's just that I feel like I'm missing something. And really the only thing I desire is her. I can't stop thinking about her.
>>322184892
>>322184892
HAHHAHAH LE EBIN KRABBY PATTER MEME LE FUNNY SHIT TOP KEKKKKK MY FRIEND TOP MAYMAY HAHAHAHAHHAH AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LITERALLY CANT STOP SUCKING DICKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA PLEASE FUCK ME IN MY WIDE GAPING ASSHOLE LE EBIN KRABBER PATTER KEKEKARONI HAHAHAHHAH
>>322188032
>The reveal trailer was 10 years ago
>Rayman is 21
>The Dreamcast is 18, and she's having sex
>Crash is 20
>5th Gen is 21 years old
>Sonic the Hedgehog is 25
>Zelda is 30
>>322189321
Last time I was in a pussy that was 32 years agoI'm 32
>>322189935
Jesus Christ, Fred.
>>322189210
the girl is simply a metaphor for your shortcomings yada yada yada
dont obsess over one slit in a world where you can meet thousands of slits
>>322189935
Cheese and Crackers, Batman! It's the first underage rampant shitpost of the year!
>>322189619
>Technically, he was in the Paon-made DK games
Those weren't really significant to the series though.
>>322190093
anyone can go have sex with a drunk slut and pathetic people obsess over the slit
its much harder to find someone that feels great to be around though
>>322184892
>I'll be 20 in half a year
>All the games born in '96 will be 20 years old
What are some of your favorite games from the year you were born, /v/? Mine are probably DKC3 and SM64
>>322190093
I don't really have any shortcomings though. None that I really care about anyway.
She's not just a slit to me. I don't pop a boner when I think about her and fap and cry. I think about her and who she is. I feel like life with her would be fulfilling and fun.
>>322189863
If it makes you feel any better I still think about the girl I used to talk to in 7th grade. I talked to her for hours a day and thought maybe I had a chance. [spoiled]Then she told me she never wanted to talk to me again and I've been scared of girls ever since.[/spoiler]
>>322190225
>1996
Holy fucking shit, get the fuck out you faggot. Only people born before 1990 are allowed to post here, you gay nigger.
>>322190367
>spoiled
AUTO CORRECT YOU BITCH I'M NEVER BROWSING BEFORE BED.
>>322190437
You need to be 16 or older to post on /v/, kiddo.
>>322190473
gb2reddit faggot
>>322190473
>being a ledditor
Get out.
>>322190547
Literally never been there senpai, you sound pretty familiar with it though so maybe you can show me around :^)
>>322184892
Holy shit, you're right. 1964 was 20 years ago, where does time go?
>>322190586
Two in a row though has me genuinely confused. Samefag or what? Or do I actually seem like I go to Reddit?
>>322190367
Ouch. Well I guess you'd be better off taking your own advice and not letting one experience ruin them all for you. I don't think it's ever too late to make amends.
Funny thing, I met this girl in 7th grade too. I never spoke to her all that much. I was told that she had a crush on me at one point (probably not very reliable information). At the time I didn't even care. But now after I've noticed how she presents herself and just how she goes about life in general, I find myself drawn to her for some reason. Not even in a sexual way. Just in the way that I want to be around her.
>>322185224
>last time I had sex waswith my hand a few minutes ago
>last time I left my house was5 years ago
a new year a new way to realize nothing changes
>>322190923
I understand you completely, brother. Have a good 2016.
>>322191038
That's what I get for not looking at an image on an image board I guess.
I wasn't even born yet desu
>>322191052
Same to you, friend.
>>322190215
Neither was Jungle Beat, yet Miyamoto wanted everyone to play that.
The point is he's appeared in a later console than the SNES.
>>322185224
>Only sexual experience you have was as a kid
>With other kids
>And two dudes
Even virginity is better than this.
>>322189863
>And really the only thing I desire is her. I can't stop thinking about her
don't do this shit to yourself man, it may not seem like it but there's millions out there like her
getting attached to just one doesn't end well most of the time
>>322191448
what the fuck happened to you? sounds perturbing as fuck.
>/v/ is going to be twelve years old this year
One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh, but the earth abideth for ever.
>>322191174
>imageboard
Back to leddit bro.
>>322191646
I'm not going to kill myself if I don't make her mine, dude. She's just all I have left to desire. She's the only thing that I feel like I'm missing. I have literally everything else I want. I'm pretty damn grateful. I just can't help thinking about her.
>>322191840
I'm not dead yet, fucker.
>>322191779
It's simple, really. I was born in 1991. Being an almost 25 year old, when I was a kid, the internet was new and exciting, but unlike those born in the late 80s, I missed the initial craze and only caught the ass end of it.
That said, Porn was at finger's length, and dodging the parents was easy. When you're a white kid living on a military base in the north, you have 3 things to do for fun.
Games, Friends, and sometimes both at the same time WINK WINK. Sexual experimentation was fun and generally met very little resistance with less experienced kids.
By the time I was 10 I had probably seen about 18? vaginas of kids ages 6-13. Most of the ones from my class, my neighboors, my cousin, and my sister.
The dudes I had sexual experience with were older than me. While I was 10, they were 14 and 15 respectively. The sexual experimentation in my prepubescent self was sexual frustration in their pubescent selves. It wasn't completely awful, but one of the guys was a dick so I ratted him out. Never heard from him ever since.
>>322191894
Not that anon but I'm in the same situation you are,relationship wise. Real talk, Im going through this with my ex and it's still hard for me to realize there's literally thousands of girls alike. That's probably something you don't wanna hear but we eventually have to move on. No matter how much it hurts.
>>322185014
On the very cusp of attaining your powers? Why?
>>322190437
I'm a 1992 guy and I bet you 35 dollars I've been on 4chan longer then you.
>>322192615
If it's your ex just realize that that ship has sailed. Fighting to revive something that has died is only going to hurt you both. If something pertaining to one or both of you killed it, then it probably wasn't meant to be anyway. Learn from past mistakes so you can have a better future with someone else.
>>322192830
well ive been here since 2001
>>322192615
we don't even know if he struck out yet, all I'm saying never get this worked up over a girl that's not even yours yet
if she likes you great, if not there'll be others
>>322192960
What is October 1, 2003?
>i'm 20 years old
>>322192929
Yeah for sure. I just started thinking about it now because the new year n all. It just feels horrible ya know? But anyways yeah, we just gotta get through shit
>>322193183
>Thinking 20 is old
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>322193105
That's the point I tried to get across as well. That was just my bad on the wording
>>322193183
>only one out of my friends who isn't engaged
>>322193235
I know your feel. I fought tooth and nail to keep my first relationship from dying and it was just a bunch of unnecessary stress. You can't help what you feel but don't make it worse than it has to be.
>>322184892
>Super Mario Galaxy is nine years old
>>322185014
>killing yourself right when you obtain wizardom
>>322193495
Damn. Same here. I did and her also to an extent. It feels perfect when everything is great. But when shit happens you just want it to be over. Agree 100percent with the last point senpai.
>>322185224
>Still a virgin
>Haven't had a gf in 4 years
JUST
>>322184892
Man, 64 games and mario is still going strong.
Which one are we at now? super mario 72?
>>322193485
>All the people I went to high school with are married and/or have kids
>I'm sitting here fapping to anime girls and shitposting about games I've never played
>this whole thread
does anyone have that pic of the middle aged guy guy sitting on a couch with a can of something and that clock moving time forward really fast?
>>322192960
>>322193112
>not being on /v/ since 1998
Anyone remember the Y2K meme?
>>322185596
>work all night
>come home
>don't want to do anything
The grass is always greener.
>>322185224
>first girl I dated was ugly as sin and didn't even put out; I was just lonely and reluctant as hell
>first time I had sex was with the second girl I dated
>ended up knocking her up
>went from wageslave who lived with his parents and didn't even have a license to driving and moving out
Could be worse, I guess.
>>322196276
What happened with your girl?
>>322196434
We're still together, got an apartment, and mydaughteris almost a year old.
I obviously love the fuck out of video games, and my girlfriend likes games and is kind of an otaku, so I'm sure my kid will be quite the outcast in school.Just like me.
>>322190437
> before 1990
Who taught you how to use a computer pops?
>>322193997
>still a virgin
>haven't had a gf in ever
at least you got memories pal
>>322196661
How old? That's pretty cool that the both of you like the same things at least. I think your kid would do alright in school depending on what it's like though. I liked a bunch of nerdy stuff all throughout school and never got shit for it.
>>322196661
is she cute? and the girlfriend as well?
>>322197083
She's 21 and I'm 22.
>>322197186
so you're still a wageslave then
>>322185224
what a fucking travesty anon.
>>322197186
Ah ok. Younger then me at least.
>>322197229
Yes. ;_; We both are right now.
Though honestly if she ever got a job to support both of us, I wouldn't mind being a full-time dad. I'm usually the one who cooks and cleans anad shit anyway.
>send kid off to school
>mom goes off to work
>hurry up and clean and get shit done and play video games all day
>make dinner all the time and git gud at cooking
>play video games and shitpost all night
>ff7 is 19 years old
God damn
>>322189962
>>The Dreamcast is 18, and she's having sex
She was doing it long before she was 18 anonymous
>>322190225
1990 here
=)
Castlevainia 3
Megaman 3
Super Mario Bros 3
>>322190360
>>322186274
How does it work?
0, 1, 2 would be considered the early decade, then 3, 4, 5 mid decade then 6, 7, 8 and 9 the lates?
i want it all back
i want the joy the first time i played pokemon blue back
i want the wonder the first time i play lttp back
i want to feel the same happiness i did playing video games then back
kill me
there is no true njoyment left in my life
fuck 20`6 i will have the same halfhearted video game exerience i did in 2016
nothing will move my soul and britgent my day the same way tbosr simple games did back in my chidhold
i hve NEVER enjoyed games the same way i enjyed even the GB ports of DQI/II back then
i ha this fucking hated and maddness i feel of vieo games ot the past few hears
growing ul was the worst, i dont want to think of fucking anita or srw or problmatica rgaes are art i just want me using a gbc light to play pokemon silver at 11pm because i just could NOT go to sleep unil my evee evolved to espion
the smple joys are one andeplaced with a longing or the past and the
>I graduated high school in 2006
>10 years ago this summer
Definitely not going to the reunion since I haven't done shit since then and still live in the same house (with my parents).
Just fuck my shit up, senpai.
>>322194163
same here, but i fap to shemales instead.
Orgasms are overrated.
Sex is even more overrated.
Food, video games, alcohol, and mediation are far better.
>>322184892
>Hamburger is wearing grouch glasses + nose.
>Watching Welcome to the NHK!
>"Let's have a reunion in 10 years" scene comes up
>In the 2006 New Year
I feel old for some reason.
>only one of my friends still alive
shit feels old
>>322199008
What happened to the others?
>all these kids here after 1930
Get out. You're only allowed if you were alive during the 1920's.
Guys, think about it for a sec
>Sonic 06 is a decade old
>pic related is now 11 years old
>>322199127
life
>Every person who made a moderately enjoyable video in the Video Game flash section of Newgrounds, or a great flash game, is now either dead, inactive, or irrelevant.
What were your favorites, /v/?
>>322185014
Good luck becoming a lich
>Max Payne is 15 years old
>GTA 4 is 8 years old
>Half Life 2 Episode 2 is 9 years old
>Halo 2 is 12 years old
>>322187284
sauce?
>>322189863
>being a pathetic beta
You realize she's probably gettingblackedas you post, right?
Women don't matter, they're literally retarded and wouldn't last a second without their sexual value
Fuck and chuck, don't care for a momentyou will end up alone but it's preferable to tricking yourself into believe that some cunt actually cares about, because she doesn't. women are incapable of loving anything but themselves.
>>322185224
3 years buddy im trying to become a pseudo wizard
>>322194163
I know that feel all too well.
>Relatives I haven't seen in 10 years over for holidays
>Relative 1 in Air Force traveling the world
>Relative 2 is teaching English in glorious Nippon
>Relative 3 has a 10/10 hot wife
>I'm still in my hometown working at slave wages at age 27, fapping to cartoons and posting on /v/
I just want to give up
>gf is 14 years old
>>322199008
wot did they get married or something
>>322185224
5 months for me ;_;
>>322204042
>Halo 2 is 12 years old
It's finally the same age as its players.
>if Max Payne was a girl, you could legally marry her in most states
My 18th birthday was last night I still never had a girlfriend and im a virgin ive practically given up at this point might aswell become a wizard
>>322207698
backpage bro
>>322207698
Get the fuck out
>>322188032
>Japan time was more than 8 years ago
>>322207698
>Just turned 18
>already giving up on having sex
I lost my virginity at 17 but didn't start having regular sex until my 20's. Wait until you get to college.
>>322207865
Ive actually been on here for 9 years i started posting around 2009/2010 no need to get so mad gramps
>Kids born in 1998 will be allowed to browse 4chan this year
>>322208181
>>322208181
Don't pretend like you waited till you were 18 to post.
>>322205276
Kill la Kill
>>322185224
It was like a month ago for me.
But before that it was probably like three years. Who knows how long this time?
>>322185865
>You will never be able to go back for your lost brother
Why did it have to be sev, anyone but sev...
>>322208658
>tfw been here since I was 15
>Didn't have PC so I browsed on my Wii Browser
>Didn't want to seem retarded so I lurked for a year before finally posting something
>>322190225
Shadow warrior blood and star fox
>>322185014
welp
>>322210784
Don't fucking reply to me ever again unless you are going to contribute something meaningful to this thread.
>>322208181
>teenagers born after 9/11 may be in this very thread
